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Anonymous No.21592120 [Report] >>21592131 >>21593483 >>21598067 >>21599352 >>21603759 >>21604224 >>21606726 >>21607265 >>21607851
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Anonymous No.21592131 [Report] >>21592356 >>21592981
>>21592120 (OP)
i sometimes like to order chow mein and just eat nothing but that for the entire day
Anonymous No.21592167 [Report] >>21592216 >>21593487 >>21599392 >>21607851
Anonymous No.21592216 [Report] >>21592272 >>21592962 >>21601977
>>21592167
Why is he eating with his eyes closed??
Anonymous No.21592272 [Report]
>>21592216
I hereby present this to anybody other than you
Anonymous No.21592347 [Report] >>21592430 >>21596902 >>21599387 >>21609550
Anonymous No.21592355 [Report]
All You Can!
Anonymous No.21592356 [Report] >>21597731
>>21592131
looks tranny
Anonymous No.21592397 [Report] >>21592471 >>21592475 >>21592796 >>21593280 >>21599475 >>21606619
Anonymous No.21592430 [Report] >>21592477
>>21592347
am i missing a joke here how is that a challenge
Anonymous No.21592471 [Report]
>>21592397
Where are the cats?
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.21592475 [Report] >>21592532 >>21592973 >>21599331
>>21592397
wtf is that?
Anonymous No.21592477 [Report]
>>21592430
it's just an ad for the green shit drink, like drinking it will keep you thin if you eat a ton of junk food
Anonymous No.21592532 [Report]
>>21592475
ostrich
Anonymous No.21592534 [Report] >>21592796 >>21593973 >>21602042
Anonymous No.21592536 [Report] >>21592796 >>21593045 >>21594726 >>21597870
Anonymous No.21592796 [Report] >>21592829 >>21594024 >>21594159
>>21592534
>>21592536
>>21592397
I'm just so sick of brownoids it's unreal. Can't wait until the left's sick obsession with them subsidies.
Anonymous No.21592829 [Report] >>21594024
>>21592796
>until the left's sick obsession with them subsidies
i wouldn't hold my breath
Anonymous No.21592906 [Report] >>21592939
Anonymous No.21592939 [Report] >>21592944 >>21593458 >>21594655 >>21596285 >>21602445
>>21592906
Dude am i a lazy fuck, isn't this a crazy amount of work for some mediocre sandwich?
Anonymous No.21592944 [Report] >>21597052
>>21592939
>am i a lazy fuck
you just have to cook some bechamel sauce. thats the only labour intense work.
Anonymous No.21592962 [Report]
>>21592216
nah those are big round juicy naturals
Anonymous No.21592973 [Report] >>21594726 >>21596167
>>21592475
Fully grown garloid
Anonymous No.21592981 [Report] >>21599063 >>21609419
>>21592131
>$9 for endless pizza but $55.50 for a drink
I guess that's how they stay profitable? How many actually pay that though.
Anonymous No.21592988 [Report] >>21594119 >>21594298 >>21594342 >>21609419
Anonymous No.21593045 [Report] >>21593219 >>21602361
>>21592536
That fast chopping would be more impressive if it was anywhere close to symmetrical or consistent
Dude just chopped those pizzas into random shapes and sizes
Anonymous No.21593053 [Report] >>21593944
Anonymous No.21593056 [Report] >>21593098 >>21594181 >>21596347 >>21596365
Anonymous No.21593057 [Report] >>21593964 >>21594057 >>21610497
Anonymous No.21593098 [Report]
>>21593056
Hahaha
Anonymous No.21593219 [Report] >>21593450 >>21596425 >>21604012
>>21593045
Would you expect anything other than that for those people?
Anonymous No.21593280 [Report]
>>21592397
>Waste all that seasoned oil on the table when he was going to put it on the pan anyways

Very Stupid.
Anonymous No.21593450 [Report] >>21594309 >>21596420
>>21593219
I hate Indians so god damn much. I know what I'd do with a nuke.
Anonymous No.21593458 [Report] >>21593465 >>21602630
>>21592939
>dude
Gay
>mediocre sandwich
Well, no, it doesn't look mediocre. I'll almost certainly never make it, but no it doesn't look mediocre. You're a tryhard faggot
Anonymous No.21593465 [Report] >>21600699
>>21593458
When will humanity grow up beyond calling each other explicit words on the internet?
