Thread 21584324

what would you do for a klondike bar?? what is the most amount of violence you would enact so that you could obtain one right fucking now

>>21584324 (OP)
>ice cream and chocolate
swatting a fly maybe
That's a big if

>>21584326
so you're saying that you wouldn't stomp a spider for a klondike bar.

>>21584330
no my spiderbros are my homies and I'll throw hands if anyone comes to hurt them

>>21584331
oh wait would I get a klondike for this

>>21584331
post your spirderbro then

>>21584341
no he's naked and I respect his privacy

>>21584344
well fuck

I forgot they existed until you posted about them,so nothing.

>>21584324 (OP)
Second holocaust

>>21584390
that's it?

>>21584324 (OP)
Depends on how hungry I am.

>>21584324 (OP)
Id carjack an old woman so I could drive to the bank, rob it and buy thousands of Klondike bars.

>>21584661
kek

>>21584324 (OP)
They're not even good. Now THIS I would topple nations for.

>>21584324 (OP)
someone describe to me what a clownbar tastes like

I would violently go to the basement and brutally take one out of the chest freezer.

>>21584673
Tastes kinda funny.

>>21584324 (OP)
kidnapping and sexual assault

>>21584324 (OP)
NOTHING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21584324 (OP)
I guess pay $1.50 for one from a truck?

>>21584324 (OP)
It's just a 'choc ice'. I've never had one, but choc ices are usually underwhelming

>>21584324 (OP)
Straight up murder.
but mostly because the bar would be a free extra, really.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away because they suck

>>21585004
THIS is what made in abyss is about!?
Shieet, I might have to go watch it now.

>>21585004
I forgor

>>21585004
what the fuck

>>21585004
Those are some stubborn braids

>>21585506
If you're a pedophile with a fetish for watersports it's perfect for you. It's also the reason I can't watch it.

>>21585757
And if you're just a normal one?

Kill a man.

>>21584324 (OP)
Realistically? I'd help a friend move; like if it's me and ~4 other guys helping one of them move their studio/one bedroom apartment across town and there would be a Klondike bar as a reward at the end.
Unrealistically for updoots? Undergo crucification.

>>21584324 (OP)
Under certain circumstances I would consider exchanging a small amount of legal tender for one.

i might give mom a foot massage

>>21584671
Agreed, klondikes suck and those kick ass. I haven't had one in probably ten years, I need to buy some.

depends if its the original or an oreo/heath one

>>21584324 (OP)
Id steal one from the ice cream truck because Im broke as fuck and have no cash. Leading to a high speed chase down the highway, Ill pop the last bite into my mouth before I hit the spike strips and my car flips, bursting into flames and I am roasted alive violently screaming.

exterminatus, but I get TWO bars

>>21585990
Absolute mad lad

>>21586011
kek

>>21584324 (OP)
this is so fucking bad it doesnt taste like ice cream at all

>>21584324 (OP)
No thanks. I don't eat sugar.

>>21584331
>throw hands

Gay as fuck, dude. Don't use that term ever again, ya cringe faggot.

>>21586081
Why are you attracted to little girls? Are you registered in your neighborhood?

>>21584324 (OP)
I would eat a klondike bar. That way i get to have two of them.

>>21586089
>nitpicking terms while double spacing
fag

>>21584390
>implying there was a first one

>>21584324 (OP)
i wouldnt hurt anyone but i would suck all the cocks in hyrule for a klondike bar right the fuck now

>>21586429
that's like, 80 cocks max

>>21584341
he can't

>>21584324 (OP)
For a single bar i will go into my sister's room, fuck her and get her pregnant.
For two bars i will dig up my neighbours dead bunny and eat it

>>21585983
Here is something you can't understand

>>21585992
I don’t know where Klondike got the confidence for such a slogan. It’s just a chocolate shelled ice cream bar, were they the first to ever come up with that or something?

>>21586970
Yes