Thread 21577508

>Man, having celiac disease sucks! I sure do miss all the tasty gluten snacks I used to eat!
>big dick Quinn swings into your path, knocking you over and arousing you immensely
We are in a golden age for intestinal-villi-cels

>>21577508 (OP)
I can be a fecal transplant donor for you if you'd like

>>21577512
With a snack selection like this, there's no need!

>>21577508 (OP)
Ion get it, isn’t the cracker exterior got made of dough in it?

>>21577854
They make the dough out of rice and legumes and tubers instead of icky gluten poison slop

>>21577508 (OP)
Imagine not being able to eat something, that humans have eaten for literally thousands of years. You are a genetic dead end, and it is a shame that our society coddles people like you, instead of letting you shit yourselves to death before you can reproduce and spread your inferior mutant genes. I scoff at you.

>>21577863
>laughs in gluten free MINT oreos, not just normal ones but MINT ones even
Every oreo I eat is a testament to man's triumph over nature

>>21577881
>Liking mint Oreos
Please kill yourself

You need a scoop of my poop inside you OP

>>21577932
>mogged and pogged on the 'log by my gluten free thin mints

is all of /ck/ as cringe as this?

>>21578012
>t.

Based thread. Post more gluten free kino.

For me, its canyon bakehouse honey white bread. It's the only gluten free sliced bread that isn't shit or tiny. The entire udis brand can burn in hell.

>>21577863
Smarter people than you will cure celiac disease.

>>21578032
You really just have to toast all gluten free bread, it makes it way more palatable. I even toast bread for normal sandwiches and let it cool back down to room temp.

Pic unrel, but these little faggots of breaded vegan chicken are a staple for me, I eat them with rice and pickled onion

>>21577508 (OP)
my sister went gluten free cuz she has some stomach problems and she's introduced me to all kinds of goodies
>https://www.walgreens.com/store/c/heavenly-hunks-gluten-free-cookie-oatmeal-chocolate-chip/ID=300422650-product
if you have sugar cravings this is a really good way to satiate them.
>https://giantfood.com/product/glutino-gluten-free-fudge-flavored-covered-pretzels-5.5-oz-bag/191182
i actually discovered these because the movie theatre at the mall had them as an option and I can never say no to chocolate covered pretzels. i ate the whole bag and felt like I could have eaten another if I had one.