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Anonymous No.21573089 >>21573099 >>21573108 >>21573119 >>21573199 >>21573219 >>21573233 >>21573449 >>21574499 >>21574503 >>21574531 >>21574646 >>21574704 >>21575068 >>21575500 >>21576418 >>21579087 >>21579299 >>21580417
Eastern European food gore
Are you ready to plumb the depths of culinary depravity that can only be found behind the Iron Curtain?
Anonymous No.21573093 >>21573449 >>21574699 >>21574704
looks OK to me?
Anonymous No.21573099 >>21573113
>>21573089 (OP)
It's just stuffed peppers? What's the issue?
Anonymous No.21573101 >>21573449
the slop is coming to get you, Barbra!
Anonymous No.21573103 >>21573139 >>21573139 >>21573449
checking in
Anonymous No.21573108 >>21573205 >>21573312 >>21573362 >>21573449 >>21573450 >>21573743 >>21574615 >>21574890 >>21575474 >>21576574 >>21577081
>>21573089 (OP)
Nothing beats shitty east German Jägerschnitzel (hunter's schnitzel) which is a breaded thick slice of sausage with noodles and ketchup.
Anonymous No.21573113 >>21573120 >>21573449 >>21574646
>>21573099
>soggy meatballs that are half rice in a nondescript soup
Why? Because you're a Balkanoid, is that the reason for your culinary crimes?
Anonymous No.21573119 >>21573129 >>21573142 >>21573144 >>21573449
>>21573089 (OP)
That's pretty much what Viennese stuffed bell peppers look like though and that was never behind the Iron Curtain.
Anonymous No.21573120 >>21573297
>>21573113
looks delish
cope fatty
Anonymous No.21573121 >>21573464 >>21573476 >>21574704
the slop don't stop
Anonymous No.21573129
>>21573119
Cisleithania stealing other people's culture again.
Anonymous No.21573131 >>21573148 >>21573464 >>21577227
Anonymous No.21573139 >>21573156
>>21573103
>>21573103
what's wrong with sarma pederčino retardirana
Anonymous No.21573142
>>21573119
ćufte su još bolje you dumb piece of shit
Anonymous No.21573144 >>21573157 >>21573464
>>21573119
despite that, Vienna is the home of this classic Eastern European slop, a barbaric act of vandalism against the actually pretty decent Hungarian goulash
Anonymous No.21573148 >>21573159
>>21573131
denes sam jel ričet. gets some taste you literal child
Anonymous No.21573156
>>21573139
nothing, I made picrel, its great
Anonymous No.21573157 >>21573166 >>21573464 >>21574462 >>21576845 >>21577202
>>21573144
Viennese Gulasch is way better than that thin soup hungarians make.
Anonymous No.21573159 >>21573162 >>21573464 >>21573820
>>21573148
I've seen slop you people wouldn't believe
Anonymous No.21573162
>>21573159
jel sam filjeke prekščera
Anonymous No.21573163 >>21573260 >>21573464
this is not an AI image
Anonymous No.21573166 >>21573194
>>21573157
agree, it also doesn't have fucking cumin those steppe people from hungary like to add to their goulash
Anonymous No.21573170 >>21573182 >>21573240 >>21574472 >>21575064
>eastern european food thread
>posts central european dishes
Anonymous No.21573173 >>21573464 >>21573505 >>21574704
and you thought mac & cheese was bad
Anonymous No.21573179 >>21573185
>>21573172
Shitty looking gay ass stuffed peppers you cartoon posting queer. That's the issue faggot. That's stuffed pepper soup not proper stuffed peppers dipshit.
Anonymous No.21573182 >>21573187 >>21573464 >>21575419
>>21573170
Central Europe doesn't exist...but slop is a reality we all have no live with
Anonymous No.21573185
>>21573179
So you have an issue with the presentation?
Anonymous No.21573187
>>21573182
Now that's some tasty sloppa.
Anonymous No.21573194 >>21573200
>>21573166
>cumin
paprika
the spice you're thinking of is paprika
Anonymous No.21573196 >>21573268 >>21573464 >>21574704 >>21574882
>You know what I have a hankering for right now? Croatian cottage cheese pastry soup!
Anonymous No.21573199 >>21573464 >>21578565
>>21573089 (OP)
slavic pizza doesn't follow your western "rules"
anything goes, tovarisch!
Anonymous No.21573200
>>21573194
no. they also add cumin. paprika is fine, but they do go overboard with it too
Anonymous No.21573205 >>21573211 >>21573214 >>21573215 >>21574910 >>21576445 >>21577030
>>21573108
What's jagdwurst in English?
Anonymous No.21573211 >>21573282 >>21573467
>>21573205
spam? idk
Anonymous No.21573214
>>21573205
puke
Anonymous No.21573215
>>21573205
Literally hunting sausage. Not sure if that's what you want to know or if there's an equivalent for the sausage itself in England. Just go by pictures for the latter.
Anonymous No.21573216
whoah I'm totally tripping out maaan
Anonymous No.21573219 >>21573220 >>21573223
>>21573089 (OP)
Stuffed cabbage is good as fuck though?
Anonymous No.21573220 >>21573225
>>21573219
you mean halupki dumbass
Anonymous No.21573223 >>21573238
IS THIS SLOP THAT I'M FEELIN'
IN THIS THE SLOP THAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR?

