Thread 21587700

What's the fattest thing you've ever done?

was fat

>>21587700 (OP)
I like to order two different burgers and eat them with one in each hand, going back and forth between them. Especially if one of them's got spicy stuff like jalepenos or something.

A while back when Sonic had mozzarella sticks for 4/$1, I got 48 of them and ate them all in one sitting.

>>21587700 (OP)
pic related

>>21587700 (OP)
I got stoned and ate an entire grande meal, 2 supreme tacos and most of a crunchwrap from taco bell. Then I got home, took a sip of beer and as soon as it hit my guts I shit myself.

>>21587741
not a proud endeavor but understandable

Back when Arby's was doing the five for five deal I used to eat all five of them

I think its what Henry the VIII must have felt like

ate an entire 4 lb tomahawk steak (3 lb minus the bone) and half gallon of milk in one sitting
shit was delicious

>>21587700 (OP)
Exist.
t. 5'3 300lbs Man

>>21587768
I could bareknuckle box a rhino after a meal like that

3 donuts and a coffee with 3 sugars for breakfast
1 kouign-amann, a chocolate chip cookie, and an affogato for second breakfast
1 bagel with strawberry cream cheese and espresso for mid morning snack
a chicken salad sandwich, acai bowl, and a bag of potato chips for lunch
2 kind bars and a gatorade for mid afternoon snack
a sirloin steak, broccoli, half a baguette, some cheese, and a bottle of wine for dinner

>>21587775
no dessert?

>>21587700 (OP)
>always get a big mac and quater pounder at maca's, eat it in one sitting
>daily starbucks
>snacking between meals, have to take snack breaks at work since boss doesnt like people eating at desks
>pre-dinner at kwik trip
>post-dinner: box of mac and cheese or a pack of ramen

I was staying at a hotel for work last week and got really fucking hungry around 9pm. I walked across the street to burger king. I ordered two whoppers without gross as ketchup and nasty shit mayo. Of course the illegal immigrant double fist squeezed an on godly amount of mayo on both but I ate them anyways

>>21587700 (OP)
used to regularly get a pound of refried beans and a dozen tortillas and go to town. i just cant anymore, it makes me sluggish the rest of the day.

>>21587783
So many carbs and sugar. What do you snack on? Also whats your BMI?

>>21587700 (OP)
I once ate two full hotel pans of crab legs at a Chinese all you can eat buffet. Wasn't fat at the time, just spent two weeks being completely broke and living on top ramen while working road construction in the Florida sun, while also being 20 years old and having the appetite of a young man.
Now, at the ripe old age of 33, if I even look at anything besides lean meat and vegetables, I gain twenty pounds. I ballooned up to almost 300 pounds a few years ago, just eating like I always did when I didn't have to care about my weight, and then I've spent the past three years on a gay ass diet and exercise regimen and I can't get below 230. Well, that's not true, I'm sitting at 224 right now but I've also been on strong antibiotics for the past couple of days and I puke everything back up. Bulimia is truly an op weight loss method, I just wish I didn't have an honest to God phobia of puking.

>>21587786
Yeah.. youve basically got concrete mix trying to work its way through your colon.

>>21587772
Jesus man, I'm 6'1" and looked like a fucking walrus when I was almost 300. You're wasting your gift, bud, you could be absolutely jacked with much less effort than a guy my size.

>>21587787
depends on whats on sale at the store
chips, popcorn (not microwave, cant do that at work), cheetos, cheezeits, cookies, peanut m&ms, sugared pecans, i have no loyalty as long as it tastes good
i dont know my bmi and at this point i dont want to know

Ate a whole loaf of garlic bread and chased it down with cream soda.

>>21587741
I would give you pay money to watch you eat 48 mozzarella sticks. Thats honestly impressive. If I eat like 8 mozzarella sticks I'm full and I think I'd puke at like 16.

usually it involves donuts. it's insane how loaded they are and they don't fill you up. my cousin brought home a dozen the other day and I ate 2 chocolate custards with my coffee. Then I ate kielbasa and buttered noodles for lunch. then I ate 2 bowls of short rib ragu I braised for 3 hours. with fettucine noodles.Then I ate a glazed donut from that dozen. then doritos while watching scream vi

>>21587786
take biotin, it'll help

>>21587700 (OP)
like 4 frozen sausage patties, 2 kraft singles wrapped in a flour tortilla with ketchup.

i ate 2 boxes of those microwave white castle burgers a few months ago
the smell in the bathroom next morning didnt go away for hours, even with the fan on. its like it seeped into the grout or something

>>21587700 (OP)
I made a burger using grill cheese sandwiches as buns

I ordered Jimmy John's and they didn't cut my sandwich in half but I ate it anyway

When I was a fat fuck in my youth (300lbs) I’d regularly eat large dominos pizzas, wings, cinnamon sticks and a 2 liter

Once ate an entire large or XL pizza and an entire cherry pie with whip cream for dessert lol

>>21587700 (OP)
i eated a hungry man meal when i wasnt even hungry, man

I was at an office meeting/lunch and apparently was eating too much shrimp, one of the guys says "Hey Anon, the ocean called. They're running outta shrimp."
I was absolutely humiliated.
Couldn't even think of a good comeback until the ride home.

>>21587860
just tell him his nose ate up all the oxygen

Snuck into the trash can growing up and ate all the trimmed steak fat from my parents steaks. Id eat the fat cold as to not wake my parents up.

>>21587700 (OP)
I'm skinny, but I used to melt ice cream into my hot chocolate and dunk triple chocolate chunk cookies into it as a snack

>>21587873
stupid little rat/raccoon boy

>>21587791
I'm workin on it. Started hitting the gym a couple months ago and getting a little help from Dr Ozempic. Wanna stop looking like a hobbit and start looking like a dwarf.

