Thread 21575089

Does /ck/ fuck with Little Caesars (aka Little Squeezers)?

I like that they do a 12 inch pepperoni for £5.99

>deez-a, deez-a!
wdhmbt

>>21575089 (OP)
It mogs Dominos and similar chains, nothing beats crazy bread and the Hot N Ready business model is genius

>>21575089 (OP)
‘zel ‘za is pretty good

>fuck with
Does it get more ghey than this? I cannot fathom

>>21575153
Fuck off faggot

>>21575089 (OP)
No I don’t - I like frozen pizzas which I eat pretty regularly and if I want to get an occasional “real” pie I order from an actual pizzeria .. there’s really never any occasion for me to ever get involved with any of those bargain pizza joints

>>21575168
Oooh do you 'fuck with' pizza? Actually I reckon it will be "'za" which is eternally more faggoty

>>21575089 (OP)
I stopped eating fast food months ago but this and Jersey Mikes are the only places I miss.

>>21575089 (OP)
I do like it but I got heartburn the last few times I ate it whereas other chains + local places never give me heartburn.

>>21575267
>he doesn’t fuck with za
never even began

>>21575089 (OP)
>Does /ck/ fuck with Little Caesars (aka Little Squeezers)?
I fucks with little skeezers. Once a week I'll walk down and get some for dinner

>>21575293
>I have a fave flave of vape
>I have a fave bbc
Thumbs up!

>>21575089 (OP)
no but i like the edit where he's a fat lady

>>21575311
does he have fat tits?

>>21575304
the amount of time you’ve lost from typing the whole word must be outrageous. YOLO, stay focused on what matters chief

>>21575089 (OP)
There's very few American restaurants where I feel like I'm getting genuine value for what I pay anymore.

Little Caesar's always feels like a good deal to me, which is far different than the big pizza delivery joints these days.

If you load it up, you're looking at like $30 bucks for a large 'za at the main places. Little Caesars is like 10... maybe 15 if you want them to fully load it and do a lot of custom shit.

Little Caesar's is solid. Everyone knows it's not the best pizza, but it's certainly the best pizza at that price. Way better than frozen and not that inferior to Dominos.

Yeah, I fuck with Caesar's if you're poor and you DON'T fuck with Caesar's you're missing out.

Plus I'm always sucker for a Roman mascot, I don't know, it just seems cool.

>>21575289
I'm pretty sure pizza heartburn just comes from eating too much damn pizza. Rather than half a large, just have a couple slices next time.

>the amount of time
Shit, are you typing with one chopstick taped to your head? How much time do you quantify you've saved with your faggot abbreviations?

>>21575330
decades

>>21575345
You probably haven't even lived decades, wee man

They're kinda expensive now without the deals but sometimes the deals are good. Right now you can get two 1 topping pizzas for $10.

Once a month, I get a deep dish pep, well done. I sit in my boxers and play skyrim and chug whiskey and beer.

Oh boy, here he comes.

>>21575089 (OP)
I eat it a lot cause my friends know a guy and get hooked up with free pizzas all the time, it's a fucking rip off when I buy it myself though it's like $20 for 2 hot n readys.

>>21575408
cute

>>21575089 (OP)
As a $6 pizza they're pretty awesome. That's around the price of frozen pizzas.

>>21575448
>t. virginal self-denying gaylord whose penis will ever have contact with another human

>>21575089 (OP)
I fuck with Lil skeezies every now and then. Its still cheap as fuck and sometimes Im just hungry and tired and will get myself $6 Hot n Nasty on my way home from work.

i think it's the most accurately priced pizza. gets the job done. for that, im loyal for life.

I haven't spilled spaghetti in a while. They need to bring back the Big! Big! Bucket of spaghetti.

>>21575521
>renders olive garden obsolete in your path

>>21575139
Dominos shits dogshit diarrhea all over Little Caesars, what the fuck are you smoking?

>>21575089 (OP)
Best thing they have is the garlic bread. I stopped going though when some nigger took a bite out of one of the pieces of my garlic bread in my box, after I opened it when getting home. They proceeded to go out of business around a year later.

>>21575985
I can only imagine what kind of unholy abomination sits beneath that lid.

>>21575273
#9 on parm, mikes way hold the onion

maybe

Its good, but does not reheat well at all.

>>21575089 (OP)
we fucks hard with tha shi

>>21575993
Big..big spaghettis of course...
Big, Big flavor

>>21575089 (OP)
fuck yeah i even have some cheese jalapeno sauce in the fridge from last order.

anyone who doesnt fw cesar is by default a homosexual

/thread

>>21575089 (OP)
Its been 15+ years since ive eaten little ceasars
They are only in shitty neighborhoods so I wont go out of my way to buy it. I dont want poverty hands touching my food

>>21575089 (OP)
I don't get the hate towards it. I ordered from them a few times when I visited Canada last year, and its pretty good. Not amazing. Not great. But good.

My local Little Caesars doesn't do Hot-N-Readys anymore. If you order, even a regular pepperoni pizza, it's a 20 minute wait.

little faggot pizza is literally slop made for poor brown people. the only people I see eat there are fat fucked up looking landwhales and spics

>>21576095
>My local Little Caesars doesn't do Hot-N-Readys anymore.

