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Anonymous No.21561980 >>21561991 >>21562001 >>21562002 >>21562300 >>21562604 >>21562839 >>21562857
My favorite drink is water. U mad?
Anonymous No.21561991
>>21561980 (OP)
No I'm too dehydrated to care
Anonymous No.21562001 >>21562062
>>21561980 (OP)
I'm a water sommelier.
Anonymous No.21562002 >>21562068 >>21562324 >>21562857
>>21561980 (OP)
Means you're a southerner. Water is useless in colder climates. What are gonna drink in winter, warm water? That's disgusting
Anonymous No.21562021 >>21562948
There is nothing I like more than a couple big glasses of water in the morning after a heavy night of drinking and children.
Anonymous No.21562062 >>21562081
>>21562001
>ai is gonna replace humans
>meanwhile humans:
Anonymous No.21562067
I'm always mad.
Anonymous No.21562068
>>21562002
I like warm water it's nice it's soothing if I don't feel like making coffee or tea it's nice
Anonymous No.21562073 >>21563122
Boost your waters nutritional value with Ovaltine.
Anonymous No.21562081 >>21562083
>>21562062
A retarded faggot still lived a life, he has friends, he has a family, he has a mind, he has a soul and even a retarded faggot has his reasons for being what he is. Human life is invaluable, AI is a horror show that should make you run for the hills. Not to sound like a backwards hippy or anything.
Anonymous No.21562083 >>21562116
>>21562081
I just mean people will create new things to do and to pay for. Someone actually paid for a water sommelier to make a menu.
Anonymous No.21562116
>>21562083
I guess so, that kind of stuff used to depress me but I guess it's cool that people like to dumb shit with their extra cash and time. God knows my hobbies and obsessions are retarded
Anonymous No.21562277
you can die from too little agua
Anonymous No.21562296 >>21562387 >>21562857
>water

not all water is the same. if you are drinking tap water you are literally a fucking idiot troglodyte. it needs to be distilled, spring or mineral water and be alkaline or else you may as well be drinking dumpster juice.
Anonymous No.21562300
>>21561980 (OP)
u mold
Anonymous No.21562324 >>21562348 >>21562359
>>21562002
if you think water is "disgusting" you are literally autistic
Anonymous No.21562348 >>21562359
>>21562324
All the autists I do caretaking for hate water with a passion. Would rather die than drink water
Anonymous No.21562359
>>21562324
>>21562348
I'm autistic and I can only drink water and coffee soda and alcohol burns too bad. I can drink hot toddies sometimes but only because the fact that it's hot snuffs out the burn. And please don't call me retarded I already know I am.
Anonymous No.21562387 >>21562398 >>21562594
>>21562296
Thank you Mr. water salesman. I almost made a terrible mistake
Anonymous No.21562398
>>21562387
Yeah if you're concerned you can clean it up pretty cheaply and easily. Still, I will say though bottled water makes my wiener hard.
Anonymous No.21562503 >>21562857
i pass out if i drink plain water :(
Anonymous No.21562594 >>21562606 >>21563162
>>21562387
Just drink the fluoride sheep. Your brain is already calcified
Anonymous No.21562604
>>21561980 (OP)
Water tastes good after you’ve parched yourself doing some meaningful physical activity. But if you’re just sitting around browsing the internet it loses its mojo so to speak.
Anonymous No.21562606 >>21562608
>>21562594
Will this shit get rid of the fluoride?
Anonymous No.21562608 >>21562782
>>21562606
Oh shit whoops forgot the picture I'm sloppy today
Anonymous No.21562782 >>21562815 >>21563162
>>21562608
I’m no expert but I doubt it. Even if that did you are still drinking birth control medication and other toxins.
Anonymous No.21562815
>>21562782
Water is life
Anonymous No.21562839 >>21562864
>>21561980 (OP)
>U mad?
You fucking bet, but not about water
Anonymous No.21562850 >>21562872
I love how fluoride is added to municipal water. Best idea for tight little preteen oral health. In fact, I grew up on well water and I had to take fluoride supplements in my youth. Teeth are great.
Anonymous No.21562857 >>21563037
>>21562002
you’re stupid
>>21561980 (OP)
why would anyone be mad? water’s most of what i drink, its great
>>21562296
you’re also stupid
>>21562503
how could this possibly happen?
Anonymous No.21562864
>>21562839
Lol whatever, goy. I fucked your mom harder than Israel is fucking Gaza
Anonymous No.21562872 >>21562878
>>21562850
Npc detected. You can’t have my organs demon.
Anonymous No.21562878
>>21562872
Retard brainwashed trend follower detected. He is the ultimate NPC.
Anonymous No.21562905
In 1356 the English invaded France who they thoroughly defeated at the battle of Poitiers, killing all their best warriors and capturing their king, Jean II. In spite of this success they had to promptly march back the way they came and return to England due to a very specific crisis - that emergency being they had exhausted their beer and wine reserves and only had fresh water to drink. Funny tidbit from history 4 u 2 sip on
Anonymous No.21562948 >>21562997
>>21562021
Why do you have that image saved
Anonymous No.21562990
>water Be like
>dude just drink water
>stay hydrated bruh the human body is like 99 percent water my guy!
Anonymous No.21562996
>water Be like
>dude just drink water
>stay hydrated bruh the human body is like 99 percent water my guy!
Anonymous No.21562997
>>21562948
It's hot.
Anonymous No.21563037
>>21562857
>how could this possibly happen?
i probably have dysautonomia and electrolyte issues even if it appears normal on blood tests. if i drink anything without a good amount of sodium and potassium i feel awful.
Anonymous No.21563122 >>21563221 >>21563457
>>21562073
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The mug is round.
The jar is round.
They should call it Roundtine.
Anonymous No.21563162 >>21563336
>>21562782
>>21562594
>he has virgin citycuck water and not chad well water
Anonymous No.21563188
I stop drinking coffee 10 days ago
Anonymous No.21563221
>>21563122
in case anyone’s sincerely curious, it’s a shortening of “ovumaltine”, since two of the main original ingredients were egg and malt powder
Anonymous No.21563336
>>21563162
for me its waiakea.
Anonymous No.21563339 >>21563365
ive actually been drinking plain apartment tap water for almost a decade. am i going to die
Anonymous No.21563365
>>21563339
yes
Anonymous No.21563457
>>21563122
Got to bed Jerry.