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Anonymous !!ncQxnCf2R5r No.21581270 [Report] >>21581277 >>21581278 >>21581281 >>21581402 >>21581446 >>21581838 >>21582222 >>21582563 >>21584572 >>21585699 >>21588347 >>21589151 >>21590792 >>21591098
Beat this deal
Costco ft.long+ refillable soda $1.50
Anonymous No.21581277 [Report] >>21581348 >>21581409 >>21581628 >>21582175 >>21585710 >>21590759
>>21581270 (OP)
at that same costco fill up a cart with anything I want and bolt out the door = priceless
Anonymous No.21581278 [Report]
>>21581270 (OP)
Ooh I'd better sign up. Can you link me the page broski? Brobro?
Anonymous No.21581281 [Report]
>>21581270 (OP)
Saving $1.50 and putting towards groceries
Anonymous No.21581282 [Report]
seems like a good deal until you remember how sick you feel afterwards.
Anonymous !!ncQxnCf2R5r No.21581348 [Report]
>>21581277
Anonymous No.21581402 [Report] >>21581458 >>21581768 >>21585656
>>21581270 (OP)
OP... bad news that's not a foot long dog, so your dick is not 6 inches it's 3.
Anonymous No.21581409 [Report]
>>21581277
u won’t
Anonymous No.21581446 [Report] >>21581452 >>21581462
>>21581270 (OP)
Sure, take that $1.50 and buy a pack of 12 hot dogs instead. Boom. Now you have 12 dogs instead of 1. Boom. Better deal.
Anonymous No.21581452 [Report] >>21581516
>>21581446
>pack of hotdogs: $1.50
>need to buy a stove: $500
>need to rent: $1500
>need gas: $100
vs
>costco hotdog and soda: $1.50
hmm
Anonymous !!ncQxnCf2R5r No.21581458 [Report]
>>21581402
O hell no!!
Anonymous !!ncQxnCf2R5r No.21581462 [Report] >>21581468
>>21581446
Show me where I can buy 12 hot dogs for $1.50 what do you live in Ethiopia or something
Anonymous No.21581468 [Report] >>21581505 >>21581509 >>21581510 >>21581726 >>21585716
>>21581462
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Bar-S-America-39-s-Favorite-Franks-12-Oz/10290749?wl13=1071&selectedSellerId=0&wmlspartner=wlpa
Anonymous !!ncQxnCf2R5r No.21581505 [Report] >>21584459
>>21581468
Only eat all beef Nathan's or hebrew.
Anonymous !!ncQxnCf2R5r No.21581509 [Report]
>>21581468
I was just at Walmart today and I didn't see that deal anyway what are they expired. That's 8.3 cents per hot dog
Anonymous No.21581510 [Report]
>>21581468
>subscription option for hotdogs
what in the fuck
Anonymous No.21581516 [Report] >>21581520 >>21581522
>>21581452
>stick and a campfire: free
Anonymous No.21581520 [Report] >>21581538
>>21581516
>bail for making an illegal campfire and conspiracy to commit arson: $20k
Anonymous No.21581522 [Report]
>>21581516
but then you gotta fight off bears and homeless when they try and steal your food
Anonymous No.21581538 [Report] >>21581542
>>21581520
The homeless cook weiners in makeshift fires under the bridge near my house all the time and they never ever get in trouble. Once I saw a few feral homeless roasting a canada goose under the bridge. They get away with everything.
Anonymous No.21581542 [Report] >>21581562
>>21581538
cant get blood from a stone, therefore, you cant get monies from a homeless
Anonymous No.21581562 [Report] >>21581586 >>21581591 >>21581731
>>21581542
If I caught, killed, roasted, and ate a canada goose in public I would be arrested and probably do jail time for animal cruelty or something. But the ferals can do whatever they want. It isn't fair.
Anonymous No.21581586 [Report]
>>21581562
Just become homeless bro. Then you can take all the geese you want and roast them and live like a king.
Anonymous No.21581591 [Report] >>21581644
>>21581562
Lol get fucked slave. Keep paying for your replacement.
Anonymous No.21581628 [Report] >>21581720
>>21581277
can’t confirm. my friend tried shoplifting one thing from costco (after not being allowed to buy it because he was using his aunt’s card or something) and it was not successful
Anonymous No.21581644 [Report] >>21581650
>>21581591
Fuck you. Why do they get to forage for wild game and I can't? Just because they're from Guatemala or some other shithole doesn't give them the right to catch and cook wild urban game.
Anonymous No.21581650 [Report] >>21581662
>>21581644
Bro you don't want to eat city geese. They are full of parasites and eat trash. You have to hunt wild geese, which you can do
Anonymous No.21581662 [Report]
>>21581650
Ohhhh but I do. They're so plentiful they've become a nuisance, they provide a lot of meat, and proper preperation and cooking makes the meat perfectly safe to eat. They don't eat trash. The fuckers eat tons and tons of grass and other greens.
Anonymous No.21581691 [Report] >>21582166
I told /biz/ I'm going to start using the Costco hot dog as an economic indicator. Mentions of it have increased so much, that I think it has to show that more and more people are struggling.

>t. Costco member for 5 years and never once wanted that hot dog
Anonymous No.21581720 [Report] >>21582080 >>21584483
>>21581628
I’m sure your virgin friend surrendered the moment they put up a fight. Me and my crew? Not so much.
Anonymous No.21581726 [Report]
>>21581468
So not Costco at all? Gross
Anonymous No.21581731 [Report] >>21581860
>>21581562
You make assumptions. You can do whatever anyone else can do. Like in 'The Edge': "What one man can do, another can do."