Anonymous No.21593483 [Report]
>>21592120 (OP)
She's still making videos.
https://www.youtube.com/@ogoseaya/videos
Anonymous No.21593487 [Report]
>>21592167
Nice tits
Anonymous No.21593944 [Report]
>>21593053
would
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.21593964 [Report] >>21593976 >>21594057
>>21593057
Based
Bibbit !!W6ph5Mm5Pz8 No.21593973 [Report] >>21602042
>>21592534
>shrimp banana curry and mushrooms
Would try
Anonymous No.21593976 [Report] >>21594057
>>21593964
If you like eating smoked aluminum and paint
Anonymous No.21594024 [Report] >>21594059 >>21594389 >>21599397
>>21592796
>>21592829

Are you retards? The guy with the ostrich wasn't brown. Also, I'm not sure why you think you see videos of them because of "the left". That doesn't make sense. You fucking bigots have to accept that the world is a large place and not all of us can be white. Now that you think "the right" is in charge, do you think you'll see less and fewer of these "brownoids"? Because you won't. Those videos aren't even from your nation.
Damn, you people are so ignorant. You know nothing. No wonder the right weaponized you to be so idiotic and spread their lies.
Anonymous No.21594057 [Report] >>21594064 >>21601955 >>21604216
>>21593057
>>21593964
>>21593976
those filling cabinets have asbestos or some kind of rockwool to make them not a fire hazard in an office
Anonymous No.21594059 [Report] >>21594076 >>21599132
>>21594024
You're right he isn't brown, but that's definitely not a white man so I get why they roped him in. Other than that everything you said is very obvious bait.
Anonymous No.21594064 [Report]
>>21594057
They're made of steel and aluminum idiot.
Anonymous No.21594065 [Report]
Anonymous No.21594076 [Report] >>21594078
>>21594059
You wish, conservatard.
Anonymous No.21594078 [Report]
>>21594076
I'm not a conservative, I'm slightly left if center. Not actively fighting against reality doesn't make me conservative.
Anonymous No.21594119 [Report]
>>21592988
Damn seeing that makes me hungry. I'd definitely try that
Anonymous No.21594133 [Report] >>21594138 >>21594162 >>21594234 >>21594442 >>21594671 >>21595045 >>21595537
I will never love anything as much as this fat man baby loves his spaghetti.
Anonymous No.21594138 [Report] >>21595537
>>21594133
Fuckin a is it that good?
Anonymous No.21594159 [Report]
>>21592796
people from brown countries still have access to the internet and recording devices retard
Anonymous No.21594162 [Report]
>>21594133
he's probably craving salt
Anonymous No.21594181 [Report]
>>21593056
If someone served this to me I would stab them in the eye with the fork
Anonymous No.21594234 [Report]
>>21594133
>loves his spaghetti.
He loves his parmesan with some sauce. I doubt the fat retard even notices the spaghetti.
Anonymous No.21594298 [Report] >>21594301
>>21592988
Why was the dough green, and how did it turn into regular bread
Anonymous No.21594301 [Report]
>>21594298
the green from the dough cooks the bun
Anonymous No.21594309 [Report]
>>21593450
1 nuke would only get rid of 5% of the population maybe 20 if strategically targeted
Anonymous No.21594342 [Report]
>>21592988
why so much dry cabbage wtf
Anonymous No.21594389 [Report]
>>21594024
You seem a tad flustered, you people really have a violent streak.
Anonymous No.21594442 [Report] >>21594445 >>21594454 >>21595001 >>21596371 >>21596380 >>21601814
>>21594133
>I will never love anything as much as this fat man baby loves his spaghetti.
I tried falling in love with a girl but then i realised i am emotionally distant and my entire family is like this. We are friendly good people don't get me wrong, we just aren't very affectionate i guess. Like I'm charming and helpful enough that people like me, and I'm blessed with good friends but somewhere i just don't get attached to people.
It's a weird feeling, i wanted to love her deeply, she put in quite a bit of effort but i never thought about her when she wasn't around, when she was at home or at work. I never really thought much about her at all. It was just very "meh" for me to be around her
Anonymous No.21594445 [Report] >>21596371
>>21594442
Thank you for reading my blogpost, i just wanted to get this out.
Anonymous No.21594454 [Report]
>>21594442
Heh same, except I'm not charming and don't have a gf.
