Thread 21574275

>>21574275 (OP)
Yeah.

>>21574275 (OP)
>American's don't have this
Americans have these in even more flavors, they are the worlds largest producers of Arnotts and they even invented them.

>>21574275 (OP)
You’re a fucking idiot, son.

>>21574293
Oh i'm sorry post a pic of arnotts assorted creams at the local super market mate. Don't worry i'll wait.

*mogs your biscuit*

Do Americans have Anzac biscuits?

>>21574338
*supermarket

>>21574352
We have oatmeal cookies but we don't make them with "golden syrup" whatever the hell that is. Too many people spoil them with raisins but I like mine with coconut and walnuts.

>>21574372
Nice import tariff you've got there.

>>21574372
You’ve fucking done him.
>>21574381
He’s fucking done you.

>>21574384
everybody btfo

>>21574372
skippy BTFO.

The walmart ones are their third party online sellers, effectively an amazon or ebay type situation.

>>21574351
I always liked Tim Tams. I had a raging hard on for the giant Tim Tam or whatever it was called.

>>21574393
So Americans don’t have them then?

>>21574402
Not in their local, physical shop, no.

>>21574372
I SAID "LOCAL SUPERMARKET" NOT FUCKING WALMART YOU DUMB MUTT

>>21574404
So the premise of this thread is incorrect.
OP confirmed as a colossally retarded cocksucker I guess.

ITT: retard Aussie gets his arse handed to him on a plate.
Many such cases.

>>21574351
>Tim Tams.
You copied our Penguins Bruce.
You also copied our Marmite.
And you try hard to copy our pies.

Having said that if Amer'cans did have Arnotts biscuits - they would cover them in Ketchup and Lowrys and called them 'Ohio Cookies' or something.

>>21574412
Think he might of just roped himself.

>>21574384
in gay porn this is known as a flip fuck :3

Still haven't produced a photo of Arnott's Assorted Creams in an american supermarket and the Walshart post was debunked.

No wonder america is in such dire straights using dirty tactics to win arguments like a certain...

>>21574437
>still going
Butthurt much?

>>21574452
Just reminding you where the goal posts are since you like to shift them so much.

>>21574275 (OP)
Those are just oreo knock offs

I'm pretty sure you are all australians and this is some horseshit, flash-mob meta shitposting.

>>21574512
don't you post your rasiss nonsense here m8

>>21574518
>for the ultimate melt
only some of us

>>21574529
you got a real fresh mouth you know that

>>21574275 (OP)
only good biscuit in here is the shortbread cream and even then it's not THAT good

>>21574573
bozo the fucking monte carlo is elite

>>21574576
too sweet and a gross texture

>>21574578
what are you some kind of faggot?

>>21574409
Not really. Walmart lists lotsa things on their site they don't actually carry. My wife was losing her shit recently because we ran out of Zout (the best stain remover spray of all time) recently and none of our locals seem to carry it anymore. Walmart's website, however, had it (for $9/bottle or some ridiculous for like that) so she said she was gonna go to Wally World and buy it and asked if we need any other things. I asked her to show me the page that listed and told her "look; it doesn't mention what aisle it's in. It's only telling you it exists and that you can order it online but they don't physically have it in the store. See? There's no pickup option, just delivery and ship-to-store. They don't have it."
They pulled the same shit on me with Cascade powder. We ran out so I went to get some but while it's listed on the site, there's no shelf space for it in store.

>>21574603
yes but that's not particularly relevant to my biscuit preference

>>21574653
Actually it is because men prefer monte carlo's compared to shortbread cream although it does come second in the selection of cream biscuits arnott's offers.

>>21574641
I fucking hate online shopping so much its unreal. Stop killing brick and mortar stores, damnit, I like having an excuse to leave the house other than restlessness. No I don't want fuckin delivery, I'm not some caged zoomer.

>>21574275 (OP)
>oreos and the other sandwich cookies no one buys in the Walmart isle rapackaged in one pack
Nope sure dont enjoy im sure they're fresh!

>>21574437
>>21574338
>>21574275 (OP)
American markets don't continue investing in shit products no one wants to buy... that's how they lose money, dumbass.

>>21574701
I'm with you. Safeway keeps giving me and the missus these ridiculously good digital coupons but they're always for delivery. We would hey delivery for free for some reason (I don't know/remember why) but have never used it and only do pickup when the coupon is too good to pass up ($2.49/lb ground beef for Labor Day, for example).
Most of what we eat is produce and I can't imagine having some disaffected zoomer choosing our veg for us so we never get delivery but honestly, if the item isn't available locally anymore (like Zout) or is just much, much cheaper online (like the new mattress for the futon in the living room; $149 for a queen-size one, compared to $480 locally), we'll get shit online.

>>21574894
Likely loss leaders to get people's personal info/get them hooked on easy delivered groceries and locked into their systems.

>>21574275 (OP)
>interracial sex cookies
No thanks DADDIO!

>>21574412
I've come to the conclusion that I like Tim Tams much more than Penguins.

>>21574437
I'm going to fly to the UK with and pay a paki 50 yankee bucks to violate your asshole, innit.

>>21575126
ok mate

>>21575126
>oogie boogie rape gangs
You're listening to ghost stories, little lady. Or reading sensationalist headlines from one of your faggot 'news' sites. They're a rare occurrence, obviously. It's a great narrative to exaggerate, as I see on this board. However, they're pussies. It's all well and good cooking up your scenario, but I'd fight half a dozen or more at the same time as they're shitbags and are relatively feeble. That's the end of my observation.

>>21575145
Reported to ofcom for using an anxiety causing slur on a website currently in legal battle with the aformentioned goverment agency.
Kier Starmer will be at your residence shortly to execute you and replace you with 300 niggers.

>>21575238
Ohhhhhhh. I thought you were a Johnny Foreigner. Turns out that you're just a fucking failure that blames the actual Johnny Foreigners for your shortcomings. Fucking embarrassing mate. I'm sort of sorry that you're failing, it's more like pity but I wouldn't wish your decline on anyone. I'm helping to prop you up, if that's any consolation??

>>21575286
Yes zachy your truly carrying the entirety of the uk on your back and these paki's are just a figment of lesser men's imagination.

>>21575297
*you're truly (you are)
*pakis (not paki is)

>>21575309
Oh yeah, the whole 'licence' thing, or even better the whole 'loisense' thing. Imaginative and hilarious at the same time.

>>21575308
GOTTEM

>>21574293
Status? Creamed

>>21575313
Reported directly to Kier Starmer now for making fun of an accent ("loicense") which can be anxiety inducing. Proper super fucked now mate. ofcom is going to have your balls tickled by 14 Pakistanis and 4 or 5 Algerians. Proper rogering.

>>21574275 (OP)
Short bread creams > Monte Carlo > Kingston > Delta Cream > Orange Slice

>>21574275 (OP)
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOME ACTUAL GOOD SANDWICH COOKIES AND NOT JUST OREOS AND THE SAME BOTTOM OF THE BARREL STORE BRANDED COOKIES AT EVERY AMERICAN GROCERY STORE?!??!

>>21574275 (OP)
looks tasty
t. north american who only gets the chocolate hobknobs and timtams

>>21574456
Bump just to remind you that you’re still a cock sucker.
Thanks.