>>21573219
not if it's sour cabbage like they use for cabbage rolls in the Balkans
Anonymous No.21573225
>>21573220
halupki deez cabbages bitch
Anonymous No.21573231 >>21577084 >>21577209
and now for a big surprise - Eastern European food that escaped being made as a soup. I know, weird, right?
Anonymous No.21573233 >>21573239
>>21573089 (OP)
Paprika with ground meat? That's not only eaten in east yurop
Anonymous No.21573238 >>21573242 >>21580192
>>21573223
>not if it's sour cabbage
Fermented cabbage is excellent, tastelet. Post some desserts too, like this heavenly diabetes butter cream cake.
Anonymous No.21573239
>>21573233
I've had baked tex mex stuffed peppers covered in cheese. They were tolerable, but still much better than the EE version of the dish. This is another EE dish redolent of Mexican and Southwestern cookin' ah reckon (and it is SLOP).
Anonymous No.21573240
>>21573170
aside from meme dishes, but every culture has them, they basically eat the same shit as Germanics
Anonymous No.21573242 >>21573261 >>21573272 >>21573293 >>21579450
>>21573238
this Eastie classic is as dry as a rock...and about as tasty!
Anonymous No.21573248
unironically kys you self hating faggot
Anonymous No.21573252
I'm a burger and i'd eat most of this slop
Anonymous No.21573257 >>21582150
it is safe to say that Romania is a feast for seekers of barbarism, degeneracy and formless slop of every sort, and here's proof!
Anonymous No.21573260 >>21573265 >>21573267
>>21573163
Mayo or mashpo?
Anonymous No.21573261
>>21573242
that looks dry as fuck also
Anonymous No.21573265 >>21573266 >>21573269 >>21575486
>>21573260
lard, it's meat that's cured in lard
Anonymous No.21573266 >>21573271
>>21573265
The meat is cured in your body?
Anonymous No.21573267
>>21573260
horseradish most likely. it's normal to eat ham, boiled eggs and green onions with horseradish on easter
Anonymous No.21573268
>>21573196
that looks ace
god it feels good having a palette that wasn't ruined by corn syrup
Anonymous No.21573269
>>21573265
food can be preserved in lard. if you knew anything about cooking you'd know that
Anonymous No.21573271 >>21573289 >>21574737 >>21575969 >>21577212
>>21573266
here's sum ground cured bacon bread spread, it's functionally identical to just eating lard
Anonymous No.21573272 >>21573294
>>21573242
Anonymous No.21573277 >>21576420 >>21576436
and Eastern Europeans love that, just gorging themselves on cured pork fat because it is SLOOOOOOOP!
Anonymous No.21573282
Go eat burgers or something you fat fuck
>>21573211
Meat jelly is good as fuck, the westies that hate it probably never even ate it
Anonymous No.21573289 >>21573292
>>21573271
It’s good though
People usually eat bread with some fat, butter or lard
Anonymous No.21573292 >>21573324
>>21573289
>Fat people usually eat bread with some fat, butter or lard
ftfy
Anonymous No.21573293
>>21573242
Westeners produce more saliva, so this level of dryness is nothing. Why are you so effeminate?
Anonymous No.21573294 >>21579450
>>21573272
here's our gibanica and it's just not all that great for a cake. It's not even sweet, it tastes like cottage cheese and sponge cake.
Anonymous No.21573297
>>21573120
Third world desperation detected
Anonymous No.21573312
>>21573108
>shitty
You take that back right now, mister!
Anonymous No.21573316 >>21573324 >>21574537
ahhh, the height of Eastie prowess with seafood. A fish...grilled...with some potatoes, I guess. No sauce tartare, no breading, no deep frying, just a dry-ass, fish-tasting fish. Bone apple tea!
Anonymous No.21573322 >>21573337
Soljanka
Anonymous No.21573324
>>21573292
AFAIK amerilards actually seem to replace butter with jam or some other HFCS based spread
>>21573316
>AHHH HOW DARE YOU NOT DEEP FRY IT
kek
Anonymous No.21573337
>>21573322
>Uy, blyat, Kolya, what is there to drink today?
>Have a sip of this bread, tavarisch!
Anonymous No.21573351 >>21573365 >>21573367 >>21573393 >>21573427 >>21578568 >>21580118 >>21581711
>eastern euro food thread
>70 posts
>no chicken kyiv
grim
Anonymous No.21573360
>
Anonymous No.21573362 >>21573417
>>21573108
How did God get g*rmans so wrong?
Anonymous No.21573365 >>21573369
>>21573351
That's actually good, unlike most EE trough feed
Anonymous No.21573367 >>21573393
>>21573351
Why do hohols try to claim this dish which is generally known as côtelette de volaille?
Anonymous No.21573369 >>21573380 >>21575068
>>21573365
olivier is great you fuck
Anonymous No.21573380 >>21573390 >>21575575 >>21575575
>>21573369
hold the meat and you've got a proper salad

now this dish is also widespread in Greece and Italy as well as the Balkans but have you ever tried eggplant? The thought alone makes me shiver.
Anonymous No.21573390 >>21573400
>>21573380
we don't put meat in olivier here. either way there are many different salads with meat
Anonymous No.21573393
>>21573351
It gets some people upset when you talk about it
>>21573367
Anonymous No.21573400 >>21573403
>>21573390
the only palatable meat salad I can think of is American caesar salad. Though the Italian-influenced salads we have here are quite grizzly. Green salad, kidney beans and vinegar? Aw, hell naw! There are even worse sorts like rocket or thistle salad. You can see boiled egg in this pic because nothing says Eastern Europe like boiled eggs.
Anonymous No.21573403 >>21573413
>>21573400
>thistle salad.
regmet. my grandmother used to make it. bean salad is great though
Anonymous No.21573413 >>21573421 >>21573471
>>21573403
regrat means dandelion iml and that's another oddball salat that people eat here

also, forgot to post this prototypical evil eastie slop
Anonymous No.21573417
>>21573362
That's commie food due to food prices in the DDR. A real jägerschnitzel is a breaded veal or pork cutlet in mushroom sauce with spätzle or something.
Anonymous No.21573421
>>21573413
sekeli gulaš, i don't like it
Anonymous No.21573427 >>21574631 >>21581232
>>21573351
>chicken kyiv
it's chicken kiev. Just like peking duck, madras curry, burmese curry, persian rice, bombay mix, ceylon tea, saigon cinnamon, etc, the name of a dish is not affected by political fee-fees.
Anonymous No.21573449 >>21576419
>>21573089 (OP)
stuffed peppers are based but obviously you're not supposed to eat them from some soup

>>21573093
eh kinda disgusting

>>21573101
raw meat on cabbage leaves? wtf?

>>21573103
is that overboiled mince in cabbage leaves?