Anonymous No.21594554 [Report] >>21596353 >>21598126 >>21610501
Anonymous No.21594562 [Report] >>21595269 >>21595284 >>21601816 >>21606339
Anonymous No.21594636 [Report] >>21595381 >>21597008 >>21598103 >>21602238
Anonymous No.21594655 [Report]
>>21592939
it's six quite appealing sammiches in one go, not a single mediocre sandwich
and yes you're lazy
Anonymous No.21594671 [Report]
>>21594133
somebody, give that man a piece of buttered bread, quick
Anonymous No.21594726 [Report]
>>21592536
based no fucks giver

>>21592973
i should really learn how to use cooking chopsticks
Anonymous No.21595001 [Report] >>21607276
>>21594442
Food & cooking?
Anonymous No.21595045 [Report]
>>21594133
>Wiping the sauce off the fork with his fingers so he can lick it off there
Absolute disgust.
Anonymous No.21595046 [Report] >>21595051 >>21595053 >>21595093
Anonymous No.21595051 [Report] >>21595093
>>21595046
oh heck no
Anonymous No.21595053 [Report] >>21595093
>>21595046
is this a hate crime?
Anonymous No.21595093 [Report] >>21595118
>>21595046
>>21595051
>>21595053
Samefag. Sad.
Anonymous No.21595118 [Report]
>>21595093
meh, could be sadder
Anonymous No.21595269 [Report] >>21609249
>>21594562
Anonymous No.21595284 [Report] >>21595296 >>21595304 >>21595305
>>21594562
But why
Anonymous No.21595296 [Report] >>21597191
>>21595284
Most rich-people "food experiences" boil down to
>look, we have money to pay someone else to clean this mess
Anonymous No.21595304 [Report]
>>21595284
Why not? Why do you care?
Anonymous No.21595305 [Report] >>21599686 >>21601867
>>21595284
are you the type of person who asks why the sun rises in the morning and why the tide comes in as well?
Anonymous No.21595313 [Report] >>21596132
Full res with audio: https://files.catbox.moe/928r2p.mp4
Anonymous No.21595381 [Report]
>>21594636

Goddamn this is the most high def and largest version of this post
Anonymous No.21595537 [Report] >>21595661
>>21594133
why are >>21594138
americans like this?
Anonymous No.21595661 [Report] >>21599832
>>21595537
He's british and that dish tastes good for like a min then you feel like throwing up if you eat more of it which is why he quickly eats it up.
Anonymous No.21595682 [Report] >>21596169
Anonymous No.21596132 [Report] >>21596162
>>21595313
Song name?
Anonymous No.21596162 [Report]
>>21596132
“Per me è importante” by Tiromancino

https://youtu.be/CNDWI4b9lVU
https://youtu.be/nSybxOkSC_o
https://youtu.be/t5tde8eIELg
Anonymous No.21596167 [Report]
>>21592973
Implessive
Anonymous No.21596169 [Report] >>21600710
>>21595682
>POV
Anonymous No.21596285 [Report] >>21597930
>>21592939
No, thats the trick with these videos about "insanely good stuff™", they always have either a couple of extremely convoluted steps or a couple of very hard to find or very expensive ingredients so nobody actually tries them and realizes its just mediocre shit.
They are designed to watch and never replicate.
Anonymous No.21596347 [Report]
>>21593056
Fake nails are disgusting and unhygienic.
Anonymous No.21596353 [Report] >>21597048 >>21598013
>>21594554
If i looked like this how much pussy would i get?
Anonymous No.21596365 [Report]
>>21593056
This almost would have made sense as a ketolard abomination but then they added the macaroni so now it's just a regular abomination
Anonymous No.21596371 [Report]
>>21594442
>>21594445
Wasn't expecting to encounter my schizoid soulbrother in a food and cooking webm thread but I'll take my rare moments of human connection and understanding where I can get them, I guess
Anonymous No.21596380 [Report]
>>21594442
I know that feel. Look into avoidant attachment style and schizoid disorder. I think men are more prone to being this way, especially since they have less pressure to even fake emotions for the sake of having someone provide for them even if there's not much there.
Anonymous No.21596420 [Report]
>>21593450
Yeah don't you just hate it when they... Eat food?
Anonymous No.21596425 [Report]
>>21593219
>using industrial equipment to handle food
Also I'm kinda curious, what does the military do? I mean they have to feed a lot of soldier too right? Do they have large industrial scale facilities to cook sloppa in vats and ship them to their troops or so they cook everything on site.
If it's on site they must use pretty large pots and whatever right.
Anonymous No.21596888 [Report] >>21596895 >>21596922 >>21596974 >>21597104 >>21597280
Anonymous No.21596895 [Report]
>>21596888
Big Nig BTFO Maccas!
