Thread 21562393

What does a $2000 pizza taste like?

>>21562393 (OP)
Shit like this confuses me. There's no need for a 2000$ pizza. It's just mindless bullshit because they have money to throw away. They think such luxuries mean anything when in reality they're devoting their entire lives to the culmination of money so they think spending it so carelessly makes them better than others.

The craziest thing is that money isn't even real, it's just a tool to make society function easier. Yet people make it their whole lives and consider them better than others because they're willing to invest all their time to make the most money possible.

I just can't wrap my head around such people. I just don't get them.

>>21562393 (OP)
See? Stupid shit like this isn't even luxurious. Most money was spent on the erewhon name brand. That grocery store is for rich suckers who think shopping at erewhon makes them better when they're paying a ridiculous mark up just to be able to say you shop at a rich neighborhood.

Rich people can be so stupid.

>>21562393 (OP)
I can ejaculate over a pizza I can make for like $30 bucks.

I hate whoever this woman is and whoever her client is

>>21562429
I hate all women and all of their clients

>>21562414
so can she
not like her clients can check

>>21562393 (OP)
Honestly if I had 2000 for a pizza I would slap 10k and tell her to piss on my chest

>>21562435
Hold the phone, I now see this pizza's worth

>>21562393 (OP)
>too retarded to find expensive ingredients so she has to add gold flakes

>>21562451
I mean what the fuck does she care? Half assing your job is always pretty fun especially when it's your dream job. Oh God, the rush

>>21562451
>gold leaf/flakes
>expensive
lolmao

>>21562393 (OP)
That's a sad looking "pizza"

>>21562443
You'd need 900 grams (2 pounds) of truffle on your pizza for it to cost 2k. Or half a kg/a very generous pound of caviar.

>>21562413
Typically newly rich people do this because they think it's cool. Or trust fund kids. That pizza was an awful waste of ingredients. Especially the caviar

>>21562499
God forbid there are people who get a little caught up in it, right? Because even when you finally make it at least a little bit you will still always feel like a big dumb nigger.

>>21562393 (OP)
>here's your $2k pizza bro

>>21562393 (OP)
I can go outside and get figs for free
that's a ridiculous bill
and it's not even impressive, the cook should buy ingredients from an actual restaurant wholesaler and pocket the rest

>>21562409
1) It's an ad. She gets paid.
2) Rich people spend money on things they care about, in ways that matter to them. Some care about food, most don't. Some care about watches, clothes or cars, most don't. Rich people got rich by turning every penny, and they don't stop doing that once they're rich.
>t. lives in an exclusive beach resort.
70% of the Bentleys, McLarens and Ferraris I see here are hired for a day, driver included. By retarded poorfags who don't realize we can spot them a mile away.

PS: we shop at Aldi.

>>21562393 (OP)
>What does a $2000 pizza taste like?
Like getting scammed.

>>21562492
a pound is excessive but as a rich person i expect a sliver with each bite

>>21562541
NOT THE FROGS!

>>21562393 (OP)
looks rank

>>21562393 (OP)
LOOKS LIKE THE SHOE'S ON THE OTHER FOOT RESTRAUNT CHEFS! PRIVATE CHEFCHADS WW@?! THE ONLY REASON I G O TO A RESTRAUNT IS TO MAKE A MESS IN THEIR RESTROOMS TO TANK THEIR HEALTH INSPECTION! FUCK RESTRARAUNT CHEFS

>>21562492
i think there are more expensive truffles
then again you could max out that budget with a glass of bordeaux red

>>21562533
>PS: we shop at Aldi.
the icing on the cake really
what do you prefer, a bentley or a rolls royce?

Watching Jerry Springer one time and there was a dude on there who chopped his dick off. He wasn’t queer or anything, just looked like an average suburban dude with a wife and kids.. I think his wife was on there too and was angry.
Anyway, I remember thinking at the time “WTF this dude is crazy why would you ever even think about chopping your dick off?”
Well now I am older I can, with absolute sincerity, sympathise with that man who chopped his dick off.
March on, brave soldier!

>>21562409
why are you triggered by rich people spending money?

this is literally rich money going into the hands of a health food store owner

>>21562584
Most of us drive convenient cars and shop at convenience stores. It's insane.