>>21573108
disgusting

>>21573113
decent meal but done shittily

>>21573119
looks good chief
Anonymous No.21573450 >>21573456
>>21573108
East Germany was basically a soviet russia outpost
Anonymous No.21573456
>>21573450
koenigsberger klopse are underrated but the tote oma belongs in this thread and then some
Anonymous No.21573459
...also
>hot
>pickled
>egg
>with boiled potatoes
I'm literally singing the International RN
Anonymous No.21573464 >>21573468 >>21573476 >>21575419
>>21573121
literal vomit

>>21573131
this looks Bri*ish if anything but yeah it's SHIT

>>21573144
if that's liver it tastes as bad as it looks

>>21573157
this looks good

>>21573159
mushroom or avocado?

>>21573163
skull emoji

>>21573173
eh

>>21573182
looks fine but ruined with raisins

>>21573196
looks like that thing in Ukraine where they just boil a piece of dough

>>21573199
it does but only when made by non-retards
Anonymous No.21573467
>>21573211
is that thing from Doom the videogame?
Anonymous No.21573468
>>21573464
>mushroom or avocado?
tripes
>looks fine but ruined with raisins
it's bacon
>looks like that thing in Ukraine where they just boil a piece of dough
it's filled with cottage cheese
Anonymous No.21573471
>>21573413
where are you from?
Anonymous No.21573476
>>21573464
>if that's liver it tastes as bad as it looks
it's beef

>mushroom or avocado?
carp

>looks fine but ruined with raisins
prunes, actually

>looks like that thing in Ukraine where they just boil a piece of dough
it's boiled dough stuffed with cottage cheese that they put in a soup. Even in Slovenia, the home of >>21573121 we consider that a step too far
Anonymous No.21573481 >>21573490
>boiled dough
it's better described as a pasta of sorts
an actual boiled (buckwheat) dough dish is this, but I haven't posted it because I like the taste of it
Anonymous No.21573490 >>21573493
>>21573481
that looks too dry nigga. it needs to be baked in lard together with meat and sauerkraut
Anonymous No.21573493 >>21573508
>>21573490
baking sauerkraut and meat together is not how you cook in Slovenia. The only traditional Slovenian dish with sauerkraut is bratwurst or blood sausage, sauerkraut with pork rinds, and žganci and pork or potatoes. The sauerkraut alleviates the dryness of the žganci. Segedin golaž, sarma, all that stuff came from the Balkans during Yugoslav times.
Anonymous No.21573498
oh yeah, aside for the classic pork roast, but that uses the milder red sauerkraut
Anonymous No.21573505
>>21573173
Lol what sort of stick up the ass, not half as smart as he thinks he is faggot thinks mac & cheese is bad?
Anonymous No.21573508
>>21573493
baked sauerkraut is more like a side dish here in zagorje. it's great with žganci or buncek. but i hate sarma and similar stuff
Anonymous No.21573743 >>21574448 >>21575466 >>21582740
>>21573108
Your pic doesn't do it justice. Here's a webm.
Anonymous No.21573760 >>21573765
mmmmmm we gonna be eating good!
Anonymous No.21573765
>>21573760
Anonymous No.21573820
>>21573159
This looks a lot like what Koreans cook (though I'm sure it tastes completely different)
Anonymous No.21574448 >>21574457
>>21573743
why the fuck pasta instead of some Bratkartoffeln
Anonymous No.21574457
>>21574448
Because communism.
Anonymous No.21574462 >>21575009
>>21573157
>no spaetzle
>Viennese goulash
Fuck off back to Greece.
Anonymous No.21574472 >>21574475
>>21573170
central Europa is cope
t. so called "central" european

anyway my contribution to the thread topic is cow stomach soup
Anonymous No.21574475
>>21574472
Czechia or Poland have basically the same cuisine as Germany. Shitty tribe soup is also eaten in Southern Europe.
Anonymous No.21574499 >>21574503 >>21574508 >>21574531
>>21573089 (OP)
My nigga, I am the child of soviet immigrants and have two different copies of the ministry of nutrition's guide to healthy and tasty eating on my bookshelf. If this thread is still up in the morning I will contribute horrors
Anonymous No.21574503 >>21574506
>>21573089 (OP)
>>21574499
But most of it has already been scanned and made fun of by other people on other websites already. The canned goods are the scariest
Anonymous No.21574506 >>21574508
>>21574503
Some of it is genuinely quite comfy. I'd eat some sausages and canned green peas and pickled misc with a few beers easy
Anonymous No.21574508 >>21574510
>>21574499
>>21574506
In the middle of these books there's two page spreads that you can pull out. I've got the one of the pig in a picture frame
Anonymous No.21574510 >>21574531
>>21574508
Every family was given one of these every few years. They're big books but a bit smaller than A4 size and you can see the fade down the center where they were pulled out of the middle of the book
Anonymous No.21574531 >>21574540
>>21573089 (OP)
>>21574510
>>21574499
I was terrified of soup as a kid but have become a soup fiend in adulthood. 2ish years ago when visiting my 92yo grandma I bought a heap of KFC takeaway for the family one night. Everyone ate almost everything and I went to do the cleaning up, but she's already in the kitchen picking apart the bones and adding them to the stock pot. It was a bit disturbing, but the next night's borcht was incredible. Beetroot potatoes cabbage and dill from the garden with the colonels secret herbs and spices infused from the bones of chickens that would have gone to waste. Really awakened me to how wasteful we are in modern society
Anonymous No.21574537
>>21573316
if the fish is cooked well it wont be dry
Anonymous No.21574540
>>21574531
>I was terrified of soup as a kid
Not even from Eastern Europe but i'm still terrified of soups as people never use proper broths or fonds for soups. They don't even use herbs or spices so it's just flavourless slop most of the time.
Anonymous No.21574615
>>21573108
I don't think that's ketchup buddy, or maybe I should say: there's something wrong with your "ketchup"
Anonymous No.21574631 >>21574928
>>21573427
take your meds, nobody cares
Anonymous No.21574646 >>21574650 >>21574791 >>21574848
>>21573089 (OP)
See the issue with your hypothesis is that slop is... le bad! It isn't, fuck off. A few bizarre regional dishes from Balkan mountain villages don't change that and you don't even know what you're talking about.
>>21573113
>>soggy meatballs that are half rice in a nondescript soup
They're not soggy. If you ever actually made it you'd know that the cabbage leaf and pepper act as a firm protective casing for the filling and it's typically served with tomato sauce (and cheese in the case of peppers). The thing is, what the fuck do you expect from eastern/central Europe? We don't have wine, we don't have spices, we don't have that many ingredients and our high cultures were butchered by communism and yet despite that we've still got a lot of good food. Polish ham and sausages are the best in the world and only getting better every year now that people are getting wealthier and more small companies are setting up making artisan products, we're becoming a serious producer of high quality mead, we have amazing desserts throughout the Slavic world, Hungarian cuisine is outstanding and we STILL have plenty of tasty named dishes that punch above their weight class. My favourite is Greek fish, which has nothing Greek about it.
Anonymous No.21574650 >>21574660
>>21574646
>only getting better every year now that people are getting wealthier and more small companies are setting up making artisan products
The opposite is the case. Fucking hipsters just fuck up everything and destroy any heritage.
Anonymous No.21574660 >>21574679
>>21574650
One of these days I'm going to bring a boombox into the city to blast Honor at full volume and start cracking the skulls of every broccoli-haired zoomer liberal I see. Though there's at least one company making great traditional sausages where I live, probably heavily depends on your region.
Anonymous No.21574679
>>21574660
>blast Honor at full volume
at least play something that doesn't suck, like Nokturnal Mortum or Forest
Anonymous No.21574699
>>21573093
кинo
Anonymous No.21574704
>>21573089 (OP)
lush
>>21573093
lush
>>21573121
lush
>>21573173
lush
>>21573196
lush
Anonymous No.21574737
>>21573271
That looks almost like french rillette, except with a bit too much fat rather than meat
Anonymous No.21574778 >>21575968
im forced to eat this every summer to make my grandmother happy
Anonymous No.21574791 >>21574793 >>21574799 >>21574830 >>21574882
>>21574646
>The thing is, what the fuck do you expect from eastern/central Europe?
Meat. Steamed veggies. Potatoes. Maybe a cream soup beforehand. No sour slop. Like normal (anglo) people eat.
Anonymous No.21574793
>>21574791
>Like normal (anglo) people eat.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Anonymous No.21574799
>>21574791
>normal (anglo) people
really now
Anonymous No.21574830
>>21574791
Just add some mint sauce, Nigel.
Anonymous No.21574848 >>21574882
>>21574646
>We don't have wine, we don't have spices, we don't have that many ingredients
the balkan mountain villages from your first sentence have all those actually
Anonymous No.21574882 >>21575013
>>21574791
I legitimately can't tell whether this is bait or just Anglo retardation but I'm of the mind that people these days are too stupid to troll so I'll go with it.

