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Anonymous No.21555708 >>21555789 >>21555992 >>21556012 >>21556029 >>21556250 >>21556263 >>21557019 >>21558392 >>21559121 >>21559184
>starts trying to seduce you in the grocery store like some kind of evil chocolatey demon succubus
Anonymous No.21555739 >>21555749 >>21555777 >>21555938
the candy isn't the problem. It's what you are trying to replace with candy.
Anonymous No.21555749 >>21555760
>>21555739
>those poor kids in Phnom Penh who are bussed in from the countryside
Anonymous No.21555760 >>21555785
>>21555749
Sorry I've never been to Cambodia so I don't really understand the reference but I'm sure you will be willing to explain it.
Anonymous No.21555777 >>21555932
>>21555739
My desire for candy? Because that's all that being replaced by eating candy
Anonymous No.21555785 >>21555936 >>21556267 >>21561519
>>21555760
If you want I guess. It's just an emptiness when I couldn't visit during the fake pandemic. You see, out in the countryside those little "farms" are highly subsidized and often the children particularily the young girls are bussed into large cities to work to help sustain their family back many miles away. Often for months at a time. The big strong sisters called the "clamngs" αžαŸ’αž›αžΆαŸ†αž„ I can't remember how it is spelled in their texts i just phonetically wrote it out) look after them when they work and sometimes help.

It's good to know when you are helping a family and that young women are helping their families not just blowing it on literal Chinese bullshit and junk like over here.

Was over there two years ago. It's just not the same and stuff has moved around. Oh well. I do love reeses. I should go to Hershey for the RV show again some time and get some chocolate.
Anonymous No.21555789 >>21555794
>>21555708 (OP)
These are 100x better frozen and I only eat them frozen. Its insane the difference.
Anonymous No.21555794
>>21555789
frozen kind of gets old for me. Like sometimes you want hot pizza and sometimes cold. Have to switch it up
Anonymous No.21555809
Aren't reeses covered in Hershey's vomit chocolate?
Anonymous No.21555846
Sugar + peanut butter.
Never have to buy this again.
Anonymous No.21555932
>>21555777
Your appetite for nourishment is replaced by eating candy dummy, until it gets to the point where it causes genuine physiological damage and you can feel the life being sucked out of you as you try to hop around on your diabetes infested feet
Anonymous No.21555936 >>21555951 >>21555961 >>21555983
>>21555785
You sound utterly unhinged and demonic
Anonymous No.21555938 >>21555951 >>21559121
>>21555739
my desire for steaming hot anime pussy
Anonymous No.21555951 >>21555955 >>21555967
>>21555936
Not everyone stays at home the best days of their lives.

>>21555938
Same bit real fuck yeah I like talosians and pike in the pilot.
Anonymous No.21555955 >>21555988
>>21555951
the pilot and the 2 parter they made with parts of the pilot were KINO
Anonymous No.21555956 >>21556475 >>21557496
Is it ree-seas pee-seas or ree-sizz pee-sizz?
Anonymous No.21555961 >>21555970
>>21555936
>demonic
Get a grip
Anonymous No.21555962 >>21557670 >>21561194
Reese's minis are a fucking chore to unwrap and eat.
Anonymous No.21555967 >>21555980 >>21555988
>>21555951
If the best days of your life is some slimey trip to Cambodia than woe to you, brother.
Anonymous No.21555969 >>21555972
I saw reese had animal crackers or some shit and was tempted to buy them. They seem good.
Anonymous No.21555970
>>21555961
It’s a figure of speech
Anonymous No.21555972
>>21555969
i had those, fuckers melted in my car but my car doesnt have AC and it was 100 degrees (freedom units) outsite so yeah
Anonymous No.21555980 >>21556060
>>21555967
To each his own. At least I get out. Stop spitting venom. It's not like that's the only places I've visited and experienced in my travels.
Anonymous No.21555983 >>21555990 >>21557025
>>21555936
hey it could be worse. he could be fucking literal kids like the thailand anon
Anonymous No.21555988
>>21555955
Yup. They were women.

