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Anonymous No.21589527 [Report] >>21589557 >>21589577 >>21589603 >>21589683 >>21589692 >>21589697 >>21589738 >>21589764 >>21589823 >>21590077 >>21590104 >>21590216 >>21590289 >>21590480 >>21592211 >>21592278 >>21592882 >>21594578 >>21596071 >>21596076 >>21596412 >>21596484 >>21596486 >>21599185
We had a chili cook-off at work!
Anonymous No.21589557 [Report] >>21589592 >>21589957 >>21590118 >>21592908
>>21589527 (OP)
>All of those crock pots
Guarantee each chili was bland and watery and shit.
Anonymous No.21589577 [Report] >>21589592 >>21589794 >>21591394 >>21592245 >>21593080 >>21597918
>>21589527 (OP)
>all those women
I'd rather starve to death than work in that office
Anonymous No.21589592 [Report] >>21589606
>>21589542
>>21589557
>>21589577
I'm not refuting or advocating. I am, however, outlining that you're fucking pathetic
Anonymous No.21589603 [Report] >>21589810 >>21591393
>>21589527 (OP)
>Takes hotdog
>Anon you don't want any chili!?
>Which one doesn't have beans?
>Silly anon, all chili has beans.
Stupid fucking woman.
Anonymous No.21589606 [Report]
>>21589592
Based
Anonymous No.21589611 [Report]
Who won? Was it scarf slut?
Anonymous No.21589613 [Report]
You should have neutral, designated judges, OP.
Anonymous No.21589676 [Report] >>21593283
Anonymous No.21589683 [Report] >>21590416
>>21589527 (OP)
People still go into the office for work?
Anonymous No.21589692 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
post chili-1.jpg through chili-33.jpg
Anonymous No.21589697 [Report] >>21590022
>>21589527 (OP)
zero chance any of these broads do anything that's actually productive
Anonymous No.21589738 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
Post the creepshots of the hot ones. We know you have them.
Anonymous No.21589764 [Report] >>21590065
>>21589527 (OP)
looks fun. just a heads up if there's ever a next time. try not sharing photos of peoples faces on here. especially people you work with.
Anonymous No.21589794 [Report] >>21590481 >>21593384 >>21598753
>>21589577
Of course a fag like you would love to be surrounded by men
Anonymous No.21589810 [Report]
>>21589603
Based retard
Anonymous No.21589823 [Report] >>21589833
>>21589527 (OP)
WHY ARE THE BUNS CUT INTO THIRDS
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Anonymous No.21589833 [Report] >>21589961
>>21589823
For the li’l smokies I assume
Anonymous No.21589947 [Report]
OP, if I were you I'd play it like the Very Hungry Caterpillar just fucking my way through those big gals day by day. Enjoy it while you can.
Anonymous No.21589957 [Report] >>21592263 >>21596113
>>21589557
This but unironically. Dutch oven for life (enameled is for fags only cast iron)
Anonymous No.21589961 [Report] >>21590014
>>21589833
Those are called shiesties or poochies or slurpems or something in the black community
Anonymous No.21590014 [Report]
>>21589961
lil' glizzie
Anonymous No.21590022 [Report]
>>21589697
Look at the contents of the crockpots, there's also a zero percent chance any of them know how to cook.
Anonymous No.21590065 [Report] >>21590176
>>21589764
>try not sharing photos of peoples faces on here.
Nobody cares you blowhard twat.
Anonymous No.21590077 [Report] >>21590109
>>21589527 (OP)
Did you won?
Anonymous No.21590082 [Report] >>21596115
Do you guys do like... any like... work at work? Or... do you, like, just have cook offs?
Anonymous No.21590094 [Report]
The last time I had chili, it was so good I literally cummed out of my mouth. There was literally cum coming out of my mouth. It was crazy.