Anonymous No.21596902 [Report] >>21596925
>>21592347
>goes to restaraunt
>only eat food from this restaraunt for this challenege
>brings in something thats not from the restaraunt to drink
i thought asians were supposed to be smart
Anonymous No.21596922 [Report]
>>21596888
seen this webm too many times, it's a classic in a bad way
Anonymous No.21596925 [Report]
>>21596902
pill-eh-peens
That's all.
Anonymous No.21596974 [Report]
>>21596888
Whats with these disgusting fat fucks and head wobbling while goring on slop?
Anonymous No.21597000 [Report] >>21597003 >>21597038 >>21597053 >>21597725 >>21600631 >>21601988 >>21606331 >>21609848 >>21609939
Anonymous No.21597003 [Report]
>>21597000
fake news! post the real one with elon musk!
Anonymous No.21597004 [Report]
>>>/wsg/5968772
Anonymous No.21597005 [Report] >>21597177 >>21607801
Anonymous No.21597008 [Report] >>21606704
>>21594636
Anonymous No.21597010 [Report] >>21597017 >>21602136
Anonymous No.21597013 [Report] >>21597017 >>21606652
happier days
Anonymous No.21597014 [Report]
Anonymous No.21597015 [Report] >>21603978
Anonymous No.21597017 [Report] >>21597021 >>21607052
>>21597010
>>21597013
you got the one with jack and hes wearing these retard goggles? (i assume it has something to do about cutting onions)
Anonymous No.21597021 [Report] >>21597028
>>21597017
https://imgur.com/a/LaB4qCt
too big for /ck/ and /wsg/
Anonymous No.21597028 [Report]
>>21597021
cheers man, i still laugh at this jackass(ironic) of a man haha
Anonymous No.21597038 [Report] >>21597043 >>21597193 >>21598078
>>21597000
I will never have a woman look and talk to me like that. What the fuck man.
Anonymous No.21597043 [Report]
>>21597038
i mean you don't have to do kebabs, you can do tacos or any other fast food to trap pretty influencers in your shop
Anonymous No.21597048 [Report]
>>21596353
None.
Because you would be gay
Anonymous No.21597052 [Report]
>>21592944
>Mornay
Anonymous No.21597053 [Report] >>21610237
>>21597000
I like the other one with the blonde chick
Anonymous No.21597104 [Report]
>>21596888
I love this webm. Nigel is an unhappy man to need such a display of gluttony but at least he owns it. Like a junkie or alcoholic, his addiction is on full display. He's not hiding it, however disgusting it/he may be. Like an alcoholic passed out in the gutter with vomit all over themselves, there is a frankness of character that addiction has made completely unobstructed.
Anonymous No.21597177 [Report] >>21597954 >>21600005
>>21597005
There's a full human brain in there whose movements betray its thoughts, watching it fail over and over, locked inside a prison of incompetence, and it'll never have the faculties to actually kill itself. Hell on earth.
Anonymous No.21597191 [Report]
>>21595296
>Most rich-people "food experiences" boil down to "look, we have money to pay someone else to clean this mess"
This but unironically. Most of the economy boils down to "cleaning up after rich people waste money on dumb shit".
Anonymous No.21597193 [Report]
>>21597038
>What the fuck man.
She's 2 glasses of wine in on her way to a night out, in a slummy looking back alley.
She'd look like that at anyone who gives her a free burrito bowl (so they can get a clip for social media advertising)
Anonymous No.21597280 [Report]
>>21596888
Whenever I would see this webm I always wondered how earth shattering that belch was. I imagined it starting some city wide seismic event, killing thousands. Then after watching it with sound it's such a tiny little burp. I was devastated.
Anonymous No.21597725 [Report]
>>21597000
My brain cannot under Elon now you fuckers
Anonymous No.21597731 [Report]
>>21592356
absolutely OBSESSED with trannies, you faggot
Anonymous No.21597870 [Report]
>>21592536
i hate this mentality of faster=better when all he's doing is ruining a good pizza
Anonymous No.21597930 [Report]
>>21596285
it's just a basic croque madame with some spinach you spastic. takes five minutes. what's simple enough for you? a fucking toast sandwich?
Anonymous No.21597954 [Report]
>>21597177
And now she is married with 2 kids.