Guess what, buddy? We have all of that and we eat it pretty often but "meat and potatoes" isn't the kind of dish that will get replies in your retarded thread now, is it?
>no sour slop
Ok I get it Nigel, you throw an autistic fit whenever you're forced to eat something other than sausage rolls with ketchup but could you please keep this shit off /ck/?
>>21574848
I'm not familiar enough with all the dark Slavs to comment, it's just that the guy was using things like this >>21573196 as an example. Though to be honest, I bet it's pretty good as well.
Anonymous No.21574890 >>21574915
>>21573108
>Jägerschnitzel

Jägerschnitzel is normal Schnitzel with Mushroom and Bacon sauce on top. This is Jagdschnitzel. Great poverty food if you feel like fattening up while your bank account is empty.
Anonymous No.21574910
>>21573205
doctor sausage/bologna is similar enough to what's in that pic
also mortadella if we were smart enough to cut it all thin and classy like italians.
Anonymous No.21574915 >>21574968
>>21574890
>Jagdschnitzel
Nobody calls it that.
>Bacon sauce
Wtf are you about?
Anonymous No.21574928
>>21574631
Yes, nobody cares about your fake country, so use the proper name.
Anonymous No.21574935 >>21574939 >>21574953 >>21574985
>Eastern Europe has no bbq or grilling culture
Why?
Anonymous No.21574939 >>21574942
>>21574935
not true lmao
Anonymous No.21574942 >>21574948 >>21574985 >>21575395 >>21576826 >>21576956 >>21577266
>>21574939
Post Slavic bbq
Anonymous No.21574948 >>21574974 >>21575013
>>21574942
Anonymous No.21574953 >>21574968
>>21574935
Soviets could barely feed their own people. Meat was reserved for the elite. The regular people just spent all day standing in random lines (even if they did not know what the line was for) hoping to get kind of scraps.
Anonymous No.21574968 >>21574995
>>21574915
>Bacon sauce
Jägersauce can and is often made with bacon cubes.

>>21574953
>amerimutt phantasy
You are really more brainwashed than North Koreans at this point lmao
Anonymous No.21574974 >>21574981
>>21574948
>Mediterranean food
Unbelievable
Anonymous No.21574981
>>21574974
you are actually retarded
Anonymous No.21574985 >>21575013 >>21577048
>>21574935
>>21574942
My friend did tourism in the Balkans and he said they have very good BBQ. He said it leaned a bit more on chicken/pork than beef compared to what we do around these parts (but still had plenty of both). He said it was delicious.

We are from Argentina so we know a good BBQ I trust his opinion.
Anonymous No.21574995
>>21574968
>is often made with bacon
Never heard of it. And that for a reason as it doesn't fit the German neither the French hunter's sauce.
Anonymous No.21575009
>>21574462
>Spätzle with Gulasch
The proper way to serve a Viennese Gulasch is with fried egg, sausage, pickles and a Semmel.

