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Anonymous No.21577036 >>21577051 >>21577240
Go buy an egg McMuffin, right now
Anonymous No.21577051 >>21577055
>>21577036 (OP)
No. My body is a temple, your food is a money exchanging jew
Anonymous No.21577052
Sure you want to loan me 10 bucks?
Anonymous No.21577055 >>21577163
>>21577051
>My body is a temple
and yet you choose to let it waste away browsing this website. curious!
Anonymous No.21577057 >>21577234
I had a dream once that I went to McDonald's to get some egg McMuffins and orange juice for my handsome bf who had a bad hangover, so I could nurse him back to health. Then I woke up and realized I don't have a bf or egg McMuffins, and that I live alone.
Anonymous No.21577163 >>21577174
>>21577055
If your body takes physical damage from you browsing the webb, you might have radon gas in your walls
Anonymous No.21577174
>>21577163
>sitting on your ass 14 hours/day doesn't do damage to your body
inb4 "i-i'm not here that long!"
Anonymous No.21577234
>>21577057
just this morning i woke up next to my hungover bf and made him breakfast but i would never feed him a slop from mcdonald
Anonymous No.21577240
>>21577036 (OP)
those little breads get hard as fuck unless you order at like 8 in the morning to get the hot fluffy version of it. and use the app. next time they give me a hard one i'm going karen on them.