Anonymous No.21598013 [Report]
>>21596353
boipussy
Anonymous No.21598067 [Report]
>>21592120 (OP)
she needs to show off her belly after eating all of that
Anonymous No.21598078 [Report]
>>21597038
just work at your local kebab truck
Anonymous No.21598103 [Report]
>>21594636
>Sar, please be sure to consume all the eggs sar
Anonymous No.21598126 [Report] >>21598130
>>21594554
This reminds me of a dark era of my life
>Somehow ended up in a social group where writing smut was heavily encouraged
>Tried my best writing something about a dude banging his voluptuous older neighbor
>I described pretty much all of the action using only food related adjectives
At least I learned that my love for food is bigger than my sexual desires
Anonymous No.21598130 [Report]
>>21598126
>gay ass webm
>This reminds me of a dark era of my life
I've read all I need kek
Anonymous No.21599063 [Report] >>21609264
>>21592981
>55.50
no way, surely it was a typo and meant 5.50. she must be dumb if she paid 55.50
Anonymous No.21599132 [Report]
>>21594059
Hes Saudi or Arab. I forget where specifically, I think he lives in the uae. Whatever though, arab/Persian whatever decent
Anonymous No.21599331 [Report]
>>21592475
Roast beast
Anonymous No.21599352 [Report]
>>21592120 (OP)
Jesus if she doesn't vomit all that out, just imagine the fat steaming turds she has to push out later.
Anonymous No.21599364 [Report] >>21599378 >>21599866 >>21608816
Anonymous No.21599378 [Report] >>21599618 >>21599880
>>21599364
Seriously what is it about India and their lack of basic hygiene on food prep? I've been to other thirdie shitholes before and I've never once seen anyone stick their enitre arm inside a pot to stir the contents inside, or use their bare hands and feet to handle food.
Anonymous No.21599387 [Report]
>>21592347
I ate at a Texas Roadhouse recently for the nostalgia, and I just felt emptiness
Anonymous No.21599392 [Report] >>21599661 >>21601821
>>21592167
I see tits like this and I get lonely and Yet moment text completes a sentence I realise what chore it would be to pretend or God forbid actually listen to someone talk like that
What Is the name for this ?
Anonymous No.21599397 [Report]
>>21594024
"Not all of us can be white"
So you admit that whites are the apex of races ?
How bigoted of you
I bet you eat sushi with a fork
Anonymous No.21599475 [Report] >>21603987
>>21592397
The more I see nonsense like this, the more vegetarian gets my cuisine.
Anonymous No.21599618 [Report]
>>21599378
They're immune system maxxing.
Their theory is that in 20 generations of living like rats in a sewer those that survive will be immune from all existing pathogens.
Anonymous No.21599661 [Report]
>>21599392
“Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while,
a great wind carries me across the sky.”
Anonymous No.21599686 [Report]
>>21595305
That's not quite the burn you think it is. Smarter people than you or I have asked that same question and some of them have even answered them.
Anonymous No.21599832 [Report]
>>21595661
>the briddish the briddish omigosh bbc
No he's Canadian.
Anonymous No.21599866 [Report] >>21601847 >>21602457 >>21606134 >>21606336
>>21599364
I wanted to see more of the cone making machine. As far as I can tell, they first pour the batter in, then the mould negative gets lowered. The metal cones here are most likely heated internally and are used to make the batter expand in the mould, and make the cones.
I recently got interested in manufacturing as a whole which also includes plastic part manufacturing techniques, including injection moulding.
Another interesting thing, the "rims" you see on top of the cones are called "ribs" in the manufacturing industry. They are designed into plastic parts to give them additional strength, which exactly why they are used here, to provide rigidity to the soft serve cones

God I love manufacturing so much. I'm an EE by trade but I find it all very interesting, all aspects of engineering. Funny thing about this video is, this particular machine would never be allowed to be used in any first world country, the reason being the usage of copper/brass cones and whatever pig iron base they use for the cavities. If you're making anything edible, you cannot use anything except 304 stainless steel for any part that comes in contact with the food. Still, very cool to see a shoddy, but very functional piece of manufacturing machine. Likely designed and manufactured in india or whatever this place is.
Anonymous No.21599880 [Report]
>>21599378
Living in overpopulated shitholes erodes a lot of mental barriers to personal space, and hygiene. To this man, he is not working in a dirty factory floor but a spacious place of employment. His household has likely more people living than the cones he makes
Chinese used to be like this too (and still are at least in the villages and outside the big cities) until the government beat them up until they improved
Anonymous No.21600005 [Report]
>>21597177
do you even know what cerebral palsy is, you dumb nugget?
Anonymous No.21600012 [Report]
Anonymous No.21600631 [Report] >>21600780
>>21597000
how does she keep eyecontact so good bros..