>>21587881
Eating out of the trash can is really fucked up. I wasn't poor growing up, ate more than enough but I couldn't help the urge to eat everything edible instead of tossing it. If im at a potluck id have to restrain myself if people waste

>>21587884
Operating under the assumption that this guy wasn't being an unreliable narrator, it's kind of lame to get that angry over a stupid sandwich. If a friend of mine did something like that, and he didn't do it all of the time and he really was sincere in his apology, I would just let it slide. Of course, I'm not a woman. Let the man order a pizza to make up for it, no one cares about your local fagwich.

I accidentally ate two large pizzas

>>21587700 (OP)
I weighed in at 598lbs a couple months ago. One thing that comes to mind is I used to go to a Thai restaurant on a regular basis and order three entrees along with multiple appetizers. I would sit in the restaurant with a napkin tucked in my shirt, eating all of the food in front of everyone with no shame.

I also used to go through multiple drive thru's of different fast food restaurants to get all the food I wanted to eat for one meal.

I don't really eat like that anymore other than occasionally I will binge and eat three big macs and two mc chickens, or order $60 worth of chinese food to eat over the course of a weekend.

>>21587907
that tandoori mixed grill looks fire, could savage that and a naan right now

>>21587907
Place yourself on an artificial food budget of $6 a week. Eat beans made in your slow cooker. Beans are filling and good for you. Youll lose 300lbs in no time

>>21587907
Bast bloatmaxxer

>>21587907
>I would sit in the restaurant with a napkin tucked in my shirt
quintessential fatkino opening pre-intervention shot

>>21587700 (OP)
During COVID lockdown I once drank a whole six pack with an entire fifth of whiskey, and at some point ordered 10 McDoubles and 5 apple pies and ate them all. I should be dead.

>>21587943
Did you eat them all at once or throughout your blackout?

>>21587700 (OP)
200 maybe? She had big tits and I was drunk.

>>21587907
one of my favorite fat maxing techniques is dipping my sandwiches in garlic infused oil then taking massive bites and shooting the condiment bottles into my mouth. I think your bib method would work good on this to minimizing the mess and putting on a display to shock others

>>21587949
Over like, a 2 week period.

>>21587700 (OP)
your mom

>>21587700 (OP)
So, I managed to "out-eat" both ozempic and wegovy.

I've gained 219 more pounds above my starting weight.

shoveled dry cereal into my mouth while i waited for my tv dinner to finish in the microwave

>>21587700 (OP)
I ate a big bag of doritos and then another bag of albanese gummy bears after some pizza slices. I smoked some good weed and really got

Fucked a 330lb girl

threw away a pack of unfinished oreos because they made me sick but dug them back out of the trash a day later and finished them off after getting munchies

i live a neurotically healthy life right now but that memory haunts me, it's almost like sucking dick for crack and you can never unsuck a dick

>>21587700 (OP)
When red lobster really didn't care how many biscuits you would get, I would sit there with multiple baskets, dip the biscuits in ranch. Probably eat 20 of them, maybe 30 if I was drinking.

>>21587700 (OP)
went to mcd's drive thru:
2 double quarter pounders with cheese
4 mcdoubles
4 mchcickens
20 mcnuggets
2 large fries

as soon as i got the food went to burger king across the street:
- 1 double whopper
- 2 onion rings
- 2 bacon whopper juniors

ate all this slop in one sitting
passed out
when I woke up someone shit in my pants

that was my last binge before swearing off fast food. been 3 years.

>>21587994
gottem

>>21588111
>when I woke up someone shit in my pants

>>21587700 (OP)
Ordered two medium pizzas and a cookie pizza from pizza hut and ate all three in a single sitting, that was back when I weighed 500 pounds

as a 400lber you guys have done the fattest shit imaginable holy fuck get a grip and re-think your lives

>>21587860
Tell him "Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you."

>>21587700 (OP)
I got up at 5:30am this morning and ate a hungry jacks mega brekky wrap, two hash browns, 3 maccas hotcakes, large fries, sausage mcgriddle and a large coffee frappe. I feel sick and I hate myself

>>21587700 (OP)
Ate an entire pizza and 20 wings by myself then drunk drove to get 2 calzones and McDonalds. At some point in the night I puked it up and went to bed and in the morning saw that I had somehow puked it up with very little liquid so partially digested pizza, wings, and calzones was piled in a neat little heap for me to clean up.

I used to fugg a fatty who worked at a candy shop called Mr Bulky (my friends used to call her Mrs Bulky) who would bring me candy. So it's like I paid for candy with pen0r.

>>21587700 (OP)
I'm not insanely overweight or anything, but more than I'd like to be (I'm 6'0 or 6'1 and hover around 200), and one night someone was in town at my friend's, and we got high and ate food from this walkable taco shop.

I ate three burritos after drinking, and a whole carne asada fries platter. I threw up in his driveway in the morning.

-White castle crave case challenge
-12 chicken tenders, not nugs, from circle k with 2 24oz to make me extra bloated before going back to a manual labor job
-aurelios fiesta size thick crust pepperoni (sorta like pizza hut pan style)
-king size breaded steak from ricobenes with mozz, marinara, hot giardinara, and a side of hot fries
-30 pack of icehouse in about 8 hours.
-handle of vodka in a little more than 8
-lmao3plaet at various buffets
-full rack ribs with Mac cheese, slaw, mashed taters
6'2 160lb. And I'm a repeat offender of all of these

>>21587700 (OP)
Ate a whole large pizza from Dominos

>>21587788
>I once ate two full hotel pans of crab legs at a Chinese all you can eat buffet.
That buffet owner must have been absolutely seething

>8 fried boudin wraps
>1 lb smoked boudin
>large dominos pizza
>half a hunt brothers pizza (2 hunks)
>bowl of red beans and rice
>one and a half rotissere chickens
>approximately 2 3 litre bottles of faygo throughout the day

Was kind of my lowest point in terms of food. The second rotissere chicken laid next to me when I finally nodded off. I'm still fat and eat too much, but now I'm back to simply 'fatass' levels and not 'about to meet Dr. No.'

