Thread 21602098

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>>21602098 (OP)
list is non-sensical as nobody has ever gone to a tcby.

>>21602103
I've been to both TCBY and Yogen Fruz in Cucknada, so I can definitely compare a bit.

useless fucking list made by retards
you can't compare fast food to fast casual

>>21602127
>made by retards
It was made by /ck/, so you have only yourself to "blame". Also, it incorporates almost everything, from fine diners, to restaurants, to fast food sloppers, to casual, to cafes, etc.

>>21602098 (OP)
>another viral marketing thread
Don't go to chain stores.

>>21602127
>can't compare garbage to garbage
It's all F tier in OP's pic.

>>21602131
yeah it's a pointless crowded chart that's a pain in the ass to read, spergieboy

>>21602167
There's almost everything in that list, from Michelin restaurants to sloppa cattle fodder stalls, and even "food truck" businesses (such as Stardogs).

>>21602172
You will starve to death, cretin. What the

>>21602182
>>21602186
Everything there is shit.

>dat captcha

>>21602189
You'll die from malnutrition, tranny.

>>21602190
>calls him tranny
>eats plastic/estrogen filled processed garbage from globalist corporations and their subsidiaries

>>21602203
Don't sully Black Adder with your shit, nigger.

>>21602098 (OP)
>any chain restaurant
>above A tier by those definitions
Your tier list is shit.

>>21602206
It's not "my" tier list. This was slowly building up by /ck/'s and /di/'s different anons for several months (since around March).

>>21602205
Well stop shilling jewslop.

>>21602210
What part of "it has almost everything, not just goysloppa fast food chains" you're unable to process?

>>21602213
1. there's nothing but brands there.
That's it.

Who made this food jew list. begone.

>>21602292
You did.

>>21602098 (OP)
>Denny's above In-n-out
Ludicrous.
When I get an omelette from there it's as if it's made of air. I hesitate to consider anything from Denny's to be real food.

>>21602580
>it's as if it's made of air
Is puffy omelette supposed to be top tier omelette?

You're smoking shit out of a crack pipe if you're calling Cane's an 'acquired taste' that's good to 'some'

It's chicken, seasoned fries, toast, and a nice dip! Everyone likes that shit, man!

>>21602804
>t. black hand wrote this

>>21602827
Actually, black people have white palms!

>>21602904
Speaking of BLACC, /di/ had an update:

>>21602098 (OP)
Carl's Jr is obviously B tier

>>21602941
That'd be Hardee's. Carl's is worse.

>>21602962
It's not, and I'm tired of you flyover fucks pushing your shitty cope chains

>>21602967
Hardee's and Carl's are literally same chain, dumb fuck. But Hardee's was always managed better, while Carl's is quite crappy in US and majority of yurop. Bizarrely enough, Carl's Jr in Russia, while it was there, was actually BTFO'ing McFags, KFC, Burger Knig, and other westerner franchisees.

>>21602098 (OP)
This has to be above Dairy Queen

>>21603025
Is this where that "lips-licking smiley face" meme originated in mango/onemoo and etc?

>>21603025
>should be above DQ
With a "portfolio" like picrel?
Yeah, how about nah, bruddah.

>>21602103
Dominos is pretty ridiculously low. they moreso deserve a B with all the customization options

>>21603046
meant for >>21602098 (OP)

>>21603046
Anon, Domino's hasn't been any good since after 1996. Let it go. Yonoid is dead.

This is stupid. Why the fuck would you bring in people from a totally different country who don't have the same places to eat? Ohh, boy, yoshinoya is my favorite!! It's an inane statement. For all I know that could be the worst fuckin place in Asia.
It's taking all the apples and oranges and throwing them in the same box

>>21602098 (OP)
>hard rock cafe below Applebees
>dominos below Golden Corral
>Burger King below Mcdonalds and carls jr
sorry but i dont believe this garbage

>>21603053
>who don't have the same places to eat?
Majority of these are international chains that franchise out, dumbass. Dodo Pizza, for example, is initially a Russian domestically created chain, but in last several years they've expanded across the globe, having places in Britbongstan, UAE, several African countries (Nigeria in particular most prominent - https://africa.dodofranchise.com/), Ausschwitzlandia, China, Singapore, Vietnam, and even were spotted in Belize (apparently at least two Dodo pizzerias exist there currently). They even had several pizzerias in US-of-A, before the sanctions bullshit and other retardation forced them to close those franchisees.