Anonymous No.21600699 [Report]
>>21593465
5 years after the heat death of the universe
Anonymous No.21600710 [Report]
>>21596169
Yeah POV of the guy on the other side of the counter watching this happen
Anonymous No.21600780 [Report]
>>21600631
>she
Anonymous No.21601740 [Report] >>21601751 >>21601903 >>21602187 >>21604002 >>21606352 >>21607097
Anonymous No.21601751 [Report]
>>21601740
Disgusting.
Just another hip kiddult trying too hard to be avant-garde
Anonymous No.21601814 [Report]
>>21594442
Henlo skitzoid friend
Anonymous No.21601816 [Report]
>>21594562
Unironically would
Anonymous No.21601821 [Report]
>>21599392
>what is the name for this
It's the average straight male experience anon. Once my gf, whom I love, shifts into a certain gear and starts talking about her work day I space out for a good 20 minutes and just "mmhmm" and "that's valid" whenever there's a gap in her rambling. It's the price you pay.
Anonymous No.21601847 [Report]
>>21599866
interesting stuff! thankyou for sharing, manufacturing anon
Anonymous No.21601867 [Report]
>>21595305
those are perfectly valid questions
Anonymous No.21601903 [Report] >>21601945 >>21604785
>>21601740
How the fuck are you even supposed to eat that?
It's vaguely sandwich-like but clearly doesn't fit in a mouth, not can you hold it with your hands without putting disgusting oil everywhere.
Anonymous No.21601945 [Report] >>21604527
>>21601903
there are these things called forks and knives. you use them to cut and put food in your mouth without looking like a street shitter
Anonymous No.21601955 [Report] >>21602036
>>21594057
Ah yes, metal the highly flammable material
Anonymous No.21601977 [Report]
>>21592216
>woman with huge tits
>only see her tiny asian eyes

son, you're gay
Anonymous No.21601988 [Report]
>>21597000
my wife Rena is so pure and cute
Anonymous No.21602036 [Report]
>>21601955
they're usually filled with papers
Anonymous No.21602042 [Report] >>21602080
>>21592534
>>21593973
Curry, banana and ham works surprisingly well.
Anonymous No.21602080 [Report]
>>21602042
are you nordic by chance?
Anonymous No.21602136 [Report]
>>21597010
WHAT IS THE KNIFE FOR???
THE ONE INSTANCE HE COULD HAVE USED IT, HE USED A SLAP CHOP
Anonymous No.21602187 [Report]
>>21601740
I'd be sitting in minutes after all that oil.
Anonymous No.21602238 [Report] >>21602762
>>21594636
how does he get out?
Anonymous No.21602361 [Report]
>>21593045
you're expecting too much from a jeet
Anonymous No.21602445 [Report]
>>21592939
You can literally chuck all that shit into a sandwich maker and get basically the same result with 95% less time and effort
Anonymous No.21602457 [Report]
>>21599866
NERD
Anonymous No.21602630 [Report]
>>21593458
It was soaking wet from all that spinach. A soggy sandwich is a shitty sandwich.
Anonymous No.21602762 [Report]
>>21602238
through the eggsit
Anonymous No.21603128 [Report] >>21606335 >>21607544
Anonymous No.21603743 [Report]
Anonymous No.21603759 [Report] >>21603796
>>21592120 (OP)
I dated a small Asian and this video is completely realistic. I have no idea how they do it. They must be hollow or something. I'm 6'2" but she'd always eat way more than me.
Anonymous No.21603796 [Report]
>>21603759
The girl in the video is well know to have a metabolic disorder, she absorbs very little calories and need to eat a ton to not die. She's very ill.

And no, a small asian does not eat more than an adult White man, they're not above the laws of thermodynamics and how calories work.

Ps: racemixing is gross.
Anonymous No.21603978 [Report]
>>21597015
would
Anonymous No.21603987 [Report]
>>21599475
How is it nonsensical, looks perfect
Anonymous No.21604002 [Report]
>>21601740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkyNaSz-zZA
Anonymous No.21604012 [Report]
>>21593219
why are Canadians so disgusting?
Anonymous No.21604112 [Report] >>21604221 >>21604352 >>21606365 >>21606600 >>21607099 >>21609259
Anonymous No.21604216 [Report]
>>21594057
Asbestos is banned and not useful in a metal cabinet. But epoxy based powder coating will contribute an interesting spice up.