>>21562661
*biggie small's "it was all a dream" stops and echoes*
I've been lied to all my life, fuck rap, fuck trap, fuck rich worship culture
I think my dad has that literally rich mentality, he hates to spend and loves to save money

>>21562409
poorfag cope

>>21562533
Are you europoor in europe?

>>21562689
Oh you think you're so original, don't you? I have read a million replies like yours, in a million threads like this one, and I smelled your odor the second I read the first word of the OP

>>21562533
Stfu old ass loser

>>21562393 (OP)
>What does a $2000 pizza taste like?
$20

>>21562533
If you purchase this $2000 pizza you do not "care" about food tho. You think you care, but you don't, because otherwise you'd know this is bullshit. You care about impressing other clueless retards in the most wasteful way possible.

>>21562393 (OP)
>Women

>>21562600
>I think his wife was on there too and was angry.
kek

>>21562393 (OP)
Twice as good as this one

>>21562600
I don't get it, you didn't explain why you can empathize with that.

Yeah, you're older, but typically stress from being an adult has more normal copes like alcohol, punching women, or going all day while working from home.

>>21562679
You don’t sound very gangster, why you listening to biggie?

>>21562393 (OP)
That looks like absymal dogshit. Its like 50 percent nuts.

>>21562845
Idk the woman in he TikTok made me think of it

What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. slurps garlic butter You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. slurp Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." slurp Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions...

>>21563772
who are you talking to?

>>21563776
anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. slurp, slurp, slurp Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza...

provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. slurp This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... sound of fly buzzing past microphone cheers. fly buzzes by once again Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.

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>>21562393 (OP)
it would taste so good that king cobra would take a loan out to buy it
satan, rest his soul.

Id start with mildly sour dough
truffle sliced
parmesan crumbs
maybe some white wine/champagne reduction sauce
air dried ham perhaps

I probably wouldnt bother with caviar on top of bread. A seafood pizza would go for smoked salmon or prawns
Since a big pizza can fit only like 200g of meat on it I wouldnt be able to go past 100€ per pizza for ingredients. I guess pesto could be expensive per kg since pine seeds cost like 50€ per kg.
Spirulina type bacteria derived dye could be used to add up cost but then the pizza would lookd blue or green which might be undesirable for richfags making instagrams.

idk, you need to go out of your way to buy products with 500% margins to make it expensive and slap gold leafs on it obviously.

>>21562393 (OP)
This kind of thing is stupid. if I were to do a 2k pizza It would be like sushi omakase. Every slice would be a flavor experience eaten in order. just slathering it in homogenous decadence is not worth 2k. 2k is effort post tier. that means whatever I put on the pie has to be at least 400-600 dollars worth of ingredients depending on how much the customer likes wine. Just splurting a bunch of caviar on it is disgusting and unecissary of a chef.

Pizza is a cheap food to make, that's the whole point of it. This influencer tried to spend as much money as she possibly could on it and still didn't clear 50% of the cost she was going for so she's charging $1,050 for labor essentially. I'd be pissed, that pizza doesn't look good, it's not a big round pizza like it better be for that cost and it doesn't look tasty. There are foods that exist for which $2,000 might not be a bad investment, but pizza is not one of them

>>21562393 (OP)
That looks awful wouldnt order even if it was $2
For me, its anchovy capers and black olives from a wood fire oven, the perfect pizza

>>21562393 (OP)
Looks like garbage

>>21562393 (OP)
>$2K pizza
>doesn't even look like a pizza
>resembles as lab of dried vomit with a bunch of extra bullshit on top
Just buy a Domino's large MeatZZa. That client is retarded for paying $2K for a piece of inedible shit. I hope that pizza have he/she AIDs.

>>21564437
>I hope that pizza have he/she AIDs.
*I hope that disgusting excuse for a "pizza" gave him/her AIDs.
I totally butchered that sentence. But I hate that thing and I hate the person who got paid $2K to make it.

>>21562393 (OP)
If this was given to me, I'd want my money back. If I'm blowing $2k on a pizza, then first of all can the person making it be younger, prettier and wear less clothing please?

It either tastes like $200 pizza or its really really big