>>21603048
tell me you've never had a mushroom and pep pie with garlic spices without telling me

>>21602224
Black adder is a brand and belongs to a brand and was made for a brand by a brand
So is Penn and teller
Hell, 4chan is a fucking brand

>>21602098 (OP)
Delusional

>>21602098 (OP)
What's so good about whataburger?
There's one near my house and it's trash compared to steak & shake

Then again the only things I get from steak and shake are the garlic double steakburgers and maybe a frisco melt

The Japanese turn autism into an art form.

This is horseshit, I refuse to believe Yocco's belongs in D

>>21602098 (OP)
>jollibee
Both the spicy and normal fried chicken were unremarkable the one time I had it.

>Checker's in SSS tier
Good list, didn't need to read further

Having Sonic that high is a bewildering choice.

>>21603180
I ate real Neapolitan pizza, faggot. Not slop for turtles.

>>21603602
>What's so good about whataburger?
Giant patties/portions, well made, places are always pristine clean and furniture/cutlery in good shape, they're also usually positioned well or have good infrastructure in general. Their shakes and fries are not the best (that'd be Checkers/Rally's), however.

>>21603661
It's literal slopper fodder (very greasy, very messy, their sausages are often flaccid or looking stale) and Allentown is literal Raccoon City (fucking LITERALLY, as Shinji Mikami himself visited the place when he was moving through the US to Pittsburgh in 1991, and he stopped at Yocco's once, which directly inspired the entire Claire's scenario's opening CGI scene in BIOHAZARD 2), which was even directly shown on the map in one of the "Resident Evil" movies, "Raccooc City" sitting EXACTLY where IRL Allentown is.

>>21603639
Unfortunately, the memetic "riceburger" sucks ass and Mosburger chain in general is subpar as fuck. And Japanese pizzerias are just as bad. They struggle to, but they just can't. It's definitely not their thing.

Update:

>>21603045
As long as the food tastes good idc if it kills me or if I have to kill 20 children
Mixue mogs the shit out of DQ

>>21604004
Looks like you'd be right at home in Chipotle:

ditto:

>>21603639
>The Japanese turn autism into an art form.
So true, they're so epic and random.

>>21604034
>>21604038
>>21604039
Chipotle is not good enough to justify all this

>>21604093
...huh?

>>21603862
Now that you mention it, the place does look quite nice and I will say it's better than burger king and the like
Last time when I went to try them out I got a double meat whataburger and a patty melt and didn't think too much of it

What is it you guys get when you go there?

>>21603053
There are some yoshinoya joints in the USA, though they apparently compare poorly with the ones in Japan. But I agree with your general point.

>>21604440
While I was living in US, from 1995 to 2011, I was visiting WAB at least once every two weeks, always ordered either Jalapeno & Cheese WAB and two double WAB + onion rings and a big shake, two triple WAB + biscuit sandwich, or Honey Butter biscuit chicken + grilled chicken melt and a lemon pie or a cinnamon roll. Tried their fries and nuggets two times at two different WAB locations, it was never to my taste, so I generally tried to avoid ordering them. Also don't like their apple pies, preferring lemon. BLT is also interesting, though it wasn't a regular and sometimes disappeared from the menu, so I only ordered when I got the chance.

Out of everything mentioned, my personal favorite was always Jalapeno & Cheese WAB and Honey Butter bisquit chicken. That shit FUCKS and it FUCKS HARD.

>>21602098 (OP)
that better be Yoshinoya JP because Yoshinoya USA is utter garbage that shouldn't be served to humans

>>21604669
Guess that depends on the State, since I never had problems/qualms with Yoshinoya where I lived (Oregon at first, then moved through the country to the east coast and spent four years in Connecticut, then also lived for a bit while in Florida, Tennessee, and Wyoming, before returning back to Oregon).

>>21602979
I know they're the same chain retard. Carl's Jr is the Southern California original. But whenever coastal elite chads make mention of Carl's Jr, some flyover nobody has to rush in and say Hardee's is better, every single time. It's like bringing up Christmas around a Jew, they will always, without fail, butt in about how overrated Christmas is and say they get Chinese food with their family on Christmas because it's the only restaurant open. And of course Carl's Jr was BTFOing everyone in Russia, it's better than those chains

>>21602103
I remember TCBY in the early 2000's and went back in 2017 on a trip to WV. It's fine, way better than Sweet FROG and all other self serve spots that plagued strip malls for like 10 years.

That said this list is bullshit. Checkers/Rallys is barely edible at nearly every location. Zaxby's too. There's no rhyme or reason to nearly anything on this list other as bait than to generate replies

>>21604858
>retard
But enough about you.

