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Anonymous No.21592253 [Report] >>21592273 >>21592327 >>21592329 >>21592387 >>21592457 >>21592462 >>21593657
When it comes to ketchup there's Heinz™, and there's f***ing up.
Anonymous No.21592273 [Report] >>21594110
>>21592253 (OP)
ironic advertising is still advertising
Anonymous No.21592314 [Report] >>21593657
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
*SLAP*
Anonymous No.21592327 [Report]
>>21592253 (OP)
W-what would you fist up?
Anonymous No.21592329 [Report]
>>21592253 (OP)
Ahem
Anonymous No.21592387 [Report]
>>21592253 (OP)
i bet that bottle would feel really good in my butt :)
Anonymous No.21592457 [Report]
>>21592253 (OP)
Hunt's has been crowned winner before actually.
Anonymous No.21592462 [Report] >>21593657
>>21592253 (OP)
Anonymous No.21593657 [Report] >>21594079 >>21595649
>>21592253 (OP)
>>21592314
>>21592462
Disingenuous trollers. It hasn't come in glass bottles for years.
Anonymous No.21594079 [Report]
>>21593657
You can still buy the glass bottles.
Anonymous No.21594110 [Report]
>>21592273
Much like how you advertise your heterosexuality but deep down you like to get dicked down. How's that for irony, Jack?
Anonymous No.21594126 [Report]
>He's never had Brooks
Anonymous No.21594803 [Report] >>21594852 >>21594866 >>21594958
Polish ketchup > *
Anonymous No.21594852 [Report] >>21594854
>>21594803
Owned by Heinz
Anonymous No.21594854 [Report] >>21594856 >>21594866
>>21594852
Makes no difference. It's still tailored to Polish tastes and it's better.

Want Polish ketchup that has nothing to do with Heinz at all? Here you go.
Anonymous No.21594856 [Report]
>>21594854
>It's still tailored to Polish tastes
you're going to need to explain what that means
Anonymous No.21594863 [Report] >>21594866
Kotlin is better and nothing will ever change that.
Anonymous No.21594866 [Report]
>>21594803
>>21594854
Oh shit.
I shoulda gone through the thread before posting >>21594863
Anonymous No.21594927 [Report]
dont care i buy store brand
Anonymous No.21594958 [Report] >>21594961 >>21594969
>>21594803
I've had eastern yuro ketchup. It's the same as normal ketchup but even sweeter. yuros claim this is somehow better
Anonymous No.21594961 [Report]
>>21594958
your description is not accurate
Anonymous No.21594969 [Report] >>21594971
>>21594958
You just confirmed that you've never actually had it. It's not sweeter. It has a stronger tomato-y flavour. It's much more savoury-y than Ameritchup.
Anonymous No.21594971 [Report]
>>21594969
yeah the pudlizski one practically tastes like a mcds burger
Anonymous No.21595649 [Report]
>>21593657
False flag
Anonymous No.21595655 [Report] >>21595665
I like Hunt's because I do this with a Sharpie.
Anonymous No.21595665 [Report]
>>21595655
Baste and Chuntpilled
Anonymous No.21595684 [Report]
Heinz is the ideal and perfect ketchup much like Coca Cola is the idea and perfect cola or the McDonald's fry is the perfect fry. Food scientists have worked on these products for decades to make sure they maximally stimulate and hijack our stomachs and brains reward systems.