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Anonymous No.21555719 >>21555774
Listen
Bet unc, I gotchu, gon’ lay it out from scratch

Aight — peep game:

When rice growin’ on da plant, every lil grain be a seed.
Inside dat seed two main thangs:
1. a lil baby plant — da start of da next rice stalk.
2. a pile of stawch — da food pawt sittin’ round da baby.

That stawch be like da baby’s lunchbox. When da baby start sproutin’, it eat on dat stawch till it get roots in da dirt an’ leaves up top. Then it catch sun an’ make it own food.

Now — what happen when they get dat rice ready fo’ da sto?
• They strip da husk (da shell coat).
• They polish it, clean it, sometimes even heat it.
• All dat kill da baby plant inside.

So now what left? Just da stawch, da food pawt.
That da part we cook, eat, fill up off.

So nah, you bury a bag from da sto — ain’t no baby plant left, unc. It just gon’ rot in da dirt.

Get it from da sto’, ain’t gon grow.

Ya dig?
Anonymous No.21555728
yeh I gotchu lil homie
Anonymous No.21555730
bruh...
Anonymous No.21555735 >>21555744
Fruitarianism is the highest vibrational diet.
When you only eat raw fruit, it elevates your consciousness to communicate with the ancestors, my nigga.
Anonymous No.21555744 >>21555756
>>21555735
that sounds like some fruity bhaaalshet
Anonymous No.21555756 >>21555767
>>21555744
>that sounds like some fruity bhaaalshet
nigga don't you ever call me fruity while you're taking a big peace of meat. i will slap the shit out of you with a watermelon
Anonymous No.21555767
>>21555756
>i will slap the shit out of you with a watermelon
I will kill you with my porkchop
Anonymous No.21555774 >>21555804
>>21555719 (OP)
Did you really ask chatgpt to write some bullshit about rice in ebonics? some poor tree just burst into flames because of this retarded post
Anonymous No.21555804
>>21555774
How else is niggas gon’ learn dis shit slime?
Anonymous No.21556366
Jus put da fries in da bag jit