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>>21558156
>is it really genetics that make them so violent?
>single mom just pushes her kid's head out of the way and puts pressure on his neck for some Lawry's
I am truly running out of fucks to give. You are not the same as me.

>>21558299
>pushes her kid's head out of the way and puts pressure on his neck
Lmao bruh it was NOT that serious

>>21558303
You know these faggots live to overreact...as if Cleetus doesn't gunbutts his kid in the face and tells him to "rub dirt on it, ya pussy".

>>21558345
>video proof of something
>"heh I bet something totally different happens for which I have no evidence or proof"

>>21558353
>rednecks have NEVER EVER EVER abused their kids
Yeah you keep telling yourself that Cleetus.

>>21558141 (OP)
Grim

>>21558156
>>21558299
you have no idea how bad things really are

>>21558299
Is it your white genetics that make you such a thin skinned weak bitch?

>thread gets ruined by /pol/shitters
its all so tiresome

>>21558204
The fat one gets me every time.

>>21558141 (OP)
>Totally retarded gimmick.
Make sure and get a vertical video of it for social media! Everyone will be so impressed.

>>21558141 (OP)
>wearing gloves to pick up all the condiment bottles at the customer's table

>>21559371
You'll get diarrhea from that

>>21559377
too spicy for you?

>>21558141 (OP)
why?

>>21558141 (OP)
Performative food is so stupid.

>>21559408
What a waste of what could have been a great steak.

>>21558156
>Fuck these employees and dishwashers, make em clean my caked on Lawry's off!

>>21559434
It still can be, didn't you see the cook rotating the steak cubes? Its higher effort but faster cooking and easier to keep it tender that way. I know it's crazy right?

>>21559433
I like when the chef flips the shrimp tails into his hat or pocket.
Or that onion volcano before he chops it up.

>>21559442
I dont carr

>>21558141 (OP)
How much you want to bet that was unironically $60 plus tip?

>>21558360
Why do you defend groids?

>>21559386
Yes, now you go in the ICE van culero

>>21559371
Would be bangin without all that sauce. They're drowning everything else.

>>21559408
why would you waste 30% of your ingredients when you're only gonna do mashed potatoes and steak ? Also what kind of man-child would want their steak precut ?

>>21558141 (OP)
Good looking burger before they ruined it

>>21558360
>this child abuse is good because of other child abuse.


Are you actually this fucking retarded or are you coping about all the child abuse your awful parents did to you?

>>21559634
>Also what kind of man-child would want their steak precut ?
The Japanese. They feel it is the chefs job to present it ready to be eaten.
Also, though, steak tips are great! Not that these are, and you still cut up your own steak tips, but similar enough

>>21559970
Are you retarded? Nobody said child abuse is good you dumb faggot.

>>21558141 (OP)
yikes, that burning hot knife handle is a lawsuit waiting to happen.

>>21558156
>Throwing a bunch of seasoning on it before even trying it
I made meatballs in gravy with riced potatoes and one of my friends just dumped a ton of hot sauce on it before even tasting it first. It made everyone else at the table mad.

>>21560141
>It made everyone else at the table mad.
No reason to take it personally, really. The hot sauce lost their senses in covid or else do that to everything they eat. Shrug it off.

>>21559368
My ex gf got her tampon stuck inside her once and she had to basically give birth to it. She puked after she finally pulled it out. It was very painful for her. :(

>>21560149
It didn't really make me angry because he's the kind of guy who puts hot sauce on everything but some other dudes started bitching at him. This was pre-covid

>>21558204
he can haz cheeseburger

>>21560176
gross

>>21558141 (OP)
hmmmmm, melted knive plastic, the secret spice of the kings

>>21559348
That easily digestible nutrition must be blowing its tiny tiny brain.

>>21558407
Pol draws all the dimes pal so pol shitters get to roam around
Thats why its a racist anime website

>>21559386
When we get to internet id's I hope posting ragebait of this kind will be punishable by fine at the very least

>>21560176
I can hear him,love that guy
Hes just that bit of peter griffin making car panini as a person

>>21558299
Of all the things you could criticize you chose the most retarded one. Congrats.

>>21558141 (OP)
how about you use a metal skewer and you won't have to melt a knife every time you make a burger you idiot

>>21559412
Seems like that would take forever to cook anything.

>>21560334
whats the point of boiling the frank then putting it in a skillet

>>21560334
>wraps in parchment paper
>immediately takes out of parchment paper
okay

>>21560342
To control how much you crisp the skin while still having it be cooked. Like a reverse sear, im guessing

>>21560342
remove some of the flavor so it's not too strong and doesn't hurt his sensitive tummy

>>21560344
>doesn't know about sandwich compression
What are you even doing on this board?

