Thread 21554338

Thoughts on Manwich?

>>21554338 (OP)
it should just come with the meat and not be a sauce. like, i just wanna pour this sloppa on a bun, not make a hamburger helper out of it. i'm amazed they don't do it.

>>21554338 (OP)
No thoughts. Stop being poor.

sloppa

>>21554343
They've tried that and nobody bought it. They're doing that with pulled pork now and I always see them expired on the shelves.

>>21554338 (OP)
I'd rather have a taco sandwich
If I had a family, It would probably be served though

>>21554343
I don't want canned fucking beef, you freaks talk shit about poor people and lazy people but you eat way worse shit than mcdonalds regularly.

>>21554418
cooking beef in a pan and cooking beef in a can is basically the same thing

>>21554338 (OP)
add chili powder to it, add to brown, ground beef to make chili

My mother used to make this and I always hated it. Can't remember the taste, but it was either too sweet or too tangy. I'd have rather just had regular hamburgers.

>>21554426

Meat cooked under high heat in a can absorbs the can's liner material and reactants. Bisphenol baby! Meat cooked in glass, ceramic, enamel, iron or steel doesn't absorb material toxins.

>>21554338 (OP)
Pretty good sloppy joe, not the best I've had, but not the worst by far.

>>21554525
it’s just not all that sloppy imo. when I’m making the family recipe for actually sloppy joes it’s catastrophic. sauce and breadcrumbs covering every surface of the house

>>21554573
kek

>>21554646
it’s like hurricane Joe happened inside my house

>>21554338 (OP)
dahmer was pissed when he tried it.

>>21554338 (OP)
Goes on sale for like 25 cents a can every six months or so, it's alright for something quick

>>21554338 (OP)
>Americans will literally buy slop in a can, put it between two slices of sugar bread, and pretend it's a meal

When I cooked Sloppy Joes from scratch for the first time, it triggered something in my head that I could learn anything, and that Americas were just slaves and cattle who exist in a state of retardation for the sake of their masters.

It's not hard to throw several things in a pan and mix it up for 15 minutes. Tutorial level cooking without all the chemical additives.

>>21554343
tell me you're a 350lb diabetic without telling me you are one

>>21554976
>he thinks the sauce has meat in it

Boomer food
Just ask for for sliced pork chopsat the meat counter and throw them into liquid marinade for a day and fry on high heat
Idc you're muslim or gay eat the fucking chops

>>21555086
pork chops would hardly make any kind of mess but go off I guess

>>21554338 (OP)

I tried it with pasta a few times and it was ok.

I wouldn't buy it again though.

>>21555086
>Boomer food

The exact opposite, in fact.

https://nypost.com/2025/01/27/lifestyle/gen-z-is-a-failure-at-cooking-even-whipping-up-a-simple-egg-is-too-stressful-they-admit/

depressioncore food

>>21554343
this is the fattest thing I've seen all weekend

>>21555127
>“I feel like a lot of us just didn’t grow up in kitchens the way older generations did,” explained 23-year-old participant Mia.

Sounds like a flimsy excuse. My parents didn't teach me shit about cooking. My mother could barely put together a Hamburger Helper, and when she did it was pretty bad. I had to teach myself through trial and error and watching Food Network. Just go buy a cookbook and start trying things out. Otherwise it's just pure laziness.

I see this every day at work, too. The girls who work there are 18-29 and literally every single day have to have some fast food Doordashed to the store because they are seemingly incapable of even spreading peanut butter and jelly on bread.

>Twenty-one percent even admitted to recruiting their parents to cook for a date — and then pawning the meal off as their own.
Holy fucking sad. I would never date any girl who can't prepare her own food.

tl;dr: if you can't feed yourself you don't deserve to eat.

>>21554338 (OP)
Bold is the only decent flavor. Tastes like Manwich did 30 years ago.

>>21555237
I know right? Mom couldn't boil water and dad basically was doing hamburger helper at best, and he would burn anything at the grill, like Roger from FoxTrot. The second I could as a kid, I was on that grill cooking. Only way I was going to eat any form of meat not burnt to a crisp. And yeah, I enjoyed hot dogs as a kid a lot because they were safe and easy to make with cooklet parents.

It was definitely weird not having nostalgia for home cooked meals like my peers did in college though. Since I did everything that wasn't fast food/restaurant food, I never had anything to miss in the first place. And I've only gotten better as time went on, and when you live somewhere with little/no food options, your cooking skill is your lifeline.

> if you can't feed yourself you don't deserve to eat.
I wish we'd bring back cooking/home ec to schools because these kids need nutrition science so fucking bad, would help with the lardass problem. Like have em cook their own breakfast and lunch from middle school on so they learn how to make shit and feed themselves. Though I know it can't work thanks to multiculturalism and all the fad diet / meme allergies that people have.