Thread 21574687

Dry Ramen Bros...

>>21574687 (OP)
Damn, you don't need to give me more reasons to eat my ramen raw.
BRB. Getting me four packages for breakfast because 'Dying in my sleep' isn't happening at this point.

>>21574687 (OP)
One less retard in the world

>>21574718
based ugly and grouchy Grinch

The death from eating three bags of uncooked ramen must be a sign of starvation and refeeding syndrome.

>>21574687 (OP)
Who the fuck eats dry ramen??

>>21574733
theres thin ramen coated with tasty msg laden powder and its fun to chew it

>>21574687 (OP)

I'm sure he died from that in the same way a few years ago accident victims with one arm and one leg missing died from covid...

>>21574733
Its kinda yummy. When you don't want soup and want something instant and have nothing else because you're poor

>>21574806
just dont be poor dumbass

>>21574733
who doesn't?

Someone post the city gif

>>21574687 (OP)
did they not drink any liquid,?

>>21574733
Probably a Burger cause they don't know what a kettle is.

>>21575005
Perhaps the liquid is what did them in, like birds eating rice at a wedding

>>21574687 (OP)
Shoulda crammed

>>21574727
he died from a small bowel obstruction, which are the most dangerous kind. it was basically a freak accident. he likely had undiagnosed underlying bowel issues.

Also he lived in a shithole where the doctors didn't suspect bowel obstruction and the delay in treatment killed him, since small intestine obstructions need immediate emergency treatment.

gif related: the emergency room in Egypt.

I ate it weeks ago. Was fine, just drink lots of water. Sapporo Ichiban soup packets suck on their own though.

imagine being so genetically worthless that 3 packets of ramen end your bloodline

>>21575258
Better than ending your bloodline because no woman will touch you, right my little basement dweller?

>>21574733
Some anime did it like 2 weeks prior to the incident so all the weebs are doing it.

Also it is nice and crunchy, the little bits that are broken off and miss the bowl are nice little treats while you wait for the water to heat up.

>>21575263
>projecting
oof
>>21575103
how have you never made ramen before? the noodles literally dont expand and are extremely soft, this kid only died because of stupid doctors and from living in a place where nobody takes health seriously

>>21575157
Then it would've obstructed his esophagus lol.

>>21574687 (OP)
He was from a rich family in a thirdoid country. You can find articles that say that the doctors thought it was poisoning.

Basically he was poisoned to death by someone in his family and it was bribed away. Typical thirdoid behaviour.

>>21575263
Plenty of worthless human beings produce young that live in absolute filth, or are injected with herion by their addict parents and die, or are killed by malnoutrition or raped by their adoptive parents

so frankly, you seen to be the one with a problem.

>>21574687 (OP)
Should've eaten a bag of Ppushu Ppushu instead

>>21574733
>all these ignorant cavemen
it's a semi-popular korean snack.
crunch up the dry ramen and sprinkle the flavour packet over it while you have a few beers.
it's the asian version of peanuts at a bar.

>>21575405
I wouldn't call ALL Koreans that

>>21575188
Ooh yes, we all want to see your masculine legs

>>21575177
egyptian people are all cute goats? auuhghh fuck mah dick
NOOOO

>>21575440
To me they look more like little femboy stick legs :3

>>21575452
To you, maybe. But then you've never been near a female

>>21574687 (OP)
This happened in Egypt where a kid ate three packets of IndogMeme noodles that was contaminated.
This is why you don't eat those cheap ass IndogMeme noodles.

>>21575456
why would I want to be near a female

>>21575502
>IndogMeme
Kek

>dies in 30 minutes after eating
>they called it "acute bowel obstruction"
i think it takes a lot longer than 30 minutes to die from constipation

>>21575452
Femboys are masculinity.

>>21574733
>>21574806
>>21574880
>>21575405
you guys arent actually talking about DRY as in you havent boiled it in water? you're supposed to boil it with the ingrediants so it becomes like noodles. you dont actually eat it uncooked do you? i cant be reading this right.

>>21575867
instant noodles are already cooked

>>21575878
but you're not eating them hard and dry surely? you're cooking them in water so they become noodles yes?

>>21575440
Sorry. My legs are dainty though dude

>>21575878
So is pasta but nobody eats it dry.