>>21587700 (OP)
Back when mcds cheeseburgers were 50c I'd get ten of them at a time and eat them all. Or when Big Macs were on special for $1 I'd get 3 or 4 and eat them all.
That was obviously many years ago. I don't eat like that anymore. The last really fat thing I did was like 5 years ago when I crushed up a bunch of tortilla chips and poured salsa on it and ate it like a bowl of cereal. But even that's not super terrible. Just seems like a fatass way to eat 1/3 bag of chips.

>>21587773
In your dreams. Because that meal would put you to sleep.

>>21587775
If I eat doughnuts I want them with black or creamed coffee, but no sugar in it. I like the contrast of the sweet and the bitter. Sweet on sweet is gross. That's like having chocolate milk with cookies. You're losing an important element. The contrast.

>>21587783
You can't be fit with that lifestyle.

>>21587700 (OP)
ordered an XL pizza and ate it all in like 30 minutes

>>21587788
Eat fatty meat and vegetables and you'll fill up quicker and eat less and lose weight. I promise you.

>>21587905
Women suck sometimes when they host stuff. I remember years ago there was this website called Food Network Humor that just made fun of Food Network daytime cooking shows. And they highlighted a video (you can't find it now at all) of Giada DeLaurentiis flipping out on this dude for taking two twice-baked potato halves. Some friend of her husband. There's this buffet and guy grabs these two things that are like glorified potato skins and she yells "Oh my god! TWO Potatoes!!" and she had this look on her face like he fucked everything up and she's trying to hold it together. Meanwhile the whole thing is just all for the show anyway. It wasn't a real Super Bowl party. What a bitch.

>>21588072
Wow. What was the starting weight? We're all anonymous here.

>>21588082
The weed will do it. Unless you can make the weed your bitch and use it to your advantage. I've had both.

>>21588111
Wow. I really can't imagine either one of those orders not being enough. I guess at that level of fattitude anything is possible. Like an alcoholic in his prime being able to kill a case of beer in a day.

Also, it's *whoppers junior*. Like attorneys general.

>>21588158
Tell us how you got down from 500.

>>21588331
I'm sure once a week they get some asshole in there filling up on ungodly amounts of the most expensive item. It's balanced out because when I visit a place like that I have one plate of like fried rice and some battered fried and sauced chunks of meat thing like sesame chicken or sweet and sour pork. I ate $3 worth of food and paid $14 for it and they eat $25 worth of food at pay $14 for it. At the end of the day the owner comes out ahead. And there aren't that many all you can eat mom and pop asian buffets so it's not like the owner was even there.

>>21587700 (OP)
Ate a sandwich while I was making 2 other sandwiches and hot chocolate

Killed an entire box of Reese's Puffs and Raisin Bran Crunch in one sitting. After a hike.

>>21588420
To tide you over. To give you the energy you need to make the others.

>>21588422
A guy who hikes can do fat shit like that now and then.

>>21587700 (OP)
what's with the nigger homosexuals?

>>21587741
Toilet aftermath? It must have been hell, like trying to poop concrete

>>21588428
You'd know, admit it now.

>>21588428
It might be a british potty breath type, the kind that us in the USA tend to avoid.

>>21587860
Based cantstandya

>>21588440
I can understand that having eaten a full can of onion & garlic pringles and a liter or two of fanta.

>>21587907
No way a human being can reach 600 pounds. I don't believe it.

>>21587860
What did you think of in the ride home please god tell me

>>21588449
I've seen that, some big fat oinker by my high school couldn't fit through a door, it (she) needed help to get through double doors,

>>21588450
Blazing Saddles

Guess the demographic of the big fat negress?

>>21588429
I've had problems in the past after a meal based on a shitfuck of raclette and tartiflette. Too much cheese, completely clogged for two days. It was not nice.

>>21588468
Who the fuck names their kids raclette and tartiflette?

>>21588450
see >>21588186
Faggot.

>>21587700 (OP)
fell asleep on a bag of shredded cheese that I had been using with some tortilla chips to make mouth nachos manually. i was about to pass out drunk and needed anything resembling a meal. when i woke up, my body heat had melted the cheese into one big flattened blob from me laying on it for hours

>>21588470
Apparently frenchfronch people

Ate a whole costco pizza in one day.

Ordered four burgers and four portions of chips from a small local chain and 10 chicken tenders from KFC
Didn't eat it all but got pretty close

>>21588474
Nobody in their right mind would call another french.

>>21588478
What a deal, are you some kind of sucker?

>>21588478
Oh and I washed it down with a beer

>>21588480
Pretty sure I got good deals on both

>>21587705
Am fat

>>21587907
If you're still so heavy but you don't eat like that anymore, what's keeping you at nearly 600? Have you started turning things around or do you just not whale out so extremely? Or are you saying you still eat a ton but just not in public or from drivethrus? It's perfectly respectable to balloon up in the privacy of your home. In fact it's kind of unavoidable at some point.
I hope you can turn things around. It can be done. Just get off carbs and you'll see a huge loss fast. But I guess if you could do that sort of things you wouldn't have become nearly 600.
I really hope you can pull up your nosedive though.

>>21588449
mmrrrrrmmph

>>21588473
Are you saying you ate that cheese blob? Or just that the "manual mouth nachos" were the fat thing you did.

>>21588481
You watch lame shit.

>>21588503
i didn't eat the blob. that would have been fat. the shoving handful after handful of uncooked chips and cheese into my mouth felt fat. maybe more retarded. sloth like

>>21587700 (OP)
I woke up 5 minutes ago and I was already browsing ubereats for deals before I opened 4chinchin

>>21588505
Everyone does.

