Thread 21582859

Greater than the sum of its parts

They don't make you buy both to mix them? the world is healing.

>>21582859 (OP)
I love the sloppy juice of burger king whoppers, is this similar enough to that?

>>21582859 (OP)
Don't buy this one, it tastes bad. You're better off making it yourself.

>>21582859 (OP)
I don't like them completely mixed together into one slop, they still need to be separated so you can also if you like dip a piece in just pure mayo or ketchup and also so that even the mix does not taste monotonous.

>>21582859 (OP)
>retard discovers Marie Rose sauce fifty years after the rest of the world
Well done, champ.

I prefer mayo and mustard

>>21583213
For me it's ketchup and mustard for shrimps, I swear that's all cocktail sauce is, just a little bit more refined

>>21582859 (OP)
The older I get the more I dislike ketchup, to the point where now even mixing it with mayo isn't tolerable anymore. Why anyone older than 12 wants to put vinegary, slightly tomato paste flavored sugar on their savory food is beyond me.

Not as good as Mustmayostardayonnaise

>>21583237
I mean, cocktail sauce is literally just ketchup horseradish and lemon juice

>>21583239
It’s for the contrast in flavor. Eating salty starchy French fries is boring on the palate. Adding a sour and and sweet provides balance. Balancing flavor is the foundation of all great cuisine btw, freedom fries and ketchup is a very basic example of that idea.

>>21582859 (OP)
add a diced pickle into it

>>21584170
Ketchup is too much of both though, without any other flavors to balance it out. Mayo or hot sauce (better yet, both mixed with some lime juice and garlic as well) are better sauces for fries IMO.

Mormons invented this decades ago and call it fry sauce

>mayochup

Isn't that just burger sauce?

>>21582875
it would be cool if they had a bottle with two chambers separated by a vertical partition down the middle. you’d squeeze it and it’d mix right on the food

>>21583213

thats what the sauce they put on mcchickens is

It's lame when white people do it, but complex and deep rooted when Koreans do.

>>21583076
>Marie Rose sauce

>>21584420
Billions have died

I sometimes buy flavored mayo from the store and they tend to taste really, really bad.
Like its a mix of chemicals and expired spices.

youd think science figured out what synthetic shit you can put in aeriated oils taste at least okay

>>21582859 (OP)
>disgusting, overpowering sugary corn syrup ketchup
>bland sludge mayo
What the fuck is wrong with you people ? These 2 things, whether combined or used by themselves completely overpower the texture and taste of whatever you're putting it on. When you eat a hotdog what are you even tasting besides the disgusting vinegary sugary taste of ketchup ? When you're eating an italian sub, what are you tasting other than the creamy bland paste ? Replace ketchup with literally ANY hot sauce and mayo with olive oil on sandwiches. It's time to grow up and be a man, you're like a 9 year old picky eater anymore.

>>21585495
*You're not a 9 year old picky eater anymore

>>21585498
There is no such thing as a picky eater. There are only people with preferences and garbage disposals.

>>21585495
this! i still have mine in the fridges it tastes like worcester and ketchup because of all the sugar, nothing like when i mix ketchup and mayo

Add horseradish and a little Cajun seasoning for onion ring sauce.

>>21582859 (OP)
ahh pus mixed with blood

>>21585505
whatever you have to tell yourself to stick to your ketchup nuggies, dipshit

>>21586727
Imagine getting angry about ketchup. You're a real smart xir.

>>21586729
nta but you're the one who started to seethe. I'll paraphrase:
>nyarrr if you like most food you're a GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

>>21586734
You're too picky to eat ketchup, though. You get irrationally angry about it online. Who is actually being the picky one here? Garbage disposals have shit for brains. People have preferences and some like ketchup. Grow up, garbage disposal.

>>21586737
Whoops, xir. I said that I was nta, you don't know whether or not I eat ketchup. You're absolutely fucking seething. Like a child, xir. You're having a melty.
>nyarrrrr garbageeee disposallllll

>>21586750
Look at this xir dilate simply because people have preferences. It's just ketchup. It cannot bully you for removing your testicles. It's just a condiment.

>>21585495
>you need to eat what I like!!
You sound like the picky eater here.

>>21586757
nyarrr? nyarrr!

What is the correct ketchup to mayo ratio?
40-60? 30-70 with a splash of vinegar?

>>21586972
On a burger, you take a butter knife, arm the edge of the blade with mayo, and scrape it against the underside of the top bun. Next, grab your HFC red-dye'd "tomato" ketchup and squirt a smiley face onto the burger patty. Now combine.

>>21586983
Smiley face with a head outline? Any ears or nose? Freckles?

>>21586988
dot dot and a big, wide U for the smile. I won't tell a man that he shouldn't draw a big circle around the face, but my father taught me it was wrong.

>>21586989
Your father was a gentleman and a scholar

>>21586995
He was an alcoholic and a wife eater actually.

>>21587018
Sounds like a good guy

>>21587022
Ma never got lippy, I can tell you that much.

>>21586972
the correct ratio is using mustard or sweet chilli instead of ketchup