Thread 21603480

>chicken fillet burger
>not chicken sandwich
why do brits do this?

>>21603480 (OP)
>cock butty

>>21603480 (OP)
inbreeding

>>21603480 (OP)
it's chicken served as beef would in a burger
so the beef burger becomes a chicken burger
why don't you call burgers beef sandwiches?

>>21603480 (OP)
because it's halal I guess
very british

>>21603480 (OP)
do amerifats really?

Owned by muzzies, disgraced.

>>21603480 (OP)
Because we have chicken sandwiches. They're chicken in sandwich bread

>>21603480 (OP)
Cool fact lards, the US is the only country on earth that doesn't call them chicken burgers
The ubiquity of American fast food worldwide yet you couldn't get 'chicken sandwich' to stick, probably on account of how fucking ambiguous and counterintuitive it is

>>21603747
thank you for this very important information nobody gives a shit about nigel.

>>21603778
I think he's Canadian, Corey

dixies are usually run by the filthiest of pakis, you know the kind that turn children into kebabs.
they had good lamb ribs though that id eat sometimes when i was drunk

can an American here please define the difference between a burger/sandwich?
genuinely interested, because to me burger implies hot on a bun and sandwich implies sliced bread or a fancy long loaf hot or cold.

>>21603780
*Deshawn

>>21603787
>burger
meat mashed into a puck
>sandwich
fillet/slice of meat

i.e
steak burger is a steak cut minced into a pattie, steak sandwich the steak is cooked then sliced and made into a sandwich

>>21603798
*patty
ESL retard.

>A burger
is a type of sandwich. Prior to preparing and assembly you specify if it's called ground beef or ground pork etc, not 'burger meat', because any meat can be burger meat.
> A chicken burger
is a ground chicken sandwich. For Americans, this is frozen school cafeteria patties. They get incorrectly referred to as 'chicken sandwiches' by low iq melanin spreaders.

>A chicken sandwich
is not a burger because the chicken used is not ground or minced into a patty, but a whole piece of meat, regardless of how it is cooked, methods of which are many and can vary. This is the Popeyes and Nashville hot that was trendy for a time.

As an american who has no issue saying chicken burger when referring to the correct food item, can I ask the euros what they think differentiates burger meat (any/mixed) from meatballs/frikadellen, or meatloaf? Is it just the choice of fillers, spices, and binders? Or method of cooking? To me you put any of them on a bun and it turns into a burger

>>21603745
This, the real problem is Americans being fucking retards when ot comes to anything bread related.
Chicken Sandwich is chicken sliced or shredded on sandwich bread/toast/bread
Chicken burger is a chicken patty between buns

>>21604099
I think it's more to do with the method of cooking(being fried, grilled or hotplate) and the placing of it in a burger bun. Additionally any meat(chicken or fish) rather than a beef patty, would normally be battered or breaded.

If it was a piece of grilled chicken with no batter or breading it would just be called a chicken bun; Provided it's in a bun/roll/bap/barm/etc. if it's in two slices of bread, then it's a sandwich.

Sounds more complicated than it really is.

Hope this helps.

t.Bong

Must...mention......Brits.
Can't...go on....without mentioning....Brits...

>>21603784
Regular reminder that never happened and the cop who made it up for clout got the entire case thrown out.

>>21604122
This.
It's almost like they are obsessed.

>>21604099
Burger patties are ground beef pounded and flat
Frikadellen/Meatballs/Faggots are ground beef with raw egg rolled up or mashed together
Meatloaf is it's own thing rarely eaten between bread, atleast here.

Anyway, it's still pretty arbitrary, most restaurants that have burgers, if it's their specialty or not, will basically just serve you a wide Frikadelle instead of a patty between the buns.

>>21604125
>>21604122
I'm not even American but maybe you fags could go a day without making a thread about your fucking breakfast

>>21603568
Because it's a shortening of the word "Hamburger" which refers to a Hamburg Steak, AKA a fried ground beef patty.
"Chicken Burger" is complete nonsense. It's not beef and it's not ground, the two things you have to be to be a burger.