>>21575956
>So is pasta
No it isn't, pasta is just shaped then dried from raw dough. Ramen noodles are usually fried so they're actually cookied which is why they taste okay dry. If you try eating dry pasta it's too hard to really chew and it tastes unpleasant like raw starch. Dry ramen is more like eating chips or crackers.

>>21574806
If you're so fucking stupid poor you can't afford an alternative to dry fucking ramen, maybe you should just fucking die.

>>21575961
Microwave spaghetti or those mac and cheese thingies are usually precooked just like noodles. Yet nobody would eat that out of the box.

I'm obviously not talking about ravioli and the like which are clearly raw dough.

>>21575938
>>21575867
>>21574733
when I was in college or drunk Id eat them like crackers after shaking them in a bag with the seasoning. and other anon is right I usually did it because I was too drunk to cook and also when I was sick of soup cause poor and couldnt afford alot

>>21575981
dude break off a piece of uncooked ramen pack and youll instantly be able to tell how much more feasible it is to eat then dry spaghetti/mac n cheese noodles

>>21575981
>precooked
Probably boiled and then dried again so they don't have the same kind of crispy texture that something gets after frying.

>>21575938
The only time I've actually done it myself is when it was broken up into small pieces and used as part of a salad.
But I've seen other people eat the brick straight from the pack.

>>21575938
>>21575867
Stop being a little bitch and try it. Take a ramen noodle pack, break it up and eat some.
Its very similar to eating the crunchy noodles out of the can.

Im not sure whats so hard for you to fathom about this.
I used to do it 20 years ago when I wanted a snack and was too lazy to cook the ramen.

>>21574687 (OP)
how to make something nutritionally empty even more garbage. at least with the water you're rehydrating yourself from the salt bomb you just ingested

>>21576076
>too lazy to cook the ramen
Not taking advice from a lazy moron like you.

>>21575867
some people actually do eat it like that, but I personally wouldn't.

>>21575405
It is not "korean" you koreaboo imbecile. Koreans did not invent eating dry noodles it's done all over the world.

what about if you blanch your ramen by pouring boiling water through the brick until it's the consistency of a soggy biscuit and eating it like a sandwich?

>“Raw instant noodles are difficult to digest, which may cause obstruction or intestinal blockage that leads to abdominal pain, vomiting, and severe complications that might be fatal. They contribute to dehydration as they pull water from the digestive process. There are related risks of infection and inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract,”
Not a great way to go.

>>21576395
This story has nothing to do with free trade, it's an Indonesian company, and it manufactures its noodles in Egypt. So if anything it has to do with Egyptian food safety standards... ironically maybe protectionism played a part too since they are probably manufacturing locally due to some import restriction or some bullshit. So literally the opposite.

https://contactout.com/company/indomie-egypt-436256

>>21576066
There's a snack like that for kids in Australia. The barbecue ones were my favourite.

>>21576425
They aren't difficult to digest at all. They're basically potato chips. This is all a bullshit web of lies to cover up the total incompetence of the medical staff. A first year med student would have correctly diagnosed this shit. It's sad and pathetic. A kid died because the hospitals in Egypt are apparent staffed by mental toddlers. And they sent him to toxicology? For sudden onset pain a half hour after a meal? Literal retard shit. Fucking pathetic.

>>21575405
Also popular in Japan. I only see kids eating it though. Never tried it myself. I prefer eating it with hot water.

>>21574687 (OP)
I'm sure that was the sole reason and there was no other factors whatsoever

>>21576430
This is popular all around Asia. It seems like only Americans can't handle raw noodles?

>>21576425
This describes basically any food, really
>eat too much of it at once and it might be bad for you

>>21576466
they're not raw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>21576466
>A 13-year-old boy in Cairo reportedly died after consuming three packets of raw instant noodles.

Take a deep breath and center yourself.

>you're supposed to cook noodles in water so it can wash/boil away a lot of the additives and reduce the sodium
How does this make sense when it's bathing in the very water it was cooked in? Shit just dilutes into the water, which you also ingest.

>>21574733
>>21575867
>>21576466
It's common in American jail culture to eat dry noodles, basically it's just like chips when it's all you can get. Some people get more creative with it

>>21575805

3 packs of instant ramen expands to more than double your bodyweight, he died by exploding.

>>21577145
>Shit just dilutes into the water, which you also ingest.

No you don't. You eat the noodles and pour the liquid into the toilet.

