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Connor. No.21574011 >>21574014 >>21574119 >>21574132 >>21574164 >>21574178 >>21574188 >>21574586 >>21577017 >>21577295 >>21578760 >>21578921
Why do my rice pudding tins don't have ring pulls?

How am I supposed go get it open?
Anonymous No.21574014 >>21574081 >>21577125
>>21574011 (OP)
>Hey, /ck/!! I'm retarded!!
Connor. No.21574081 >>21574125
>>21574014
I don't know what to do though. Why don't they have ring pulls? How am I supposed to get them open?
Anonymous No.21574118 >>21574162
they are screw tops. You may have to run them under hot water for a bit and/or give the lids a little tap on the bench.
Anonymous No.21574119 >>21574162
>>21574011 (OP)
Surely you have a hand crank can opener
Anonymous No.21574125 >>21574162
>>21574081
I really hope this is a troll
Anonymous No.21574132 >>21574162
>>21574011 (OP)
do you need a lisence to own a can opener in Britain?
Connor. No.21574162 >>21574172 >>21574173
>>21574118
How would that help? Wouldn't the contents just spill everywhere?
>>21574119
I don't know what that is.
>>21574125
No.
>>21574132
I wouldn't think so but I don't know what that is. I'm used to ring pulls.
Anonymous No.21574164
>>21574011 (OP)
Not sure if retarded or Australian
Anonymous No.21574172 >>21578936
>>21574162
>I don't know what that is.
Picrel. Also don’t try using a knife to open them, it’s a good way to stab yourself
Anonymous No.21574173
>>21574162
>I don't know what that is
Anonymous No.21574178
>>21574011 (OP)
Since by now you've discovered the humble can opener, I'd advise you to spend time looking up good ones to buy, and there are many different types and brand qualities to consider.
Anonymous No.21574188 >>21574572
>>21574011 (OP)
Fuck off Jordan
Anonymous No.21574307 >>21577305
Take my pen knife, my good man!
Anonymous No.21574572 >>21574583
>>21574188
his name is clearly Connor.
Anonymous No.21574582
Connor, I’m really close to cumming.
Anonymous No.21574583
>>21574572
I was close
Anonymous No.21574586
>>21574011 (OP)
throw them in the trash
they are ancient, probably from ww2
Anonymous No.21574607 >>21575077 >>21576548
>tripfag acting retarded for attention
>people reply anyways
Anonymous No.21575077 >>21576523
>>21574607
paid per demoralization thread
Anonymous No.21576523 >>21576524 >>21578682
>>21575077
why are they targeting /ck/ of all fucking places though is what I don't get. cause I see too, there's a huge uptick of inorganic engagement farming threads on here. but to what end? you couldn't pick a more innocuous board.
Anonymous No.21576524 >>21576525
>>21576523
they're targeting me specifically
Anonymous No.21576525
>>21576524
based schizo
Anonymous No.21576528 >>21577305
Take my penknife, my good man!
Anonymous No.21576548 >>21576555
>>21574607
>tripfag
He’s not using a trip.
Lurk more you fucking newfag.
Anonymous No.21576555 >>21576556 >>21576560 >>21577029
>>21576548
You're a fucking idiot. You have no idea what the fuck you're on about.
Anonymous No.21576556
>>21576555
I mean, it's true. he's not using a trip. he's a namefag, not a tripfag.
Anonymous No.21576560
>>21576555
Stupid cunt. Neck yourself worthless piece of shit.
Connor. No.21577002
Hey guys, I bought a opener and I figured out how to use it. I didn't know what it was at first but now I do. I've got to be careful not to cut myself on the metal though.

I like strawberry jam with my rice pudding.
Anonymous No.21577017
>>21574011 (OP)
You can open them with a spoon, just keep rubbing the spoon against the inside back and forth applying pressure and eventually you will cut a tiny hole then use more pressure but not too much pressure because you could end up hurting yourself until the hole gets big enough to fit a bit under half the spoon inside and then start pushing to one side and up to make it wider, pick the smaller circle on top of the can if there is one. Takes 10-15 minutes to open the can
Just a hobo trick
Anonymous No.21577029
>>21576555
Lmfao.
Anonymous No.21577096
Just shove them up your ass
Connor. No.21577108
I'm going to kill myself.
Anonymous No.21577125
>>21574014
fpbp
Anonymous No.21577142
>hey /ck/ I need to open a can
>no I don't know what a can opener is
>30+ replies
Anonymous No.21577257 >>21578934 >>21578936
We now have footage of OP finally using a can opener.
Anonymous No.21577295
>>21574011 (OP)
Are europeans actually this stupid? lol
Anonymous No.21577305
>>21574307
>>21576528
my niggas
Connor. No.21578222 >>21578224
The rice pudding was awful. It tasted fowl and it was sick coloured, not white.
Anonymous No.21578224 >>21578237
>>21578222
>It tasted fowl
like chicken?
Connor. No.21578237
>>21578224
No it tasted bad. Like it had gone out of date or something.
Connor. No.21578677 >>21578679
What should I do with the opener now that the can is open?
Anonymous No.21578679
>>21578677
stick it up your ass
Anonymous No.21578682
>>21576523
Might be aimed at the site in general. If the smaller boards fall, it makes destroying the larger boards easier.
Anonymous No.21578760
>>21574011 (OP)
are you the same Connor that ordered Domino's takeaway and expected it to be delivered?

you're not very bright, are you?
Anonymous No.21578921
>>21574011 (OP)
you bought the cheapest of the cheap. ring pulls are extra
Anonymous No.21578934
>>21577257
>boomers raise gen Z
>wow gen Z kids are so stupid!
Its like if I made a shitty painting then declared all art is shit.
Anonymous No.21578936 >>21580587 >>21580600
>>21574172
>>21577257
Let me guess, you need more?
Anonymous No.21580587
>>21578936
yes
Connor. No.21580599 >>21580604
I’m in your house.
Anonymous No.21580600
>>21578936
I need less. That hinge is an unnecessary weak point.
Connor. No.21580604 >>21580613
>>21580599
That's fucking crazy man.
Connor. No.21580613
>>21580604
Call me.
Anonymous No.21580627 >>21580633
spot the american
Connor. No.21580633
>>21580627
I’m from Rotherham.