My dinner.

I'm still in awe.

>>21560374
They're overcooked

>>21560398
Never said that I wouldn't eat them. Just said they look overcooked in my opinion.

>>21559368
hmm cheese

>>21560401
that brown thing holds the best flavor, if you don't get it to that point you're missing out big time

>>21560403
If they were used, then you'd get some free yeast.

>>21560405
Was just taking the piss out of you mate.

>>21560356
This is AI right?

>>21560409
aight

>>21558303
Nigga that was exactly how George Floyd was killed.

>>21560178
How does that even work?

>>21559412
Can't believe this is what the London Eye looks like now. England has fallen

>>21559412
It looks like some kind of poultry on there
I don't think I would trust the mechanism to not give me salmonella

>>21558204
post hidden

>>21559348
this specimen should be taken and reproduced hundreds of times

>>21560403
are you retarded
even if its used, it does not smell or resemble cheese whatsoever

>>21559386
nah, its just caked in an unholy amount of harmful germs

>>21560316
Disagree. The way she completely disregards her child's well being and ignores his autonomy to grab seasoning for a tick tock is not something an intelligent human would do.

>>21559371
This shit looks tasty as hell. I'd probably be 400 pounds if I lived in Mexico because I'm guessing that their food is way cheaper than it is here.

>>21560356
im scared

>>21560176
why?
>>21560356
why?

>>21558299
Genetics aren't real. Race is a social construct

>>21560650
>he wants to deal with STD ridden koalas raiding his trash cans every night

>>21560758
obese

>>21560178
They also puke when they get those birth control things implanted in their vagines. Girls are pussies. Also if your dick is big, those implants have poky plastic bits facing outwards (it's what the doctors use to grab onto and remove it after a few years or whatever) and they poke your dick and it sucks

>>21558141 (OP)
>muffled "clap stomp" in the distance

>>21560775
obesex

>>21560176
Arthur Nightingale you stop that right this second.

>>21559386
She looks like a bloated corpse

>>21560561
Kek

>>21559412
Imagine if a serial killer did that to a bunch of people

>>21560334
>chef's press on hotdogs
kek that fucking got me

>>21561289
Why would I imagine that?

>>21558204
Haters will say it's fake, but how is he supposed to feed himself in this meowconomy?

>>21560652
you should try grilling cheese someday

>>21559368
Fake nails are so gross.

>>21559408
Looked good until all the unhealthy plant oil and sugary sauce.

>>21560352
kek

>>21560269
thats not how it works.
literally anything but eucalyptus leaves will make them sick

>>21561397
>literally anything but eucalyptus leaves will make them sick
Nope.

>>21560401
I still never understood what he think would happen by flipping it like that even if he succeeded

>>21560775
Maybe, but she cooks and won't fat shame you when you gain weight from her cooking.

>>21561457
Why would I want to become fat? That's disgusting.
And what's the end goal? We become a couple of two unhealthy obese fucks? Pathetic.

>>21558204
I would never make my kitty get a job
Some people just shouldn't have pets

>>21560374
WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE!?

>>21561490
The cat wants to work. That’s a MeowcDonalds.

ohh great, the same 30 videos we had last thread

>>21561515
How are you even supposed to eat this? It's not mouth-size, it's stupid.

>>21561528
Be the change you want to see in the world, you parasite.

>>21561533
Shut up newfag.

>>21561520
What exactly makes this video gayer than actual gay porn, we might never know

>>21561514
What is the white stuff they mix the pepperoni grease with? Mayo? Heavy cream?

>>21561528
This is true. HOWEVER, there are a few new ones as well

>>21561511
Next shell want to vote

>>21560911
>china
>the bank of korea

>>21560342
Gets the middle up to temp so you don't have to overcook the outside.

>>21561520
Gay
Recession slop

>>21560356
just imagine waking up every day to see her face in my bed, I'd put a gun in my mouth

>>21561506
Its on the plate...
Where's your remorse for promoting wet porridge eggs?

>>21560352
I'm the Jew collective and I'm confident my hubris won't get us twice holo- aaaahh defend Jews! What can we do about the youth hating us uigufhfhfbb it's not all jewsmdklfdljfrkeld

>>21560176
Agent 47, i have a bonus surprise priority target for you.

