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Anonymous No.21573529 [Report] >>21573530 >>21573532 >>21573581 >>21573688 >>21573800 >>21574013 >>21578553
for me it's a fuckin reuben
Anonymous No.21573530 [Report] >>21573532
>>21573529 (OP)
well you're a non-Jew tastelet so it makes perfect fucking sense
Anonymous No.21573532 [Report] >>21573533 >>21573596 >>21578670 >>21578872
>>21573529 (OP)
Katz's is the most overrated, hollywood tourist hyped place on the island of Manhattan.

>>21573530
Reuben's are delicious. Katz's is just overrated.
Anonymous No.21573533 [Report] >>21578569
>>21573532
looks good to me goebbels
Anonymous No.21573581 [Report]
>>21573529 (OP)
me too bro, i love reubens. unfortunately the local place near me serves them without thousand island dressing or russian dressing or even mustard. a huge let down.
Anonymous No.21573588 [Report] >>21573598 >>21573940 >>21577062 >>21578589
erm i'll have the reuben
Anonymous No.21573596 [Report]
>>21573532
oy gay
Anonymous No.21573598 [Report]
>>21573588
i say this
Anonymous No.21573647 [Report] >>21573676 >>21573826
JUST SLOW BAKE A CORNED BEEF BRISKET FLAT OR POINT, TOP WITH THE SEASONING PACKET, BROIL, THROW SWISS, SAURKRAUT AND RUSSIAN DRESSING ON TOP, BAKE FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES, DUMP ON PLATE AND EAT LIKE A STEAK.

Fuck bread.
Anonymous No.21573676 [Report] >>21573685
>>21573647
fpbp
Anonymous No.21573685 [Report] >>21573802 >>21575751
>>21573676
what language do you speak where 8 starts with an f
Anonymous No.21573688 [Report] >>21573775
>>21573529 (OP)
beef doesn't belong on sandwiches unless it's a ribeye philly cheese. that's just my opinion.
Anonymous No.21573775 [Report]
>>21573688
worst take
Anonymous No.21573800 [Report]
>>21573529 (OP)
Fuck yeah.
Give me a Tuna melt in one hand and a Reuben in the other and I'll be a happy camper.
Anonymous No.21573802 [Report] >>21573811
>>21573685
I am God.
Anonymous No.21573811 [Report]
>>21573802
...awful
Anonymous No.21573826 [Report] >>21573940
>>21573647
i dont eat reubens at home this is just something i get when im on a date with mom
Anonymous No.21573940 [Report]
>>21573588
this is me
>>21573826
>date with mom
i also get this when i go on a date with your mom
Anonymous No.21574013 [Report]
>>21573529 (OP)
That's from Katz? Looks like they're skimping on the meat, but I haven't eaten there in over 20 years.
Anonymous No.21575747 [Report] >>21577056 >>21578591
why is corned beef so expensive now?
Anonymous No.21575751 [Report] >>21576479
>>21573685
What does that have to do with anything?
Anonymous No.21576479 [Report]
>>21575751
What do you think "fpbp" means?
Anonymous No.21577056 [Report]
>>21575747
seems like the perfect portion to me problem is it's 30 dollars
Anonymous No.21577062 [Report]
>>21573588
>filename
checked and correct
Anonymous No.21577064 [Report] >>21577071
I like the idea of reubens more than actual reubens

Kind of like boomers and pinot noir
Anonymous No.21577071 [Report] >>21577104
>>21577064
>boomers and pinot noir
Eggsplain this sounds like my mom
Anonymous No.21577104 [Report] >>21577158
>>21577071
so there was this movie sideways that was a comedy about alcoholics or something. the main character had a throwaway line about how he never drank merlot (in those days, merlot was highly regarded, specifically varietal wine merlot from california). his favorite grape was the pinot noir. it was supposed to be ironic but like how incels today think patrick bateman is a role model, boomers thought the bald bitter divorced man was someone to emulate so they all acted like they loved pinot noir and hated merlot

the market responded by shitting out lots of inky black "pinot noir" with 20g/L residual sugar (because in those days, dark purple wines were considered superior), and to this day there are boomers who will insist that they love pinot noir and then you check their recycle bin and it's full of meiomi empties, if you served them a pinot noir made in a more typical fashion (with 100% pinot noir instead of 20% petit sirah as is allowed in california), they would not like it at all

so that's me with reubens, I love old timey NYC deli stuff but when you get right down to it, this particular NYC deli thing just isn't my cup of tea
Anonymous No.21577156 [Report] >>21578551
this place in portland claims to have the best reubens. people you meet will tell you how top notch the reubens are. they were good, but like, i dont actually know of any other really good reubens ive ever had to compare with.
Anonymous No.21577158 [Report]
>>21577104
Interesting ty anon
Anonymous No.21578551 [Report]
>>21577156
Goose Hollow?
Anonymous No.21578553 [Report]
>>21573529 (OP)
>reuben
looks good, feels good

https://youtu.be/DKI4IymAuxI?si=L6HvBzrsO30yAjfR
Anonymous No.21578569 [Report] >>21578586
>>21573533
Goebbels? Wtf are you talking about. I'm from NYC. I have been there. I have eaten their pastrami, their reubens, their salads. Have you ever eaten there, señor flyover? They are overrated. The line is 90% tourists who've been told by movies and internet personalities "You just have to try Katz's." I didn't say it was bad, it isn't. It's just not what the hype says it is, and it certainly isn't worth the prices they're askin'. Especially these days.
Anonymous No.21578586 [Report] >>21578603
>>21578569
Shut up, goebbels.
Anonymous No.21578589 [Report] >>21578678
>>21573588
Is that cheese? Weren't kikes supposed to eat meat and cheese separately?
Anonymous No.21578591 [Report]
>>21575747
What do you think?
Anonymous No.21578603 [Report] >>21578619 >>21578627
>>21578586
Right. So you haven't eaten there, little flyover faggot. You just fell for hype, like the retarded, easily led npc faggot you are.
Faggot.
Anonymous No.21578619 [Report] >>21578667
>>21578603
shut up, goering
Anonymous No.21578627 [Report] >>21578667
>>21578603
Shut up, Rosenberg
Anonymous No.21578667 [Report]
>>21578619
>>21578627
Yawn. Little flyover nobodybirds chirping.
Anonymous No.21578670 [Report]
>>21573532
You think that because they gave you a bad sandwich. You should have tipped more for the good stuff.
Anonymous No.21578678 [Report]
>>21578589
Kosher delis will wrap two halves separately so that it is technically kosher.
Anonymous No.21578690 [Report]
>Yawn. Little flyover nobodybirds chirping.
Anonymous No.21578872 [Report]
>>21573532
Nope, Katz's rules. I've a mind to go down there for a turkey reuben today. Mmm.
Anonymous No.21579163 [Report]