Thread 21585513

I was just gifted two gigantic bags of potatoes. What can I do with all these fuckers? Alone or in a dish. Any favorites? Also, pretty sure they are russet potatoes.

cram

>>21585513 (OP)
Insert them one by one into your anus

inb4 boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

>>21585513 (OP)
too stupid to figure out what to do with potatoes, too stupid to know for certain they are russets.

it's too dangerous for you to cook them.

Potato do no care too hot. Potato do no care too cold. Potato no get much water? Please, it no need much water. Potato get too much water? Is time for BIG potato. Potato do no have need of anything no even gravity. In space, scientist of russia have grow potato. They eat the space potato, it taste like ground potato. Potato survive anywhere. Potato survive everywhere. Tomato is squishy, it get bruise from walk in crate to car of farm. Not potato. Potato no care if you deliver to supermarket with bat of the baseball. You hit onion? You now have squash onion. You hit potato? Now you have many piece of potato. Can eat raw. Can boil. Can fry. You can throw in fire and eat like bear, potato? Still good. Cut up and use as stamp. With knife, chop to correct size, can use to fill hole in boat. You can turn potato into vodka, for drink or maybe even use run car engine.

>>21585549
lmfao
That reminds me of a time i worked next the in house baker in a restaurant. Old russian guy named Boris. I didnt know you could make 1 potatoe into more, and more until he let mne know.

>>21585513 (OP)
>favorites?
hashbrowns or fried taters
I almost never eat baked potatoes. but I'm always making them to keep in the fridge for morning hashbrowns
don't even need to peel it if your using a hand grater

BOIL EM, MASH EM, CRAM EM IN YOUR ANUS

>>21585513 (OP)
Plant them. Then you'll have 2+n gigabags of potatoes.

>>21585513 (OP)
Potato cakes: oven cheese milk maybe onions