Thread 21581270

Costco ft.long+ refillable soda $1.50

>>21581270 (OP)
at that same costco fill up a cart with anything I want and bolt out the door = priceless

>>21581270 (OP)
Ooh I'd better sign up. Can you link me the page broski? Brobro?

>>21581270 (OP)
Saving $1.50 and putting towards groceries

seems like a good deal until you remember how sick you feel afterwards.

>>21581270 (OP)
OP... bad news that's not a foot long dog, so your dick is not 6 inches it's 3.

>>21581277
u won’t

>>21581270 (OP)
Sure, take that $1.50 and buy a pack of 12 hot dogs instead. Boom. Now you have 12 dogs instead of 1. Boom. Better deal.

>>21581446
>pack of hotdogs: $1.50
>need to buy a stove: $500
>need to rent: $1500
>need gas: $100
vs
>costco hotdog and soda: $1.50
hmm

>>21581402
O hell no!!

>>21581446
Show me where I can buy 12 hot dogs for $1.50 what do you live in Ethiopia or something

>>21581462
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Bar-S-America-39-s-Favorite-Franks-12-Oz/10290749?wl13=1071&selectedSellerId=0&wmlspartner=wlpa

>>21581468
Only eat all beef Nathan's or hebrew.

>>21581468
I was just at Walmart today and I didn't see that deal anyway what are they expired. That's 8.3 cents per hot dog

>>21581468
>subscription option for hotdogs
what in the fuck

>>21581452
>stick and a campfire: free

>>21581516
>bail for making an illegal campfire and conspiracy to commit arson: $20k

>>21581516
but then you gotta fight off bears and homeless when they try and steal your food

>>21581520
The homeless cook weiners in makeshift fires under the bridge near my house all the time and they never ever get in trouble. Once I saw a few feral homeless roasting a canada goose under the bridge. They get away with everything.

>>21581538
cant get blood from a stone, therefore, you cant get monies from a homeless

>>21581542
If I caught, killed, roasted, and ate a canada goose in public I would be arrested and probably do jail time for animal cruelty or something. But the ferals can do whatever they want. It isn't fair.

>>21581562
Just become homeless bro. Then you can take all the geese you want and roast them and live like a king.

>>21581562
Lol get fucked slave. Keep paying for your replacement.

>>21581277
can’t confirm. my friend tried shoplifting one thing from costco (after not being allowed to buy it because he was using his aunt’s card or something) and it was not successful

>>21581591
Fuck you. Why do they get to forage for wild game and I can't? Just because they're from Guatemala or some other shithole doesn't give them the right to catch and cook wild urban game.

>>21581644
Bro you don't want to eat city geese. They are full of parasites and eat trash. You have to hunt wild geese, which you can do

>>21581650
Ohhhh but I do. They're so plentiful they've become a nuisance, they provide a lot of meat, and proper preperation and cooking makes the meat perfectly safe to eat. They don't eat trash. The fuckers eat tons and tons of grass and other greens.

I told /biz/ I'm going to start using the Costco hot dog as an economic indicator. Mentions of it have increased so much, that I think it has to show that more and more people are struggling.

>t. Costco member for 5 years and never once wanted that hot dog

>>21581628
I’m sure your virgin friend surrendered the moment they put up a fight. Me and my crew? Not so much.

>>21581468
So not Costco at all? Gross

>>21581562
You make assumptions. You can do whatever anyone else can do. Like in 'The Edge': "What one man can do, another can do."

You're a fucking bitch.

>>21581402
In Walmart earlier this summer. Package of 8 foot longs. For convenience, they put foot long buns next to it, 6 per.

>>21581270 (OP)
It's not a foot long

>>21581731
I'm making an educated guess. Housed people get arrested all the time where I live for fucking with geese. Unhoused individuals and Chinese tourists can do whatever they want to the geese and not face any legal issues. I've seen Chinese tourists snatching up goslings by the armful while the geese mommas lose their shit. All so the chinnmen and their women can record chinktok videos swinging little goslings around while laughing as they kick at the momma goose trying to protect her young. And this is in crowded parks and no one says shit to the chinapeople because they're scared of being recorded racistly harassing poor chinafolx who are just expressing their culture of hating animals.

>>21581720
best of luck to your gang

>>21581691
>my financial advisor mentioned Costco hot dogs
CHD index flashing red, I went all to cash

>>21581277
their theft prevention is extensive, they cross check and sign off every receipt from cashier to exit

>>21581270 (OP)
Costco food is a meme, it's not really filling and it makes you feel hungry 1 hour after you eat it.

>>21581768
Get 4 packs of buns and 3 packs of sausages. Eat hotdogs for days.

>>21581270 (OP)
All restaurants should do this. Buy a yearly membership to filter out the normies and then the food is practically free.

>>21582563
You don't need a membership to eat at Costco

bump

>>21581505
oy vey

>>21581720
>they
Fucking retard.

Beef hotdogs are disgusting and Costco food is only good to people who didn't grow up eating proper food. You just outed yourself as poor white trash. How embarrassing for you.

>>21581270 (OP)
You can basically buy 2lbs of rice for that same price, that will be ~3500 calories.

this dog and soda aint a good deal also as someone pointed out you wont be feeling good after eating it

>>21581838
it is when it comes out the other end

>>21581402
My dick may be 3 inches but it smells like a foot

>>21585656
Hah. Thas funni

>>21581270 (OP)
$1.50 for watered down syrup and i gotta throw this disgusting dog in the trash can

>>21581277
Im white, I cant relate to this post in the least

>>21581468
Those are far and away the worst fucking hot dogs you can buy, and that's seriously saying something. Boomers with no sense of taste and smell but those cause theyre "just fine" and then nobody fucking eats them because they aren't fine they're fuckin disgusting

>>21582758
You do where I live. Can’t even get in the door without a membership card

>>21581270 (OP)
https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Fresh-Purpose-Flour-Pack/dp/B0D181XRLD

costco trash 820 calories ÷ $1.50 = 546.67 calories per dollar
amazon trash 6,600 ÷ $3.02 ≈ 2,185 calories per dollar.

4x better deal

>>21587460
pro tip: let your membership expire and just flash the card at the person who’s supposed to check it. they’re not gonna hunt you down to make sure, they don’t want those kinda problems.

and being surrounded by Indians at costco means their smell adds some free spice to your hot dog

>>21585716
They are good bait for catching channel catfish though

>>21581270 (OP)
in Australia it's half the size and costs $8
get me out of this third world banana republic

>>21582175
My lolbert lawyer uncle refuses to stop for the Costco wagies checking receipts. Makes me laugh every time I go there with him. He has a membership and he has never stolen anything in his life. But when they ask him to stop so they can inspect the receipt he just keeps going while saying "You can't detain me, call the police if you think I'm stealing" and they fucking seethe.

>>21589195
based uncle

>>21581277
>bolt out
They have multiple people checking the exits and if you leave without getting a receipt checked they'll probably track you with every camera and send the cops after you

>>21581270 (OP)
>he didn't ask for the fresh onions at the counter

>>21590792
I didn't know or would have

>>21590759
I’m still the same anon. no one in this scenario is any match for my youthful stride

>>21581270 (OP)
Not being fat.

>>21591098
Didn't eat the bun don't eat bread other than keto