>>21555967
>also
>slimy

Dude, I was in 4 star equivalent hotels for 50-70 dollars a night. I use to be able to get econo lodge like lodgings for 18-25 dollars or less in 2018.
Anonymous No.21555990
>>21555983
The Siamese cracked down long ago. Cambodia.
Anonymous No.21555992
>>21555708 (OP)
>starts trying to seduce you in the grocery store like some kind of evil chocolatey demon succubus
Correct
Anonymous No.21556012 >>21556475
>>21555708 (OP)
N-no reeses-chan I can't, I'm cutting...
Anonymous No.21556029
>>21555708 (OP)
These are so fucking good.
Truly a succubus luring me with her lusty wares..
Anonymous No.21556038
i liked biting on the foil, made my fillings tingle hahaha. reminds me of the time my dad tricked me into licking a 9 volt battery
Anonymous No.21556060 >>21556093
>>21555980
>At least I get out
Are you sure about that?
Anonymous No.21556079 >>21556088
>defiles the holy day of Easter with her sinful temptation
Anonymous No.21556088 >>21556094
>>21556079
>holy day of Easter
how do you know Easter is holy? Did you see Christ die and then not die and then die again?
Anonymous No.21556093 >>21556166
>>21556060
Yes, I get out there. Go on neo-12ch
Anonymous No.21556094 >>21556099 >>21556489
>>21556088
if it wasn't holy it wouldn't have a special reeses shape
evolve me a better Reese's and then we'll talk
Anonymous No.21556099
>>21556094
for me its the santa shaped reeses
Anonymous No.21556166 >>21556254
>>21556093
>Go on neo-12ch
gross
Anonymous No.21556250
>>21555708 (OP)
I used to be over 300 lbs.

Losing weight is 99 percent mental.
Anonymous No.21556254 >>21556270
>>21556166
Die nobody
Anonymous No.21556263
>>21555708 (OP)
You sound like a woman with a huge fat ass.
Anonymous No.21556267 >>21557012 >>21557104
>>21555785
>fake pandemic

Reality is this way, moron. But you'll still get lost.
Anonymous No.21556270
>>21556254
you’re so mad hahaha
Anonymous No.21556273 >>21556287
I think it's strange that there are people who work and have lives and travel abroad and seem to not be retarded, and then they also say things like: "But there was no pandemic. Covid wasn't real and no one died of it. The entire thing was made up. And here are just some of my interesting theories for why such an international conspiracy was concocted..."

Strange times we're living in.
Anonymous No.21556287 >>21556493
>>21556273
You lost the election
Anonymous No.21556475
>>21555956
I say sizz