>>21604128
Nobody mentioned breakfast.
And it's not Brits that start those threads but you already know this.

>>21604119
No it fucking isn't. It isn't the BUN that makes a hamburger you bong retard, it's the PATTY.

>>21604130
>>21604134
American seethe and rage.

>>21603788
Kek! True

Americans will shid and fart and cum in rage at the idea of calling a burger-shaped piece of meat in a burger bun a "burger" if it's not beef, but then unironically have a dish called "chicken fried steak" which contains no chicken.

>>21604119
>Chicken Sandwich is chicken sliced or shredded on sandwich bread/toast/bread
Correct on the first half. But if it's shredded it is now
>A chicken salad sandwich

>>21604127
I like this answer, thank you. You should try a meatloaf sandwich sometime. Cut a thick slice off of the leftovers, either onto toasted bread with gravy or ketchup, or eaten cold with mayo

Where I grew up a common Americana thing to do with any family dinner leftovers is to eat the leftovers as a sandwich. Works great with pot roast (many restaurants serve a pot roast melt but no pot roast dinner), thanksgiving turkey, holiday ham, etc.

>>21604165
>salad sandwich
>no salad
Incredibly fucking retarded.

>>21603480 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chicken_sandwich#Merge_Chicken_burger_with_Chicken_sandwich

hey dongwangler, still arguing and edit-warring on Wikipedia?

>>21604170
>salad
a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing.

For an example of a sauce, let's use mayonnaise. Have you ever tried eating a shredded chicken sandwich sans mixing it with a sauce? It's dry and sucks ass. You have to make it a salad in order to make it a salad, ERGO
>chicken. SALAD. sandwich

>what is potato salad
>what is pasta salad
>what is waldorf salad
>what is tuna salad
You, being the low IQ moron you are, think salad means vegetables. It doesn't.
It is you, sir, that is incredibly fucking retarded

>>21604188
>In America, pasta in mayonnaise is considered a salad
What a country!

>>21604156
No, it's a steak, it's right in the name. Steak fried like chicken. Chicken-Fried Steak.

Stupid fucking bong.

>>21604214
anywhere considers any ingredient mixed with a sauce a salad because that's definitionally what a salad is you ESL retard

>>21604205
this but the other way around

Hey everyone, I'm from some gay country that's not America and in my country a burger is defined by the BREAD. Anything that's on a "burger bun" is a BURGER obviously. Pic related, this is a cheese burger

>>21604232
Absolutely desperate fatism.

>>21604241
An extreme example but how is that not a burger?

>>21604247
It is, it's a cheeseburger as I previously stated.

>>21604245
>fatism
further proof you use words with no regard for their meaning

>>21604241
no it's not
>>21604247
because a burger requires meat or an intentionally made meat substitute (black bean burger)
>>21604251
wrong

>>21604253
You got winded typing this out, I can hear your pained wheezes through the screen.

>>21604241
i call that the "sad european"

>>21604257
So this is a chicken burger, glad we agree.

The thing is, chicken sandwiches look like picrel, chicken burgers look like the anon above which is what those chicken shops sell, although they usually don't look that good.

If Americans think chicken burgers are chicken sandwiches what do they call pic rel?

>>21604265
While I'm sure I'm better fed than you, that's more likely to be due to living in the first world unlike you, than my salads having the ability to incorporate mayonnaise.
You have such a vivid imagination for someone so malnourished his brain can't comprehend what common words like salad mean. Is pretending it must mean one specific thing because you're too dumb to know better (in a thread about categorical terms no less) part of this delusion?

>>21604241
That bread is not called a "Burger bun" it's called a seeded sandwich roll.

>>21604277
That looks like dogshit but we would call it a chicken sandwich, foods can take different forms and don't have to always look the same

>>21604270
Depends if it is a chicken patty formed from ground meat, or a whole piece of chicken breaded and fried like a breast. If breast, then no, it is merely a chicken sandwich.