I used to be a serious fatass (400lbs 10 years ago, now at 215lbs). I ate 6 McChickens and 6 McDoubles in about half an hour. I was sick for the next 2 days.

I didn't take a picture of her

>>21587700 (OP)
made a beer-battered, deep fried, cheese stuffed burger.

>>21588072
Ive been on a high dose of tirz + reta for over 9 months and it's done fuck and shit for me. My hunger is emotional so even though my stomach says noooo dont do it and the drugs make me mildly queasy all the time it's the hole in my brain that I'm trying to fill so none of that matters to me. And yeah ive tried psychiatric meds liie bupropion and they didnt stop it either. t. 5'8" 270lb binge eater fatzoid.

>>21587700 (OP)
Two entire costco pizzas in a 24h window

>>21587700 (OP)
I ate two grilled chreeses with ham at once after downing a bottle of booze, heck I still 10 years after don't remember what booze that was. Now if I was a real glutton I'd have had bacon on those 'witches.

>>21588479
Frenchy French, I put my time in at BNP Paribas, I know those stinking Frenchies.

Throw a green laser beam around the French and it scares the living daylights out of them.

>>21587700 (OP)
Probably that time when I got addicted to putting differently flavored fizzy powder into my coke.
>How many sugars do you put in your cola?

>>21589019
Seems like a bad hangover, sleep it off.

>>21589019
That's what happens to your mind when you don't add enough flavacol to your popcorn when watching stupid hollywood movies, it pops too early

>>21589006
>Two entire costco pizzas in a 24h window
Wow

>>21587700 (OP)
Ur mom

>>21587700 (OP)
I once ate two large stuffed-crust all-meat pizzas with some ranch on the side paired with a 2L coke and 2 dozen chicken wings (half buffalo wings and half wasabi flavoured)

I weigh 231 pounds so I'm obese but not landwhale fat... yet

>>21587700 (OP)
I ate 4 lbs of brisket sliced real thin in the korean style and cooked in a pan like bacon. Had it with lettuce, kimchi, and that sesame oil-black pepper-salt combo they use in Korean restaurants

Pretty good

I once got really cross faded and had my gf take me to McDonalds where I ordered 40 mcnuggets, 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, 2 sausage mcmuffins, and a few hashbrowns, then ate all of it in one sitting. I think I ate like 20 of the nuggets just in the 10 minute drive home, then ate the rest at home while drinking 5 or 6 more beers.
I also had a ~2 month period in my life where I was going through a repeating cycle of eating an entire large Domino's buffalo chicken pizza as well as one of their hot italian sandwiches or an order of wings and drinking the majority of a 30 rack of PBR in one night, then the whole next day I wouldn't eat or drink anything (other than water of course). I just repeated that '1-on-1-off' cycle for way too long.

My early 20's were weird.

>>21589019
A cousin and I did that while watching some movie, the stuff starting fizzing out of our noses, it was funny which made it even worse.

>>21587746
would cram

>>21589106
Cram some Albanese exotic fruits where the sun don't shine, they're better than Haribo.

>>21587809
A good donut is mostly air

>>21589111
No shit Sherlock?
That's their business model and for you to buy a fucking pathetic coffee to wake up your pathetic day.

>>21587700 (OP)
I was 19-20, I'm 6'5". At the time I was about 165ish lbs. I'd eat like a fucker, I couldn't put weight on and I was in training. I went to some place that did "the full monty". It was: 8oz rump steak, 8oz gammon steak, chicken breast, 2 lamb chops, a pork chop, 3 x bacon, 3 x sausage, 3 x eggs, beans, peas, a flat mushroom, grilled tomato and chips. If you could eat it all in 30 mins, you'd get it for free. I finished the whole thing quickly, as I'd been drinking. I drank about 5 more pints, ordered a second one. Finished it all. The waitress came over and asked me to pay this time. She showed me the smallprint "one per customer, per week". What? I mean, I can imagine enforcing one per day because you may still be in there and the staff may know you, but what if I went in the next day and there was different staff. Anyway it was reasonably exorbitant to me at the time, so I didn't try again. I reckon now, that'd more likely be 3 meals.

>order taco bell
>delivery guy brings the wrong food (popeyes)
>get a full refund + $8
this happened just now and i'm debating on ordering more food

How stupid and creepy do you need to be to need a coffee and donut in the morning?

>>21589119
You might consider getting a real job instead of dealing with faggy discounts and looking in garbage bins.

>>21589119
How are you paying for delivery yet are posting here?

>>21589127
Grew up in NYC, that's enough. Didn't pump out kids.

>>21589129
via mobile

>>21589127
At least it wasn't chicago or los angles.

>>21588425
It gets boring after a while. I'm tired of junk food now.

>>21587700 (OP)
I was sore from a long work week and ate around 5lbs of chicken thighs in a day.

one time I ate a whole dominoes pizza in an entire day. I just ate nothing but pizza that day until the box was gone. it was awful.

>>21589137
Chicken
Chicken
Chicken
Gimmie a chicken dinner

>>21589144
I was eating carnivore/keto at the time in my defense.

I'm a HUNGRY MAN
I need a chicken dinner now!
A drop of tobascy scorpion sauce makes it all better

>>21589149
There's no defense for being a homosexual

WINNER
WINNER
CHICKEN DINNER

>>21587700 (OP)
I ate a whole bag of taco doritos when they came back, they just weren't the same, they tasted stale like they came out of some russia / ukrainian war zone.

I once had a glass of water with ice in it.
Could never do that now.

>>21589169
>>21587700 (OP)
Same with guacamole doritos, my piss was green for two days. I consiidered going to a doctor until I realized that I ate a bag of green doritos.