You eat spätzle or nockerl with veal gulasch
Anonymous No.21575013 >>21575055 >>21582158
>>21574882
>I'm not familiar enough with all the dark Slavs to comment
yeah well basically the climate is good enough for growing grapes and other produce so grape liquor and wine are more/as popular as beer and recipes use it too. so too do many recipes include peppers, eggplant, tomato, zucchini, etc. and there are a variety of salads, and i mean real salads not mayo and boiled potatoes and carrots and peas.

as for spices, being in the sphere of influence of the eastern roman empire and the ottomans means we were part of a giant market of spices and ingredients so there's a fair amount of spices too. we're nowhere near pajeet tier when it comes to spice variety, but in addition to all the usual herbs and spices lots of recipes also use cumin, coriander seed, fenugreek, allspice nutmeg, lovage, spearmint, savory, etc. which i haven't seen in central and eastern slav recipes

all that shit said, i'm not saying it's superior to central european cuisines, we're also missing stuff they have too, like say kohlrabi or marjoram (i can get them at the store but no native recipe uses them), and we don't really have many of those classic medieval european sweet and savory recipes like boar/venison stew with prune sauce, or raisins or whatever. it's just different.

also
>>21574985
>>21574948
yeah we have a solid wood fired grill culture. in my country (bulgaria), serbian barbecue is considered the most prestigious one, but in any country you're likely to find wood fired barbecue as street food where they're willing to put anything from a caseless sausage to a pork chop in a bun a for you with some veggies and a spread and call it a sandwich.
Anonymous No.21575039
but with raw onion
Anonymous No.21575055 >>21575073
>>21575013
>you're likely to find wood fired barbecue as street food
That's all you had to say, sir, I'm sold. I'd have to visit some day since I don't think just making recipes at home really gets you the full experience. We have a celebrity chef who had a travel program who actually went to Macedonia of all places back in the day and I was impressed by what I saw there.
Anonymous No.21575064
>>21573170
Germans governed eastern europe for thousand years. Maybe, just maybe, thats the reason.
Anonymous No.21575068
>>21573369
Olivier was Belgian.
>>21573089 (OP)
The Balkans, Slovenia, Hungary and Romania have excellent food. Their historical ties with the Venetian republic/Austrian empire survive to this day. The others are still stuck in WWII mode, much like the Brits (I mean English, the Welsh and Scots have a thriving gastronomy).
Anonymous No.21575073 >>21575215
>>21575055
yeah monkeydonia was part of yugoslavia so the high quality barbecue culture rubbed off on them.
now keep in mind we don't have that american bbq style culture with the 8 hour smoked briskets or the ribeyes cooked to an exact internal temperature, but rather forgiving cuts that get done quickly and easily, since it's street food and all. i'm eating a wood grilled boneless chicken thigh right now. other things you might get are sausages, wings, meatballs, pork chops, etc. you won't find a lot of beef that isn't ground.
Anonymous No.21575215
>>21575073
Internal temperature thermometers are a meme. A good grill master doesn't need thermometers, he just eyeballs it or uses his hand.

Having patience to smoke or slow grill meat over several hours is very important if you want a godly BBQ tho.
Anonymous No.21575395 >>21576956
>>21574942
Anonymous No.21575419
>>21573182
>insults the mighty Bigos
You shout your whore mouth
>>21573464
>raisins
Those are dried (often lightly smoked) plums
Anonymous No.21575449 >>21575459
Hello guys who wants to have 4chan sex rp
Anonymous No.21575459 >>21575467
>>21575449
perfectly represents the average lifecycle of the eastern european woman (or anyone eating this diet)
Anonymous No.21575466
>>21573743
fried polony wow hard times truly are the things that make humanity inventive, the vigor of the vine I guess.
Anonymous No.21575467
>>21575459
It must be shitty beetroot, aspic and absence of seasoning that turns women instantly into babushkas at age 30.
Anonymous No.21575474 >>21578841
>>21573108
I hate schnitzel so much, it's just so fucking trashy
It's basically a similar concept to fish and chips but you pretend it's some fancy meal and not poverty street food and replace the batter with some fuckawful shitty breading
Anonymous No.21575486 >>21575531
>>21573265
Vampi was Croatian or Slovenian?
Anonymous No.21575500 >>21575552 >>21575559 >>21575725 >>21575958
>>21573089 (OP)
Any of you ever tried shuba?
Any of this slavic cold fish salads are fucking disgusting. I had shuba at a friend's house and I had to choke it down completely stoically, but it was a goddamn nightmare.
I've had indigirka salad too, shit's fucking gross.
Nobody likes eating cold fish slop.
Anonymous No.21575531
>>21575486
both. we just call it differently in croatia
Anonymous No.21575552 >>21575559 >>21575564 >>21575736
>>21575500
Have you considered that you’re just a tastelet? Shuba is so good I can eat buckets of it. BUT it needs to sit overnight in the fridge so the mayonnaise soaks through and flavor of onion and salted herring mix together. It’s incredibly healthy, too. Protein, fiber, fish.
Anonymous No.21575559 >>21575596
>>21575552
>>21575500
why do russians love mayo so much though?
Anonymous No.21575564
>>21575552
It's pickled herring and pickled vegetables in thick mayonnaise, served cold.
It doesn't get more disgusting than that. It's fucking DAMP too.
Anonymous No.21575575
>>21573380
>>21573380
AI image
Anonymous No.21575596
>>21575559
In Ukraine it’s different from what you buy in USA. Eastern European mayo is just better. It’s made exclusively with sunflower oil(not basedbean oil like in usa) and spices are different. More mustard and more vinegar. It’s also incredibly cheap and everyone is poor over there.
Anonymous No.21575725 >>21575736 >>21575759
>>21575500
I fucking love it
Mind you it's "herring under shuba". The actual shuba is, technically speaking, just the beetroot and potato etc. covering on top, the purely vegetarian bits
Anonymous No.21575736 >>21575903 >>21575958 >>21576928 >>21576945 >>21576952 >>21578928 >>21578931 >>21582713
>>21575552
>>21575725
I don't know, maybe it just wasn't prepared well?
I looked up indigirka salad and it was voted the number 1 most disgusting dish on the planet, and shuba isn't much different.
Anonymous No.21575759 >>21575918
>>21575725
'shuba' is fur coat in russian
the salad is 'pod shouboi"-- under a fur coat
Anonymous No.21575812
guys want a russian gf, but all they know to cook is shuba, olivie and pelmeni
Anonymous No.21575835 >>21575852 >>21575874 >>21576412 >>21576440 >>21576447 >>21576475 >>21580635
can we all agree on what these are named?
Anonymous No.21575852
>>21575835
sarma and holubcy are not the same dish. Sarma is FERMENTED cabbage rolls in a savory soup and holubcy is plain cabbage rolls in a sweet, thick tomato sauce.
Anonymous No.21575874
>>21575835
krautwickel
Anonymous No.21575903
>>21575736
I looked it up and apparently indigirka is made with raw frozen(wtf!) fish, that sounds pretty awful and way way worse than just herring with beetroot and mayo.
Anonymous No.21575918 >>21575958
>>21575759
I actually speak russian, just not well. That's the only reason I'd wind up at someone's house eating fucking шyбa.
Normal, sane people aren't going to serve that to an american, but I made the mistake of being polite and making statements like "Дa, я хoтeл знaть бoльшe o вaшeй кyльтype!"
Believe me when I tell you, I tried with you bastards. Your food just sucks. Other than borscht, pierogis, and caviar.
Anonymous No.21575958
>>21575918
>>21575736
>>21575500
>indigirka
pretty sure this stuff is some siberian eskimo shit, not eastern european
Anonymous No.21575968
>>21574778
Ew, what the fuck?
Does she have dementia?
Anonymous No.21575969
>>21573271
this on a pulled pork sandwich (extra greasy and juicy) just fuck my arteries up
Anonymous No.21575994
this thread is full of mid tier poverty slop with anon's coping about the good old days of tito's five year plan
Anonymous No.21576412 >>21576426 >>21576455 >>21580117
>>21575835
>can we all agree on what these are named?

