Thread 21586649

>>21586649 (OP)
drop potatoes and everything else from the americas

they are all bad for you and give you the bumhole cancer.

>>21586649 (OP)
hats destroying /ck/ are botted engagement farming threads like this one.

>>21586649 (OP)
what's destroying /ck/ are botted engagement farming threads like this one

I got the beetus and bread is the only thing that doesn't fuck me up for hours, so that's the only one that's stayed for the past 7 years.

I could just replace rice with small grain pasta or the superior quinoa so that

>>21586649 (OP)
Rice because I'm not a fucking chink
My parents always said to not eat too much rice otherwise you will get slanted eyes

>>21586660
Fuck off, newfag.

>>21586715
They sound pretty intelligent. Doctors, I suppose. Very successful, I'm sure.

>>21586722
Another bot

>>21586723
Not doctors but both have a masters degree. My mom's a teacher and dad's an internationally renown chemical engineer.

>>21586726
Haha yeah cool

>>21586726
*renowned
ESL retard.

>>21586739
ESL chad*
>>21586730
Thanks chink or some other type of asian

>>21586739
It's **renown
-1 to your post

>>21586649 (OP)
100% rice, with pasta as a second choice even though I enjoy them both. There's too many things you can do with potatoes and bread to ever choose either of those.

>>21586752
Not in that context. It's used a verb in that sentence so it should be renowned. Don't get too upset, plenty of native english speakers are dumb as fuck too.

>>21586760
Thankfully the Internet is filled with people like you to correct the record constantly. Never let a typo slide, anon. The world needs people like you.

>>21586766
People like the retard I replied to yeah. Don't correct someone if you're gonna be fucking WRONG about it bud.

>>21586649 (OP)
Rice, not even question. Ask anyone, rice is literally the least versatile or tasty food in that picture.

>>21586691
you could also replace potatoes with sunchokes, sweet potatoes, dense pumpkin varieties, taro or yams

>>21586792
>replace potato with sweet potato
No you can't, retard. It won't even taste close to the same.

>>21586792
>t. man who never at a potato in his life

>>21586769
I was mocking you with both posts, retard. No one has ever liked a surrogate English teacher on the Internet. You're always an annoying dipshit.

>>21586649 (OP)
>rice and meat is favorite dish
>french fries are good
>bread gotta have it
>pasta... lots of good pastas. goodbye, old friend..

>>21586801
I wasn't the guy in the first post. Don't correct someone if you can't speak the language.

>>21586809
I'm not the guy that was initially corrected. I jumped in to mock you because you're a faggot.

>>21586811
>I'm not the guy who was initially corrected
That's nice. Don't correct someone if you don't know the language well enough.

>>21586811
>no u
Fuck off, retard.

>>21586816
I can do whatever I want, you stupid faggot. You're too autistic to tell when someone is mocking you sarcastically.

>>21586801
What's wrong with correcting someone? You're helping them out. If he ever had to write "internationally renowned" and instead wrote "internationally renown" someone could think he's a fucking stupid cunt.

>>21586823
Who gives a shit? That's what makes this place fun compared to a place like Reddit where stupid retards disrupt threads by correcting people. Let people be stupid faggots.

>>21586822
People are usually sarcastic on this website, so it comes with the territory. You're just also retarded and assmad about getting called out on it apparently.

>>21586825
Not really. The correction could've been ignored. Instead, you've gone a childish tirade which is the thing that has actually disrupted the thread.

>>21586828
>you've gone **on a childish tirade
Learn to type, moron.

>>21586825
>like Reddit where stupid retards disrupt threads by correcting people
You clearly have first hand experience, soyfag.

>>21586831
Ah, thank you for pointing that out. I'll proofread in future so as to not make a similar mistake. Thanks again for helping improve my posting.

>>21586832
Anyone that has ever googled a question during the past decade has been lead to Reddit. Welcome to the Internet. You don't have to pretend like you've never heard of it.

>>21586649 (OP)
Pasta. Easy.
All of these are just a medium for sauce/toppings/actual flavor, but pasta is the least interesting among them

>>21587003
>pasta
Meant to say rice.

