Thread 21577073

/vg/ - Vodka General
Gren apple vodka is the best vodka on God's green earth. Don't matter the brand to be dusu.

How is this shit so good?

>>21577073 (OP)
>smirnoff
what are you, 12?

>>21577075
idk bro
>>21577079
in awe and whim, definitely

also, tito's is the best generic vodka ever

>>21577073 (OP)
With the help of an alcohol dilution calculator you can extend a single bottle of Everclear into a month's work of vodka at least. For any alcoholics on a budget, it's a Godsend.

>>21577136
thanks anon

>>21577136
>alcohol dilution calculator
Why the fuck would I need that

>>21577073 (OP)
Best vodka is the cheapest one.

>>21577073 (OP)
the watermelon and cucumber is pretty good for seducing basic white bitches

>>21577214
>seducing
explain anon... im curious what you mean...

>>21577168
Because otherwise you risk overdiluting

>>21577222
You know, like when someone wants to have sex with you, but they're nervous, so they want a drink first. Or they just prefer the thrill of sex when they're dancing-on-tables drunk.

Maybe you don't know.

Isn't green apple vodka the juice in the much-maligned appletini? Or is that some liqueur? I don't know, I've never had one or made one.

>>21577252
do you also partake in the drinking?

>>21577136
Cheap vodka can have more unit alcohol per dollar. But 190 proof does mean fewer trips to the store.

For cheap vodka, I like Platinum 7x, the poor-man's SKYY. Not for people that are embarassed to buy liquor in plastic handles, though.

>>21577264
>fewer trips to the store
For an alcoholic that's always a huge plus because nothing is more humiliating than buying vodka at 9am sharp on a Tuesday morning because otherwise you'll be shaking too much to get any work done

>>21577261
are you trying to get me drunk, anon?

>>21577075
>>21577073 (OP)
Smirnoff Is bad
Start with Zubrowka (and stay with it if you like it)

>>21577075
this slaps