Anonymous No.21590104 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
that crock pot at the end is laced with fentanyl
i can tell i've been there
i wouldn't have a second helping if i were you
Anonymous No.21590109 [Report] >>21596075
>>21590077
Did he died? Yes. Of food poisoning.
Anonymous No.21590118 [Report] >>21590136 >>21596139
>>21589557
Where's that Simpsons episode about chili cook offs, the one where Homer drifts off into another dimension after eating the spiciest chili, when you need it?
Anonymous No.21590136 [Report]
>>21590118
Homer didn't hallucinate because of the chili.
Anonymous No.21590175 [Report] >>21594784
Anonymous No.21590176 [Report] >>21590416
>>21590065
post yours then
Anonymous No.21590183 [Report] >>21590286
I'd eat Linda's chili but only with pop open white hots
Anonymous No.21590216 [Report] >>21590276
>>21589527 (OP)
>every chili is a watery mess
why cant women cook?
Anonymous No.21590276 [Report]
>>21590216
They use crock pots. There is no sear, no fry, they drain the water and fat off the beef. They don't know how to deglaze, they don't know how to sweat vegetables. Nobody taught them the basics.
Anonymous No.21590286 [Report]
>>21590183
>since 1880
wow.
Anonymous No.21590289 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
Ok? And?
Did you win?
What was your recipe?
How did everyone else's measure up?
Like, shit dude, why'd you even make the thread if you weren't going to go into any detail?
Anonymous No.21590416 [Report] >>21590478 >>21593307
>>21589683
Yes. It's called having a real job. You also get to socialize and have fun chili cookoffs
>>21590176
Okay
Anonymous No.21590478 [Report]
>>21590416
I know a guy that looks exactly like you that also works HR with all women
Anonymous No.21590480 [Report] >>21591389
>>21589527 (OP)
Hunchback can FUCKING GET IT!
Anonymous No.21590481 [Report]
>>21589794
And you love to be surrounded by 30+ year old women who are all in relationships. Whoops
Anonymous No.21591389 [Report]
>>21590480
she looks like she might be a bitch tho
Anonymous No.21591393 [Report] >>21592218
>>21589603
>make up situation
>get mad at it
sad existance
Anonymous No.21591394 [Report]
>>21589577
Based
Anonymous No.21591398 [Report] >>21592925
>cooking vienna sausages
defeats the point, you're supposed to eat them out of the can like a piggly wiggly
Anonymous No.21592211 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
damn i miss this. we used to have cook out and pot luck so many times then big corp broke up our small branch
Anonymous No.21592218 [Report]
>>21591393
>make up situation
>get mad at it
based existence
Anonymous No.21592245 [Report]
>>21589577
been there, never again
worst are the token simps
Anonymous No.21592263 [Report]
>>21589957
>Dutch oven
whats so good about it
Anonymous No.21592278 [Report] >>21592279
>>21589527 (OP)

this is good
Anonymous No.21592279 [Report]
>>21592278
Wendeez nuts hit your chin
Anonymous No.21592882 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
>Big Y
New England detected
Anonymous No.21592908 [Report] >>21593283
>>21589557
Yeah lemme just bring in my regular pot full of chili- do you guys have a burner I could warm this on? Oh, the office doesn't have a fucking oven in it? Oh well, it's fine to serve 60 degree meat after its been sitting out for a few hours right?
Anonymous No.21592925 [Report]
>>21591398
those are little smokies not vienna sausages
Anonymous No.21593080 [Report]
>>21589577
Redpilled
Anonymous No.21593283 [Report]
>>21592908
just dump it on the floor a la kevin >>21589676
Anonymous No.21593307 [Report] >>21594587
>>21590416
you look like a fag
Anonymous No.21593384 [Report]
>>21589794
>i'll call him gay! Now he'll think twice the next time he says something valid!
Anonymous No.21594578 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
That woman's got a iphone 6!
How're are they still working? I'm surprised she hasn't upgraded yet? Are y'all paid poorly, OP?
