Thread 21583127

>>21583127 (OP)
why would anyone want this
if I want to work out on an elliptical I can go to a gym, or use the one I have in my house
if I want to eat mcdonalds, I can go to mcdonalds

there is zero reason to combine the two

btw this was/is a marketing stunt to reduce carbon mcdonalds started in 2020/2021
I think the current political climate has moved away from this performative shit
also, the idea that building an excercise bike to recharge phones in an effort to reduce carbon emissions is fucking stupid, how much carbon was produced to create the bike in the first place?

>>21583127 (OP)
so you gonna take hours to burn off the calories? its all gimmick.

Stupid slop, Japan

>>21583127 (OP)
>calories burned: 5

>>21583127 (OP)
Because it's fucking stupid. Lazily pedaling between bites isn't gonna do shit.

What we really need in the west are government mandated fat camps that are just a big warehouse with a massive treadmill inside. At the the front of the treadmill will be slits in the wall that a normal sized person could fit through to leave. At the end of the treadmill will be a pit with an industrial carcass shredder (example: https://youtu.be/5LlbTNGYJWQ). The treadmill will only move at 0.5 mph so if anyone falls into the pit and gets shredded it's because of their own laziness.

>>21583203
Wouldn't work. It would be much cheaper and easier to just execute them with a bullet.

CICO is all it takes. That's it.

>burn 50 calories while consuming 1400
Still better that drive through I guess

>>21583127 (OP)
Because Americans literally don't walk. We either sit in our cars, sit at our desks, stand, sit on the couch, or lay in bed.

The only time we "walk" is to and from our cars. Besides, Mc D's is getting too expensive anyways so no one really goes there anymore.

>>21583127 (OP)
>Why can't we have this in the West?
Oh look they are maybe burning 20 calories
hooray...

>>21583127 (OP)
that's not good for digestion

>>21583207
unless you stayed there pedaling for like a half hour straight you'd never burn 50 calories. 50 calories is a surprising amount of physical exertion.

>>21583296
moving around is one of the best things you can do for digestion actually retard

Missed opportunity if McD's isn't capturing that pedaling work as battery electricity

>>21583195
>haemorrhoids gained: 5

>>21583341
after you eat, yes, not while you're literally putting food in your mouth

>>21583127 (OP)
Imagine doing this instead of walking around outside chomping your sloppa mogging every fatty and dyel in their cuckcages(cars)

>>21583359
Nope, that Anon is correct. I eat gummy worms while jogging and I feel like Wolverine

>>21583204
>It would be much cheaper and easier to just execute them with a bullet
That's true for criminals too, but the point is rehabilitation. We must give them a chance to better themselves.

>>21583127 (OP)
Should be pedaling faster to escape the calories

>>21583127 (OP)
This has got to be the ultimate humiliation.
When I'm eating my slop, I know it's slop, and I want to look like a slob eating it because that's what that makes me.
To willingly sit behind something like this is the ultimate "almost self-aware" move one could make.
>yeah so uh... we know our food is unhealthy and we know you know so here's your goymill to work off those calories you're paying us for (it won't help. at all)
The only way this could get funnier/sadder is if it powered the lights of the joint.

>>21583127 (OP)
>can't have this
We have thousands of McDonalds here.

What’s the point?

>>21583127 (OP)
Much as I like the idea, In America and Canada and probably the UK that shit would last for like a week before the local "urban youth" population would break it either by purposeful vandalism or pure fucking stupidity.

>>21583494
Exactly. Not having things like that is part of the diversity taxes we pay. And pay. And paaaaay...

>>21583127 (OP)
why buy solar cells when your customers can charge your bateries for free, maybe selling the extracted energie is also an viable option. in any case it's healthy, healthy for the profit margin of the company that is.

>>21583426
>98 degrees
I'd rather not, thanks.

>>21583127 (OP)
Looks like a pig at the trough. Eating slop and performing futile actions. Whoever thought of this should be fired. If the bike moved it wouldn't be as bad.

>>21583127 (OP)
>/ck/ would literally rather bike while shoveling down slop than just eating a fucking salad

>>21583750
salads have enormous calories

>>21583751
not if you avoid the mayo based sauces + ranches + syrup based sauces. red wine vinegar is fine.

>>21583127 (OP)
probably cus so many white tech bros would interrupt her and ask for her digits

>>21583181
It's better than none. Do you think you are clever?