>>21604871
>way better than SweetFrog

SF is a very healthy business that steadily continues to expand and open new locations, reportedly. That is definitely not "bad" or "worse" in any way, because if it'd was somehow worse than TCBY, then it wouldn't have been as successful and profitable.

>>21604034
>>21604038
>>21604039
I got food poisoning for a week after eating Chipotle Spring 2015. It was so bad I was bleeding out of my ass and resorted to showering instead of wiping because I was taking like 12 shits a day. I ended up with post infectious IBS for probably 3 to 4 years after that and tested positive for Crohn's inflammatory markers, got a Colonoscopy (which came back negative) and eventually all the symptoms went away. I actually dropped out of my Junior year of College for a semester it was so bad.

FUCK Chipotle.

>>21604871
Checkers literally has de facto best fries and shakes in the entire fast-food sloppa global scene. No one can match or beat their fries and shakes. Their burgers are decent, not godlike, but fries and shakes are where the REAL shit is at. Literally nobody can dethrone Checkers in this specific field. You're also a lying faggot.

>>21604911
>t. Checkers assistant manager and shareholder

I like their fries. It's the only thing they have going for them and you can buy them from the grocery store. Every location in my state is run by the stupidest motherfuckers to ever live and the food is ALWAYS cold, sad, and greasy. I can get a good shake from Arby's, Shake Shack, and a fuckton of local burger joints. Fuck, Freddy's Custard had one of the best shakes I've put in my fat gullet in years and their food was actually good.

>>21604900
I used to live in the city where SF was founded and 2 of the original locations were shut down. There's a reason that the Wikipedia franchise numbers haven't been updated since 2016, it was a fad and the quarantines hit them hard. They're still hanging on, I'll give them that. I haven't been since they got sold to PE so I'm not sure if they're run well anymore but it's just Froyo so it can't be too hard to manage. If TCBY can last this long so can they

>>21604900
I actually looked up the numbers on this

>2016 franchise total - over 350
>2025 franchise total - 193

So not a Quiznos level collapse but still a Pretty big decrease. Might recover a bit without the coof pressuring them. Similar thing happened to buffets

https://sharpsheets.io/blog/sweetfrog-franchise-fdd-profits-costs-fees/

>>21602098 (OP)
McDonalds is 'mid tier'
Holy shit lol

>>21604931
>Every location in my state is run by the stupidest motherfuckers to ever live and the food is ALWAYS cold, sad, and greasy
Your problem for being a Commiefornia faggot. YWNBAW, move out ASAP to much better States, or to a much better actual proper country (I suggest Russia).

>>21604947
McFag is C, not B. B is "mid" technically, despite what the commentary says. C is "slightly below average".

>captcha: SNKCUM

>>21604952
what the fuck are you even talking about, u mad?

>>21604962
You said your local fast food sloppa sucks because workers are tards and sloppa is shit. It means you're in Commiefornia, faggot. Move to better States. Or leave YOU-ASS-EYE outright, migrate to a far superior country (a.k.a. Russia):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEMZb82wD0k


INB4: I'm a Belizean that lived in Germany from 1982 to 1992, in US from 1995 to 2011, then in Russia from 2012 to 2024, and currently I live in Japan (Nerima-ku, Tokyo).

>>21602098 (OP)
I get tired of arguing about what should and shouldn't be on these tiers but I do appreciate that you put Rallys at the very top.
As an avid Rallys enjoyer myself I would not have had the balls to put it at the very top.
Very based move OP

>>21602098 (OP)
All of it is goyslop, fuck this list and fuck you

>>21604982
They say that they're majorly the same, but I actually never been to Rally's specifically. Only to Checkers. Also, this is a joint tier list that was gradually building up by /ck/'s and 2ch /di/'s anons since March, so I wasn't the one who put it there.

My personal contributions to this tier list are:
Buc-ee's
Krystal
Bahama Breeze
Pizza 22 cm (2-star Michelin genuine authentic Neapolitan pizzeria in Russia, currently having two locations in Moscow and Saint Petersburg. The one that's situated at the Kitay Gorod/Chinatown subway station is the one which officially obtained the 2 Michelin stars from Michelin's critics and guides, the SPB spot opened later)
Dodo Pizza (international pizzeria that originated in Russia, they have locations in Britbongstan, in Africa, specifically so Nigeria, in UAE, in Singapore, two spots in Belize, and, reportedly, also had a couple spots in US-of-A, before they were pressured into closing due to all that sanctions mumbojumbo and other shit)
WAB
Minute Burger
Dairy Queen
Baskin Robbins
Yogen Fruz and The Keg (I've visited Cucknada a couple times while I was living in US)
Stardogs and Kroshka Kartoshka (ate there when I was in Russia)

That's that. The other spots were filled before me.

