Thread 21579235

Mmm. There’s nothing like a pizza bagel.

>>21579235 (OP)
I was going to say that's a lot of cheese, but I've had bagels with more cream cheese than that.

>>21579235 (OP)
I made a home made spaghetti sauce that was super good, but ended up using the majority of it to make a shit ton of pizza bagels that I ate all at once when I was drunk because I'm a fat fucking pig man. I'm talking like 20 bagels man.

>>21579320
sounds like a good night to me!

Wait this is takeout? Kek

>>21579410
what’s wrong with that?

>>21579320
I see nothing wrong here. You are an innocent pig man.

>>21579235 (OP)
Honestly that's a revolting amount of cheese. I get that it's a "pizza" bagel but I'd scrape half of that off.

>>21580850
What a dainty little fairy you are

>>21580854
It's called being judicious with your food preparation. I'm sorry that you haven't yet grown up.

>>21580859
Whatever you say, you little twink

>>21580850
I'm sorry to tell you, but you're wrong on this one bud.

>>21579235 (OP)
I would say pizza is somewhat like a pizza bagel

>>21579651
looks like some of early cooking failures. Who pays for this shit?

not a fan of the fruit sauce, I'm more of a garlic onion cheese and oil guy

>>21581020
No one cares that you know tomatoes are fruits. It doesn't make you seem intelligent to mention trivial knowledge that almost everyone has.

if putting cheese and tomatoes on anything makes it pizza why isn't lasagna called pizza pasta

>>21581064
>cheese on lasagna
How’s life in flyover land?

>>21581073
>Ricotta isn't cheese
How's life in Mr. Terry's special ed class?

>>21579235 (OP)
Bag’Zah

>>21581108
>ricotta in lasagne
Which trailer park?

>>21581073
it’s definitely an American thing.

>>21581108
It is and it doesn’t belong in lasagna unless you’re a 1950’s soccer mom

>>21581116
I only visit the trailer park when your mom asks me to come over, which is pretty often but I still don't remember the name of it.
>>21581118
American Italian > Italian. We specialize in taking popular European dishes and making them better. Proof: fattest country on earth.

>>21579235 (OP)
nice

>>21579235 (OP)
Needs hot sauce or oregano or something.

>>21584709
Retard

>>21584900
No, I'm right. Got any more creative insults?

Another day, another pizza bagel

That’s the thing of it, pizza on a bagel means you can have pizza any time.

>>21585040
Pizza? On a bagel?
When would you ever eat that?

Why the fuck would you order a pizza bagel? That's some shit we'd have for dinner so the kids can help make their own how they want. That's some shit you drunkenly slap together at 2am.

>>21585142
We are all marveling at your senescent maturity and extremely classy behavior. The drunken slapping in particular impressed me with its refinement and class. Truly, you are a man who has evolved beyond the pizza bagel.

>>21585142
>That's some shit ... that's some shit
Learn some new phrases, anon.

this thread inspired me to make pizza bagels

>>21585142
That's the thing of it. When pizza's on bagel you can have pizza any time.

>>21585841
Prove it.

>>21585846
oh it’s the thing huh? is that so???

>>21579235 (OP)
Where do you even get these at? It’s not like Dunkin Donuts or Einstein Bros has them.