Thread 21554064

Authorities ruled out foul play and ordered an autopsy, though early findings showed the noodles met safety standards. Experts warn that consuming instant noodles uncooked and in large amounts can cause serious digestive issues. Despite their popularity in Egypt, health specialists stress moderation and proper preparation to avoid risks.

walk (die) like an egyptian

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1.23kg pack?

why are you copying half assed news summaries from facebook

what the fuck is wrong with you

>>21554064 (OP)
he probably had food poisoning or something, that's not enough to kill you

>>21554064 (OP)
most likely metal contamination due to a cheap manufacturing process, he ate indo mie but this exact thing came to light with maggi, another cheap noodle brand in 2015

>>21554093
Yeah but he only ate three packs. Wouldn't the nooders have to be seriously contaminated to kill someone from such a small amount? And if the noods were so contaminated, shouldn't there be more deaths or does cooking make the poison metal safe to eat? This story is fishy.

>>21554064 (OP)
wtf? I love eating ramen uncooked, what brand were those?

>>21554064 (OP)
>>21554125
>Indomie
For some reason OP's pic showed a picture of a different brand.
https://www.ynetnews.com/health_science/article/rkohl5qtlx

i eat maruchan

>>21554093
Dude, three packs wouldn't kill you stone dead unless they were like 50% mercury. More likely he choked to death, if he even exists, but we don't know because OP's a faggot and gave us no reliable source

Skill issue
Nigga died as he lived - a complete bitch

>Quran memorization class
fucking lmao
also this kid was straight up poisoned with cyanide or something. you don't die within hours from eating dry noodles.

>>21554084
He probably ate them with all the seasoning on while already dehydrated. A shitton of salt + three packs of dry noodles absorbing all the moisture in your gut + third world desert country heat. I can believe that could kill you.

Pussy ass niggas can't handle 3 packs of ramen without dying lmoa

Quick, ban instant noodles!

They did it with spicy tortilla chips didn't they?

>>21554134
Is it indonesian made indomie?
Those have rather sketchy packaging, the oil packet is always coated in the same oil (improper handling?) and the seasoning is sometimes not sealed right.

>>21554082
anime strikes again

>>21554555
Yeah there's no way 3 packs of noodles even if you added all the sauce and seasoning and shit would cause extremely sudden vomiting and stomach pain and then dying within hours.
I'm guessing he was honor killed because dad thought he was a fag and this is the coverup.

Ramen is shit. Eat pasta like a normal person.

>>21554084
>>21554571
notice that nowhere in the news says the noddles was determined as the cause of death.

that sentence has the same news value as "man dead after drinking water", leaving out facts like the 23 stab wounds he had at the time

>He forgot to drink boiling water and snort the flavour pack
Many such cases

>>21554064 (OP)
If he was retarded enough to eat dry noodles then he probably choked to death.

he probably ate the foil packets too

>>21554064 (OP)
>raw
Why. Why in gods would you torture yourself like that.
Well, at least he cant suffer anymore.

>>21555115
Quicker and more effecient
Some people are busy and don't have all the time in the world to boil water, wait for noodles to absorb water and then eat it.

>>21555115
Some ramen is fried in seasoned oil, the dry noodle then makes a pretty decent snack. Cheap too.
Not indomie though.

>>21555302
>all the time in the world
Just use a water boiler or something, god damn. takes like 2 minutes

>>21554957
instant ramen is an emergency food
in his case literally

>>21554555
It's ok to admit you're dumb and have never had food poisoning before and are ignorant because you don't know just how bad it can get.

>>21555302
Efficient but at what cost? And why are you trying to eat cheap ass noodles so fucking efficiently? You don't have a job you need to get back to because Mr. Shecklesteinbaum slashed your lunch hour to 5 minutes.
I know instant isn't some gourmet shit, but why are you sucking them down in the least enjoyable way possible where you're getting 5 seconds of a chemical burning flavor from all the sodium. You'll probably get more volume in your stomach for much cheaper eating puffed rice cakes if you don't want to enjoy any of what you're eating.

when i was an elementary school student in the late 90's, the big thing was bringing a pack of top ramen, crushing it up, and then pouring the seasoning packet on it and then eating it.

>>21554064 (OP)
What if he ate the noodles but the water inside him caused the noodles to expand and he burst open? Where if he ate fully cooked expanded noodles he would feel full first.

>>21554082
they need to hurry the fuck up with the porn and the doujins

>>21554082
I'm watching that episode right now it's 15 minutes into episode 7

>>21554064 (OP)
I think it's probably because they absorb the water in his body

I been eating uncooked Raman since I was 9 and I'm still alive, skill issue.

>>21556570
Why? It tastes like nothing

>>21556650
your tastebud has been ruined by goyslop