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Anonymous No.21571543 [Report] >>21571557 >>21571602 >>21571630 >>21571927 >>21572633 >>21572650 >>21574838
/manners/
How do you hold your spoon /ck/? I don't eat out so I don't know if I'll be outed as an autist
Anonymous No.21571554 [Report]
>>21571546
Neither, I have revitaligo. Please be more understanding
Anonymous No.21571557 [Report] >>21571562
>>21571543 (OP)
Have you tried washing your hands better, they look like you just got done working in a cotton field.
Anonymous No.21571562 [Report] >>21571602 >>21571630 >>21571632 >>21571927
This is how I hold my knife as well

>>21571555
Trips wasted on racism BAKA

>>21571557
That's not dirt, I just washed before eating
Anonymous No.21571565 [Report]
>>21571564
ha ha, you have hurt feelings
Anonymous No.21571602 [Report] >>21571608
>>21571562
>>21571543 (OP)
my grandma would slap us for guarding our food and holding our utensils like that and say 'you eat like convicts'
Anonymous No.21571608 [Report] >>21571612
>>21571602
Your grandma also lived in a 99% ethnically and probably religiously homogenous society
Anonymous No.21571612 [Report] >>21571639
>>21571608
she lived in rural ohio and her parents didnt speak the same language so just yelled at eachother in broken english, i think she just hated being alive. what are you driving at?
Anonymous No.21571630 [Report]
>>21571543 (OP)
>>21571562
americans..
Anonymous No.21571632 [Report] >>21571641
>>21571562
If it isn't dirt why is your hand so brown?
Anonymous No.21571639 [Report]
>>21571612
>what are you driving at?

Living in this clown world has damaged me, so I must spend every waking moment expecting the worst
Anonymous No.21571641 [Report]
>>21571632
I just said I had revitaligo. Also I was on vacation so I'm a bit more tan than usual, and the lighting is bad.
Anonymous No.21571927 [Report] >>21572627
>>21571543 (OP)
That’s fine for a bean feast but the handle should rest in the area between your thumb and index finger normally

>>21571562
This looks right for cutting
Anonymous No.21571928 [Report]
>>21571571
Feel better soon
Anonymous No.21572627 [Report]
>>21571927
>the handle should rest in the area between your thumb and index finger normally

I can't imagine a meal where I need to do this, but I only eat bean slop and rice slop usually
Anonymous No.21572633 [Report]
>>21571543 (OP)
Did you not have a father to teach you?
Anonymous No.21572650 [Report] >>21572680
>>21571543 (OP)
i keep seeing some british guy post shorts and videos about etiquette, including table manners and stuff. i had no idea there were so many rules to dining.
Anonymous No.21572674 [Report]
Generally I eat with the pen hold, but if I'm eating steak or pizza, I eat like in fine dining
and I also use chopsticks if eating asian stuff
Anonymous No.21572680 [Report]
>>21572650
>british

then why is there still an entire subcontinent of 2 billion people eating with hands
Anonymous No.21572782 [Report] >>21572866 >>21573397
like this
eat from pan so you can raise the vessel to your face as you shove and not stoop over the plate like a dog wallahi
Anonymous No.21572866 [Report]
>>21572782
>raise the vessel to your face
enjoy getting food everywhere, bibs were made for people like you
Anonymous No.21573397 [Report] >>21574639
>>21572782
I can't eat like that without making a mess due to hand tremors. I can't even spoon sugar into my coffee without spilling some of it.
Anonymous No.21574639 [Report]
>>21573397
>caffiene
>adding sugar to it
gee
Anonymous No.21574838 [Report] >>21575065
>>21571543 (OP)
Based on your replies, you need not worry. Every fucking person there will know by your first meltdown as you walk in.
Anonymous No.21575065 [Report]
>>21574838