Thread 21562836

Seriously, when did this meme become the STANDARD for a pepperoni slice. 5 years ago barely ANY local pizza joint carried these little shits, and now all of a sudden you can't order a god forsaken REGULAR pepperoni pie with thinly sliced REGULAR FUCKING pepperoni without these little ugly FUCKS littering it.

Not only are they small and ugly, but they taste disgusting as well since all the grease just pools up inside them. SERIOUSLY, FUCK CUP PEPPERONI and FUCK TRENDY TIKTOK FOOD INFLUENCERS

>>21562836 (OP)
cup pepperoni is based because then you can pour ranch in each of the little cups, which is a lot less messy than dunking the whole slice in

>>21562836 (OP)
cup my balls reard

>>21562847
>>21562848
Can we get some non brown opinions here?

>>21562867
nope

>>21562836 (OP)
the edges of each pepperoni is extra crispy and crispy = yummy
>b-but the grease!
if you cared about grease you wouldn't be eating pizza to begin with

cup pepperoni was a thing even back in the 90s. it wasn't the standard type but it was prevalent and normal.

Normally pepperonis curl. The ones that stay flat were the new, more processed type. So you don't actually like the regular pepperoni. You like the industry sanitized product.

all the shops are trying to save a buck any way they can, and if you buy a fattier cheaper pepperoni its gonna cup
I like the cup myself but I prefer the thicker cut smaller circles

>>21562836 (OP)
It's not the standard anywhere. Your use of all caps words is excessive. Calm yourself. Maybe smoke some weed and chill out.

>>21562836 (OP)
Crispy pepperoni is yummy. Dice it up, pan fry it and drain it on paper towels to soak up the grease.

>>21562892
Yeah it was how you knew you had an inferior frozen pizza and went out of vogue but normcattle forget easily and can now be overcharged thinking its artisan or some bullshit

>>21562847
Pizza that requires salad dressing to taste good isn't pizza at all. You fat trailer trash fucks have got to knock that whole 'ranch on everything' business off. The rest of us do not understand what's so appealing about a salty, mayonnaise-based sludge, or why you'd ever want it near a greasy pizza.
Pizza is complete already. Fat fucks.

>>21562959
Don't be retarded. It's based on the width and thickness of the slice, not the quality of the meat. I used to work at a gourmet pizza place and we had wide pepperoni (which we sliced ourselves on a slicer, very thinly) that stayed flat and also the cup kind. Both were top of the line but for different pizzas.

I could take a nice log of pepperoni and dice it into 1/4 inch cubes but that doesn't make it fucking Totino's.
Capisce?

>>21562960
Hey man, you need to relax. It's just dinner.

>>21562958
This. Why is diced pepperoni not more of a thing outside frozen pizza?

>>21562968
just when I thought I was out
they pull me back in

>>21562836 (OP)
A few NYC places started borrowing from Buffalo, NY Pizzerias, where cuppy pepperoni has been the standard for decades, and it's taken off since.

>>21562909
Look at this turbo faggot thinking he's highbrow when in essence his statement has no substance and he looks like a massive pseud. I bet the smug cunt thought he said something of worth

I like mine with hot honey.

>>21563093
I expect you vape as well. Probably lick your mother's boyfriends cum out of her vagina? Fave flave of vape is unicorn tears?

>>21562968
I've got a nice long log of pepperoni you can take, you fucking wop

>>21563107
Haa... little wee zoomy has a pencil dick and can't even get it up anyway. I can just imagine your limp wrist hammering away at your wet spaghetti

>>21563108
>Wannabe sh*talian
Well, you're already brown so you're halfway there

>>21563110
I'm not brown. Post your wrist. It's clearly going to be spindly and feeble looking. Because you're a weak little prick. Go on, take a pic and post it. Also post one of your hair. We both know you're an effete little weakboy with a tight starfish up for grabs

>>21563117
>I'm not brown.
This is what every single brownoid says when they're reminded they have the skin color of poop btw.

>>21563108
pretty gay desu

>>21563108
>>21563117
you should probably stop posting your repressed homosexual tendencies on the food and cooking board

i do not like pepperoni

>>21563182
>brownish hue instead of pinkish
You're latinx.

>>21563187
Oh for fucks sake. Other dude isn't me, I guess more than one people think you're being a massive faggot

>>21563196
>knuckle tattoos
Lay off the meth, cletus

>>21563201
>>21563196
You have clubbed fingers. You're gonna die in a few years lmao

>>21563196
Nice calculator gshock queer lmao, and wtf, are you turning into a werewolf, your hand looks like a hobbits foot xD This fucking guy hahahaha Im losing it hahahaha

>>21563198
You're really grasping at straws right now, brownoid. Tweakers and rednecks don't have casio calculator watches, concklin fountain pens, jobs, or know what the fuck UNIX is. Touch grass

>>21563208
Did you learn those fancy words in between your meth bender crashouts, junkie?

>>21563196
Im screenshotting this to post in cringe threads xDDD

>>21563210
>>21563211
brownoid confirmed

>>21563215
Whiter than you, not one drop, and judging by your body hair, youve got moor blood bro, hey man, nobody's perfect.

How did a thread about pepperoni devolve into schizophrenic /pol/ babbling?

>>21563222
Brownoid double confirmed. I know the sight of body hair on a man must shock you since you're so low-T. And I guarantee I am in no way Moorish - if I were Sephardic, you MIGHT be able to argue that. I am 100% Ashkenazi. You don't even count as "people", let alone God's chosen, like me.

>>21563236
What are you, fucking blind? I posted two pictures of my hand. You've posted none after I rightfully called you out on being brown. Wow you g*yim are so fucking dumb

>I am 100% Ashkenazi.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21563231
>>21563238
Die kike.