>>21587007
Rice is a close second, but
plain rice > plain pasta
It can stand on its own better than plain boiled pasta

>>21586715
why do you guys always need to make it some racist thing

>>21587015
Because we're renown for it

>>21586649 (OP)
Probably rice. I often eat potatoes, bread and pasta but rarely do I eat rice.

>>21586649 (OP)
Rice and it's not even close. Gluten is good for you and potatoes are delicious, rice eating cultures are all manlets due to mostly eating the inferior starch.

>>21586726
they must be hella disappointed in you

>>21587058
>Gluten is good for you
yeah, no

>>21587090
Humans have consumed gluten for thousands of years, humans have only consumed the inferior xanthan based garbage anti gluten grifters push for the past couple decades. Gluten builds civilizations, fake bread is sold by the hook nosed bastards destroying them.

>>21587015
>americans can't into bants
>>21587087
Not particularly

>>21587094
yeah but gluten today is homogenized bullshit that is as healthy as cornsyrup. claiming it's healthy is the fucking retarded part and just shows how deep in their power you are

>>21587106
>gluten today is homogenized bullshit
>gluten
>homogenized
What the fuck are you even talking about you utter retard?

>>21587106
>muh modified gluten
Pure horseshit sold by keto grifters and even griftier cunts pushing low quality grains mixed with German chemical industry waste. You are an absolute moron if you think consuming that outright poison is a better alternative to anything.

>>21587109
holy shit how stupid are you? wheat you idiot. most gluten come from wheat, wheat is completely homogenized and that's responsible for the increase in gluten allergies and celiac cases.

t. "Modern wheat is not technically "homogenized" in the same way that a liquid like milk is, but the term is sometimes used to describe the lack of genetic diversity in today's commercially grown wheat."

read the second part twice you dipshit

>>21587116
>gluten free exists as an exorbitant grift committed by the jews
>therefore gluten is good for you

>>21587127
Oh dear... A gaylord posting manga. I fucking shudder

>>21587121
Where the fuck do you people come from with these insane mentally retarded theories?
There's a large number of different species of wheat raised in various parts of the world and the "genetic diversity" of wheat isn't much lower than before the fucking "celiac disease" was discovered in 1945 (!)

The only reason there's a rise in "celiac disease" is because women find it trendy to pretend to have it. Same as lactose intolereance which is inexplicably far more common in women, despite both sexes having the same digestive system.

>>21586649 (OP)
the fish

>>21586649 (OP)
Pasta is trash, if I never ate pasta again I wouldn't care less. It has no variety in preparation, no substance, and no texture. I could just eat boiled bread instead and it would be just as good.

>>21586660


For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>21586649 (OP)
Bread. Never liked it much anyway.

>>21587507
>Bread. Never liked it much anyway.
GAY

>>21586649 (OP)
whooooaaaa different pasta shapes means different flavors!
pasta is to adults what shape sorting is to italians.

>>21586649 (OP)
easy, potatoes

>>21586649 (OP)
I gave all of them up 3 years ago and I've never been healthier or had such cheap grocery bills.

>>21586715
I always suspected the other people who use this site have dipshit bigots for parents. That or no real parenting at all. Like 5% of the anons here are decent folk.

>>21588232
No, I grew up in CA raised by leftist cucks like you, which is why I despise you hypocritical cunts. Chug bleach faggot.

>>21586649 (OP)
Does no pasta mean no noodles? Are rice noodles rice or pasta? Vermicelli?

>>21588246
lol, you rejected everything "official" and "scientific" and now you live in the margins and feel superior to us "NPCs", huh? Yeah, that's the other way you nuts are created. You should've listened to your folks and stayed a "leftist cuck". What was it? Covid? Fags and trans? What made you crazy?

Ditch potatoes, nutritionally they are superior but I’m not going to miss some mashed potatoes or any other variant like I’ll miss any of the other 3

>>21588257
Honestly I feel sorry for you, you will never be able to admit your hypocritical "outgroup preference" is the cause of all your and society's problems, and thus you will suffer more than anyone until the system you simp and cuck for inevitably crushes you. You won't go with dignity either, cowards never do, you will beg and plead and profess your allegiance to the bitter end, and no one will mourn your pathetic existence when the monsters you protect kill you.

give up rice
easy

>>21586649 (OP)
I was never really big on rice

Potatoes, probably the least versatile food in there
Not gonna shed a tear if I cant have mashed potatoes or goyslop fries.