Anonymous No.21594587 [Report]
>>21593307
Yes, he's obviously a homosexual. So what?
Anonymous No.21594606 [Report]
i would not eat anything a coworker would cook unless ive worked with them in a restaurant for at least a few months. if i dont know with confidence that they are clean-working and concerned about the quality of ingredients then im not going to eat whatever shit has come out of whatever roach-infested hole they live in.ive known way too many absolute monsters of people who pass as normal to trust their cooking.
Anonymous No.21594784 [Report] >>21598759 >>21598882
>>21590175
Nothing gayer than those black wedding bands
Anonymous No.21596071 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
Fat women try to do anything at work except eat challenge: IMPOSSIBLE!
s No.21596075 [Report]
>>21590109
Shid.
Anonymous No.21596076 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
kill... me....
Anonymous No.21596094 [Report]
WHO WON???
Anonymous No.21596113 [Report] >>21596114
>>21589957
will reiterate from this anon's post that cast iron pots are the absolute way to cook chili (or most dishes that require a big pot). anything else and you are severely missing out
Anonymous No.21596114 [Report] >>21596117
>>21596113
>stewing tomatoes for several hours in a cast iron pot
You sound smart
Anonymous No.21596115 [Report]
>>21590082
Why do you like... type like a... fucking faggot?
Anonymous No.21596117 [Report] >>21596127
>>21596114
You clearly don't know how to make chili or how cast iron works, but here's your (you)
Anonymous No.21596127 [Report] >>21596164
>>21596117
Don't tell me you're one of those brokeback mountain texas queers that thinks tomatoes don't go in chili
Anonymous No.21596131 [Report] >>21596135
>everything on one power strip
Im surprised the fuse didn't blow
Anonymous No.21596135 [Report]
>>21596131
Judging by the brand on the hot dog buns they're in one of the most expensive states for electricity, too. DUMB FUCKING CUNTS. STUPID CUNTS.
Anonymous No.21596139 [Report]
>>21590118
man i hate to say it but this is one of the few things i use chatgpt for. i can't tell you how many times i've forgotten the name of a show or a movie or something and it's managed to figure it out.
Anonymous No.21596164 [Report]
>>21596127
hormel or bust
Anonymous No.21596412 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
Oh yes I remember shit like this from my time in the US. It's honestly kinda sad and pathetic to witness, really. These people, who would rather eat instant ramen at their desk than go have lunch with their peers, had these forced little events the boss obligated everyone to attend where they had to play pretend family for an afternoon. The Euros were more gregarious and hung out organically, which the same boss actually disliked because it was ouside of his control
Anonymous No.21596484 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
grim
Anonymous No.21596486 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
food poisoning: the forced fun event
Anonymous No.21597918 [Report] >>21598874
>>21589577
I have been working completely remotely for 4 years i don't know half of my coworkers because i never have to interact with them. It's so fucking lonely, writing code day after day and only talking to my boss (on teams)
I'll take up a job with as many women as possible
Anonymous No.21598753 [Report]
>>21589794
>you like a normal drama-free workplace ahaha faggot!!
Anonymous No.21598759 [Report]
>>21594784
what do you want a diamond, you fruity fuckwit
Anonymous No.21598874 [Report]
>>21597918
I've been 100% remote since March 2020 and HR just finalized our remote status the other week. I haven't even been on a video call in all that time, not even for my one-on-ones or performance reviews with my manager. The company HQ is a thousand miles away and I never go there.

Sometimes I think an office would be nice but then I remember everything I hated about it, including forced "mandatory fun" and cringey potlucks.
Anonymous No.21598882 [Report]
>>21594784
They're for safety
Anonymous No.21599185 [Report]
>>21589527 (OP)
>all older women
>all white
guarantee its watered down shit and tasteless and not a hint of spice.
Anonymous No.21599199 [Report]
Wendy's chili.