Thread 21597614

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>>21597614 (OP)
yup, its time to pay a visit

>>21597614 (OP)
>we don't and won't poach your eggs
The fuck?

>>21597614 (OP)
pedo restaurant.

>>21598174
No way... frisk undertale???

My preferred restaurant rules

>>21597614 (OP)
>>21598191
>>21598329
>petty authoritarianism
>in literally the most saturated market that exists (food service)
why do people tolerate this?

>>21598329
incredibly based

>>21598509
thats more of a nightclub list to keep out.. you know. frogposters.

>>21598509

It's just a more flowery way of saying NO TROUBLEMAKING NIGGERS!

>>21598329
>no work boots
i'll kick your ass

>>21598556
thats why they don't want you there

>>21598329
If I cant wear sunglasses after dark how will I keep track of the visions in my eyes?

>>21598509
One of those is just a dress code, which shouldn't even need to be written down.

The other one is a code of behaviors. They are not the same.

>>21598329
>no baggy clothing
hehe no negros
>no work and construction boots
fuck you!

>>21598628
Its easier for a bouncer to tap the sign then deal with a combative drunk thats got a 5 'what if' questions to get defensive and bargain with.

For every overcorrection theres usually a funny story why.

>>21598509
>>in literally the most saturated market that exists (food service)
There actually isn't much competition there it's a pretty small town and the food is pretty good for the money

>>21597614 (OP)
What are you ordering /ck/

>>21598673
the felix

>>21598673
The $3.25 slice of plain toast

>>21598673
>A side of gravy 4.25
That's deserving of calling the owner over under the pretense of an important question about the menu and then laughing in their face loudly.

>>21598329
I've never understood policies like this. You not only come off as racist to everyone but you don't stop Indians who are far worse than black Americans on average.

>>21598673
>Sammy
Even more infuriating than the rules

>>21597614 (OP)
tl d fucking r

>>21598805
indians have money, at least in the US

>>21598673
One sliced tomato please

>>21598652
It's because no one wants your mud and concrete encrusted shit kickers making a mess. Guarantee they don't give a single fuck if you're wearing clean boots.

>>21597614 (OP)
>Being annoying is prohibited
So what did they do to the person that typed this thing up?

>>21598673
I think I could get a jury to find me not guilty.

>>21598673
Excuse me, waitress, where are the pussy puns? Why can I not order pussy cakes? Why do you call them kitty cakes? Give me the pussy. You know, like a pussycat. Or a vagina.

>>21598673
>yeah can i get a smaller menu? this one's big font hurts my eyes

>>21597614 (OP)
>A dollar off if you dress up as a clown and give us wow factor
These fags are cheap as fuck. I'm gonna find kev and give him the talk because he clearly needs it.

>>21599010
hes in annoying people jail

>>21597614 (OP)
was about to say i'd get up and leave on the spot before i realized i've fucking been to this place
>>21598191
yeah it was pretty mid the gimmick wore on me
>>21598509
i was hung over and it was next to my hotel

>>21598989
no, it's because chicken washers like to wear timberlands

>>21598329
I can get behind a general "dont come in dressed like a shithead" rule but man they really dont seem like they need customers.

>>21599401
The last time I was there it was packed and there wasn't even sitting room in the waiting area

>>21598191
>>21598174
unironically true! from what I understand, comet ping pong has a similar customer service experience, brazenly trolling anyone who isn't "in" their little circle jerk club of understanding
their entire restaurants that operate in this kind of cultish retarded way are fronts for illicit industries

>>21598329
Based as fuck

>>21598329
>>21598556
>>21598652
The work boots rules is to kick out the Mexicans.
If you're White and have work boots they won't care.

>>21597614 (OP)
>>21598329

>>21598673
>sammy with fried egg
>translator's note: sammy is a sandwich

>>21599691
This one is fucking awesome because it's so on the (double-wide) nose. They stop just short of saying no yellow eyes or blue gums

>>21599630
I wear work boots a lot and I don't even have a job. I just want to look taller

>>21598673
that's expensive

>>21597614 (OP)
>Being annoying is prohibited (open to our interpretation)

>>21599691
Ya'll know what he's thinking.
>No Brothers, Brother.

>>21597614 (OP)
yeah if i went there that's a bathroom that will never be the same again. scorched earth. rooster tail of spray coming off the toilet and all over the wall. i'll just start flushing the toilet paper directly into the toilet via the roll.
and then i write on the wall in shit "i didnt see a litterbox anywhere haha meow"

>>21598805
it's called a dress code

>>21598673
>sammy
>taters
Americans are like fucking toddlers

>>21598329
>Bootymore Murderland
Those ANIMALS have rules?

>>21600138
Is Baltimore really that bad? Is Maryland?

>>21599691
You cant wear a bandana a Hulk event? What a diva its not his gay wedding.

>>21600158
Maryland is a DC suburb. Baltimore is the ghetto.

>>21597614 (OP)
5,7,12 are the only real issues.

>>21600169
stop dressing like a nog. It's not that difficult.

>>21600175
naa, there's more than that

>>21598191
>>21599432
cool cherrypicked reviews guys!