Anonymous No.21604221 [Report]
>>21604112
I liked the tea candle and butter part.
Anonymous No.21604224 [Report]
>>21592120 (OP)
how does a girl that's probably half my size eat that much without breaking a sweat. i need to know the secret
Anonymous No.21604352 [Report]
>>21604112
but how does he get his drink back
Anonymous No.21604527 [Report]
>>21601945
If it's meant to be eaten with a fork and knife then why wrap it up to begin with? That's fucking retarded, go away.
Anonymous No.21604785 [Report]
>>21601903
It presumably gets wrapped in a whole bunch of plastic or paper and then you'd just eat around it. So to get like an inch down, you'd take 3 bites or whatever, if you can picture that.
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Anonymous No.21606134 [Report]
>>21599866
>Likely designed and manufactured in india
I bet it's an old-ass English machine
Anonymous No.21606331 [Report]
>>21597000
what's talking to a girl feel like?
Anonymous No.21606335 [Report]
>>21603128
I have a boner and I do NOT like it
Anonymous No.21606336 [Report] >>21606406 >>21606566
>>21599866
Analyse this one
Anonymous No.21606339 [Report]
>>21594562
Looks cool but aren't those wood "plates" unhygienic?
Anonymous No.21606352 [Report]
>>21601740
I'm sure it's tasty but when there's oil dripping out of your food you've dun goofed
Anonymous No.21606365 [Report]
>>21604112
Prison food
Anonymous No.21606406 [Report] >>21607102
>>21606336
What flavour is that? Bubblegum? And is it just a coincidence that all the caps are 7Up ones?
Anonymous No.21606566 [Report] >>21607153
>>21606336
This machine is way more complicated than the cone making machine.
It likely has a water supply input and a separate high pressure carbon dioxide input (likely from a pressurized cylinder).
When the operator places the bottle with the pink cancer syrup, he must press down the foot pedal to operate it
Now i could be wrong but these machines are quite simple, they don't use any electricity at all. The mechanical force from the operator does everything in these. There are "tiers" to the foot pedal activation, depending on how down the pedal is from its normal position. When it reaches the first "tier" the machine opens a valve that lets in the water, and after a certain point water is turned off. Then at the second "tier" the machine opens the valve to the carbon dioxide cylinder, letting high pressure gas mix with the water. This "tier" would feel stiffer to the operator because the pressure in the cylinder resists the valve opening. A few inches down and the gas valve is closed
Finally, the last bit is putting on the caps. These machines have a separate input where you can supply "reels" of thin, flat sheet metal caps to it. The machine moves a cap into place, presses it down on the bottle head, and the machine makes the cap curl around the bottle flange, sealing the bottle (the caps have a rubber/silicone pad to make the seal airtight). Then the operator releases the pedal, removes the sealed bottle and finally puts the new one in
Remember, everything happens from the limited force being applied on the foot pedal by the operator, there is no electricity, nothing. It's a purely mechanical machine. Impressive honestly
Anonymous No.21606600 [Report]
>>21604112
that cake is DRY
Anonymous No.21606619 [Report] >>21606905
>>21592397
All that for a paprika
Anonymous No.21606652 [Report]
>>21597013
He did it to himself, he could have mostly recovered use of his arm.
Anonymous No.21606704 [Report] >>21610496 >>21610527
>>21597008
why they look so stressed?
Anonymous No.21606726 [Report]
>>21592120 (OP)
Anonymous No.21606905 [Report]
>>21606619
lol
Anonymous No.21607052 [Report] >>21607107
>>21597017
Anonymous No.21607056 [Report] >>21608697
Anonymous No.21607097 [Report] >>21607109
>>21601740
it's already giving me diarrhea just watching how oily it is. i wonder if having a spoon full of oil will help me for my constipation
Anonymous No.21607099 [Report]
>>21604112
>eating potato (full of starch)
>nothing to drink to pass down his throat
>gets served the driest cake ever, still without drink
Anonymous No.21607102 [Report] >>21607522
>>21606406
it's pepto
Anonymous No.21607107 [Report] >>21607141
>>21607052
is jack on the spectrum or has he become so fat he became a mouth breather?
Anonymous No.21607109 [Report]
>>21607097
looking at this makes me wanna puke because i have a bad fever and almost died during the night. other than that i would
Anonymous No.21607141 [Report]
>>21607107
He's had 4 strokes it's a wonder he's still alive
Anonymous No.21607153 [Report]
>>21606566
British engineering at its best
Anonymous No.21607261 [Report] >>21607578 >>21607605 >>21607659 >>21607672 >>21607841
Anonymous No.21607265 [Report] >>21608698
>>21592120 (OP)
>me 24 hours later outside her bathroom door
Anonymous No.21607276 [Report]
>>21595001
This is me unironically when I lose my willpower and binge on McDonalds. But I do it in the privacy of my own home to hide my shame.