Gołąbki

Go-womp-key
Anonymous No.21576418
>>21573089 (OP)
Eat shit cunt, stuffed capsicum is great.
Anonymous No.21576419
>>21573449
>stuffed peppers are based but obviously you're not supposed to eat them from some soup
Fuck off serb, go lose another province
Anonymous No.21576420 >>21577268
>>21573277
Yes. And?
Fucking love me some slanina
Anonymous No.21576426
>>21576412
Go womp your dick, its SARMA
Anonymous No.21576436 >>21577268 >>21582333
>>21573277
i can't wait until it's winter so i can eat some of this with some red onion and bread, and of course, rakia
Anonymous No.21576440 >>21580117
>>21575835
Kohlrouladen.
Anonymous No.21576445
>>21573205
It's a kind of baloney
Anonymous No.21576447 >>21580117
>>21575835
zeljni zvitki
Anonymous No.21576455
>>21576412
There fucking delicious
Anonymous No.21576475 >>21580117
>>21575835
holubčíky
Anonymous No.21576574 >>21576582
>>21573108
>noodles
thats pasta
>but its le sam-
no and if you say so im going to rape you to death
Anonymous No.21576582 >>21576707
>>21576574
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle
Anonymous No.21576690 >>21576727 >>21576823 >>21580140
deep-fried cheese
Anonymous No.21576702
i can’t eat a dish if it has no meat, it just feels weird
Anonymous No.21576707 >>21576717 >>21576730
>>21576582
>rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded into long strips or strings
Fusilli are in no way long strips or strings.
Anonymous No.21576717 >>21576739
>>21576707
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle
> Italian noodles are known as pasta
Anonymous No.21576727
>>21576690
I think we have a framework for peace...
Anonymous No.21576730 >>21576739
>>21576707
Referring to pasta as noodles is an ESL thing.
Relax, man.
Anonymous No.21576739 >>21576748 >>21576812
>>21576717
Yes, in Italy noodles are a type of pasta.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta
>[pasta is] formed into sheets or other shapes
Italian noodles (e.g. spaghetti, linguini, etc.) are a types of pasta. That does not mean all pasta is noodles. I have never heard of anybody ever referring to short pasta as noodles. Noodles are very explicitly long.

>>21576730
Oh, that explains it. That doesn't mean that it's correct, though.
Anonymous No.21576748 >>21576750
>>21576739
>I have never heard of anybody ever referring to short pasta as noodles
i've heard people refer to lasagna sheets as noodles, now that's truly cursed posting
Anonymous No.21576750
>>21576748
What the fuck. I was gonna bring that up next if that anon started insisting that all pasta is noodles.
Anonymous No.21576812 >>21576818
>>21576739
>That does not mean all pasta is noodles
Nobody said that. Pastas are noodles.
Anonymous No.21576818 >>21576832
>>21576812
So you agree that not all pasta is noodles? Only some pasta is noodles, right?
Anonymous No.21576823
>>21576690
Josh Moon?
Anonymous No.21576826 >>21578676
>>21574942
Anonymous No.21576832 >>21576838
>>21576818
Nobody said something else.
Anonymous No.21576838 >>21576874
>>21576832
The first anon above was claiming that fusilli is noodles.
Anonymous No.21576845 >>21576848
>>21573157
This is anything but goulash
Anonymous No.21576848
>>21576845
it's goulash
Anonymous No.21576874 >>21576944
>>21576838
Because they are. See the packaging.
Anonymous No.21576928
>>21575736
>this list
Sure, there's some vile things here but most of them are actual food.
>pampapato di ferrara
>a chocolate cake with dried fruit
>skänsk spettkaka
>a candle-shaped cake with potato flour
Also what kind of person doesn't like deviled kidneys?
Anonymous No.21576944 >>21576947 >>21576971 >>21577031
>>21576874
"Nudeln" is the german word for pasta, not noodles. Non-sequitur.
Anonymous No.21576945 >>21576948
>>21575736
How the fuck is fried spider not the top of the list
Anonymous No.21576947 >>21576953
>>21576944
What is the word for noodles then you fucking genius?
God I hate Americans larping as German experts just because nazis are cool again
Anonymous No.21576948
>>21576945
It probably isn't all that exciting if you can get over the fact you are eating a spider.
While the other top 4 are outright shitting on your tastebuds
Anonymous No.21576952
>>21575736
>american goulash
wtf. it's not real goulash, but it can be pretty good
Anonymous No.21576953 >>21576966 >>21576971
>>21576947
Apparently they're using the same word for both.
I'm not a german expert I literally just used a translator. "Nudeln" does not translate to noodles. Fusilli are not noodles in English, ever. Feel free to call them nudeln in German, because different languages have different words for things, shocker.
Anonymous No.21576956
>>21574942
>>21575395
low effort, as simple as you can and full of nostalgia
Anonymous No.21576966 >>21576980 >>21577232
>>21576953

