Thread 21562784

ITT: Stuff in the back of the pantry that you've never used and you're pretty sure nobody else has ever used.

I wish I had north american canned bivalves in the back of my pantry

i used your mom's clam last night lol

i have a dented can of clams, at this point i am kinda afraid to eat it, it is like, two years expired, so i will probably just use it for crawfish bait

>>21562791
This but unironically.

>>21562870
Based utilitarian fisherman

can o clams
little bit of clam juice
ass load of cream cheese
worcestershire sauce
garlic powder

great dip for potato chips

>>21562791
>her pleasure
not my problem

>>21562784 (OP)
Not a chowder fan?

>>21562919
i highly recommend getting into crawfish trapping, i´m europeeing, so we have quite a lot of American and Turkish crawfish fucking with the native crawfish.

but, just a few friends, some beers. toss a trap into the water, wait 2 hours and bang, free food, one of my friends used to work at a pet shop so we would use her expired cat food. good times all around, some dill, vinegar, beer, boil them up right there on the bank

check your licenses though if it is legal in your area

>>21562784 (OP)
We make linguine and clams with these all the time.

>>21562784 (OP)
Got a can of these on clearance last month. They were delish.
Contrarily, I just realized there's one that's been sitting in the cellarway forever I'm pretty sure I don't want to touch, along with a forlorn can of water chestnuts of similar vintage.

>>21562784 (OP)
canned clams are used in lots of seafood soups like chowders

>>21563091
canned clams are used in 99.9% of clam soups, clam pasta, clam pizza. if you ordered clams at a restaurant and don’t see the shell, it came from a can

>>21562791
Mutts law

>>21563119
I think he's saying everyone here is an incel virgin. Isn't Mutt's Law something like the longer an internet discussion goes on with an American, the likelihood of the American mentioning a big black penis or interracial sex (usually of the non-consensual gay variety) approaches 1.

>>21563141
Yes, ironically him invoking mutt's law when there was nothing related to race baiting makes it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>21563147
Perhaps he just wanted to discuss large melanated penises. Maybe he's upset over the passing of Purple Aki.

For me its the can of La Choy water chestnuts that expired in the 90s.

Hey guys, water is cool and all, but you know what I really love drinking? BIG BLACK BVLL semen out of my wife's asshole (husband hole) and then snowballing it back into her vagina (BVLL-hole) so she gets pregnant

>>21562784 (OP)
shit youre right. and I cant find out how old they are.

time to eat 6 cans of chopped clams and then hallucinate

>>21563663
is this true

>>21562784 (OP)
I use canned clams on popcorn. Some good ole clam corn with a generous amount of black pepper.

>>21563789
Sounds disgusting, but also worth trying.

>>21562784 (OP)
mail me your fucking clams RIGHT NOW

>>21564298
one clam per ham. don't even think about getting one more clam per ham.

>>21564306
I dont buy clams because theyre expensive. the fact that you faggots just have them sitting in there makes me rage. I need them for my deen and fish in a can collection.