>>21588411
Took some shrooms a couple years ago, brought a 30 case of miller highlife to my friends and drank the entire thing over the course of like 6 hours. I didn't really notice until my other friends ran out of beer and went to switch to mine but there was only three left, at which point they just went to grab more so I could polish it off solo. Didn't even feel that drunk and felt great the next morning. It was weird.

ate 3 pizza once

>>21587700 (OP)
ate an entire 170g bag of chips in one sitting. that's half my daily calories and hardly any protein

>>21588525
lol, true. But most have the sense not to advertise it. Put on something classy for your photo.

>>21588478
>eating all that greasy shit in bed
you sick fuck

>>21589238
I was on the bed, not in it

>>21589006
That's fucked up. Despite feeling full and queasy and knowing it's bad your brain still says "Eat"? You need to find another drug. Like a drug to abuse like stimulants or dope or booze. That's an addiction nightmare. But even worse. Eating against every impulse not to is something I cannot even imagine. That would make a good horror movie or short story or something.

>>21589019
>himbeer

wha?

>>21589244
it's in bed, not on bed

>>21589100
That sounds healthy as fuck, dude. No carbs at all. That's how I ate myself thin, meals like that.

>>21589254
>anon got in trouble for jumping in the bed
do you see a therapist?

>>21589115
Don't be an asshole when you can't even properly deploy a question mark.

>>21589254
You should've said
>eating all that greasy shit on the bed

>>21589258
do you sleep on bed?

>>21589263
I sleep on the bed when it's too hot to get under the blanket

>>21589263
most of the time

>>21589136
This bot replied to the wrong post.

>>21589177
I'm pretty sure it's not normal for foods to color your urine weird shades. You need to drink way more water.

>>21589201
Mushrooms allow that sort of thing to happen. I don't understand it either.

>>21589272
Yea it is. Beets will turn your piss red or pink depending on how much liquid is in you and how much beets you ate. Nutritional yeast can turn your pee a neon like yellow.

>go to bojangles for a quart of mashed potatoes and gravy with a few slices of cheese on top
>use a knife to mix it all together
>bring the mixture across the street with me to an arby's
>order a meat mountain and three large jamocha shakes
>bring it to my table
>get the mixture
>spread it between each layer of the mountain
>drench it in horsey sauce
>begin the feast
>chest starts hurting halfway through, drink the shakes (half-melted at this point) to cool the burn
>finish the entire thing
>get an uber to pick me up
>tell her i'll tip 40% if they make it to my house in the next three minutes (it's 15 minutes out)
>shit myself really bad in the car
>the smell makes me gag up some milkshake

I ate four plates of mexican food on multiple occasions

>>21587761
lol

>>21587786
>bro used to eat all this shit for lunch or breakfast

lmfao

Getting drunk after dinner to then get midnight tacos/burritos

>>21589249
In Germany they genderize their root beer

>>21588331
They tried to kick me out and I said that they should know not to get between a hungry dog and his food, and then I barked at them until they relented. I've actually posted this story many times over the years, pretty much every time this kind of thread comes up.

I bought two family-sized oven pizzas from lidl on a discount, put half a kilo of ground pork between them like a burger, cooked them and slathered in ketchup, ate in one sitting for late dinner. 5600 cal according to cronometer. i started farting every two minutes or so at 4 am and didnt stop till next day midnight

>>21587783
>>always get a big mac and quater pounder at maca's, eat it in one sitting

Thats like $15 in todays money

>>21589491
That's pretty based

>>21588414
Honestly, therapy, and moving out of mom and dad's house, been stuck above 400 for way too fucking long though

>>21588398
>Eat fatty meat
I have gout and I flare up if I eat too much fatty shit. I have steak on special occasions, and every time, I pay for it by limping around for a week or two.
I eat exactly twice a day and always have, used to be two huge meals though, now it's two regular portions and I just go through my day very hungry and go to bed hungry. Maybe the keto and carnivore stuff really does help some people, but I'm positive that if I did that, I would be very gouty

>>21589524
The only time I have had gout flare ups is when I eat sugar and ultra processed foods.

>>21589531
I don't eat much sugar anymore, the biggest things that contributed to my weight loss for a while was simply stopping beer and soda, and I lost more weight when I cut out processed sugar entirely. Dessert for me is a small bowl of fruit, once a week, that's where I get my sugar.
Honestly I probably just have to work out more, if I want to dip below 225, but I won't, I have two kids and an active job and my slut wife sucks out my gainz every night.

idk man, Ive eaten a lot of fucked up shit.

>>21589249
Me beer

>>21589524
>>21589531
Don't you just take uric acid supplements?

>>21589103
kek

>>21587700 (OP)
my ex

>>21587700 (OP)
If I dropped something, I would buy another one.

>>21587767
>I think its what Henry the VIII must have felt like
If he was a starving hobo.

>>21587807
I once ate 12 cheese enchiladas, and for the next couple of days was shitting concrete pipe.

>>21587825
>smell in the bathroom next morning didnt go away for hours,
can confirm, I ate 6 over the course of 2 days. fucking worst smelling shits I ever had.

>>21587700 (OP)
I shredded up a rotisserie chicken, added some peas, mushrooms, garlic, an onion, added macaroni and cheese and went to town. I do that once every couple years and I'm not even fat. That was just lost, I do wish that I had a girlfriend to share it with.

>>21587788
>I once ate two full hotel pans of crab legs at a Chinese all you can eat buffet.
asian detected.