Lots of literal retards in this thread.
If this motivates someone to use it for the 10 minutes they eat their food, that is already more exercise than the majority of Americans get in a day.
Fat people are mentally stubborn. They need to take baby steps, and if this gimmick is the primer to start getting any exercise then that's great.
Fucking retards and fatties coping on this board; fatasses always find the tiniest excuse not to try bettering themselves.

>>21583127 (OP)
NoDads would destroy them in their low IQ rage which has been allowed to run wild from a lack of discipline.

>>21583127 (OP)
Because it's a dumb gimmick? If you're going to post shit from Asian, let it be the fun type of wacky, instead of stupid stuff pretending to be practical.

>>21584093
>If
>If
I doubt it does any more to motivate the average fatass to be more healthy than the mandatory gym class in U.S. schools do or the fruits & veggies that get thrown in an otherwise healthy meal. Yes, it's a slight improvement compared to nothing, but it's still a negligible impact when people are just going to down 5 sodas followed by a jumbo bag of chips.

>>21583127 (OP)
I hate it.

>>21583127 (OP)
collecting farts would be a lot more efficient

>>21584093
In awe at the size of his maw

>>21584074
>It's better than none.
About as effective as drinking ice water to lose weight because the body has to expend calories to bring the consumed water to body temperature. Which is to say, not effective at all.

>>21584074
truth: bullshit like this creates a false sense of using up the energy of the goyslop, so actually its worse than nothing

>>21583456
My greatest wish is for rigid statistics regarding criminal rehab.
If a trained psychologist evaluates a criminal within certain parameters and the statistics of others having very similar parameters say there's a 98.5% chance they will just keep doing serious crimes, no matter the amount of rehabilitation offered/forced, why let them out at all? I bet seasoned psychologists already know this but have no hard numbers to back them up so it gets fucky to keep the repeat criminal isolated from society for longer.

They can still change within prison to reach an acceptable parameter to be re-evaluated and possibly released. With this in place we can even catch those remaining 1.5% to be "saved" from eternal prison.

You need a proper carrot like:
>Winnable gift card value increases by 50 cent every 5 minutes you pedal with x intensity
And before you say it, yes they will earn more calories redeeming this gift card than they lose BUT they'll earn a half decent workout for cardiovascular health (walking 3 miles is a decent workout for most people). Thin people who don't overeat but also never do rudimentary cardio are in pretty poor health as well, gotta pump that muscle.

>>21583191
This board seems to lap it up though

>>21583566
They were hot for awhile but the boy band craze died around 2006 or 7.

>>21583127 (OP)
McDonalds are in the west.

>>21583127 (OP)
She ruined the joy of eating a meal to burn 15 calories, good job

>>21583456
No the point is for profit prisons being paid by the government to operate while also using prison labor to create wealth using modern day slavery. If it was up to the Prison Industrial Complex, you would be in jail for jaywalking making Starbucks cups.

>>21583127 (OP)
lmao what a fucking meme, at most you would burn 50 calories with your half-assed cycling while trying to eat. is this a new way to make fat people less ashamed to be seen eating mcdonalds?

>>21583127 (OP)
Because its gay.

>>21583301
The public health education really did a thing on people believing physical activity burns any considerable amount of calories.
I'm on ~2100 kcal a day and my BMI is only 20.5, it would go even lower if I didn't bench press and cycle as my ass and breasts are noticeably large

>>21584495
i think you didn't quite understand the point of minority report

>>21585592
Neither did you apparently.

>>21583456
Very few people who committ serious violent crimes are capable of being rehabilitated so the point is to isolate them from society. Usually due to extremely low IQ, empathy and impulse control.

>>21585637
2 outta 3 ain't bad

>>21585558
london?

>>21584422
post BMI. Im guessing its above par on a 9 hole course.

>>21585558
Hey buddy don't tell me about your fat ass and tits without sharing

>>21583127 (OP)
The real answer is that a person of darker skin or teenager will unironically ruin everything for everyone. This board is also full of fat retards that get triggered by the sight of anything that implies any exercise.

>>21583127 (OP)
the corn syrup sharts

>>21583127 (OP)
10-20mins of exercise a day better than 0.

I want it.

>>21585753
bmi is useless ask for bf%

>>21583203
bro if the government ran that it'd start harvesting people for parts in the building lol

>>21586934
>start
uhhhh