>>21604281
>words words words
Precious calories being lost anon.

>>21604188
A salad is a dish consisting of mixed ingredients, frequently vegetables. Mixed ingredients. I don't think just chicken and mayo count.
>ooh I combined chicken with mayo and called it a salad.
By fuck, you're a fat fucking cunt. I honestly don't know what's wrong with the likes of yourself. Chicken salad sandwich indeed. The worst part:
>I'm eating a chicken sandwich
>what, a coated chicken fillet in a burger bun?
>no, chicken in sandwich bread
>w-w-well, is the chicken sliced or shredded?
>shredded
>that's a chicken. SALAD. sandwich
You absolutely colossal retard. What a complete faggot.

>>21604247
There's no hamburger patty.

>>21604285
but why do different foods have the same name? these two things are not the same

>>21604270
No that's a chicken sandwich. Burgers can only be made of beef.

>>21604299
So you're calling this guy a liar >>21604257

>>21604297
Because language is context dependent anon. You're expected to use your eyes and look at the thing and thus know which kind of chicken sandwich it is.

>>21604297
They are the same thing, it's chicken between breads

>>21604301
Yup.

>>21604304
so if I fold a chicken pizza it becomes a chicken burger

OKAY

>>21604291
>words words words
yeah they're everywhere. Must be hard not knowing what any of them mean
>>21604292
>frequently vegetables
>mixed ingredients
>I don't think just chicken and mayo count
First of all what do you think frequently means? Second, what are mayo and chicken if not ingredients? The chicken salad I make has apples, celery, red onions, all kinds of things. But if I only had chicken and mayo does that suddenly make it not chicken salad anymore? No, of course it doesn't dumbass

>>21604130
explain cheeseburger then
There's no German city called Tschiehsburg you know

>>21604134
a chicken cutlet isnt a patty

>>21604312
>explain cheeseburger then
according to these numbskulls its a cheese sandwich
>>21604285
>>21604302
>>21604304

>>21604302
>context dependent
>use your eyes
What a dickhead. Someone offers you a chicken sandwich
>uhh which one do you mean? The sliced (only sliced) chicken in sandwich bread or the fried fillet in a bun?
You warped fuck

>>21604307
No, it becomes a chicken taco. Dumbass.

>>21604307
No but are you denying that foods are classified by how they are arranged and indeed folded

What is the different between a taco and a burrito nigga

One reason why your example doesn't work is because a "chicken burger" doesn't exist. You're already aware of the other reason

>>21604315
Correct, which is why there's no such thing as a "Chicken burger"

>>21604311
>a salad is when you pour mayonnaise on pasta
This is what fat cunts actually believe.

>>21604318
I look at the sandwich they are offering me, and I can see which kind they mean. Or you know, I can ask literally a single follow up question of: "Hot sandwich or cold?"

>>21604316
>according to these numbskulls its a cheese sandwich
Did you quote the wrong posts? Why the fuck would a cheeseburger be called a cheese sandwich, I have said nothing to suggest that

>>21604297
Because they are both chicken sandwiches. A t-shirt and a button up dress shirt look and feel very different, but you could call either one a "shirt" and no one would be confused.

>>21604311
Ohhhh righttttt. So if I have a sandwich consisting of chicken and black pepper, suddenly it's a salad? Whoa, I added some salt too, now we really have a medley going on. Whoops, I've put ketchup in my chicken sandwich, suddenly it's a fucking salad. You obtuse, severely mentally ill tard.

>>21604318
You know what it's gonna be because you know what kind of restaurant you're in, retarded trashy mediocre normie places make the thing you refer to as "chicken burger"

Stop letting these faggots distract from the issue at hand by talking about the definition of "salad"

This is a thread about the nonsensical phrase "chicken burger" and my side is right

>>21604336
Dude this is only confusing to you because you don't live in a place where "Chicken salad" is a commonly eaten food that everyone knows about.