>>21587700 (OP)
>ate $60-$75 worth of Taco Bell for dinner daily, for about 5-6 weeks
>ate five heaping plates of food at a chinese buffet, and before that ate an entire bag of licorice candy
>got 2 combo meals, including a drink and a shake at wendys for 2 days straight
>ate $30 worth of gas-station food for breakfast and lunch
>drank 2 bottles of wine daily for 5 years

>>21589115
I'm just saying it's easy to down 12 donuts without feeling full

>>21590165
What kind of donuts are those? Midget sized for Tattoo from Fantasy Island, Hervé Villechaize. I can see him downing a baker's dozen in a minute. As far as I know a baker's dozen is 13.

>>21590191
do you go to a psychiatrist by any chance?

>>21588186
George, there are no jerk stores.

>>21590162

Shit dude, how are you now?

>>21587700 (OP)
other day i drank like 5ltrs of condensed milk from 1kg of powder lol
felt great

>>21587700 (OP)
I remember back in High School coming home one day and I was just really, really hungry. I noticed that my Mom bought a 32 oz containers of sesame noodles for dinner so I decided to take a little nibble off the top. A few minutes later I decided to do it again and then again until dinner finally rolls around and there was maybe 10% of the container left, lmao she was so pissed off. I really like sesame noodles.

>>21587700 (OP)
Maybe not ever but what comes to mind is that time I just cooked an entire box of Texas toast and at that shit on its own as a midnight snack.

>>21588428
I drank enough beer that it evened out to a fairly normal shit.

>>21587883
Aren't dwarves fatter than hobbits?

But good on you for working out. Keep at it, man. You'll make it.

>>21588449
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heaviest_people

>[Minnoch] had a body fat percentage of about 80%. Minnoch said water retention was the primary cause of his obesity. British obesity specialist David Haslam contends Minnoch's water retention was a consequence of his severe weight, not the cause of it.

Jon Brower Minnoch weighed 635kg.

>>21589391
Stop using the name "bibbit", dumbass.

>>21590205
I am doing much better now that I don't drink that much wine anymore.
I still eat that same amount of taco bell, but on rare occasions where I don't feel like cooking and I am home-alone.
I've mostly stopped eating at the gas station in the mornings due to me not waking up in time to get my daily brekkie.

As for the chinese buffet, I don't go there anymore so I haven't eaten that gluttonous in a year or 2?

>>21589249
Raspberry

>>21587700 (OP)
Sometimes I would go and order a taco/burrito party pack at Taco Bell and eat all 4 burritos and 4 tacos in one sitting as a big fucking meal while watching the Chris Chan documentary.

>>21587907
good speed on your diet

>>21588091
im not even a furry but i find this type of humor absolutely fucking hilarious

>>21589373
grim

>>21590704
That was clearly fictional.

>>21590707
grimm

>>21589373
why didn't you just shit in the arby's bathroom

>>21590714
lots of people are really against shitting in public/outside of their own home

>>21590308
Grim and fascinating at the same time.

>>21590847
Or their own pants! Hey-OOOOOOOH!!

>>21587700 (OP)
Your mom

doordash fast food twice in one day

>>21587700 (OP)
Ate like 4 Billy's pizza in one sitting

When I was a bartender I'd deep fry myself a gardenburger and put bacon and cheese and mayonnaise on it.

Long time ago Used to go to Wendy’s and get a great big combo meal and then a small burger and fries just for the ride home. The ride was probably 10 minutes. Once ate a PJs extra large meat lovers by myself in one sitting.
I love Cheetos and can’t stop until they are gone. Currently 220. Have been probably 320 at my heaviest. (And 150 in my 20s at my skinniest.)

>>21587700 (OP)
I bought like 20 bucks worth of Taco Bell for myself the other day, haven't done that in like 10 years

Had an extended period of life where my days consisted of waking up, doordashing a minimum of two pizzas worth of junk food, waiting for the delivery to arrive, stuffing myself, and sleeping off the food coma - all from the comfort of my mattress on the floor.

>>21591177
>20 bucks worth of Taco Bell
You had a soft taco and a drink?

>>21587700 (OP)
Kraft singles rolled up like a taquito, filled with ranch dressing

>>21587700 (OP)
Pretty sure when I was in college I ate an entire Domino's pizza as well as cinnamon knots back when Medium meant Large instead of the other way around. There was a 2-liter involved, but I hated non-diet sodas even then, so IIRC it was a Diet Coke.
>>21588072
What the fuck
How are you even able to post

Ate a whole jar of peanut butter at 3 am. I don’t even know

>>21590146
those things smell horrid out the microwave, can’t imagine the smell in the toilet
t. had a roommate that would make these

I ate 24 kings hawaiian rolls and I just rubbed the pieces I was ripping off onto butter I didn't spread it with a knife

A few days in 2009, while enjoying the early days of going NEET...

>pass out from 8AM to 8PM
>get up, make carb heavy meal and brew a cup of strong, blank french pressed cofffee to "stay up"
>pass out from 10 PM to 8 AM

Doing this caught up with me eventually and I lost the weight. But still, it didn't feel good.

>>21592096
Try dipping kings hawaiin bread in dill dip my friend. Then try dipping rye bread in dill dip too. Both will blow your mind.

>>21587700 (OP)
Right now I'm already planning how I'll restrict my food intake prior to my birthday because I'm gifting myself a McDonald's hamburger wrapped in the biggest pizza I can procure

I might purge it after though so I don't know if it counts as fat or just disordered

>>21587746
Europoor White Castle?

>>21591351
Grossest admission ITT yet.

>>21592143
You were only awake for two hours? How does that work?

>>21592390
Southern White Castle

>>21590712
nice

>>21592443
Not sure, but I was pretty depressed at the time.

>>21588414
>Tell us how you got down from 500.
he took a shit and now he's 490

>>21591289
the mattress had sheets right?
it wasn't bare

RIGHT?

>>21587700 (OP)
I hid the family brownie package under my bed and my brother found it one day and said "so that's where they went!". it was just funny.

