Thread 21589527

We had a chili cook-off at work!

>>21589527 (OP)
>All of those crock pots
Guarantee each chili was bland and watery and shit.

>>21589527 (OP)
>all those women
I'd rather starve to death than work in that office

>>21589542
>>21589557
>>21589577
I'm not refuting or advocating. I am, however, outlining that you're fucking pathetic

>>21589527 (OP)
>Takes hotdog
>Anon you don't want any chili!?
>Which one doesn't have beans?
>Silly anon, all chili has beans.
Stupid fucking woman.

>>21589592
Based

Who won? Was it scarf slut?

You should have neutral, designated judges, OP.

>>21589527 (OP)
People still go into the office for work?

>>21589527 (OP)
post chili-1.jpg through chili-33.jpg

>>21589527 (OP)
zero chance any of these broads do anything that's actually productive

>>21589527 (OP)
Post the creepshots of the hot ones. We know you have them.

>>21589527 (OP)
looks fun. just a heads up if there's ever a next time. try not sharing photos of peoples faces on here. especially people you work with.

>>21589577
Of course a fag like you would love to be surrounded by men

>>21589603
Based retard

>>21589527 (OP)
WHY ARE THE BUNS CUT INTO THIRDS
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>21589823
For the li’l smokies I assume

OP, if I were you I'd play it like the Very Hungry Caterpillar just fucking my way through those big gals day by day. Enjoy it while you can.

>>21589557
This but unironically. Dutch oven for life (enameled is for fags only cast iron)

>>21589833
Those are called shiesties or poochies or slurpems or something in the black community

>>21589961
lil' glizzie

>>21589697
Look at the contents of the crockpots, there's also a zero percent chance any of them know how to cook.

>>21589764
>try not sharing photos of peoples faces on here.
Nobody cares you blowhard twat.

>>21589527 (OP)
Did you won?

Do you guys do like... any like... work at work? Or... do you, like, just have cook offs?

The last time I had chili, it was so good I literally cummed out of my mouth. There was literally cum coming out of my mouth. It was crazy.

>>21589527 (OP)
that crock pot at the end is laced with fentanyl
i can tell i've been there
i wouldn't have a second helping if i were you

>>21590077
Did he died? Yes. Of food poisoning.

>>21589557
Where's that Simpsons episode about chili cook offs, the one where Homer drifts off into another dimension after eating the spiciest chili, when you need it?

>>21590118
Homer didn't hallucinate because of the chili.

>>21590065
post yours then

I'd eat Linda's chili but only with pop open white hots

>>21589527 (OP)
>every chili is a watery mess
why cant women cook?

>>21590216
They use crock pots. There is no sear, no fry, they drain the water and fat off the beef. They don't know how to deglaze, they don't know how to sweat vegetables. Nobody taught them the basics.

>>21590183
>since 1880
wow.

>>21589527 (OP)
Ok? And?
Did you win?
What was your recipe?
How did everyone else's measure up?
Like, shit dude, why'd you even make the thread if you weren't going to go into any detail?

>>21589683
Yes. It's called having a real job. You also get to socialize and have fun chili cookoffs
>>21590176
Okay

>>21590416
I know a guy that looks exactly like you that also works HR with all women

>>21589527 (OP)
Hunchback can FUCKING GET IT!

>>21589794
And you love to be surrounded by 30+ year old women who are all in relationships. Whoops

>>21590480
she looks like she might be a bitch tho

>>21589603
>make up situation
>get mad at it
sad existance

>>21589577
Based

>cooking vienna sausages
defeats the point, you're supposed to eat them out of the can like a piggly wiggly

>>21589527 (OP)
damn i miss this. we used to have cook out and pot luck so many times then big corp broke up our small branch

>>21591393
>make up situation
>get mad at it
based existence

>>21589577
been there, never again
worst are the token simps

>>21589957
>Dutch oven
whats so good about it

>>21589527 (OP)

this is good

>>21592278
Wendeez nuts hit your chin

>>21589527 (OP)
>Big Y
New England detected

>>21589557
Yeah lemme just bring in my regular pot full of chili- do you guys have a burner I could warm this on? Oh, the office doesn't have a fucking oven in it? Oh well, it's fine to serve 60 degree meat after its been sitting out for a few hours right?

>>21591398
those are little smokies not vienna sausages

>>21589577
Redpilled

>>21592908
just dump it on the floor a la kevin >>21589676

>>21590416
you look like a fag

>>21589794
>i'll call him gay! Now he'll think twice the next time he says something valid!

>>21589527 (OP)
That woman's got a iphone 6!
How're are they still working? I'm surprised she hasn't upgraded yet? Are y'all paid poorly, OP?

>>21593307
Yes, he's obviously a homosexual. So what?

i would not eat anything a coworker would cook unless ive worked with them in a restaurant for at least a few months. if i dont know with confidence that they are clean-working and concerned about the quality of ingredients then im not going to eat whatever shit has come out of whatever roach-infested hole they live in.ive known way too many absolute monsters of people who pass as normal to trust their cooking.

>>21590175
Nothing gayer than those black wedding bands

>>21589527 (OP)
Fat women try to do anything at work except eat challenge: IMPOSSIBLE!

>>21590109
Shid.

>>21589527 (OP)
kill... me....

WHO WON???

>>21589957
will reiterate from this anon's post that cast iron pots are the absolute way to cook chili (or most dishes that require a big pot). anything else and you are severely missing out

>>21596113
>stewing tomatoes for several hours in a cast iron pot
You sound smart

>>21590082
Why do you like... type like a... fucking faggot?

>>21596114
You clearly don't know how to make chili or how cast iron works, but here's your (you)

>>21596117
Don't tell me you're one of those brokeback mountain texas queers that thinks tomatoes don't go in chili

>everything on one power strip
Im surprised the fuse didn't blow

>>21596131
Judging by the brand on the hot dog buns they're in one of the most expensive states for electricity, too. DUMB FUCKING CUNTS. STUPID CUNTS.

>>21590118
man i hate to say it but this is one of the few things i use chatgpt for. i can't tell you how many times i've forgotten the name of a show or a movie or something and it's managed to figure it out.

>>21596127
hormel or bust

>>21589527 (OP)
Oh yes I remember shit like this from my time in the US. It's honestly kinda sad and pathetic to witness, really. These people, who would rather eat instant ramen at their desk than go have lunch with their peers, had these forced little events the boss obligated everyone to attend where they had to play pretend family for an afternoon. The Euros were more gregarious and hung out organically, which the same boss actually disliked because it was ouside of his control

>>21589527 (OP)
grim

>>21589527 (OP)
food poisoning: the forced fun event

>>21589577
I have been working completely remotely for 4 years i don't know half of my coworkers because i never have to interact with them. It's so fucking lonely, writing code day after day and only talking to my boss (on teams)
I'll take up a job with as many women as possible

>>21589794
>you like a normal drama-free workplace ahaha faggot!!

>>21594784
what do you want a diamond, you fruity fuckwit

>>21597918
I've been 100% remote since March 2020 and HR just finalized our remote status the other week. I haven't even been on a video call in all that time, not even for my one-on-ones or performance reviews with my manager. The company HQ is a thousand miles away and I never go there.

Sometimes I think an office would be nice but then I remember everything I hated about it, including forced "mandatory fun" and cringey potlucks.

>>21594784
They're for safety

>>21589527 (OP)
>all older women
>all white
guarantee its watered down shit and tasteless and not a hint of spice.

Wendy's chili.