>>21604328
No. They aren't showing you it, you absolute mental midget. Here's the hypothetical scenario, you're sitting on their couch, they're loitering by the kitchen door "would you like a chicken sandwich?". They have yet to make it. OK, go. Explain it from here. Where's the context? How're you using your eyes at this point?

>>21604343
Pertinent statement in a thread for people butt bothered by common terms in places they don't live.

>>21604344
Let's say you're right and it's impossible to know which kind of chicken sandwich they're talking about. That would never, ever happen, but let's say it did. What kind of faggot would sperg out about receiving one kind or the other? Would you refuse to eat the "chicken burger"? Would you refuse to eat the "chicken sandwich"? Even in this made up reality where this is a problem, how the fuck is it actually a problem?

>>21604325
>pour
No, retard. You have to mix it too. See the definition again
Look, can you take your autistic meltdown somewhere else? You're clearly a drooling invalid beyond help if the existence of potato salad sends you into a shit flinging tard rage. Granted I'd be annoyed about it to if my own stupidity prevented me from grasping the concept of mixing ingredients

>>21604343
No it's not. You said chicken and one other ingredient makes it a salad. I put pepper (an ingredient) on my sliced chicken (only sliced, I recall) then it's a chicken salad now, isn't it? If I put hot sauce on it, it's now a salad, isn't it?

>>21604336
nope because neither chicken nor pepper are dressings, which are required for it be a salad. Salad requires ingredient + dressing, mixed

>>21604353
>pasta mixed with mayonnaise is a salad
Fat cunt. How many chins do you have?

>>21604355
IMO it's chopped ingredients with a dressing, that's what makes it a salad. So just ground pepper obviously doesn't qualify, but hot sauce might depending on your standards for salad dressing.

>>21604355
I did not say that, actually, that was someone else. I'm just saying that "Chicken salad sandwich" is not a confusing term to anyone in America. We know what chicken salad is, and we know what we expect when we order it in a sandwich, and it isn't chicken with pepper on it.

>>21604351
So, you're saying that you're calling two somewhat dissimilar entities the same thing? I'm not saying I'd spurg out, I'd be glad for either and grateful as I'm polite. Yet, we can agree that there would be an air of mystery about what we were to hypothetically receive?

>>21604363
And chicken burger isn't confusing to anyone in Britain, yet here we are, again.

>>21604355
I said ANY ingredient and any dressing makes it a salad. I never said it had to be sliced. You can't read.

If you MIX the ketchup or hot sauce, which are by definitions dressings and sauces, with the primary ingredient (in this case chicken) then yes it is a salad.

If you wanted one more palatable, id ditch the ketchup for mayo, shred the chicken instead of slicing it, and put it on bread for a
WAIT FOR IT
chicken salad sandwich

Because they conquered the world for spices, THAT THEY NEVER USE XD XD XD LOLOLOLOLOL XD XD XD

>>21604367
Nobody is saying it's confusing. It's just wrong.

>>21604373
Maybe you should cry about it?

>>21604364
No, there wouldn't be any more "mystery" than if it were any other comparable food. There's a massive variety of pizzas and sandwiches and salads and pastas and everything

>>21604360
yes look it up, what you're describing is very basic but pasta salad is what it's called

>>21604374
Why, would that make you feel better about being a loser nation with no future?

>>21604334
yeah but you'd sound like a dumbass

>>21604358
>>21604361
>>21604363
Oh this is very finite as a definition, yet conversely exceptionally ambiguous. I can, now, certainly see why you find the non-Americans retards for calling a chicken sandwich a chicken burger. Absolutely blown out of the water.

>>21604367
id be inclined to agree so long as it's a ground patty and not a cutlet

>>21604384
You don't call both of those things shirts?

>>21604369
Wew. It's made me grin quite a bit. Ketchup and chicken is a fucking salad. Actually I'm just chuckling whilst typing this.
>do you want a chicken salad sandwich?
>uhhh, yeah... thanks, what's in it?
>oh, it's chicken and ketchup
Ohhh fuck me, sensible fucking chuckle

>>21604391

What is a salad?