>>21556012
YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO THE EVIL CHOCOLATEY DEMON SUCCUBUS
Anonymous No.21556489
>>21556094
big cups
Anonymous No.21556493 >>21556523
>>21556287
Sorry, the repubs don't claim you either. Antivaxxtards are a tiny subset of conspiracy nuts. They don't really have any political alignment. To try and align yourself with the current administration is embarrassing to them and certainly to you.
You people are few. And no politician even acknowledges your insanity. You're the reason Measles is back. MEASLES. You fucking schizo retard.
Anonymous No.21556523 >>21557017
>>21556493
sir this is a candy thread.
Anonymous No.21556525
Why the individual mini's when any store with any sense will carry full sized cups or packets of multiple unwrapped mini's?
Anonymous No.21557012
>>21556267
Why post a picture of your faggot ass? Lol pwned
Anonymous No.21557017
>>21556523
Hard candy?
Anonymous No.21557019 >>21559106
>>21555708 (OP)
Hey, when are the Pumpkins coming out this year? Last year they hit the store shelves on July 23rd, but I haven't been able to find them ANYWHERE this year. On top of that, Reese's supposedly released "Mini Pumpkins" and I can't find those anywhere either!!!
Anonymous No.21557025 >>21557052 >>21557336
>>21555983
No tourists in Thailand are fucking kids. Well, hardly any. That's reserved for their fathers, uncles, and brothers.
Anonymous No.21557052
>>21557025
In 2025 it's limited. We all went to Phnom Penh.
Anonymous No.21557104 >>21557348 >>21559142 >>21559145
>>21556267
Covid was literally nothing more than a severe flu.
Most people who died had pre-existing conditions (and especially obesity).
We shut down the world economy and ruined the childhoods of children across the globe to save the lives of boomers.
Yet another thing they ruined. I suppose we'll add it to the list if there's still room.
Anonymous No.21557336 >>21557352
>>21557025
I went earlier this year and had no problems. Though I am sure cambodia is cheaper.
Anonymous No.21557348 >>21557387
>>21557104
I think about children alot. It wasn't good but we did get alot of hairbrush content out of it.
Anonymous No.21557352
>>21557336
You get alot more bang for your buck across the board that's for sure.
Anonymous No.21557387 >>21557472
>>21557348
>hairbrush content
What? Are you referring to youtube shorts or something?
Anonymous No.21557472 >>21557660 >>21557663
>>21557387
>What? Are you referring to youtube shorts or something?
Depends which end of the hairbrush are you referring to?
Anonymous No.21557496
>>21555956
Sneeduck Peeduck
Anonymous No.21557660 >>21557705 >>21557897
>>21557472
Anonymous No.21557663
>>21557472
You can use hairbrushes for alot of things.
Anonymous No.21557670 >>21561194
>>21555962
Reeses wrappers are the only thing stopping most americans from eating the whole bag in one gulp and dying from acute hyperchocodemia
Anonymous No.21557705
>>21557660
I have sex with children and post the videos online
Anonymous No.21557897 >>21557916
>>21557660
he's saying he has sex with children and posts the videos online in case you didn't get it the first 5 times
Anonymous No.21557916 >>21557922
>>21557897
...there were youtube shorts of child abuse involving hairbrushes during covid? What the fuck?
Anonymous No.21557922 >>21557935 >>21559144
>>21557916
>Child abuse

Take your nu speak elsewhere.
Anonymous No.21557935 >>21557937
>>21557922
Nigger, what the fuck else is it but child abuse?
Anonymous No.21557937
>>21557935
Gb2 neo-12ch
Anonymous No.21558392
>>21555708 (OP)
i dont like reeses. i dont see the appeal..
now if it were twix..
Anonymous No.21559106
>>21557019
>Hey, when are the Pumpkins coming out this year?
Should be hitting shelves now, they had bulk bags of them at Costco last year if you’re really into them.

Here’s a product finder link for the mini pumpkins (thanks for mentioning them, they sound good):

https://www.hersheyland.com/where-to-buy.html?ps-sku=00034000458035

Unfortunately oos around me : (
Anonymous No.21559121
>>21555708 (OP)
Reese's taste like shit, fatty.
>>21555938
based
Anonymous No.21559142 >>21559145 >>21559682
>>21557104
I think the lives saved were worth it. If you're trying to defend the statement it was a "fake pandemic" you've failed.
I absolutely LOVED it. I got over $20,000 to stay home. It was a huge vacation. I'll never understand why anyone was mad about it. I mean I really can't put myself in the mind of someone who could just deny reality, so to me it was always if not necessary, erring on the side of caution, which isn't a bad thing. So to someone who thinks every doctor and news story and two separate presidents were lying to him, I guess it "wasn't fair" that he couldn't go out and do stuff for a few months, but that was mostly because everyone was voluntarily closing anyway.
It was like a really long snow day for me. I moved back in with my upper middle class retired parents and started collecting government cash. I'd been meaning to take a vacation anyway. I'd been meaning to move out of that place too.
What list are you adding to? Your entitled grievances? Who fucking cares?
Anonymous No.21559144
>>21557922
That's not nu speak. You're brain broken.
Anonymous No.21559145 >>21559147
>>21557104
Covid does not exist. It was demand side controls to halt an economic crash.
>>21559142
covid's gene sequences are fake. There is no covid. PCR tests are completely random.
Anonymous No.21559147 >>21559149 >>21559192
>>21559145
Anonymous No.21559149 >>21559167 >>21559179 >>21559688
>>21559147
Not an argument. Why did the Flu disappear in 2020? All "covid deaths" were hospitals misdiagnosing people for the free federal cash.
Anonymous No.21559167 >>21559170
>>21559149
The argument is that you're a schizo. You choose to believe disinformation over the facts. And to justify this you will tell me just why I need to distrust all of the media and the government and rather trust disreputable social media accounts which reject every truth based on the fallacy that if it comes from an official source it's some sinister conspiracy.

