Thread 21582206

>>21582206 (OP)
Coffeemate is not cream. It's an emulsion of oil, sweetener, flavoring, and water. There is no cream in it.

>>21582206 (OP)
Just add milk. You don't need any of this shit. Condensed milk if you want to get fancy.

>>21582240
This, it's shit. Cream is too rich, half-and-half is where it's at.

>>21582240
kek american's can't even afford to have real cream in their coffee they have to have some nestle abomination instead

>>21582289
Fuck knows why you want to put cream in coffee anyway.
Infantile behaviour.

>>21582240
that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

>>21582206 (OP)
>>21582289
Americans.

>>21582289
>real cream
real cream is not that expensive here. it's moreso that women want to have flavored oils and shit in their coffee because they bought into the starbucks bullshit. if you put a black coffee in front of an american woman they would cry and ask why it's not a milkshake for breakfast.

>>21582206 (OP)

I use the powdered stuff.

>>21582374
HE'S NOT COPING LOL

>>21582305
are infants known for putting cream in their coffee?

>>21582242
>add milk
I don't get this meme. Anytime I add milk it just make the coffee taste terrible.

>>21582372
I watch coworkers dump in into their cups, too. The coffee is just a vehicle for the "creamer"

>>21582374
This is the sad truth. Most coffee drinkers here would never touch a cup of black coffee because they either have only had awful tasting preground or sugary starbucks/dunkin so the real stuff doesn't appeal to them.

>>21582242
You've never drank coffee

>>21582206 (OP)
have you tasted the swill they call coffee?

worse than cat piss let me tell you that.

>>21582206 (OP)
as others have stated, half-and-half is the overall best addition to coffee. I've even managed to get my Australian friends to buy into this, and Australians are snobbier than Italians when it comes to their cooƒee

>>21582374
MORESO? you phone(y)ass nigga
FUCK YOUR MOTHER!

>>21582206 (OP)
I have coffee with milk sugar and some full fat cream. Tastes good as fuck, idgaf, only have to cut out lunch and dinner to compensate

>>21582525
my mother's cholesterol was through the roof and all she did was stop putting haphenhalf in her coffee in like 6 weeks later she was back to normal.

but, we (I assume) aren't 68yo women so we have some time to play still. make sure you have lunch and dinner though anon, even if it's steamed veggies and boiled skinless unsalted chicken breast

>>21582206 (OP)
I'm European and I only use cream when I put it in my coffee rofl. I have been criticized for it. Oh wow "milk and sugar belong in coffee but cream nooooo this is too much" fucking morons.

>>21582587
and what is milk but créme lite anyway

>>21582602
>créme
*crème
Fucking retard

>>21582652
I'm not good with my affectations anon but I'm trying. Thank you for your kind correction.

>>21582376
>corn syrup solids

>>21582602
hihi you made giggle x)
>>21582652
Maybe some people say créme in different regional dialects.

>>21582669
>Maybe some people say créme in different regional dialects.
Yes, the fucking retards do. Was it not clear?

>roast my own coffee
>have friend over and offer them a drink
>give them a nicely made pourover
>where's your cream and sugar
I've learned I can't share my hobby with anyone because of cream

>>21582206 (OP)
that's corn syrup and palm oil not cream

>>21582916
maybe learn how to properly roast beans

>>21582206 (OP)
and in your mom too

>>21582763
>Was it not clear?
sorry anon it actually isn't very clear. can you do it again please?

>>21582916
Cream brings it to life. Even a little bit.

>>21582206 (OP)
We totally don’t do that here

I actually prefer the peppermint mocha flavor. That or the regular chocolate. Brown butter cookie is good too. I usually add a vanilla protein shake and it keeps me full for a couple of hours. If I dont have shakes I just use milk.

I'm not your fucking mate. Coffee is brown dickhead.

>>21582999
so are your moms lovers

dumbass

>>21582916
Offer them a stroopwafel.