>>21604332
>thinks a chicken burger is the same as a chicken sandwich
>asks me if i've quoted the wrong post.
No sir, I have not.

>>21604353
>take pasta
>take mayonnaise
>stir it
Wala! Your salad sir. That'll be $20 plus tip.

>>21604388
No, I actually would refer to one as a t-shirt and one as a shirt (that being the dress shirt)

>>21604403
So a t-shirt isn't a shirt?

>>21604400
What does that have to do with cheese sandwiches? A cheeseburger has fucking meat on it

>>21604376
>would you like some pizza?
>what kind of pizza?
>would you like some salad?
>what kind of salad?
>would you like some pasta?
>what kind of pasta?
>would you like a chicken sandwich?
>uhhh, is it the sliced chicken in sandwich bread variety or the coated fillet in a burger bun variety?

>>21604391
Yeah but if they said that then you'd rightfully find that very strange, because "Chicken salad" isn't chicken and ketchup, it's chicken and mayonnaise. Sure, chicken and ketchup would TECHNICALLY be a chicken salad, but it isn't what anyone imagines when they hear the name.

>>21604406
No, its a T-shirt. A shirt is a dress shirt

>>21604410
And lumps of chicken floating in fucking mayonnaise isn't what anyone imagines when they hear pasta either. When you walk down the street do you often hear the phrase "man the harpoons!"?

>>21604412
what KIND of clothing item is a T-shirt? What category does it fit within?

>>21604406
Chicken sandwich
Chicken burger
Cheese Burger
Cheese sandwich

>>21604398
>what is a salad
I'll tell you what isn't a salad: just chicken and mayo, just egg and mayo, just tuna and mayo

>>21604412
It's weird that we call them T-shirts, then. Maybe we should change the name to avoid confusion with shirts. I wonder how they got that name in the first place.

>>21604408
I genuinely don't know what point you think you're making lol

>>21604415
>And lumps of chicken floating in fucking mayonnaise isn't what anyone imagines when they hear pasta either.
We weren't talking about pasta? Are you well, do you have brain damage?

>>21604415
*hear salad. I was too baffled by your idiocy-fatism to properly type.

>>21604416
here you go anon, its a t shirt

>>21603480 (OP)
served in a bun = burger
served between slices of a loaf of bread = sandwich

since a chicken fillet is not served between slices of a loaf of bread and a burger bun, it is a burger

>>21604417
A cheeseburger is a hamburger with cheese on it

The thing you refer to as "chicken burger" doesn't follow the same pattern

>>21604424
Which is a kind of... what?

>>21604426
>The thing you refer to as "chicken burger" doesn't follow the same pattern
It literally does, its a chicken burger with chicken on it

>>21604425
cheese on a bun = cheese burger

>>21604410
OK. I think TECHNICALLY we're done as this cannot go further it's circular and IMO devoid of much logic

>the word hamburger specifically means the german town of hamburg

yeah nobody is buying that, etymology goes both ways you pedantic faggots

>>21604428
>its a chicken burger with chicken on it

Did you just suffer a stroke

>>21604429

We'd call that a cheese roll in the UK so you mogged yourself. Lard shit of ass lmfao g ottem

>>21604428
Bro do you think hamburgers have ham in them?

>>21604432
There are people in this thread who undoubtedly think JFK said "I am a donut" when be visited Germany

>>21604427
A T-shirt is to a shirt what a cupcake is to cake, related, but not the same.

>>21604437
no, it's a cheeseburger by your own logic

>>21604432
No it doesn't mean the town, it means the style of ground beef patty that was popular in the town like 140 years ago which later inspired the "Hamburger sandwhich" which would later be abbreviated to just "Hamburger" and eventually just "Burger".

The "Chicken Burger" Does not share this ancestry, and thus is not a burger. It's just a chicken sandwich.

>>21604438
>be American
>call burgers sandwiches
>call beef ham
guys comeon seriously?

>>21604442
Okay smartass, what would a chicken fillet with a slice of cheese on top of it be then? A cheeseburger with chicken?