I've read your tired arguments before. It's all been explained and/or debunked. You won't believe any evidence I could show you and I obviously don't believe any of your cockamamie nutcase paranoid nonsense. This isn't the forum for this discussion anyway but even if it were, it'd be totally pointless. We both think the other is stupid and wrong and we both feel superior to the other. Only one of us is correct though, and we'll also disagree upon that. Good day, sir.
Anonymous No.21559170 >>21559190
>>21559167
Not an argument. Genetic fallacy. Opinion discarded. Get back to the topic, which is shitty peanut butter cups.
Anonymous No.21559179 >>21559184
>>21559149
My question is, why have I gotten the flu routinely all my life and never lost my sense of taste or smell. Yet the second I got covid, and the test said I was positive for covid, I literally could not smell or taste anything for a month?

I just dont get why some people are completely hell bent on pretending a thing that clearly exists, somehow doesnt?
We get it, you didnt like the shutdowns and made it political. But do you really think you are going to get somewhere by telling people the thing they experienced isnt real? To what end? For what purpose?
I cant believe it still lives rent free in your head, 5 years removed
Anonymous No.21559184 >>21559190
>>21559179
see >>21555708 (OP)
Anonymous No.21559190
>>21559170
>>21559184
Yes, you don't want to argue any more when it makes you look stupid.
PEANUT BUTTER CUPS, EVERYONE!!
Anonymous No.21559192
>>21559147
im a schizoid but i wish i were schizophrenic cuz they seem to have a lot of friends (imaginary or otherwise)
Anonymous No.21559193 >>21559195
I can prove I'm not schizo: Reese's are oversweet trash.
Anonymous No.21559195
>>21559193
you arent a schizo alright, youre just a retard
Anonymous No.21559274
People use β€œschizo” as a slur but they love Fight Club.
Anonymous No.21559286
*is worse than a normal Reese's in every way in your path*
Anonymous No.21559682
>>21559142
>i know it was really bad for almost everyone
>but i enjoyed it so it's fine
Spoken like a true boomer.
Anonymous No.21559688 >>21560972
>>21559149
>Why did the Flu disappear in 2020?
Covid disappeared for the same reason the Spanish flu disappeared: it evolved into multiple less lethal strains and became endemic.
I don't know why I'm even replying to you, I'm sure you'll just reply with "oh yeah? but evolution isn't real so how could that have happened?".
Anonymous No.21560972 >>21560987
>>21559688
>>>r/eddit
Anonymous No.21560987 >>21561001
>>21560972
Damn, if that isn't one of the biggest concessions I have ever seen.
COMPLETELY with the back to the wall.
Anonymous No.21560991 >>21560999 >>21561417
candy is expensive as fuck in NY. Should I just buy in bulk online or something?
Anonymous No.21560999 >>21561006
>>21560991
Buying candy in bulk online is the fattest thing I've ever heard
Anonymous No.21561001 >>21561018
>>21560987
make sure to take your boosters before they get taken off the market.
Anonymous No.21561006
>>21560999
Well individually is fucking expensive. Id rather buy in bulk than drop 7-9 dollars per purchase.
Anonymous No.21561018
>>21561001
Big Pharma lobby is one of the few arms that run the country.
Lip service from the retards at MAHA mean nothing to the drug lobby
Anonymous No.21561057 >>21561177
This was a nice thread about candy until you terminally online shits showed up. All of you cunts, now go find a local flower shop and shout at them for supporting pedophiles and/or fascists.
Anonymous No.21561177
>>21561057
no u
Anonymous No.21561194
>>21555962
>>21557670
They sell them unwrapped. Hershey gets around any accusation of them being "bingeable" by promoting it as a topping or a baking ingredient.
Anonymous No.21561417
>>21560991
Are you close to a Costco? The Kirkland chocolate variety fun size bag is still one of the best candy deals even though the price has gone up, $0.27 per ounce for 90 ounces
Anonymous No.21561519
>>21555785
Odd question but what's the general consensus on Pol Pot in your neck of the woods?