>>21577170
This is not a majority use case.

>>21574733
>Who the fuck eats dry ramen??
People in jail. They walk around the pod munching on the shit like it's a bag of chips.

>>21574733
hahaha y-yeah indeed, who??

>>21575867>>21574806>>21576449>>21577207

I was going to mention this lol. People in prison will slam the bag on the floor a few times to break it, sprinkle the seasoning on them and eat it like fritos. but you also must understand they create hot ramen with pork rinds in it to be like fake chicken. they just do whatever in there to make believe.

>>21574733
Me. I crush up a bag and add the spices and it's basically like a bag of chips in terms of calories, except more salt.

>>21576205
Interesting, the man with 0 reading comprehension thinks his opinion is worthwhile.

I did this really blazed a decade ago, but I have access to clean tap water.

>>21576533
unboiled*

rumour in primary school was that it would give you worms

>>21574733
me when I'm drunk

>>21575000
this happened two days before the episode aired

>>21574733
my dad taught me to eat dry ramen when i was a wee lad, about 25 years ago or so

>>21578083
i don't remember this episode of nichijou

I was vegan, back when my life mattered to me at all. It mattered what I did, even if for the most part what any one individual does doesn't matter, everything you do has little effects like for one I didn't really feel like hanging around people who just don't care about things in general but you also influence the people around you to some extent at least. I ended up homeless though so fuck it

I've never had Ramen

>>21575405
>it's a semi-popular korean snack.

>>21578132
Fuck off, pedo.

>>21575283
Daily life of the immortal king? That was actually pretty tight for being chinese

>>21578611
stop projecting on yourself, jew boy

>>21574733
This chick

>>21574733
The only person I knew who ate dry ramen was this girl I knew in high school. Went over to her house after making friends at school and she showed me her "hack," which was to crush up the ramen in the package and then add the seasoning to the ramen bits, which she ate while we watched a movie. Then she put her hand down her pants and made me smell it.

>>21579051
did it smell like ramen

>>21574687 (OP)
There’s no way it dehydrated him that fast… right?

>>21579062
No. Even with the amount of sodium it's not enough to kill you. Intestinal obstruction just from this one meal seems unlikely too as that takes a long time to happen and become that severe.

Maybe he had some kind of medical condition if it wasn't some kind of food poisoning, and it was just an unfortunate incident.

Or he could've been having problems with his digestive system for a long time and this is just what happens. The same thing happened to Simply Sara not that long ago. She had intestinal issues going on for a long time with blockage, got really sick one night, and then died shortly after. I had a family member almost die to the same thing and I've seen another /ck/ poster mention similar things with people they know as well.

People ignore being in pain all the time or they get told it's not that serious, and then it just suddenly progresses very quickly into something that becomes life threatening. It's possible the kid did have an intestinal obstruction but it wouldn't be from one meal, if that's what happened it was probably going on for a while and unfortunately he didn't get the proper care for it.

>>21579058
A little bit I guess, just smelled like a day of crotch sweat.

>>21579109
what flavor of ramen?

>>21579117
Maruchan chicken, but she ate the ramen with a spoon so you'd need to smell the fact and not the fingers for the chicken smell

>>21576343
He's not saying Koreans invented the act of eating dry noodles, he's talking about picrel where they turned it into its own kind of snack, incentivizing you to crush it up, add the sauce packet, and shake the bag to mix it.

>>21579385
>not 15 cents
Not my childhood

>>21579270
>bulgogi flavor
Fuck yeah, man. I think I had an expired one of those lying around somewhere. I actually liked those better than the BBQ packs I usually got.

>>21579392
I can't really get them where I'm from, but I ocasionally go to Korea for work. Last time I brought home a bunch of different flavours, they had teokbokki, bbq like you said, bulgogi, yangnyeom chicken and even some squid game butter grilled squid meme flavor.
Man I miss Korean convenience store snacks

>>21574806
>Its kinda yummy

>>21579051
I saw my black friend do it and was mortified because at the time I didn't know the noodles were precooked

>>21579391
nta but when I was a kid ramen was like 10 or 15 cents at Walmart but the corner corner store charged 25/30 cents a pack

>>21579051
Holy shit Niikura is real

>>21578083
i feel yuko would do this

>>21578083
Why did this give me an erection?

>>21578083
tldr. japan "people" has weaponized pica to brainwash western youth