>>21604441
No. A cupcake IS a cake, you idiot. All cupcakes are cakes, not all cakes are cupcakes. It's called a subset you fucking retard.

>>21604421
>I genuinely don't know what point you think you're making lol
Well, I think we've established that you aren't the sharpest tool. If you cannot establish the difference in what I wrote there's definitely no hope for you

>>21604445
>No it doesn't mean the town, it means the style of ground beef patty that was popular in the town like 140 years ago which later inspired the "Hamburger sandwhich" which would later be abbreviated to just "Hamburger" and eventually just "Burger".

I'll say it again because you are a fag:

etymology goes both ways you pedantic faggot

>>21604130
Hamburged chicken fillet sandwich.

>>21604448
it's a fucking chicken sandwich you idiot

>>21604434
winning i'm argue, sure pretty not but didn't i

If it resembles a hamburg steak in texture (chopped or ground), and is sat upon or sandwiched between leavened bread of some variety, then it is some kind of hamburger. The hot hamburger sandwich being the missing link. If the meat or meat substitute is not fashioned after a hamburg steak, then it is a different variety of sandwich which may be defined by the style of meat (meatball sandwich vs hamburger vs fried chicken on a kaiser); the type of bread, bun, or wrap (turkey roll vs lettuce wrap); the usual location where this type of sandwich is or was originally made or sold (much in the way not all sausages on buns are Wieners or Frankfurters).

>>21604455
If you live in America it is. In the UK people will think you're ordering cold cuts of chicken between two slices of sliced sandwich loaf bread.

>>21604453
No it doesn't. Words descend from prior words that were used in the past. Past words do not somehow reverse-descend from current words, because time is linear and moves from past to future. Nobody capable of reading should have trouble understanding this, which makes me think that you actually DO understand it, and are pretending not to for the purpose of mischief.

>>21604427
Hold on, so if you were asked to describe someone who was wearing a t-shirt, you'd just say "he was wearing a shirt"?

>>21604449
Next birthday I'm going to get you a SINGLE cupcake and when you're all ass blasted I'll show you screenshots of your posts and all your family will laugh

>>21604461
Would you call him shirtless?

>>21604454
You can't "Hamburger" something, it's not a verb.

>>21604458
>in the UK
Basically the rest of the world, that's the point. It's not just the UK and/or Europe that classes it as a burger.

>>21604461
Yes. Because a T shirt is by far the most common type of shirt. It's the default shirt. It would be weirder if they weren't wearing a T-shirt.

>>21604459
Words get invented all the time, even the word Hamburger was at one point argued by little pendantic faggots like you because it didn't adhere to the terms that were used the 100 years before it.

You are just a faggot, that's the only fact in this whole discussion.

>>21604463
Why would I be mad that I received a cupcake? Do you think I would want more than that? Do you think it's normal to eat an entire birthday cake by yourself?

>>21604226
No, it's a burger, it's right in the name. Chicken served like a burger. Chicken Burger.

Stupid fucking mutt.

>>21604470
If you don't care about using words correctly why are you in a thread that exists only to argue about that exact thing? You came into the pedantic faggot thread and are mad that it's full of pedantic faggots.

>>21604464
What the fuck? No I'd say that he was wearing a t-shirt. If he was wearing something that had a collar with fabric that t-shirts are generally made out of I'd say he was wearing a polo shirt and so forth. If he was wearing what's typically referred to as a shirt, I'd say he was wearing a shirt

>>21604468
Well look, I can appreciate the term "chicken sandwiches" which is cute when Americans say it.

But the audacity Americans have to believe that their "ways" are superior to the rest of the world is just wrong, they're a fucking embarrassment, you just have to make one single school shooting joke to destroy any American's train of thought, what a joke of a fucking country, and here they are arguing about the naming conventions of chicken burgers.

>>21604130
Chicken can absolutely be ground or chopped and formed into patties. Turkey and chicken burgers as ground meat patties are quite common.
Some shops here call a breaded chicken cutlet sandwich a "chicken burger" but it does not follow the lead of the Hamburg steak, and so would be more accurately called a (fried) chicken sandwich (on a bun).

