Thread 21571543

How do you hold your spoon /ck/? I don't eat out so I don't know if I'll be outed as an autist

>>21571546
Neither, I have revitaligo. Please be more understanding

>>21571543 (OP)
Have you tried washing your hands better, they look like you just got done working in a cotton field.

This is how I hold my knife as well

>>21571555
Trips wasted on racism BAKA

>>21571557
That's not dirt, I just washed before eating

>>21571564
ha ha, you have hurt feelings

>>21571562
>>21571543 (OP)
my grandma would slap us for guarding our food and holding our utensils like that and say 'you eat like convicts'

>>21571602
Your grandma also lived in a 99% ethnically and probably religiously homogenous society

>>21571608
she lived in rural ohio and her parents didnt speak the same language so just yelled at eachother in broken english, i think she just hated being alive. what are you driving at?

>>21571543 (OP)
>>21571562
americans..

>>21571562
If it isn't dirt why is your hand so brown?

>>21571612
>what are you driving at?

Living in this clown world has damaged me, so I must spend every waking moment expecting the worst

>>21571632
I just said I had revitaligo. Also I was on vacation so I'm a bit more tan than usual, and the lighting is bad.

>>21571543 (OP)
That’s fine for a bean feast but the handle should rest in the area between your thumb and index finger normally

>>21571562
This looks right for cutting

>>21571571
Feel better soon

>>21571927
>the handle should rest in the area between your thumb and index finger normally

I can't imagine a meal where I need to do this, but I only eat bean slop and rice slop usually

>>21571543 (OP)
Did you not have a father to teach you?

>>21571543 (OP)
i keep seeing some british guy post shorts and videos about etiquette, including table manners and stuff. i had no idea there were so many rules to dining.

Generally I eat with the pen hold, but if I'm eating steak or pizza, I eat like in fine dining
and I also use chopsticks if eating asian stuff

>>21572650
>british

then why is there still an entire subcontinent of 2 billion people eating with hands

like this
eat from pan so you can raise the vessel to your face as you shove and not stoop over the plate like a dog wallahi

>>21572782
>raise the vessel to your face
enjoy getting food everywhere, bibs were made for people like you

>>21572782
I can't eat like that without making a mess due to hand tremors. I can't even spoon sugar into my coffee without spilling some of it.

>>21573397
>caffiene
>adding sugar to it
gee

>>21571543 (OP)
Based on your replies, you need not worry. Every fucking person there will know by your first meltdown as you walk in.