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Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:18:12 AM No.21584324 [Report] >>21584326 >>21584390 >>21584436 >>21584661 >>21584671 >>21584673 >>21585004 >>21585032 >>21585215 >>21585245 >>21585470 >>21585987 >>21585990 >>21586011 >>21586081 >>21586084 >>21586099 >>21586429 >>21586672 >>21587959 >>21588162 >>21588648 >>21588659 >>21588766
but seriously
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what would you do for a klondike bar?? what is the most amount of violence you would enact so that you could obtain one right fucking now
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:22:38 AM No.21584326 [Report] >>21584330
>>21584324 (OP)
>ice cream and chocolate
swatting a fly maybe
That's a big if
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:24:52 AM No.21584330 [Report] >>21584331
>>21584326
so you're saying that you wouldn't stomp a spider for a klondike bar.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:27:20 AM No.21584331 [Report] >>21584336 >>21584341 >>21586089
>>21584330
no my spiderbros are my homies and I'll throw hands if anyone comes to hurt them
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:29:38 AM No.21584336 [Report]
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>>21584331
oh wait would I get a klondike for this
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:31:52 AM No.21584341 [Report] >>21584344 >>21586668 >>21588832
>>21584331
post your spirderbro then
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:32:37 AM No.21584344 [Report] >>21584347
>>21584341
no he's naked and I respect his privacy
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 9:36:49 AM No.21584347 [Report]
>>21584344
well fuck
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:02:14 AM No.21584364 [Report]
I forgot they existed until you posted about them,so nothing.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:20:22 AM No.21584390 [Report] >>21584408 >>21586420
>>21584324 (OP)
Second holocaust
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:38:57 AM No.21584408 [Report]
>>21584390
that's it?
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:55:56 AM No.21584436 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
Depends on how hungry I am.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:30:50 PM No.21584661 [Report] >>21584670
>>21584324 (OP)
Id carjack an old woman so I could drive to the bank, rob it and buy thousands of Klondike bars.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:38:32 PM No.21584670 [Report]
>>21584661
kek
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:41:35 PM No.21584671 [Report] >>21585992
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>>21584324 (OP)
They're not even good. Now THIS I would topple nations for.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:43:41 PM No.21584673 [Report] >>21584721
>>21584324 (OP)
someone describe to me what a clownbar tastes like
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 2:44:40 PM No.21584674 [Report]
I would violently go to the basement and brutally take one out of the chest freezer.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 3:01:08 PM No.21584704 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aka5rV2SnWw
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 3:14:19 PM No.21584721 [Report]
>>21584673
Tastes kinda funny.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:43:33 PM No.21585004 [Report] >>21585506 >>21585557 >>21585727 >>21585731
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>>21584324 (OP)
kidnapping and sexual assault
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 6:56:31 PM No.21585032 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
NOTHING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:12:03 PM No.21585215 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
I guess pay $1.50 for one from a truck?
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 8:25:12 PM No.21585245 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
It's just a 'choc ice'. I've never had one, but choc ices are usually underwhelming
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:20:38 PM No.21585470 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
Straight up murder.
but mostly because the bar would be a free extra, really.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:29:09 PM No.21585484 [Report]
Turn 360 degrees and walk away because they suck
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 10:41:50 PM No.21585506 [Report] >>21585757
>>21585004
THIS is what made in abyss is about!?
Shieet, I might have to go watch it now.
Anonymous 9/7/2025, 11:05:04 PM No.21585557 [Report]
>>21585004
I forgor
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 1:01:10 AM No.21585727 [Report]
>>21585004
what the fuck
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 1:03:41 AM No.21585731 [Report]
>>21585004
Those are some stubborn braids
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 1:22:27 AM No.21585757 [Report] >>21585972
>>21585506
If you're a pedophile with a fetish for watersports it's perfect for you. It's also the reason I can't watch it.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:21:06 AM No.21585972 [Report]
>>21585757
And if you're just a normal one?
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:29:11 AM No.21585983 [Report] >>21586893
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Kill a man.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:31:38 AM No.21585987 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
Realistically? I'd help a friend move; like if it's me and ~4 other guys helping one of them move their studio/one bedroom apartment across town and there would be a Klondike bar as a reward at the end.
