Thread 21571109

Reasons you called the food police

AND WHEN THE POLICE COME WE FUCKIN SHOOT IT OUT WITH EM TOO

Snitches get stiches.

>>21571109 (OP)
My BF is a great guy and a good provider and he treats me like a princess but he puts ketchup on his hot dog. Should I break up with him?

>>21571109 (OP)
Anyone who orders a steak well done has no taste. Anyone who orders their wagyu beef well done should be forever banned from eating beef

>>21571318
if i eat normal beef im gonna make it well done
but if i got something real fancy like wagyu at a resturant it's the chefs choice

>>21571109 (OP)
>too much ketchup
>orders sparkling water
>wont eat meat
>asks if food is spicy
>mentions calories

>calls it parmigiano reggiano
>is less than 24 months aged
Henlo? We gots a crimnilals.

>>21571109 (OP)
*sips*
"expresso"
*gets put on italy's most wanted*

I was sitting around doing some heavy thinking once and had a “business idea” that all these medical testing labs that are all over the place should offer a side service where if you suspected that a wagie spat in your food you could bring it in and pay 75 bucks or whatever to find out if there was any “suspiciously high levels of foreign dna contamination” or whathaveyou. It’d definitely keep people a little more honest

>>21571305
>he puts ketchup on his hot dog
What does that even mean?

>>21571367
Lmfao. You’re cute.

Food should not be touched with left hand. Right hand only!

>>21571305
>>21571373
Suburban faggots that live near Chicago parrot this not knowing the rule only applies to a Chicago style dog with all the trimmings. As children, they never enjoyed a manager's special Oscar-Myer dog on stale Sera-Lee with ketchup and it shows.

>>21571109 (OP)
>my kids or other family members chewing with their mouth open

>>21571109 (OP)
I used to get breakfast burritos from an extremely small mexican place that was built into the back of a convenience store.
the 40th time I went there as I was about to order an inspector came in and started going through everything and shut the place down immediately for health and safety reasons. the place never reopened.

>>21571504
>the 40th time
Dios mio

>>21571507
the bacon one was best, the chorizo one was pretty gross, I imagine thats the one that got them shut down

>>21571344
seltzer water is good nignog.

>>21571748
Just have a soda you pussy

>>21571770
buddy my mommy let me have enough soda. seltzer water is good.

>>21571772
No its not

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>>21571305
he’s not a great guy

I found a vid on youtube of someone making an imitation big mac recipe so I called the cops on them

>>21571305
Tits or GTFO

>>21571318
Brutal pill: the "good" cuts of steak that are really fatty and heavily marbled actually benefit from going well done. You want to render out and crisp up that fat all the way through, and it will stay tender anyway. Mid Rare is a cope for Mid meat that will turn to stone if you take it 1 degree over temp.

>>21571350
this, retards that insist it's called espresso

>>21571926
>Mid Rare
>Mid
ESL retard.

>>21572222
It's expresso because it's concentrated and the caffeine hits you quickly. Expressly fast

>>21571109 (OP)
Saw someone put onion powder on a pan of onions

>>21571776
>>21571770
Faggot Retard

I stopped at the drive through at BK the other night after the bar and ordered a Texas Double Whopper with heavy pickles with a Coke. I could tell the cashier was retarded and was struggling with the order.

I pay and pull up to the next window, and after like 5 minutes, they hand me an orange drink. I tell them I asked for a coke, and retard #2 tells me they only have Fanta. Retard #3 then hands me a bag, and I ask if they made sure to include the heavy pickles, and he tells me they're actually out of pickles, as well as cheese, mayo, and bacon. I was gonna make a comment about them being retarded niggers but I just dropped the food and drink on the ground and drove away. Made a charge back with Capital One and got my money back.

>>21572461

Another one, they opened up a Dickeys BBQ here in Miami. I was super stoked since I'm from TX and even if Dickeys is trash, it's still nostalgic.