"Nudeln" is usually used for the type of pasta you can pick up with your fork. Fusilli, penne etc.
Most Germans would for example not call spaghetti "Nudeln".
Anonymous No.21576971 >>21576998
>>21576944
>>21576953
you angloid retard, are you completely illiterate? just look at the fucking word nudeln, try to read it out loud if you can, try to think about how it sounds. does the sound remind you of any other word from this current "discussion"?
Anonymous No.21576980 >>21577285
>>21576966
We call every type of pasta/noodles, asian noodles etc. what it is or nudeln there is nothing else every Hans knows what Penne or Ravioli are and He will say he ate those, but they are still nudeln
Anonymous No.21576998 >>21577007 >>21577028
>>21576971
>words in completely different languages sound the same therefore they mean the exact same thing
Anon do you know what a language even is
Anonymous No.21577007 >>21577040
>>21576998
this is exactly the kind of thing someone who has only ever encountered a single language would think is some epic "gotcha"
fine, you have chosen to be the retarded nigger, enjoy the attention you'll get for being a drooling retard.
Anonymous No.21577028 >>21577040
>>21576998
>german and english
>completely different languages
anon do you you know what language families are?
Anonymous No.21577030
>>21573205
I don't think I've ever had jagdwurst, but it's a bologna. If you're looking for that kind of thing in the US, look for ham bologna, ring bologna, maybe trail bologna. Also maybe some "old fashioned loaf", "luncheon loaf", "picnic loaf", or "dutch loaf" brands, but these are usually baked like fleischkaese in a bread pan, hence "loaf".
Anonymous No.21577031 >>21577040
>>21576944
Just like noodles is the english word for pasta.
Anonymous No.21577040 >>21577046 >>21577076
>>21577007
I speak three languages. I am honestly baffled as to what your fucking point is. Words sounding the same in different languages but meaning different things is extremely common, and even words clearly sharing the same etymology but taking on different meaning in modern languages is also extremely common.

For example in english, to demand means to aggressively ask or claim something, while in french the exact same word literally just means "ask". So for example in french you would say, hey can I demand you a question? Or another example, misery means sadness in english, while misère means poverty in french. I can provide many, many more examples like this. They all obviously come from the same common root (apparently the english word misery even comes from old french), but these are different languages and words mean different things in them.

>>21577028
Are you saying that being from the same family means the languages must share common meanings for all their words?
Even literal loanwords often change meaning. For example, in french, "lingerie" just means underwear, with zero connotations of being female or racy in any way. And it's the exact same word, that english literally borrowed wholesale, and it still means something different now because french and english are different languages.

>>21577031
You don't know how to speak english.
Anonymous No.21577046
>>21577040
>Are you saying that
i'm saying you're full of shit at worst and a complete mental invalid who can't apply his acquired knowledge at best.

>For example, in french, "lingerie" just means underwear
can you explain this then?
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingerie
>La lingerie est le terme utilisé pour désigner l'ensemble des sous-vêtements et des vêtements de nuit féminins
Anonymous No.21577048
>>21574985
No shade intended on South American grilling cuisine which is awesome but southeastern European grilled meats and peppers are my second favorite after American BBQ and still not that well-known to Americans. If the Balkanoids could only agree on what to call things...
Anonymous No.21577076
>>21577040
May God have mercy on us all. You're rapidly establishing you don't know German, or French, and you don't know English as well as you think. As if misery doesn't mean poverty in English, primarily the misery of poverty, among other things, and as if misere doesn't mean suffering. The shades of meaning and primary meanings are different, which is typical for any translation, but you chose a terrible example.

What's your first and third language?
Anonymous No.21577081
>>21573108
It's like chicken parm without cheese
Anonymous No.21577084
>>21573231
The National Czech dish
Anonymous No.21577097
>no one posted halušky and pierogi
Anonymous No.21577202 >>21577579
>>21573157
Szekely/Szegedinger Gulash is better. Fuck off Schluchtenscheisser.
Anonymous No.21577209
>>21573231
Böhmische Knödel! Fantastic German side. Best sauce to mouth transport medium there is. I personally prefer Semmel/Breznknödl, but they have their own taste due to the milk and parsley and lye and so on. But this is perfect for soaking up tasty sauces undiluted, it's as pure as just spooning the sauce basically.
Anonymous No.21577212 >>21577223
>>21573271
Noone likes Griebenschmalz but actual fucking farmers in the sticks.
Anonymous No.21577223
>>21577212
>AAIIIIEEEE SOYBOT, MY STRENGTH IS WANING
Anonymous No.21577227
>>21573131
is that a casserole for ants?
Anonymous No.21577232 >>21577265
>>21576966
As actual low class trash with low class friends... Pasta is what you call noodles for fancy italian dishes, like schinken sahne nudeln becomes pasta di carbonara if you want to impress a girl or something.
Else all eggdoughshapes are just noodles. Period.
Anonymous No.21577265
>>21577232
>Pasta is what you call noodles for fancy italian dishes
Don't forget to pronounce pasta as cliché Italian as possible.
Anonymous No.21577266
>>21574942
Anonymous No.21577268
>>21576420
>>21576436
based
Anonymous No.21577285 >>21578885
>>21576980
Sind nudeltaschen nudeln? Man fragt sich...
Anonymous No.21577290 >>21577294
noodles are literally just asian food, shitty bland ramen even when made from wheat (don't get me started on riceshit)
if you call western chad golden pasta of any shape or kind "noodles" you are literally a subhuman goblino and need to go back to rural china immediately to eat your noodle bat soup
Anonymous No.21577294
>>21577290
Calm down, Luigi and eat the noodles with tomato sauce your nonna made for you.
Anonymous No.21577579
>>21577202
no it’s not, it’s gross
Anonymous No.21578565
>>21573199
this is only a western thing
Anonymous No.21578568 >>21578823
>>21573351
>kiyv
Anonymous No.21578676 >>21578826 >>21579260
>>21576826
What's that?
Anonymous No.21578701
White people can't cook.
Anonymous No.21578823
>>21578568
Dumb pidor
Anonymous No.21578826
>>21578676
Bones
Anonymous No.21578841 >>21578850
>>21575474
it's just breaded meat, calm your tits fagboy
Anonymous No.21578850 >>21578861 >>21578869
>>21578841
kraut defense force has arrived I see
Anonymous No.21578859
Cor! Look at all this scran. Fookin' lush!
Anonymous No.21578861 >>21578871 >>21578874
>>21578850
you're the one who's pretending schnitzel is some fancy schmancy meal eaten at a high class restaurant with a bib
it's just regular fucking food, what sort of insecure clown refuses to eat out of fear of someone looking at him and thinking he's of lower social class? Get a grip
Anonymous No.21578869
>>21578850
Do you think chicken nuggets are haute cuisine too? Also Schnitzel is Austrian not German.
Anonymous No.21578871
>>21578861
nobody's saying that lol it's a midweek meal you make at home
Anonymous No.21578874 >>21578878 >>21578878
>>21578861
NTA.