Anonymous No.21607522 [Report]
>>21607102
Genuinely forgot that was a thing
Anonymous No.21607544 [Report]
>>21603128
Hot
Anonymous No.21607578 [Report]
>>21607261
it's just not the same to use clean utensils. all that poop flavor lost
Anonymous No.21607605 [Report]
>>21607261
Her husband is using a spoon though
Anonymous No.21607659 [Report] >>21607662 >>21607689
>>21607261
Indians need to learn that we aren't interested in seeing how retarded they are.
Anonymous No.21607662 [Report]
>>21607659
They genuinely don't care
Anonymous No.21607672 [Report]
>>21607261
Typical American born Indian behaviour
Too pussy to actually put enough dal on her rice because she sucks at eating with her hands. Real Indians flood their rice with a lot of dal and still manage to eat everything with their hands
Anonymous No.21607689 [Report] >>21607712
>>21607659
However I disagree
Anonymous No.21607712 [Report] >>21607735 >>21607739
>>21607689
Paying customers don't care that the dude just put his entire fucking arm in the gravy?
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Anonymous No.21607735 [Report]
>>21607712
That's what they're paying for actually
Anonymous No.21607739 [Report]
>>21607712
How else are they going to boost their immunity?
Anonymous No.21607801 [Report]
>>21597005
imagine shes sucking your dick then her jaw muscles spasm and she bites your dick clean off
Anonymous No.21607841 [Report]
>>21607261
the thing that actually disgusts me is the open mouth chewing, not the hands
Anonymous No.21607851 [Report]
>>21592120 (OP)
>>21592167

I want to be eaten by a cute Asian who looks at me like this
Anonymous No.21608283 [Report]
Anyone have the joke webm with the sauce being sprayed on the box and bag?
Anonymous No.21608697 [Report]
>>21607056
god i wish that were me
Anonymous No.21608698 [Report]
>>21607265
need one of these and go to a laundromat and smell all the fresh clean clothes
Anonymous No.21608816 [Report]
>>21599364
I like the part where he touches the cones with his feet. Gives it that unique ethnic flavor, good for the gut.
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>>21595269
Lost
Anonymous No.21609259 [Report]
>>21604112
Wallace and gromit ass motherfucker
Anonymous No.21609264 [Report]
>>21599063
gOD i lOVE DUMB SLUTS
Anonymous No.21609398 [Report] >>21609841
I don't know
Anonymous No.21609419 [Report] >>21609422
>>21592981
>>21592988
it's not a typo, subtitles are generated. it's not a person typing it. sometimes it's way off. the yellow text that says $5.50 and so does the receipt
Anonymous No.21609422 [Report]
>>21609419
*5.49
sorry, my text w
Anonymous No.21609550 [Report]
>>21592347
Why do people always need to tell us what shit is doing to their health, suppossedly. Its not butter that clogs your artery, its massive faggotry and anal sex.
Anonymous No.21609841 [Report] >>21609978 >>21610180
>>21609398
What's the trick to make patties stay flat?
Anonymous No.21609848 [Report] >>21609933 >>21609939
>>21597000
Why did this webm become so popular
Anonymous No.21609933 [Report]
>>21609848
People find her antics cute
Simps defend her antics
Incels seethe at her antics
Engagement bait and meme vid basically.
Anonymous No.21609939 [Report]
>>21597000
>>21609848
she's hot af and friendly
Anonymous No.21609978 [Report] >>21609982
>>21609841
I imagine either a weight on top or making a slight dimple in the middle
Anonymous No.21609982 [Report]
>>21609978
I heard that some people put an ice cube in the middle
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Anonymous No.21610180 [Report]
>>21609841
Making smash burgers instead
Anonymous No.21610237 [Report]
>>21597053
me too
Anonymous No.21610496 [Report]
>>21606704
he doesn't know how to get out
Anonymous No.21610497 [Report]
>>21593057
Soot and combustion products from burning epoxy powder coat and bearing grease contaminates the food.
Anonymous No.21610501 [Report]
>>21594554
Burgers?
Anonymous No.21610527 [Report]
>>21606704
He has to eat all the eggs.