Thread 21563352

Tried the Kroger brand, it was terrible.

>>21563407
>>21563407
I thought you died

>>21563352 (OP)
>buying microwave popcorn
You can buy the same amount of loose kernels for 1/10th of the price and make better popcorn on the stovetop with some olive oil/butter and salt. But you're probably too dense for that, aren't ya fatass?

I have an air popper, I think it is from the early 90s and it still works after all this time, I just get popcorn kernels in the jar and pop them, I got some of the movie theater butter salt in the milk carton and I sprinkle some on there

>>21563352 (OP)
>Kroger

>My girlfriend's a dick magnet
>My girlfriend gotta have it
>She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots
>Tip the man, he'll ring the bell
>Get her drunk, she'll scream like hell
>Dirty girl, getting down, dance with guys from outta town
>Grab her ass, acting tough, mess with her, she'll fuck you up

>No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned
>But she's coming back to my place tonight

Buy kernels. Pop them in popcorn maker with some corn oil and salt. Melt butter in microwave, salt the butter more and spoon it over.
Don't try to cook it in butter, the butter will burn.
Substitute flavocol if it exists.

Get an air popper if you eat a lot of 'op 'orn. Microwave popcorn is terrible and stove top cooking is too difficult for most people. Air poppers are fool proof and produce a consistent popping corn every time with zero chance of user error. The only thing is getting good kernals. Orville actually has really good popping corn kernals that they've bred and modified to make big popped corns that are not dry or mealy and with minimal unpopped kernals.

>>21563352 (OP)
I like the extra PFAS chemical flavors of bagged popcorn

>>21563352 (OP)
>it was terrible.
explain in detail why.

>>21565200
the taste caused the neurons in my brain to fire in patterns associated with disgust and unhappiness.

>>21563423
Chad Kroeger wasn't the lead singer of Theory of a Dead Man, anon. That's Tyler Connelly. They are both Canadian, though.

>>21563352 (OP)
microwave popcorn is garbage

a bunch of this plus flavacol plus orville redenbacher kernels in a pot makes movie theater popcorn

>>21563352 (OP)
I shove a fistfull of kerns in2 my retarded asshole and wink my anus at the camera. The pressure increases the temperature until they pop. I chew onnsome salt and a stick of butter and tubgirl the 'op 'orn into my mouth. Wa-la.
I don't even wipe after, niggers tongue my anus.

>>21563412
found the life of the party, anons.