>>21592716
>the family brownie package

Went for this huge camping trip where I ate like shit for a week (food was fine, just stomach issues so it went right through me after every meal). Got home, rested up for a day, and then got unnaturally hungry. Just said fuck it.
In one sitting I ate two large pizzas (one pepperoni, one supreme), an entire box of pic related, and then a massive cheese burrito I just threw on random cheeses I had in the fridge. Mexican mix, parmesan, pepper jack, didn't matter. I cleaned out the cheeses.
Then I got sick again.
But it was some weird urge that I just had to keep eating and I didn't care about the nutrition or how bad it was for me, I just wanted to gorge.

>>21587700 (OP)
Order two large pizzas and two of those cheesy bread things from dominos with extra toppings and eat all of it alone while drunk in one sitting
Haven't done that in years though, I'm reformed

>>21593067
Sounds like demonic influence. Gluttony is a big thing with them.

>>21589247
>Despite feeling full and queasy and knowing it's bad your brain still says "Eat"?
Yeah there's a total disconnect between the empty feeling in my stomach (hunger) and the empty feeling in my head (depression), they don't talk to eaxh other but they both compel me to eat. Tirz shuts the former up, or even makes it uncomfortable to eat, but it doesn't fill the hole in my head so I'm still xommanded to eat.

I guess watch the whale if you want to see a fat man eat to fill the void in his soul for two hours. It's definitely a horror film in that regard.

One day I went to the grocery store and bought like 8 different frozen foods.
>2 pizzas (oven)
>1 spanakopita (oven)
>2 single serving frozen pastas (microwave)
>1 tray of pizza bites (oven)
>1 bacon cheeseburger mac & cheese (microwave)
First I made 1 pizza and ate the whole thing in 10 minutes. So I decided to follow it up with the spanakopita, which was very good. Then I just kept making them one by one until, by 2 PM, I had eaten all of them. The worst part is I got hungry by dinner time so I got pizza delivered.
First I ate 2 slices, but was still hungry. So I ate more until there were only a couple slices left. I was completely stuffed and felt like shit, but felt that leaving 2 slices was bad form, so I forced those last 2 slices down. I was chasing it with Steel Reserve of course (4 cans total)

The next day I decided to look up the total calorie count and it was over 7,000.

>>21587700 (OP)
Eat container of frosting. Multiple sittings but still. I don't even remember liking it that much. I think my "fat moments hall of fame" are all "terminated a large amount of sweet things over a short period of time but didn't even enjoy it".

>>21593602
I feel like that would give me an impacted colon or something.

>>21593602
Did this with a pack of oreos, it's just too good of a combo. Shame pb oreos are garbage.

>>21593631
I've done this. Felt greasy as fuck after, and found out it's like 80% soybean oil.

>>21593067
>But it was some weird urge that I just had to keep eating
It's called hunger, Amerilard. It's what you experience if you don't absorb nutrients for an entire week.

Got high as bejeezus and ate an entire frozen tombstone pizza and then made mac n cheese, ate most of it, threw up, waited a little while drinking water, then ate the rest of the mac n cheese.

doordashed two milkshakes

>>21593279
Yes, I've seen it a few times. I was very obese at one point but never achieved whale levels. Sounds like a nightmare. I hope you can get that fixed. Or find a way to trick yourself into enjoying cabbage soup or something when you need to eat endlessly.

>>21593550
Holy shit, anon. That's hardcore. These are some real "war stories" we're getting ITT. Helps me keep from having a terrible food relapse or falling back into food abuse and obesity.
One day at a time...

>>21593761
It's not normal hunger. If it were nutrient loss he'd be compelled to eat healthy things. Like kids who eat dirt or clay from the ground.

>>21593550
>First I ate 2 slices, but was still hungry.
This is the point at which your post starts to sound just like The Very Hungry Caterpillar

One time, I had gone out with my parents to Easter lunch at an Italian restaurant, where I had a full 12-inch spicy pizza, large plate of spaghetti bolognese, appetizer salad, and cheesecake for dessert, along with three rye and cokes.

When I got back home, I was still feeling hungry, so I Uber Eats'd 4 double burgers from a local joint, each with their own order of large fries. While waiting for the food, I downed 3/4 of a bottle of scotch. When it arrived, I ate every last morsel of it, washed down with the remaining scotch. I then went straight to bed and slept for around 15 hours.

I've never done anything like that before or since. I'm blaming the booze.

>>21592443
>>21592458
The South will fall again!

>drinking on a night off and eating shitty Totinos pizza for dinner
>one was good but still hungry so I pop the last one in and go back to headphones
>forget all about that shit but it's in my toaster oven so no fire hazard
>maybe an hour later I run out for more beer
>still hungry, Little Caesars is right near the store I'm at
>realize I have a coupon and order a pizza and bread sticks
>eat all the bread sticks, half the pizza, and most of the beer
>wake up at 4 am in my chair feeling like total shit
>notice the Totinos sitting in my toaster oven
>fuck it, turn the thing back on while I slam some Gatorade
>wolf down the greasy, half warm pizza to try and avoid hangover
>go to wash hands and see the Little Caesars box
>whathaveidone.tiff

>>21593761
>It's called hunger, Amerilard
I know what hunger feels like, asshole, I've gone more than 45 minutes without eating before, ffs

>>21587825
bbbased

>>21592608
roflmao

>>21593890
I don't know what it was that day. It was a work day but I called in sick. I decided to go to the grocery in the morning and figure out some other errands to run. But I went home and just spent the day on my PC eating a comical amount of slop. I was a bit fatter back then but I could still never replicate that day.

>>21587700 (OP)
Eat food daily to survive.

>>21587700 (OP)
read this post >>21587913

>>21587700 (OP)
Ate an entire pizza while drinking seven beers.

>>21593781
This genuinely hurts to look at. And I say this as someone who loves food.

