Thread 21585238

>buy cheap sausage things from Costco
>they just instantly burn
>absolutely coated in fat and sugar
>barely able to eat two with any meal just instantly feel full
>bought like 30 total sausages
>at least it makes so much grease it's easy to cook egg after

What the fuck is with these things? I think I'm going to have to feed half to wildlife, it makes my stomach cry from the amount of grease/fat

>>21585238 (OP)
You are retarded at ever stratification of consciousness.

how’s the weather down there, shorty

why would a stove element have a temp reading?

>>21585238 (OP)
Why are you cooking on the ground?

>>21585247
It's a little camping table

>>21585238 (OP)
Why are you such a weak ass little bitch

>>21585246
Induction stovetop. They finally shoved thermometers into them. Since you have to keep the pan in contact with the surface, they can measure the pan bottom's temp.

>>21585438
i guess it lets anon know when his teflon pan is going to turn into mustard gas

>>21585238 (OP)
Show the package you mong.

>>21585238 (OP)
I bought some beef sausage at costco a few weeks back and they tasted great when cooked in the toaster

>>21585238 (OP)
What brand

>>21585238 (OP)
how's the weather in gaza

>>21585573
>>21585712
Some Chinese sausage

>>21585238 (OP)
You can get a refund from Costco if you really don’t like it.

>>21585238 (OP)
Boil them. I see you have no oven. If they really have sugar coating on them you don't want to good eggs in that charred grease. Or maybe you do. Camping often tastes kinda nasty. But I would boil them or chop them up and add them at the end of an onion and potato hash just to warm them through. There are lots of ways to use them. In beans. Slice them and add them to beans and heat that all up.

>>21585238 (OP)
There's no grease in that pan, you sound like a great big fag. I bet you dab your pizza to get rid of the scary pepperoni oil you foppish waif.

>>21586414
Degreasing pizza is an art. How dare you denigrate its holy name in this thread

>>21585438
>finally

>>21586414
>>21586418

>>21585252
>camping
>electric hotplate
If you're bringing a generator you can bring a folding table

>>21586628
I'm not actually camping. I usually cook outside because it is 45°c at like 10am already and I don't want the heat of cooking inside.