The one near where I live is run by fuckups so I never go there but the one near where I work, charges $12.00 for a Hot-N-Ready?

>>21575139
>nothing beats crazy bread

Step aside.

>>21575089 (OP)
Best sauce, sctually bright and tangy. Old Papa Kohns was the other end of what it ought to be.

>>21575089 (OP)
>squeezers
Does anyone else get medium/small but numerous pebble shits when eating chain pizzas? They usually come out cleanly too.

>>21576373
all the time, i roll them in the palm of my hands and put then on my shelf in the mirror cabinet

>>21576373
I meant after

>>21575092
slut

>>21576373
Yes, I have also noticed this phenomenon.

Anyone been to the Little Caesar Palace Museum?
>>21576057
That pic cuts out the best part.

>>21575089 (OP)
I remember when they were good.

>>21575089 (OP)

I used to order the pretzel crust pizza and dip it in the garlic sauce and it was pretty f’n good ngl.

But then I became ingredient conscious and found out it’s just s0ybean oil slop

>>21575415
Peak comfy

>>21575089 (OP)
dominos is better to me, but thats just cuz the dominos near me puts in that fucking work

Not since I stopped being fat.

>>21576811
>little caesars museum

america everyone lmao

>>21577144
retard

Are these any good

>>21575089 (OP)
i will say its easy to get free food from there sometimes. just park outside of one, i had a worker come up and say "thin and crispy?", which i replied no to, then he looked upset. they're trying to give the food away. i know another guy that eats all the old pizza at the end of the shift because he knows someone there. also, you can grab a soda out the fridge if you're sneaky enough without paying right as you leave.

>>21577151
>NOT MY HECKING ZA MUSEUM

>>21577184
No

>>21576811
mogs pizza hut every time

I almost needed surgery when I was 13 because of how bad I got constipated after eating just two slices of Little Caesars. That being said, I think they're pretty good now.

>>21577144
That's right!

I like their Detroit style and thin crust. The thin crust is worth a try if you like Domino's thin and crispy.

>>21575089 (OP)
Detroit here.
Love some Little Skeezers.
Crazy bread is the shit.

>>21575089 (OP)
Only white trash and ghetto people eat lil Caesars. It is barely food. $6 for a pizza to feed yo kids. May as well just "cook" ramen noodles and a bologna sandwich.
Every neighborhood has a local pizza place that uses real ingredients and is always busy. Might cost you $27 for a large though.
This is a quad cities pizza. Ask for triangles. I've always hated the thin strips.

>>21577638
classist, racist, ableist all in one paragraph. do better

it's pronounced Caesar

presented without comment

>>21577638
>2.5 cups bread flour, 1/4 cup of tomato sauce, and 1 cup of shredded mozzarella cheese isn't real unless it costs $30
this is the most retarded board I visit

>>21575089 (OP)
I used to. Now you can get better pizza at dominios for the same price or pretty close with this coupon thats been on the top of their website for at least over a year
>inb4 shill

>>21575089 (OP)
Little Ceasars 90s ads were amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkKHsdKCG8Q

>>21577638
It's the perfect thing to feed kids that have zero sense of taste. A good local pizza is no more or less healthy either way. Why spend 4-5 times as much to feed a bunch of little goblins? It's not the best tasting pizza out there, but it's better than most any frozen one, and it's fine having 1-2 slices myself. And if you're an adult who even mildly cares about your health and weight, you probably shouldn't be eating more than a few slices a month anyway. Sure, if I'm the one craving pizza, I'll spring for really nice one, or more often just make one at home.

>>21577959
i read the first sentence and dismissed this post as pure hogwash. also probably written by a woman (biological or "otherwise")

>>21577959
1 or two slices a month? Wtf faggot
If Ima get a Lil Skeeskees Hot n Bothered pizza Im gonna eat at least half of that bitch in one go.

All I know is, that they are the official 'za of the NFL
That's enough for me

>>21578041
>Ima
>Lil Skeeskees
>half of that bitch
This is the gayest post I'll read today. Wiggers are so fucking cringey. I can imagine what a little faggot he is

>>21575089 (OP)
The cheese they use has so little fat in it that it makes the whole pizza taste bland.

>>21578260
Fuck off, pedo

>>21577638
Here in SE Michigan, Little Caesar's is our local pizza joint.

>>21575089 (OP)
The food:$$ ratio is unbeatable, and for what you pay the quality is fine. the drawback to these pros is that the stores are constantly filled with basketball americans looking to feed their brood for $10.

>>21579603
>he stores are constantly filled
You actually go inside the stores? Weird.

>>21579612
>pay $20 for a $6 pizza and wait for 30-40 min
>pay $6 for a $6 pizza and be there and back in 15 min
yeah, I go inside

>>21579628
You sound pretty retarded

>>21575089 (OP)
Literally better than any other pizza chain

This thread has made me feel like fucking with Little Caesars soon..its been a while.

>>21579603
Depends where you are I guess. Whenever I go there might be one person inside..maybe. Havent run into any hordes of future doctors at mine, except the ones behind the counter. But hey.. its like $6 I dont care.

>>21575089 (OP)
I get a Lunch Combo 2 or 3 times a month. It's OK.