>>21586726
>Peruvian man visits refinery in Venezuela
>internationally renown
Sorry your father is insignificant and your mother would rather spend time with dozens of random kids instead of you

why are bread and pasta separate? same base ingredient

>>21588232
>I suspect I'm the normal one, everyone else is the weirdo
okay faggot
>>21588321
>potatoes least versatile
nice bait

>>21588232
>I suspect I'm the normal one, everyone else is the weirdo
nice delusion
>>21588321
>potatoes least versatile
nice bait

>>21586760
>used a
used as a

>verb
adjective

Pasta because it makes you dumb and fat

>>21588369
Renowned is the verb in that sentence and written incorrectly. Internationally is an adverb in that sentence.

>>21588341
Because the person who made it needed a fourth option. Corn would've fit perfectly, but it would be a no-brainer choice since it cattlefeed.

>>21588275
Not that anon but shut the fuck up muttoid.

I can't think of a single (good) rice dish that couldn't be made with something else.
I don't care about shitty raw fish weebslop.

>>21589034
I make a number of Indian and Japanese curries, they all taste better with rice and I have tried substitutes

>>21586654
>>21586691
>>21586754
>>21586649 (OP)
This is a great filter question, and pasta here is the breaking point.

Rice, easy. The least versatile, lowest protein, and least tasty.
Rice ain't terrible, it's fine, but it is the worst and it's not even close

>>21586769
Pic is just ye-olde TF2

>>21586649 (OP)
Pasta easily.

White rice is king. Pure energy, extremly easy to digest, carries no micronutrients to speak of but makes no illusions about it. There's a very good reason why top stronmen and athletes who make rice their main carohydrate of choice.
Potato is powerful. Versatile. Easy to grow, easy to keep,easy to prepare. Great source of potassium but also extrely filling which can be double edged sword.
Sourdough bread is a delicious, indulgent product of centuries of agriculture and human civilization. Decently rich in b-vitamins and iron, easily digestable and just a fucking top tier food all around.

p*sta is the odd one out. minimal nutrients but more difficult to digest, variety comes down mostly to shapes while its always slimy carb+fat combo that has to be slathered in sauce or hidden beneath meat to be eadible. really no comparison to the all time greats above it. one could do away with p*sta

>>21586660
/thread.
Mods lock this shit down

>>21589459
Do you consider aglio e olio to be slathered in sauce?
I have to admit, I very much love all four carbs and I'm hard pressed to pick which one I would get rid of. Maybe bread, because you can make bread from potatoes and rice, but wouldn't getting rid of bread also get rid of pasta?

>>21588885
No, the apostrophe and "s" (shortening of "is") is the verb in that sentence, and "internationally-renowned" which should've had a hyphen, by the way, is a compound adjective. Go back to school, ESL.

>>21586649 (OP)
i love potatoes and rice so its between the other two
i prefer sandwiches much more than stuff like spaghetti bolognese, tho it would suck to lose mac n cheese im still gonna have to give up pasta...

>>21586649 (OP)
I would give up pasta. Pasta sucks.

>>21589888
Pasta sauces taste better with bread than pasta anyway. Just eat your cheeseslop on pretzels instead

>>21589951
wondering if its possible to loophole it with rice noodles or potato noodles
theres even stuff like "potato buns" out there so maybe it counts

>>21586649 (OP)
rice, i order noodles anyway at chinese restaurants when available

>>21586649 (OP)
Rice.
I can always get risoni.

>>21589975
Gross

pasta, you can easily substitute pasta for rice in recipes but not the other way around

>>21586649 (OP)
get rid of beets they taste like dirt.

>>21586649 (OP)
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

I CAN'T DECIDE!!!

>>21586715
better not see you at the takeaway bruv

>>21587510
Sauce?

>>21588275
Wow, no wonder you don't get invited to family Christmas anymore. You must love the coming martial law. They'll round us libs right up and execute us in the streets. And you will be able to go out after dark because you have a red baseball cap on. It's going to work out great for you and we will get what we deserve for our compassion and progressive ideas.