>>21563242
brownoid shitskin goy cattle triple confirmed
post hand, faggot

There is nothing wrong with being Jewish.

>kike is seething about pepperoni
Please nigger... just fucking die nigger... you fucking bitch... you fucking kike nigger. Just fucking die you kike nigger bitch

>>21563238
Theres atleast 5 people talking shit at you, and youre too dumb to realize, thinking you are arguing with one guy.
You also proved my point, I was saying your hobbit foot of a hand gave you away as some arabic/north african/ jeet tier subhuman. Thank you for proudly revealing what we already knew.
Christian's are God's chosen people, you are just an ungodly spawn of the synagogue of satan, falsely claiming you are superior.
I will not fall for the devil's greatest trick :^)

Enjoy hell, you mud blood. Cup pepperonis rock.

Careful, goy. Making antisemitic remarks is no longer "racism outside of /b/", it's a "violation of US law". Have fun dealing with ICE

>>21563252
>Theres atleast 5 people talking shit at you, and youre too dumb to realize, thinking you are arguing with one guy.
Says the guy who had two very clearly different people dunk on him ITT already. And it's definitely just you getting shit on, the voices in your head don't count as 5 different people, even if they all write in the same furiously histrionic style.
>Christian's are God's chosen people.
No you aren't. Never were, never will be. You have to be descended matrilineally from the Israelites at Mt. Sinai when Moses received the commandments. You're just a brown, seething mutt.

>>21563267
No one has dunked on me, only (((you))) have replied to me, and I have only posted twice.
Typical neuroticism from your caste.
Anyways, enjoy hell, Canaanite.
Carthago delenda est.

>itt a seething jew
Wewlad
Tkd

i remember some specific thread, i think on /biz/, of some guy raving about cupped pepperoni he got at some place up north and how it was going to become the next big thing

>>21562836 (OP)
it became available from the suppliers like sysco while it used to be something unique to specific pizzerias that probably cut their own pepperoni in-house or something

>>21562836 (OP)
cupped pepperoni has been around for longer that I can remember I'm 59.

>>21562968
Ive bought a boarshead log of pepperoni several times, cut it anywhere between 1/8-1/4", and none of them cup

>>21563510
This is what I do, it lays flat and gets crispy

>>21563510
And how wide were the slices, dude? Cupping happens when the slice is thick but not wide, as the slice heats and dries out faster on one side than the other, causing it to curl.

>>21562959
No. You’re backwards. It was every pepperoni up until the 90s. So it’s totally a nostalgia thing— and they may very well be better.
>>21562968
No. It’s not the thickness and not about natural vs unnatural casing. It’s about the machines that hose the filling into the casing. Honestly I forget which is which, but some machines pump the filling in straight and some do it in a spiral sort of way. And that’s what makes the cupping happen or not happen. 30-40 years ago the machines changed so the pepperoni would all be flat for consistency.

>>21563187
WTF? That guy is paler than me and I'm Finnish/Scottish. You people are just insane. Like when I type out a three paragraph post with absolutely no mistakes and more formality than anyone else on the board and get called ESL.
There's no fucking call for this bullshit. There's no "brownish hue". You can't get much fucking whiter that that anon. Why don't you just admit there's no argument to be made here. You're going to have to go by truth or merit or accuracy or something else besides assuming the anon you're arguing with is somehow browner than you. I assure you you're not whiter than that guy.

>>21563198
He got them in prison "living a fuller life than you ever will" or some shit. I made fun of those tatts myself a couple weeks ago. But dude makes a point. And he's certainly white. I think a lot of you people have vision problems. Maybe don't stare at screens for 12 hours a day.

>>21563715
ngl im the most anglo of anglo britbong that burns after 15 minutes of sun, and to me that guy is greek at best.

>>21563092
anon you didn't say much here try again ok

>>21563248
Why does this fly on blue boards now? Why is it still supposedly a rule violation? This is just blatant racist hate. You want to use your first amendment rights in that way, well you should be embarrassed, but that's your choice. You're just not supposed to do it here on these "family friendly", SFW boards.

>>21562836 (OP)
Hell yeah OP, but fuck tick tock moreso than the grease pool peps.

>>21563521

this. And the casing or outer skin also contributes. Like when a steak or chop with a ring of fat can curl up when it gets hot and the ring tightens.

>>21562836 (OP)
but ive been yearning and looking for pizza with cup pepperonis since the 90s. horrible take op

>>21563718
How dumb are you to think someone's heritage correlates with their opinion or intelligence? You're PROUD of yourself and think that the whiter you are the smarter you are or some bullshit. But I can tell you're a complete cunt. You keep on and on about this but where's YOUR hand photo? Why has the discussion derailed into racial biases? You can't see fucking "greek" in some dude's forearm. And if you're going to play that game where's your fucking evidence of your "superiority"? You're clearly the biggest fucking dunce ITT.

>>21562836 (OP)
I prefer it because I grew up in the era when flat boring Hormel pepperoni was the default.... by comparison, the smol peps were rarer, spicier, heartier, thicker with a more interesting texture. And the grease? The more the merrier, I will never put a napkin on my slice to throw away nature's delicious bounty.

Frankly, OP, it sounds like you kiss men. Is picrel you?

>>21563733
He means they have the complexion of a typical Greek, not ascribing actual Greek ethnicity to them. And there is a clear brownish hue in the subject despite their paleness, which disqualifies them from whiteness. These are simple observations, no need to get worked up.

>>21563252
wow rude

>>21563723
Crazy

>>21562836 (OP)
MUH HECKIN' TONY'S PIZZA CUP PEPPERINOS!!

Gonna order myself a nice cuppy pep pizza today thanks to this thread.