>>21604473
You cannot serve chicken like a burger, because the word "Burger" means "Ground beef patty."

>>21604475
The thing that is typically referred to as a shirt is a T-shirt. It's the normal type of shirt that the vast majority of people wear. If it was a dress shirt, that would be notable, because most people don't wear those.

>>21604469
>Yes. Because a shirt is by far the most common type of shirt. It's the default shirt. It would be weirder if they weren't wearing a shirt.
I've fixed your statement for you.

>>21604474
You people have been arguing semantics my entire life, it get boring, and it gets extreme annoying to deal with, you even said I was up to "mischief" because I was fucking fed up of pedantry, it's enough to make anybody go apeshit.

>>21604475
>What the fuck? No I'd say that he was wearing a t-shirt.
You've already said a T-shirt isn't a shirt. If he's wearing a T-shirt, he's not wearing a shirt according to your logic. Someone who's not wearing a shirt is shirtless.

>>21604478
You cannot serve steak like a chicken, because the word "Chicken" means "a domestic fowl kept for its eggs or meat"

>>21604465
Okay, word hilter.

>>21604484
Then fuck off.

>>21604492
>Gets told they're wrong
>Immediately tells that person to kill themselves

Jesus christ, neck yourself.

>>21604478
The word "Burger" means citizen of.
It is easier (for me at least) to follow "Chicken prepared in the style of a Hamburg steak." than "Chicken prepared any way, served on a bun in the style of an American Hamburger, only with mayonnaise instead of catsup, mustard, and neon green relish."

>>21604488
"Chicken" is not the noun in the phrase "Chicken fried steak." it's a descriptor. It is steak, fried like chicken. Ergo it is chicken-fried.

>>21604488
It's not served like a chicken it's cooked like chicken

>>21604481
You just referred to it as a t-shirt. I think you've invalidated your own logic.

>>21604493
I didn't tell him to kill himself I told him to fuck off. As in, leave. Go somewhere else. Do you not speak english?

>>21604501
What? When did we say T-shirts don't exist

>>21604495
>The word "Burger" means citizen of.
Maybe in German, but in English, it means "Ground beef patty."

>>21604493
Where are you that 'fuck off' means 'end your life'?
I've never been anywhere where it isn't some variety of 'leave'.
Patch up those scratches on your arm, and feel free to join or leave the conversation - as stupid and aggressive as it may be - at your leisure.

>>21604502
>Leave my personal 4chan how dare you dislike me

This whole thread is a troll thread, what are you even doing

>>21604485
No, I didn't. It's in the name, obviously. But there is no way in the world that if you were asked what someone was wearing on their torso, and it was a t-shirt, that you would say "they were wearing a shirt".

>>21604508
Obviously, but I'm still here because I'm enjoying my anger. If you're not, why are you here?

>>21604506
>Where are you that 'fuck off' means 'end your life'?

Where are you that it doesn't?

>>21604505
You're a ground beef patty. So juicy.
Sometimes substitutions are necessary, and then language does what language does - much in the way Hamburg Steak was shortened to Burger. Following a similar detour along the flight of the arrows of time and etymology, I bet you would probably think it strange to serve such a griddled/grilled beef patty atop toast with gravy, mashed potato and peas.

>>21604510
Yes, I would. There is no way you'd say "they weren't wearing a shirt."

>>21604515
>I bet you would probably think it strange to serve such a griddled/grilled beef patty atop toast with gravy, mashed potato and peas.
Not really. I just wouldn't call it a hamburger.

>>21604514
Capitalist North America.
Where in the god damned oil-rich land of right-to-left, vowel-less semi-semitic grunting are you that it does?

>>21604471
>eat an entire birthday cake by yourself
there's no reason to be mean anon

>>21604520
The name of such a thing is a(n open faced) Hot Hamburger Sandwich. They're common in diners with geriatric patrons.