>>21588353
>>21588356
Error

>>21586769
>"I have many hatts also but did not bringe them."
still makes me laf

>>21586649 (OP)
I'm Asian, so bread seems like a very easy choice.

>>21589204
it's a weeb test

>potatoes give me fries, chips, mashed potatoes, gratin dauphinois and god knows what else
>Bread gives me every fucking sandwich and tartines.
It's a toss up between rice and pasta. On one hand, sushi, on the other, lasagna. Both have only one redeeming meal.

Bread is only good at one thing, and that's being a shitty version of something else. Garlic bread, but garlic mushrooms btfos garlic bread. So easy choice.
Potatoes, rice, and pasta are always very good while bread at best can only ever be just kind of ok.

>>21587106
Gluten is gluten, faggot.
Do you also buy "energized" water, amd small sugar pills?

>>21591053
what could replace bread as a better vehicle for a good sandwich? Lettuce?
bread also gives us pizza, tortillas, pita, a lot of desserts, and more stuff im forgetting. If anything it's overpowered in this debate

>>21591048
There's plenty more tasty dishes you can make with pasta thank lasagna if you put your brain to work for even 30 seconds.

>>21588232
I thought these 4 were supposed to be cheap. So what do you get instead of them.

>>21591233
Lasagnas sauce and cheese tastes better with some bread than pasta. Pasta is worthless.

>>21591048
I can't just not have fried rice. I can go the rest of my life with no spaghetti ever again. I already only like spiral, penne, and farfalle. Linguini pastas suck dick and are annoying to eat. And I rarely even make pasta because it is so mid and the leftovers get shitty because you lose the al dente and it becomes a fucking mush.

>>21590710
I'm a 3rd party fag but you guys are so much worse than the cuckservatives it's unreal. Neither of you have any semblance of philosophical cohesion but your side is faggier. What happened to the hard gays, the gays who were tough as nails from being ostracized and sucking dick anyway?

>>21590710
>They'll round us libs right up and execute us in the streets.
They won't, they don't have to, just cutting off your gibs and threatening to arrest some actual criminals already has you cunts panicking and shitting yourselves. You're just projecting your own cowardly tyrannical desires, ones which will now never come to pass thanks to your own arrogance, weakness and stupidity. Rope yourself.

>>21591233
Like pasta + some sauce? Wow, so fantastic, how could I ever live without that?

Oh yeah, by not being a broke ass student anymore.

>>21591327
Sure but lasagna sauce and cheese tastes even better than that with bread AND pasta. Different textures that compliment each other.

>>21591505
You sound like you cook like a broke ass student so I hope you better your lot in life eventually.

>>21591520
Yeah but the other 3 are irreplacable. I barely even like tomato sauce. When I make pasta I usually make a bechemel alfredo or carbonara. Italian sausage already tastes good on a bun loaded with sauteed peppers and onions and ground beef lasagna is shit. The only thing I will miss is egg noodles with stroganoff but I can sub in long grain rice with that.

>>21591520
>broke ass
Let me guess, you're a female with a darker tone of skin between the ages of 48 and 58, with over a 30 BMI?

>>21591789
>rice
>irreplaceable
Not even close, and I love rice dishes. You can replace rice with other small grains much easier than you can replace pasta with bread wtf are you talking about? Some dishes just straight up won't work but that's the case with all 4 options.

>>21591801
But enough about your mother.

>>21592038
I've tried it with oats and quinoa. It doesn't work. Pasta just sucks

>>21586649 (OP)
The taters are the only thing there that can (under certain circumstances) be considered healthy.

Rice, pasta, and bread literally breaks down to sugar when it comes in contact with your saliva (amylase)

>>21587121
Pretty sure its bc of gliadin & zonulin and celiacs is just a stronger version of it. Maybe h pylori has a role due stomach dumping

>>21588885
im not giving up my nachos tacos etc. Rice is fucking useless even compared to corn

>>21587510
Source?

Rice, easy.

