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Anonymous No.21578759 >>21578817 >>21578820 >>21578844 >>21578851 >>21578852 >>21579129 >>21581392
Uncrustable Conspiracy
The uncrustables I buy from Wawa have much more peanutbutter and jelly than the ones I buy from the grocery store.
Anonymous No.21578817
>>21578759 (OP)
because they're 5 years older.
Anonymous No.21578820
>>21578759 (OP)
These are for kids.
Anonymous No.21578844 >>21578884
>>21578759 (OP)
What a terrible product. Who the fuck is too lazy to make a 3 ingredient sandwich using shelf-stable ingredients any gas station has. You can buy white bread, peanut butter, and jelly EVERYWHERE.
What a fucking joke.
Anonymous No.21578851 >>21579958
>>21578759 (OP)
Uncrustables are alright if you're a kid or have kids, but I much prefer a real sandwich to those quirky frozen uncrusted things. Hell, a microwavable chicken sandwich is a step up from Uncrustables, more so if you toss in some lettuce.
Anonymous No.21578852
>>21578759 (OP)
I've noticed a big difference in the quality of the same brand of chips when shopping at a cheaper vs more expensive grocery store.
Anonymous No.21578881 >>21579900 >>21580035
poorfags seething itt about not being able to afford uncrustables
you hate to see it
Anonymous No.21578884 >>21579903
>>21578844
I buy 8 dollar egg salad sandwiches from vending machines all the time. There's a point where your income exceeds your needs and anything below a certain price point may as well be free.
Anonymous No.21579129 >>21579959
>>21578759 (OP)
I had these for school lunches often and they were always borderline frozen, so good. They were plump too.
Anonymous No.21579900
>>21578881
Yes, that's what's happening here. These wonderful pockets of fresh and natural ingredients are simply out of our price range. We covet them SO MUCH!!

How astute of you. I think you also post the same thing when we shit on Lunchables.
>So jealous that their moms didn't pack them a $2 box of cheese and crackers instead of a nutritious, homemade lunch with plenty of variety.

Fucking troll faggot.
Anonymous No.21579903 >>21579987
>>21578884
That's sad. You're not winning at life if you're eating vending machine egg salad. I don't even believe you.
Anonymous No.21579958
>>21578851
They have these st work and they are the most vile looking things
Anonymous No.21579959
>>21579129
same here, damn near every day of elementary school and pretty often during summer those years. forgetting to take one out of the freezer and microwaving it to make a kinda hot pb & j feels so nostalgic now even though i doubt it’d taste good
Anonymous No.21579987
>>21579903
I don't either. But if I go postal you can be assured of the vending machine sandwich peddlers' fate.
Anonymous No.21580035
>>21578881
Anonymous No.21581392
>>21578759 (OP)
I don't enjoy eating shit so i've never eaten them. I'll take your word on it.