You're a fucking bitch.
Anonymous No.21581768 [Report] >>21582467
>>21581402
In Walmart earlier this summer. Package of 8 foot longs. For convenience, they put foot long buns next to it, 6 per.
Anonymous No.21581838 [Report] >>21584597
>>21581270 (OP)
It's not a foot long
Anonymous No.21581860 [Report]
>>21581731
I'm making an educated guess. Housed people get arrested all the time where I live for fucking with geese. Unhoused individuals and Chinese tourists can do whatever they want to the geese and not face any legal issues. I've seen Chinese tourists snatching up goslings by the armful while the geese mommas lose their shit. All so the chinnmen and their women can record chinktok videos swinging little goslings around while laughing as they kick at the momma goose trying to protect her young. And this is in crowded parks and no one says shit to the chinapeople because they're scared of being recorded racistly harassing poor chinafolx who are just expressing their culture of hating animals.
Anonymous No.21582080 [Report]
>>21581720
best of luck to your gang
Anonymous No.21582166 [Report]
>>21581691
>my financial advisor mentioned Costco hot dogs
CHD index flashing red, I went all to cash
Anonymous No.21582175 [Report] >>21589195
>>21581277
their theft prevention is extensive, they cross check and sign off every receipt from cashier to exit
Anonymous No.21582222 [Report]
>>21581270 (OP)
Costco food is a meme, it's not really filling and it makes you feel hungry 1 hour after you eat it.
Anonymous No.21582467 [Report]
>>21581768
Get 4 packs of buns and 3 packs of sausages. Eat hotdogs for days.
Anonymous No.21582563 [Report] >>21582758
>>21581270 (OP)
All restaurants should do this. Buy a yearly membership to filter out the normies and then the food is practically free.
Anonymous No.21582758 [Report] >>21587460
>>21582563
You don't need a membership to eat at Costco
Anonymous No.21584450 [Report]
bump
Anonymous No.21584459 [Report]
>>21581505
oy vey
Anonymous No.21584483 [Report]
>>21581720
>they
Fucking retard.
Anonymous No.21584550 [Report]
Beef hotdogs are disgusting and Costco food is only good to people who didn't grow up eating proper food. You just outed yourself as poor white trash. How embarrassing for you.
Anonymous No.21584572 [Report]
>>21581270 (OP)
You can basically buy 2lbs of rice for that same price, that will be ~3500 calories.

this dog and soda aint a good deal also as someone pointed out you wont be feeling good after eating it
Anonymous No.21584597 [Report]
>>21581838
it is when it comes out the other end
Anonymous No.21585656 [Report] >>21585658
>>21581402
My dick may be 3 inches but it smells like a foot
Anonymous No.21585658 [Report]
>>21585656
Hah. Thas funni
Anonymous No.21585699 [Report]
>>21581270 (OP)
$1.50 for watered down syrup and i gotta throw this disgusting dog in the trash can
Anonymous No.21585710 [Report]
>>21581277
Im white, I cant relate to this post in the least
Anonymous No.21585716 [Report] >>21589030
>>21581468
Those are far and away the worst fucking hot dogs you can buy, and that's seriously saying something. Boomers with no sense of taste and smell but those cause theyre "just fine" and then nobody fucking eats them because they aren't fine they're fuckin disgusting
Anonymous No.21587460 [Report] >>21588983
>>21582758
You do where I live. Can’t even get in the door without a membership card
Anonymous No.21588347 [Report]
>>21581270 (OP)
https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Fresh-Purpose-Flour-Pack/dp/B0D181XRLD

costco trash 820 calories ÷ $1.50 = 546.67 calories per dollar
amazon trash 6,600 ÷ $3.02 ≈ 2,185 calories per dollar.

4x better deal
Anonymous No.21588983 [Report]
>>21587460
pro tip: let your membership expire and just flash the card at the person who’s supposed to check it. they’re not gonna hunt you down to make sure, they don’t want those kinda problems.
Anonymous No.21589027 [Report]
and being surrounded by Indians at costco means their smell adds some free spice to your hot dog
Anonymous No.21589030 [Report]
>>21585716
They are good bait for catching channel catfish though
Anonymous No.21589151 [Report]
>>21581270 (OP)
in Australia it's half the size and costs $8
get me out of this third world banana republic
Anonymous No.21589195 [Report] >>21589200
>>21582175
My lolbert lawyer uncle refuses to stop for the Costco wagies checking receipts. Makes me laugh every time I go there with him. He has a membership and he has never stolen anything in his life. But when they ask him to stop so they can inspect the receipt he just keeps going while saying "You can't detain me, call the police if you think I'm stealing" and they fucking seethe.
Anonymous No.21589200 [Report]
>>21589195
based uncle
Anonymous No.21590759 [Report] >>21591055
>>21581277
>bolt out
They have multiple people checking the exits and if you leave without getting a receipt checked they'll probably track you with every camera and send the cops after you
Anonymous No.21590792 [Report] >>21590959
>>21581270 (OP)
>he didn't ask for the fresh onions at the counter
Anonymous No.21590954 [Report]
>tfw no onions
Anonymous !!ncQxnCf2R5r No.21590959 [Report]
>>21590792
I didn't know or would have
Anonymous No.21591055 [Report]
>>21590759
I’m still the same anon. no one in this scenario is any match for my youthful stride
Anonymous No.21591098 [Report] >>21591282
>>21581270 (OP)
Not being fat.
Anonymous !!ncQxnCf2R5r No.21591282 [Report]
>>21591098
Didn't eat the bun don't eat bread other than keto