Thread 21567885

How do you make room for more food when you are stuffed?

>>21567885 (OP)
I stop eating and resume when I'm hungry again. Dumb fat fuck.

I go to bed for 14 hours

>>21567885 (OP)
Vomit I guess. You are stuffed and therefore do not require more food. Something is very wrong if you're trying to add more than can fit. Seek help, OP.

>>21567937
fpbp

>>21567885 (OP)
you dont you just open the hatch and hope it goes down bro

>>21567885 (OP)
Unironically, sugar tricks your stomach into thinking it can take more.
Thats why soda is so sinister

My uncle Boy used to get up from the table and jump up and down for a while to compress the food in his stomach and make some more room. He always did it too so I guess he thought it worked okay

Vomit.

To be serious though, you're chasing a dragon if you're full and still want to eat more.

My uncle Roy used to get under the table and whack me off for a while to compress the food in his stomach and make some more room. He always did it too so I guess he thought it worked okay

>>21567906
>I stop eating and resume when I'm hungry again. Dumb fat fuck.
he might be a bulking power lifter, don't be so quick to presume dummy.

Is this board just full of unironic fat fucks? That would seem pretty stereotypical for a food/cooking board.

>>21568363
It's generally full of people who over eat. The majority just happen to be overweight due to a lack of self control.

>>21568187
fp? No it isn't.

>>21568363
Now we have a pedophile too! Great "art". Very "cute". But you must be 18 to post here, and if you are you're a pervert for having that.

>>21568414
People have started doing this """ironically"""

>>21568415
Kanna Kamui is my daughter

>>21567885 (OP)
Eat some delicious chocolate(y) laxatives and you'll soon make room. A guy like you wouldn't mind eating while defecating on the toilet. You can do both at once and really never stop eating. Just set your station up in there in front of the throne so you can watch anime and jerk off and shitpost and eat right there on the toilet.

>>21568363
All the fast food posters are fat, yes

>>21568598
I wish I could afford fast food
I fatten up by cheap cookies, chocolate and crisps

>>21567885 (OP)
Why do you want more food if you're stuffed?

Restaurants should offer spit buckets so you can taste the food and not feel guilty.

>>21567885 (OP)
Take a fat shit

>>21568363
Its full of low IQ teens so you get stupid shit like this.

To answer OPs dumbass question, you eat smaller portions so you are never STUFFED

>>21568415
no one cares lol

>>21567885 (OP)
I go to the bathroom and throw up once I'm done tasting the food
Try that?

Trou normand

>>21567885 (OP)
take a dump

>>21568270
Owned

For me it’s pooping.

When I was a child, I would eat more after a big burp in the middle of eating. I’d be sitting there feeling stuffed, drink some soda, and a minute or two later let out a big burp. Then I could eat more food. And that’s how I became fat.

I usually defecate continuously throughout the meal

>>21567885 (OP)
the stuff needs to make more room for me, as well as two chairs jury-rigged together so i can sit properly

>>21567885 (OP)
You do a poopy shit in the bathroom

>>21567885 (OP)
take a hefty Shit Homie!

>>21567885 (OP)
why would I do that

>>21568018
what the fuuuuck is that shit on his leg

>>21567885 (OP)
Try this technique my white trash family and I would use, whenever we would go to golden corral for dinner and stay there all the way to close: take a shit in the middle of your meal. Go to the bathroom and squeeze out a fat log, you'll probably fart a lot in the process, as well, so that's more room being made.

>>21570234
Based. I didn't know that others already knew of this ancient technique.

>>21569503
The only thing you'll own is regret, fat faggot.

>>21567885 (OP)
Watch more TV
https://youtu.be/CIoBSYpgYRw

>>21571684
Leg cheese

>>21568601
At least you have found a way to make your dream come true. Perhaps not the luxury of fast food, but you're making it happen. In England too! Good for you, Nigel.
Did you "nip 'round to the sweet shoppe?"
Did you go "down the pub?"

lol, so gay.

>>21569314
Yeah, the stomach acid and regurgitated food kind of ruins the mouth for round two. I don't recommend this to anyone but the most mentally diseased food addicts.

>>21570276
A great post from "Bibbit". One for the ages.

>>21571698
I'll write that down for when my family makes the pilgrimage to a buffet to spend several hours getting as much food in us as possible. That's really the only reason to go; to try and make them lose money on you. An opportunistic family can really take advantage. We simply have no shame.

>>21567885 (OP)
It's a sign to stop eating you fat fuck

In my fat phases i would go on walks, its funny cause you wouldn't think a fatso like me would be walking outside but the more I walked the food would go down

>>21574002
>it's a sign

He's not feeling full or getting that "sign" except physically. Most likely because he's overeating garbage without any actual nutrients.

>>21568196
Well, it’s not really a trick. It’s your body saying
>’get as much of this now as you possibly can!’
because sugary substances are scarce in nature, often seasonal. They could also be bad and not edible the very next day or within hours even. Where I live in northwestern Germany, there are apples and blackberries free to pick everywhere this time of year. My son loves blackberries and if we go a week without a walk through the forests and fields, there will already have been a good number which have ripened and gone bad. He could probably eat his weight in blackberries (figuratively.)
Our sugar addiction is just us evolving alongside very seasonal and temporal sugar sources but then being bombarded by artificial insane abundance and not being able reprogram. Entertainment stimuli such as television or 4chan is similar.

Once or twice a day when I poop

>>21568270
>bulking power lifter
So a dumb fat fuck, what's your point?

>>21567885 (OP)
belly rubs ans blowjobs

>>21568270
>bulking
meme

>>21576535
Yes.
All concepts are.
Are you a bit slow?

For me its defecation with a steaming hot piss stream

>>21576539
faster than you, fatty.

>>21567885 (OP)
try and shit your pants. hopefully you're in the special ed gimp seat with the bucket beneath it if you're like at dennys or something

Skip breakfast and drink coffee.
Either do cardio or lift weights.
Then you can eat more than usual but remember to eat somewhat fast otherwise you will feel full quickly and skip sugar6 drinks since they bloat you faster.
I devoured 3 hotdogs and 2 burgers like this last week.
Will go for more next time.
>>21568363
>I can't eat alot!
You are a woman or victim weight.

>>21577319
eat your body weight and run a marathon

>>21567885 (OP)
try the Kobayashi shake

>>21577492
Done.

>>21574134
cute berry baby

>>21574076
That doesn't make any sense. Best way to make sure food is tasty is to drink ~15+ beers last night on empty stomach and then eat something next day evening. That's like 24 hours between meals. You'll be wolfing down couple of pizzas easily.