Thread 21563195

If you're the type of person to go to a restaurent and just drink water, I hope you know that the service staff think you're a complete knob.

Ahh yes, however, because you are only ordering water they have zero ability to fuck with your shit. So fuck em.

I don't give half a fuck what "service staff" think of me. They are lesser humans, like frogposters.

>>21563195 (OP)
I don't care what the food slaves think

>>21563195 (OP)
If you're the type of person who thinks anyone gives a shit what you, a literal servant, thinks, you're a retarded faggot.
If you have a cock and balls, and you work as a fucking servant, you should just kill yourself or be castrated.

I thought frogposting and wojaks were bannable offenses

>>21563195 (OP)
Do you mean just water? Or drinking water with my meal?
If its just ordering a glass of water, yeah most places wouldn't appreciate that and i get if they would throw someone out for it. If its about drinking water with my meal, fuck you i drink what i want

Lol I love doing this, though, OP. I'll sit there with my menu open and take note of which servers are working which sections. Then, I'll flag over servers working sections that I'm not in to ask them for water refills, and ask them endless pointless questions about menu items ("Where are these mussels sourced? Is it ethical?"). I'll hem and haw at the menu for as long as I can - usually around 45 minutes or so. When MY server comes by, I delay them as long as possible with "still deciding" while absolutely refusing to make eye contact. Finally I'll get up and leave and make something up about a food allergy (I usually go with black pepper)
It's even more fun to do this with a big group and not call ahead of time because then that fucks with the kitchen staff as well

>>21563195 (OP)
I order water, and that's it. Don't drink it either. Then I leave with no bill or tip. KYS

Why would they? I don't want sugar water and most of the time I don't want a beer or wine when eating, depending on what I eat.

>>21563289
That's not very nice, anon.

just water
unless there's a whiskey menu

>>21563253
Frogs and ck go together like white and rice, thoughbeit.

why would they care