>>21604992
This list literally has nearly every field, dumbass.
From Michelin restaurants to diners, to fast food fodder and fast casual, to cafes, to food truck businesses, etc.

YOU fuck off.

>>21602098 (OP)
useless because 97% of these chains dont exist in my country

>>21602098 (OP)
Jolibee is fucking trash.

>>21605061
Are you in Palestine?

>>21605087
That's how you know the list was made by a pagpag connoisseur

>>21605087
And then you woke up.

>>21602098 (OP)
>culvers in same tier as white castle
idiots

>>21605087
this, the fact it’s in top tier alone means you can disregard the entire list

>>21603602
>>21604440
>What's so good about whataburger? There's one near my house and it's trash
Anon, are you absolutely sure you were to a whataburger (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whataburger), and not a what-a-burger (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What-A-Burger)?

>>21602098 (OP)
>fake chicken joint from Ghost World in SS

>>21605705
You what?

>sonic
>SS
Image closed, get the fuck out of here, sonic sucks ass.

>>21605904
>t. blmnigger landwhale faggot hand posted this

>>21605935
How did you know I work for the bureau of land management?

>>21605940
You're literally this same faggot:

>>21605904
Sonic was fun for the novelty when it first started expanding but then people realized it was actually complete dogshit.

>bad chicken
>bad burgers
>bad hotdogs
>bad shakes

the only thing they have going for them is their limeade.

Update from /di/:

>Coon's Chicken Inn
that hasn't existed in 68 years and you only know about it from Ghost World. I don't think anyone who can remembers how it tastes remains.

>>21606736
The fuck is Ghost World?

>checkers/rally's not at D
>Arby's not C
>Whataburger not F
>Chilis not S
>Church's above any chicken joint at all
>Panera bread not B
>burger king not B
>mcdonalds above burger king
>starbucks being dead last (it's crap but its edible crap)
Also, buc-ee's should be SS. The bathrooms bring it to SSS, but that's not food-related. And Sonic is where it should be you faggots

>>21606762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SOho6rSuxc

>>21602098 (OP)
>cracker barrel in S tier
oh i'm laughin

>>21606815
Notice the logo. YWNBAW.

>>21606815
This was added before the cuckening.

>>21602098 (OP)
>Outback Steakhouse in SSS tier
o i am laffin

>>21608295
The fuck is this.

>>21608298
a delicious "SSS TIER" outback steakhouse gourmet meal

>>21605033
checkers and rallys are the same thing

>>21608301
Dude you're not fooling anyone here with that shit. Outbark is a steakhouse, so either show a steak, or fuck off.

>>21608303
That's what I've literally said, but I've only been to Checkers, which is the original chain, Rally's was added later, so there still might be subtle differences. Apparently and reportedly, Checkers fans never go to Rally's despite it supposedly being same thing. And Rally's fans never visited Checkers. Something's definitely up.

>>21608295
>>21608314
outback used to be solid, but they got sold to PE. Went downhill FAST

Some I don't see
Beef O Brady's. If I had to put it anywhere it be in C. I get their wings and sometimes they're pretty mid. But their other items are good.
Also add Marco's in F. Absolute dogshit.
And add Burger 21 and PDQ in B

>>21608914
PE?

>>21602098 (OP)
>Sukiya is excluded
We are currently selecting the Japanese national team players.

>>21609735
>Sukiya is excluded
Are you blind?

>>21609802
Are you retarded?

>>21609827
I have a disability.

>>21602098 (OP)
pizza hut outranking the other franchise pizza spots is laughably biased

>>21610000
Are you blind, retarded, or just a newbie tourist?
Pizza Hut is in A tier, while there are a fuckton of pizzeria restaurants and chains in S, SS, and SSS: Valentino's does pizza, Round Table is a very famous pizzeria, Dodo Pizza has a literal PIZZA in it's title, for fuck's sake. And SSS had IL PIZZAIOLO, Flat Bread, La Leggenda, Pizza 22 cm (a LITERAL genuine authentic Neapolitan pizzeria that's a 2-star Michelin restaurant, AND it became a chain recently).

>>21602098 (OP)
>golden corral that high
>Hardee's not being on the list
>Starbucks being garbage when it's just mid
>del taco being anywhere above mid
>raising canes bad
Wtf

>>21610036
Carl's Jr is same chain as Hardee's. It's like Rally's to Checkers. And how is Raising Cane's "bad" when it's B? "Bad" is anything below C, or D even.