Thread 21563859

What do we think of these?

I don’t think. That’s you’re problem.

cherry coke is a classic. still inferior to dr pepper though.

I already love Vanilla Coke, Holiday Creamy Vanilla Coke sounds great.

Vanilla Frost Sprite also sounds neat too, and I liked Sprite +Tea.

>>21563859 (OP)
it's fine
I'm not paying 8 dollars for a 12 pack of anything though

Cream Soda Pepsi Zero was pretty good

The fuck is a prebiotic soda, anyways? Is that for people with gay tummy who can't handle normal soda?

>>21563893
Yeah you can use it wash down your SSRIs and ritalin

>>21563859 (OP)
What are they even selling honestly.
The ones in the bottom row are basically contaminated water. I prefer to drink from the tap.
Top colors are disgusting.
This branding is a severe case of window dressing.

yuck

what the fuck does prebiotic mean

>>21564194
it helps you shit.

>>21563859 (OP)
i've seen chuckys punch irl but i don't like fruit punch

>>21564194
something that comes before biotic obviously

>>21563859 (OP)
soda sucks.
film at 11.

>>21564194
nothing
it's a made-up marketing term like 'organic'.

>>21563859 (OP)
I would try the vanilla and cherry ones in the top row. The rest is meme garbage.

>>21563859 (OP)
I’d gladly pour a deuce of wock in every one of these

>>21564194
back in the day my mom got be some prebiotic pills and i took them for a month and they destroyed my shit game for a few years

>>21564598
I see a very clear path to revenge

>>21563859 (OP)
What the heck is Chuckie's punch? It's like they just came up with a flavor and then threw a dart at a board to decide what character to associate it with. And really, you're going to put a murderous doll from a horror movie on a can of punch.

>>21563859 (OP)
The prebiotic cola is going to fail because of three reasons.
1. Literally why
2. Nobody buys cola to improve their microbiome
3. They are going to cheap out and use Inulin, which 99% of people are intolerant to, and then people are going to drink this Pepsi and get gassy and never buy it again.

>>21563893
Prebiotic are good for gut health.

>>21564667
Chucky seems like a Halloween thing, man.

>>21564677
I feel so stupid now. I forget that Halloween candy and food products start showing up way ahead of time. Thanks for reminding me.

>>21564680
Hahaha no problem. It was confused too but then remembered it's already end of August and Halloween comes next month, basically.

>>21564684
And then right after Halloween you're gonna start seeing Christmas stuff. Consumerism has no chill. LOL.

>>21564686
No kidding. And then with Thanksgiving inbetween, it must be hard for families during these 3 months. Lots of money spent.

>>21564669
Coke has been selling pic related in Japan since 2017 as a digestion aid. People will buy all manner to things with silly health claims.

>>21564711
Yeah, you're right. The culture and market demographics in Japan and the United States are exactly the same.

>>21564711
It's literally the opposite of a digestion aid. Its main ingredient is Chitosan which binds to fats and prevents it from being absorbed in the digestive tract.

>>21563859 (OP)
I'd have sex with all of them.

>>21564719
based coca cola making problem shitters even more constipated

>>21564722
You have no idea what you're talking about. This actually causes loose stool.

>>21564736
of course I have no idea what “chitosan” is. I’ve never had a digestion issue in my life.

>>21564742
Ok

>>21564714
Well, they both eat nasty shit. Just different types of nasty shit.

About fucking time Diet Coke with Lime came back.