Unrealistically for updoots? Undergo crucification.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:33:16 AM No.21585990 [Report] >>21586019 >>21588718
>>21584324 (OP)
Under certain circumstances I would consider exchanging a small amount of legal tender for one.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:34:24 AM No.21585991 [Report]
i might give mom a foot massage
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:35:39 AM No.21585992 [Report] >>21586970
>>21584671
Agreed, klondikes suck and those kick ass. I haven't had one in probably ten years, I need to buy some.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:41:39 AM No.21586005 [Report]
depends if its the original or an oreo/heath one
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:44:43 AM No.21586011 [Report] >>21586028
>>21584324 (OP)
Id steal one from the ice cream truck because Im broke as fuck and have no cash. Leading to a high speed chase down the highway, Ill pop the last bite into my mouth before I hit the spike strips and my car flips, bursting into flames and I am roasted alive violently screaming.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:45:32 AM No.21586012 [Report]
exterminatus, but I get TWO bars
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:50:54 AM No.21586019 [Report]
>>21585990
Absolute mad lad
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:55:54 AM No.21586028 [Report]
>>21586011
kek
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 4:45:26 AM No.21586081 [Report] >>21586091
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>>21584324 (OP)
this is so fucking bad it doesnt taste like ice cream at all
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 4:46:33 AM No.21586084 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
No thanks. I don't eat sugar.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 4:47:05 AM No.21586089 [Report] >>21586113
>>21584331
>throw hands

Gay as fuck, dude. Don't use that term ever again, ya cringe faggot.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 4:48:40 AM No.21586091 [Report] >>21587880
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>>21586081
Why are you attracted to little girls? Are you registered in your neighborhood?
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 4:53:39 AM No.21586099 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
I would eat a klondike bar. That way i get to have two of them.
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:01:23 AM No.21586113 [Report] >>21587960
>>21586089
>nitpicking terms while double spacing
fag
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 8:00:04 AM No.21586420 [Report] >>21587687
>>21584390
>implying there was a first one
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 8:04:23 AM No.21586429 [Report] >>21586637
>>21584324 (OP)
i wouldnt hurt anyone but i would suck all the cocks in hyrule for a klondike bar right the fuck now
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 12:02:46 PM No.21586637 [Report]
>>21586429
that's like, 80 cocks max
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 12:34:25 PM No.21586668 [Report]
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>>21584341
he can't
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 12:37:45 PM No.21586672 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
For a single bar i will go into my sister's room, fuck her and get her pregnant.
For two bars i will dig up my neighbours dead bunny and eat it
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 3:56:26 PM No.21586893 [Report]
>>21585983
Here is something you can't understand
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:05:56 PM No.21586970 [Report] >>21586976 >>21587722
>>21585992
I don’t know where Klondike got the confidence for such a slogan. It’s just a chocolate shelled ice cream bar, were they the first to ever come up with that or something?
Anonymous 9/8/2025, 5:14:02 PM No.21586976 [Report]
>>21586970
Yes
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 12:43:17 AM No.21587687 [Report] >>21587899
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They always make such a mess, why not stick a stick in it?

>>21586420
>what is the bombing of Dresden
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 1:09:57 AM No.21587722 [Report]
>>21586970
Klondike knew they held all the cards. The power to make people commit unspeakable acts in order to obtain the sweet sweet blessing that is chocolate covered ice cream.
The Korean war was actually just communists trying to get their hands on the gift that is Klondike bars.
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 3:00:11 AM No.21587880 [Report]
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>>21586091
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 3:09:50 AM No.21587899 [Report] >>21588538
>>21587687
Because the song specifically says there is no stick.
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 3:53:36 AM No.21587959 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
the oreo flavor is byyyyy faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the best
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 3:54:37 AM No.21587960 [Report] >>21588200
>>21586113
nta but he's right ur gay
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 5:50:07 AM No.21588162 [Report] >>21588616
>>21584324 (OP)
Smash a turtle with a hammer
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 6:08:03 AM No.21588200 [Report]
>>21587960
Some people you don't like use the "but" and "right" words too, does that make you gay for using them?
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 10:24:25 AM No.21588538 [Report]
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>>21587899
well I guess it does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQgOVn3cHxI
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 11:55:46 AM No.21588616 [Report]
>>21588162
you're fucked up in the head, man
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 12:21:26 PM No.21588648 [Report] >>21588664
>>21584324 (OP)
Where are you supposed to hold these without staining your hands or rubbing off the chocolate?
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 12:25:48 PM No.21588659 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
i'd squish an ant but that's all
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 12:30:29 PM No.21588664 [Report] >>21588667
>>21588648
They wrapper, you fucking idiot. Are you 12 or something?
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 12:32:56 PM No.21588667 [Report] >>21588672
>>21588664
Wrapper still rubs the chocolate and you can't eat the wrapper so it's hard to eat the end of the sandwich.
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 12:35:23 PM No.21588672 [Report] >>21588713
>>21588667
If you're that much of a dick, put it on a plate and eat it with a knife and fork.
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 1:10:25 PM No.21588713 [Report]
>>21588672
but what if it melts
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 1:20:30 PM No.21588718 [Report]
>>21585990
>t. psychopath
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 1:46:49 PM No.21588762 [Report]
I would die for my country for a Klondike Bar.
and my country is India
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 1:52:27 PM No.21588766 [Report]
>>21584324 (OP)
I go for an Andies thin mint myself. One or two works great after a spicy meal.
Anonymous 9/9/2025, 2:36:16 PM No.21588832 [Report]
>>21584341
I shoved him up my ass.