>>21560122
You did employ the fallacy of whataboutism

>>21561920
Even the jew worshipers I used to know have awakened to the kike problem because of all these war crimes. They don't care about the full extent of the problem but honestly I'm happy to see they aren't completely brainwashed

>>21561879
>brown people discover takoyaki
>feel the need to put their hands on the ingredients
Incredible.

>>21561964
>>21561948

who bitch this is

>>21558156
Why does her Son look like a ferengi?

>>21561518
Animal abuse videos are CP tier illegal in the US.

>>21562089
what the fuck. I thought all ice comes from the arctics

>>21562089
>that brown splash at 00:24 when the ice slides off the ramp onto the wet floor

>>21562089
soul

>>21560775
Girl likes good eatin'.

>>21558204
The most unbelievable thing about this is that the cats smile. Cats never look happy.
It's like Walking Dead. The most unbelievable thing about it isn't that the dead feast on the flesh of the living. It's that they had several episodes in Atlanta in the early parts of the zombie shit and we didn't see a single tumbleweave. You know some bitches got they hair to' out by zombies but no tumbleweaves? Bullshit.

>>21559474
Its from Austria, its was 450 funny money

>>21562301
yeah, soles of their feet

>>21559370
>garloid tacos
that is just barbaric, garloids are for milking not eating

>>21560758
TIIIIIIIIIITS BIG FAT TITTIES IN MY FACE HOMINAHOMINAHOMINA BRRRRRBRBR RBRRBRBRBRRBRR AWOOGA AWOOGA MOMMY MILKY PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT OH FUCK OH SHIT I LOVE BIG FUCKING TITTIES SO GODDAMN MUCH

>>21562636
that's kinda gay

>>21562636
>another whore farming likes in a kitch-
>....
>at least they are keeping it in the bedroom and not in the kitchen

>>21560758
good fresb salsa

>>21562636
>POV
ls the meaning behind "POV" some kind of ancient knowledge or what? Do people say "poff" and think it's just a word? What the fuck is wrong with those retards?

>>21561879
>doesn’t even start off looking good
>then he adds the chips
>then he serves it on a leaf

>>21559368
Uhh, don't tampons have a chemical in them that could leech into the food?

>>21559370
>shows sous vide meat
>meat he puts on the final taco has obviously been fried or grilled

>>21562124
That's an amphibian anon.

>>21562124
frog is dead my man

>>21562896
This is an animal. A baby monkey of some kind. Amphibians differ from animals in a variety of ways.

>>21561518
but when the french eat frogs it's a "delicacy" I see how it is

>>21562887
Anon, he throws it on a sheet in the video
He obviously threw it under the broiler for like 3 minutes

>>21561749
Horse cum

>>21562162
didn't you watch fist of fury

>>21560541
lol
lmao
rofl my fucking ass off

>>21562926
The french shouldn't be considered white

>>21562904
>Amphibians differ from animals in a variety of ways.
Amphibians ARE animals, goober.

>webm thread
>it's actually just a spic thread

>>21562089
zesty

>>21560334
>warm slaw
I don't think so

>>21563297
Wrong.

>>21562089
how?

>>21563580
Proof?

>>21563580
He's right, retard.

>>21560141
that's because people with actual working noses can tell from the smell that your food ain't seasoned

>>21561397
You have no clue how aggressively stupid koalas are

>>21564104
So why are koalas stupid, Reddit?
>well for starters they eat eucalyptus which is poor in nutrition and poisonous
It's what they were evolved to do, clearly it's a productive niche for them.
>uhh but they are so stupid that they can't even eat anything but the leaves and they must pick them off the trees by themselves because they don't understand the concept of food
Yet you just saw a koala eating an apple. Any other koala slander?

>>21558299
That's his aunt, dipshit

>>21558360
LMAO you keep bringing up this completely fictional redneck strawman out of nowhere, while anon is pointing out AN ACTUAL VIDEO
cope and seethe with your imaginary abusive family, the projection is sheer

>>21562866
Aren't they just cotton?

>>21558141 (OP)
quick breakfast hack

>>21564969
I am really getting tired of this kind of shitty bait
The very making of it is more offensive than the actual dumb content
I hate people so much

>>21564872
>fictional

>>21560767
False, if there are different breeds of dog/horse that excel at different things then it is so with humans as well

>>21565189
everything reminds me of him

>>21565207
>OMG anon, I LOOOOOVE coffee

>>21565207
>Go to Starbucks
>Order just sugar and syrup
>Have it mixed
>Take it home
>Add a couple teaspoons of my drink to my regular coffee
>Keep the rest in the fridge and part of it frozen

>>21558299
You made it sound like she grabbed the kids neck and choked him, why are you a whiny bitch?