Schnitzel is not a fancy high cuisine dish but there's a difference between a tenderized veal schnitzel and the East German breaded spam atrocity that was posted ITT.
Anonymous No.21578878
>>21578874
>nobody's saying that
>It's basically a similar concept to fish and chips but you pretend it's some fancy meal
ok
>>21578874
>East German breaded spam atrocity that was posted ITT.
that's jagerschnitzel and much like everything else that came out of east germany, it should be destroyed and wiped from the history books
Anonymous No.21578885
>>21577285
Fresse Bernd, Ravioli in groß sind auch Nudeln
Anonymous No.21578928 >>21578941
>>21575736
>Stegte sild
How? Why? It's just fried herrings.

>Tasteatlas
More like tastelets
Anonymous No.21578931
>>21575736
And at least "Gule ærter" is fair. It just tastes horrible.
It could be salvaged if it was served with fried pork belly instead of boiled.
Anonymous No.21578941 >>21579700
>>21578928
Look man, no offense, but people just don't fucking like herring. Fried, preserved, etc. Fish is the least popular meat, and herring generally comes as preserved, or frozen slop. Herring isn't even a popular fish, it has a lot of bad connotations because most people don't experience it fresh, they experience it preserved in oil or some shit.
Even if it's prepared well, I think people hear "herring" and immediately check out. They're similar to sardines too, and sardines are considered a poverty snack in the US, just as an example. Almost never served fresh, almost always served old as fuck preserved in oil or pickled in an aluminum tin.
Herring's the same way, and nobody likes that shit.
Anonymous No.21579087 >>21579094
>>21573089 (OP)
Those are stuffed peppers
Anonymous No.21579094
>>21579087
They eat these in Eastern Europe behind the curtain
>t. Behind the curtain right now, read: in poverty
Anonymous No.21579260 >>21580406
>>21578676
Sliced pig ears. I don't like them grilled, too dry.
I prefer stewing them in a covered pan with a small bit of water, to soften them up. Though many people hate the gooey, jelly texture of steamed pig ears.
Anonymous No.21579293
seems like a good thread to recommend this dude's channel
https://www.youtube.com/@TheKitchenCosmonaut
Anonymous No.21579299
>>21573089 (OP)
My Romanian stepmom makes something similar and it is KILLER, especially with a little sour cream on top.
Anonymous No.21579450
>>21573242
Shame your grandma didn't know how to make one properly.
>>21573294
I also don't get the hype over gibanica. Prleška gibanica mogs it.
Anonymous No.21579508
I'm American and at least 75% of the stuff itt looks fine to me.
Anonymous No.21579700
>>21578941
When you really get down to preconceived ideas picky American eaters have about food, they are always barking mad insane. You'd have to give herring an asian or maybe spanish name and then it could go viral.
Anonymous No.21579966
Yall niggas don’t even know what Strepa is
Anonymous No.21580117
>>21576412
>>21576440
>>21576447
>>21576475
These aren't real words, you fags are just making shit up
Anonymous No.21580118
>>21573351
is this the only good Eastern European dish?
Anonymous No.21580140
>>21576690
I thought this thread was about bad SlavSlop
Anonymous No.21580192 >>21580224
>>21573238
for me, it's kremówka papieska
Anonymous No.21580224
>>21580192
I just read the ingredients and it sounds so fucking good. Anywhere to get it in the states to try before I attempt to make?
Anonymous No.21580406
>>21579260
I like them fried in butter with mushrooms
Anonymous No.21580417
>>21573089 (OP)
At least they eat real food I guess.
Anonymous No.21580635 >>21580642
>>21575835
I like the bird milk cake, delicious sugar with sugar and sugar
Anonymous No.21580642 >>21580756
>>21580635
never thought about scaling up a ptasie mleczko
an interesting idea and you can use good ingredients unlike storebought
Anonymous No.21580646 >>21581767
Nothing wrong with any of the food posted.
Anonymous No.21580756
>>21580642
The candies are scaled down, cake's the original. It's made with agar-agar instead of gelatin. Tastes better but it seeps (a bit of) water after a few hours. I like freezing the candy, it's still soft-ish frozen, a bit like nougat. Probably works with the cake too.
Anonymous No.21581232
>>21573427
This
Anonymous No.21581711 >>21581744
>>21573351
This would be better if the butter didn't all run out when you cut it.
I think it'd be improved if you thickened it. Bearnaise would be ideal, but would want to split on you.
Maybe a savory spin on pastry cream where you omit the sugar, would work.
Anonymous No.21581744
>>21581711
Just dip/wipe esch bite in the butter, you're overcomplicating it.
Anonymous No.21581767
>>21580646
>t. right-wing prepper nazi schizo
Anonymous No.21582150
>>21573257
>potato, pickle, and huge piece of unidentified meat in sauce
That's part of a complete meal.
Anonymous No.21582158
>>21575013
Based плecкaвицa enjoyer. I could go for one right now.
Anonymous No.21582333
>>21576436
There is nothing better then eating slanina after it's removed from the smokehouse. It just melts in your mouth. It's a shame to eat store bought bread with it.
Anonymous No.21582713
>>21575736
>Anis de Flavigny
>It's not even a dish
Who made this ragebait shit
Anonymous No.21582740
>>21573743
>fried milanesa de mortadela

jesus fucking christ