>>21586649 (OP)
>potato
healthiest of them all by far
i am addicted to fresh potato puree
so NO
>bread
i'm German, so giving up bread would literally be treason
you'll have to take my sunday morning pretzels from my cold, dead hands
so NO
>Pasta
don't care much about pasta specifically
but it's hard to replace and also I like making pasta
so NO
>Rice
I can't think of a single dish where I couldn't reasonably replace rice
(except maybe meme dishes like Sushi)
Quinoa, Barley, Couscous, Farro, Bulgur etc. so many options
even for something like Risotto, just use Orzo
so BEGONE

>>21586660
/ck/s quite literally only ever been the test board for people to try different/new shitpost and baitpost styles for other boards.
no-one actually comes here to discuss food and the few that do make threads on fast food.

>>21586657
No that's because you have your boyfriend give you rectal exams

>>21586724
Your moms a bot too

>>21587096
No one mentioned Americans except you, Liam

>>21587015
>t. butthurt Asian

>>21589015
NTA too but sure thing Timmy!

>>21586649 (OP)
Obviously drop the gookshit

>>21586649 (OP)
You can make pasta and bread out of potato and rice

>>21586649 (OP)
Pasta and it's not even close.

>>21586649 (OP)
I really, really like lasagne but I'm going to have to pick pasta.

>>21586792
>you could also replace potatoes with sweet potatoes
No you may not, they are categorically banned when you select potato. You can't just autism your way out of losing a food category by going "muh jasmine rice isn't long grain white rice so it doesn't count!" or "you posed semolina flour pasta, my whole wheat pasta doesn't count!"

>>21586649 (OP)
Not the easiest choice but I rarely eat bread so it's going.

>>21595894
lol fag

Pasta and its not even close.

Rice, easily.. it's mostly just filler anyway, rarely actually part of the main attraction

>>21589459
>highest IQ /ck/ poster
>>21596044
lol lmao even

>>21586649 (OP)
rice is an easy choice fuck rice

>>21586715
>>21586691
>>21586754
>>21586770
>>21588289
>>21588317
>>21589403
It's not a hard choice at all. Rice fucking sucks.

>>21586649 (OP)
>The click that destroyed this thread

>>21586649 (OP)
Rice goes.
I don't prepare it much, but when I do it's only with indian curry or chilli.
Curry pairs best with naan imo, and chilli is better on a bed of corn chips anyway.
I found out today that chilli with plain white rice aparrantly isn't that common? Growing up my folks would make it only in this way. bongoloid if that helps.

No more rice pudding would sting a little.

>>21588232
embarrassing newfag post lmfao

>>21586649 (OP)
Easily potatoes

>>21586649 (OP)
Pasta, easily. I enjoy it from time to time but it's not a staple in my diet.

>>21589685
You're clearly at wit's end in your attempts to shit up this thread with "troll" responses. I'll be the bigger person and stop responding after this post.

>>21586649 (OP)
Honestly tough choice. Bread and pasta both sucks.
Rice is a pasta so I guess I'll get rid of bread.

>>21586649 (OP)
Rice and bread are way too versatile. Pasta ain't as versatile, but there are so many different sauces to eat with pasta so I'd say potatoes. Still got yams, taro, or sweet potatoes.

>>21586649 (OP)
easy
pasta is ass

>>21586649 (OP)
Rice

>>21586649 (OP)
Potatoes.

>>21586649 (OP)
Rice. There's always little soggy bits of it that cling to the dish and get scraped into the garbage. Potatoes, bread and pasta never get wasted.

>>21586649 (OP)
Yes. The choice that destroyed /ck/.

>>21586649 (OP)
Pasta. Potatoes have too many nutrients to give up. and Bread and Rice are so fucking good…pasta is okay. I like all carbs but if I had to choose. Pasta.

>>21586649 (OP)
Drop rice. Use orzo. Same thing.

>>21586795
>>21586800
I know it's not exactly the same, but it's close enough as a substitute
quinoa and orzo pasta don't taste like rice either

>>21595871
by the same logic you couldn't eat any boiled seeds if you pick rice
or eat meatloaf if you choose bread

jasmine and long grain rice is like russet and yukon gold potatoes
potato and sweet potato is more like jasmine rice and corn
completely different plants
not even same philological family, let alone genus, specie and variety

>>21586649 (OP)
i don't think i've had a pasta dish i enjoyed in well over a year so i guess i'll go with that.