Eating large pizzas and dunking it in ranch. Ordering two entrees on DoorDash.

I’m down 80 pounds though and a fit chubby person right now. I have at least 30 to go and I’ll reassess

>>21587994
>>21590940
Based

>>21594314
He pours jelly into a sandwich containing various chips. I know it's scripted, but I think it's just meant to emphasize overeating as being a problem as opposed to simply being a gourmand.

used to eat a nutella pot in one sitting when i was a child

>>21594363
I know, but it just feels the same to me as watching someone cut themselves just so they feel something. Fetish art about overeating doesn't just disgust me, it disturbs me. It's watching someone really hurt themselves, the same way I could enjoy wrestling but hate someone abusing themselves.
I really hope there's something to help that anon who can't help but eat. I understand the feeling when it comes to addictions, just trying to put on as many buzzes as possible at the same time to fill the gap, only to push too far and feel worse than when you started.

>>21594369
peanut butter in my case

>>21594343
Good work. Stay committed. Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

I was drunk as fuck this past weekend and ubered in from Burger King two whoppers, a Big King, a spicy chicken sandwich, an order of onion rings and a large fries and housed all of it. It was like 80 bucks.

I ate a pound of feta cheese, 6 slices of salami, a burger and 4 slices of pizza
I shat 4 times the next day

>took 2 strawberry poptarts
>spread thick glob of chunky jif between them
>dipped into chocolate milk
>had 4 pb-poptart sandwiches and a quart of chocolate milk
That was lunch
>few hours later, ordered dominos
>2 medium pan pizzas extra cheese
>24 bread bites
>2 liter coke
That was dinner
>2 more pb-poptart sandwiches
>washed down with a 2 liter of dr. pepper
That was dessert. This was 5 years ago. I ended up getting a really scratchy throat and terrible cold and minor fever for a week. Now, whenever I eat peanut butter or poptarts I get similar symptoms, and Dominos also causes my body to go into toxic rejection mode and I get a mild fever/catatonic state. This shit isn't food, it's poison, don't this to yourselves fat anons.

>>21593761
>hunger is when you eat 7,000 calories
making this post is the fattest thing you've ever done

>>21594725
christ on a cracker

>>21594725
>peanut butter
>pop tarts
>bread and bread accessories
...
>scratchy throat
>minor fever
Your throat's dry and you're dehydrated because you ate a bunch of dry shit and only washed it down with fizzy sugar syrup.
You fat fucking oaf.

>>21587700 (OP)
Went to McDonald's 3 times in one day
Got high with a buddy and did the Harold and Kumar white castle order. The lady ringing us up looked at us like we were totally retarded

>>21595230
Yes yes yes, of course. I agree with that, that it dehydrated me. But how did I end up with a week long full body cold over it? Multiple times, even, when I ate it again or a few years before (in slightly lesser intensity)?
>full body aches
>fever of 101-104
>sweats and chills, shivering
>brown, yellow, green, red mucus and phlegm
>crusty ears eyes mouth nose
>throbbing headache
>nausea, no vomiting though
And they're the only times I've been sick over the last 10 years. Stuff like this made me realize terrain theory is correct and there are no contagions. Disease is our body purging fucked up chemicals and poison, and dealing with a hostile environment (dehydrated tissue for example).

>>21593792
He apparently didn't absorb much of what he ate that week. His body was running on fumes. His body wanted calories. Micronutrients and vitamins have up to 50 years ago come with pretty much any food.
>>21595212
Hit a nerve? What compels somebody to overeat after a long period of very poor digestion?

>>21594063
He, good one. Almost believed you that you think going 45m without food makes you hungry.

>>21587700 (OP)
I ate Pepperidge farm Lucious lemon cake on the toilet

>>21595532
And I mean like a whole cake

>>21595527
>Hit a nerve?
You read a story in which someone ate 7000 calories and your only thought was "that's just normal hunger lmao".
You're fat.

About a year ago, I ate a box of capn crunch, a box of texas toast, and a pot of spaghetti in 2 hours for literally no reason

>>21587700 (OP)
mmm, I'm a pretty competitive person and I've had moments where I pretend I'm a competitive eater set timer and devour my food as quickly as possible. I'd say pizza is pretty nice for this since it's not really messy. I'm also an extremely slow eater and hate wasting time on eating so I guess that's another aspect of it that's appealing to me I suppose.

>>21587700 (OP)
your mum lol

For me, it's taking another bite before I'm even done chewing the previous one, just one huge mouthful after another so it goes down like a conveyor belt. It takes me 60 seconds to eat a bowl of mac n cheese or slice of pizza. 30 seconds for a burger. Small stuff like chicken tenders or spring rolls go down in one bite. I do it because it feels good in a way I don't understand, so I can't describe it. It's like the whole world goes quiet and it's just me and my food for that brief moment. And I rarely feel bad or guilty afterwards, it's always a very satisfied feeling that lingers for a bit. But then it starts to slowly subside until my next slopout.

>>21595953
Forgot to add, same thing with alcohol. I don't drink unless I get to drink fast enough to be drunk in half an hour

>>21594725
How the fuck are people eating two whole greasy pizzas AND more bread AND 2 fucking liters of sugar soda????????????????/

>>21587738
this guy knows how to live like a king

Eating all the plain pizza first so there'd be more leftovers from the people who don't like pepperoni

>>21587884
Aw I kinda feel bad for the guy and really wouldn’t mind much if that happened, especially if he offered to pay for the sandwich or buy more food. He seemed genuinely sorry. Probably should have asked around before doing this but still, it’s not a huge deal.

>>21587700 (OP)
I once ate an entire can of spam as-is with only ketchup.

Sometimes I get a bit peckish for marzipan, so I go and buy a package of marzipan raw mass normally used for baking and just eat the whole block.

I am not even fat.

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