I put in an order, and it said it would be ready in 30 minutes. I go to pick it up in 45 minutes, and there's like 15 people inside waiting for food. The shit head Cuban guys working have no idea what they're doing, and speak 0 English. The employees are just standing around while the customers are banging on the counter asking for food. I finally flagged a guy down and showed him the order receipt on my phone, and he just said "uhhhhhh ay donno" and walked away.

On top of that, the walls were smeared with BBQ sauce and there was food all over the ground.

Location shut down a couple weeks after that.

I hate Cubans so fucking much

>>21571373
period sex, retard

>>21572495
No idiot. Rape sex.

>>21572501
that's what I just said

>>21572506
The blood is not from the perios period.

>>21572517
see now we're disagreeing

>>21571305
Yes. Ketchup on a hotdog is a major red flag and gives me the ick.

>>21571493
For me, the classic latchkey kid boiled dog was a Hygrade weiner on a folded slice of toast bread with ketchup, mustard, relish, and Lays potato chips

>>21571465
But that's the butt wiping hand in first world places

Anything plain. Plain food is a faux pas imo. Especially hot dogs.
"We have planted our seeds. We ask that our efforts be worthy to produce simple food for simple taste. We ask that our efforts be rewarded. And we thank you for the food we eat from other hands—that we may share it with our fellow man and be even more generous when it is from our own. Thank you for our place to make a stand. Thank you especially for our plain hot dogs and buns that we bought at Aldi’s”

>>21571776
you are wrong yn. you've got some good takes, but soda water is good.

>>21573711
If your hot dogs need condiments, they are shit hot dogs.

>>21573711
i just ate an entire baked potato, plain

>>21572225
I need to just get off this website since by now it's at least half thirdies telling me I'm the thirdie because I used an extremely common english phrasing they never heard in school. No actual esl would ever say "mid rare", as far as I know it's a britishism though I will admit I have brainrot from watching too many Gordon shows since he says mid rare every time. You are simply stupid for not understanding that referring to something as "mid" means that it is of middling quality, THOUGH

>>21573711
You are a subhuman and a culinary cancer

>>21573740
OR the condiments arent as good after being stuffed into a hot dog and heated/boiled/grilled than they would otherwise

tonguelet

>>21573711
>plain hot dogs
For me it’s a plain burger

>>21573740
imagine gatekeeping processed tube meat

>>21574513
based

>>21571770
I dont like sugary drinks but love the fizz

>>21573735
It sucks

>>21571109 (OP)
Someone prefers hard-boiled eggs over sous vide prepared eggs. May they choke on their dry, crumbly egg-yolks while I enjoy the squishy, soft and MOIST egg-yolk that tastes perfect on its own. So Moist. Oh sooo moist and tasty.
A chick had to die for this! Don't waste its sacrifice by turning their yolk into green, dry and disgustingly crumbly pieces of poop.

>>21575362
Kill yourself. Unironically.

Trendy breweries have a habit of putting a "twist" on classic sandwiches, pic related is the most egregious I've come across

>>21575538
outback steakhouse turned me onto quick pickles. it's got that initial dill brine taste but switches to cucumber quickly

>>21571338
if it was up to me i'd bring a waygu cow over and have it take a heaping dump on your table.
wa la you indecisive little shit

>>21571124
THAT'S THE MENTALITY HERE
THAT'S THE REALITY HERE
DID I JUST HEAR SOMEBODY SAY THEY WANNA CHALLENGE ME HERE?

>>21571109 (OP)
I've never called the food police and kinda doubt their existence but the only thing I'd call them for is when mayo is not listed on the menu and ends up on my order. If it was listed I'd know to request to have it 86d. Fuck you, IHOP.

>>21572484
Dickeys is mediocre even when when the employees are white.
>the walls were smeared with BBQ sauce
don't know why but i laughed way too hard at that

>>21572484
They came to escape communism, they're not going to instantly get how to act in capitalism. Except for the pimps, that skill transcends borders. Fuck them especially.

>>21571510
This is cope. It's a kitchen, if one thing is bad everything is bad.

>>21576910
Anon has a trash palate of course the cope is inevitable.

>>21571305
is this a euphemism for him fucking your bestie while she's on her period