>>21598673
>>21599139

>>21600190
>>21598673
even clearer one

>>21600185
Green checks meaning approved or bullshit? The coffee one makes sense. You know how many times I've gone out to eat and people just mindlessly order coffee? Then they're about done, order a fresh cup take a few sips and leave. For a large chain like Dennys it doesnt matter cause those loses are nothing since they have proper funding, but a small spot like this has to pinch pennies to survive.

You see things different when you work the restaurant as opposed to when you eat at one.

>>21600200
Green check marks are things I approve of. Red Xs are things I think are bullshit.

Expecting people to stir coffee with their food fork is disgusting.
If your food sucks or I'm full, I'm not cleaning the plate.
I don't have to save room for dessert just so you can make more money with your overpriced menu ($14.75 for oatmeal by the way)
"Smart remarks" are a good way to drive away business.
If I'm paying for it, it doesn't matter whether or not I finish it. You get more coffee. That's your job.
I will always pay card, anywhere that says cash preferred are tax dodgers. If there's not a discount for paying cash, I'm not paying cash.

Note that this isn't an attack on you, so please don't take it as such. Purely commentary on the "rules".

>>21600190
>literal first item on the menu is a racial slur

Fuck these dumb cunts and their shitty ass restaurant

>>21600204
I dont take offense. I guess we're just different people with different levels of tolerance towards things. I used to find myself always getting frustratingly angry over the behavior of others until I came to the profound realization that getting angry at them isn't going to change their behavior, all it's going to do is potentially ruin my day. In fact, getting visibly angry more often than not motivates one to further try and anger you.

Rarely, ever do I have issues with restaurants, but that's also because I'm not one to nitpick any little thing to complain about. I used to be, however. I guess I just try to go with the flow, unless there's a huge fuck up on my order and I can't eat it due to severe allergies or something.

>>21600212
I don't nitpick at all in restaurants, hence why I had no complaints about them not poaching eggs, It's their menu, I can't force their cooks to do anything. But think about it like this, several of the entries on that list are ways that the restaurant nitpicks at their customers.

why no poached eggs? over easy can be just as risky if you care about that kind of thing.

>>21600215
Yea I get it. I dont know how to explain it, I guess I just stopped caring so much about how others want to live their life after going through such a long time of so many people trying to control me and tell me what to do and can't do and just going through this whole process at a point in my life of having very little control over my choices and behavior in fear of upsetting someone, even though what I wish to pursue with my life harms no one.

So I guess I just developed a certain trait or characteristic where I just let people be, unless it imposes on the wellbeing of another, or if they're harming themselves.

I would know by the name of the Cafe and a quick search on the net that its a feminist styled spot and would avoid it because I know I'm not the target demographic. I could enter and intentionally upset myself, or respect that not everyone is like me and find somewhere I'll also feel more comfortable being at. Its a win win for everyone.

>>21600221
Well we're just engaging in hypotheticals in this thread in an online discussion, I'm just saying that if I went to a spot and was presented a list of rules like that even without the "feminist" or cat theme that wasn't some 3 michelin star formal dinner, I would leave immediately.

>>21600227
Same here

>>21600227
Even with the stars id still leave.

>>21598622
If the staff says anything about them, just let them know not to masquerade with the guy in shades.

>>21599630
>>21598989
The no work boot rule has to do with the melanin enriched crowds love of Timberland work boots.

>>21600192
I really hate when they give their meals stupid names. It's like I'm a fully grown adult, I don't want to be telling some waitress "Yes, I'll have the Good Golly Miss Molly"

>>21600309
This was always something we'd joke about as kids going to Dennys
>wtf is moon over my hammy

>>21599691
>No Do-Rags Skull Caps or Bandanas
>Hulk is wearing a Bandana

>>21600367
Hulk wore durags brother

>>21600309
When I was a kid, my dad cured me of this by just ordering the silliest sounding bullshit with confidence whenever we went out until I got over myself and learned to do the same
Have a rooty tooty fresh n' fruity. Have two.

>>21600419
Your dad sounds like a real wimp. Probably hated sports and loved video games.

>>21600419
Cool dad properly helping his kid out of his awkwardness rather than the typical embarass your kid until they're insecure of themselves and everything they say and do instead.

>>21600483
Fatherless children always get angry at stories about non absent fathers

>>21598673
>14 dollars for oatmeal
does it come with a blowjob?

>>21600182
Whachu gonna do brother?

>>21597614 (OP)
most of these are fair except the being annoying one can easily be used to try to break ADA laws and frisking kids is pretty sus. also strange that they're mean to people who ask for recommendations, that's FREE UPSELLING, MAN.

>>21598329
most of these are fair, though the selective enforcement is bullshit. either enforce it 100% (besides where you legally can't) or don't have the rules.

>>21598805
What's racist about it, snowflake?
There's no mention of race anywhere.
It simply outlines that there's a dress code. Anyone that knows how to dress appropriately will have no problem meeting the requirements

>>21598329
>no jerseys except our team's on game days
kind of based desu

>>21600642
I don't know if you're merely pretending but nobody falls for these sorts of "gotchas". Language isn't a magic system where if you say the right incantation you get to dominate your foe.

>>21598329
>Sunglasses after dark
Just tell them your vision is augmented

>>21600674
you're the retard who immediately thought a dress code is designed to discriminate against a certain race

>>21597614 (OP)
>problem glasses restaurant has gigantic list of rules

This surprises no one