>>21604522
I just think receiving a cupcake from a stranger is an expression of incredible generosity. I would be moved by the kindness of this person who thought of me enough to give me a cupcake. I would not be upset that they didn't give me a full sized cake. I already got more than I could reasonably expect.

>go to a restaurant in clapistan
>order a chicken sandwich with a side of chips
>get a chicken burger and a bag of crisps instead
>they see absolutely nothing weird about this

>>21604516
DESU, I didn't know how ingrained "dress shirt" was in your vernacular for the typically referred to shirt. However the fact that you have to differentiate by using that term pretty much proves my point. Say that you did say "he was wearing a shirt", the immediate question would be "what kind of shirt?", to which you'd have to narrow it down, rendering your initial description absolutely pointless

>>21604532
The assumption that someone is wearing a T shirt is so strong that you probably wouldn't bring it up at all unless prompted.

>>21604482
I'd say checkmate here if I was gay enough to say checkmate

1/2
since none of you pedantic fuckwits can read, I'll do it here. Again. Starting with defining terms

>Sandwich
ingredients between bread
>Burger
type of sandwich, main ingredient is ground meat/meat substitute formed into a patty on a bun
>Chicken Burger
ground chicken patty on a bun

>Chicken Sandwich
in its base form, a chicken cutlet between bread. Requires further qualifiers ie preparation, ingredients, method of assembly such as:
>Deli-style Chicken Sandwich
processed chub, deli slicer, between bread
>Chicken Strip Sandwich
portioned breaded chicken cutlets between bread
>Rotisserie Chicken Sandwich
rotisserie chicken between bread
>Chicken Salad Sandwich
pulled/shredded chicken mixed with at least mayo (usually more) between bread

Because of one of you faggots can't read
>Salad
a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing
>Dressing
a sauce for salads, typically one consisting of oil and vinegar mixed together with herbs or other flavorings
>Sauce
a thick liquid that is eaten with or on food to add flavor

Retard points and shids and fards that a salad can be anything but leafy greens. But I've unequivocally proven thats not all a salad is limited to. Addressing their bullshit:
>pepper + chicken
no dressing, not a salad
>ketchup + chicken
ketchup is a dressing and sauce, technically a salad, but not the correct ingredients of a chicken salad sandwich
>hot sauce + chicken
hot sauce is a dressing and a sauce, technically a salad, missing ingredients of standard chicken salad sandwich
If using hot (spicy) bbq sauce this is the recipe for a pulled bbq chicken sandwich
>sliced
I never said sliced. this is one step from the cutlet, so not a chicken salad sandwich. You can put sliced chicken on a garden salad for a chicken garden salad, but if you put that chicken garden salad between bread it is not a proper chicken salad sandwich, but a chicken garden salad sandwich. Which I believe is better enjoyed as a wrap than a sandwich

>>21604539
You just said it twice.

>>21604540
holy wall of ameri-seethe

>>21604532
But this whole thing is about foreigners saying we're wrong for calling a "chicken burger" a sandwich, if I said the guy was wearing a T-shirt and you said that's not a shirt, you would similarly be wrong

>>21604543
But wait, there's more.
I want to see his duodenum rupture...
>Is a chicken caesar wrap a chicken salad sandwich?

>>21604530
>Go to Shootkidsistan
>Ask for some biscuits and a cup of tea
>Get handed weird scones and green water

What the fuck.

>>21604540
cont 2/2
>pasta + mayo
common base for macaroni salad, crab/seafood salad, etc
Not all pasta salads use mayo some just use oil
>never addressed why potato salad isnt a salad when questioned
It is vegetable + dressing so whats the issue?
>fat fat fat
I must be fat because I know many types of food - what they are and how to describe them
>words words words
You're angry because I know what words mean and use them correctly, while you don't do either

>Cheeseburger
Hamburger with cheese, not cheese in bun. Cheese between bread is a cheese sandwich regardless of burger bun or not. Not a burger because no ground meat/substitute (ie black bean burger)

Did I miss anything?

>>21604536
I really don't think so. In your realm, "shirt" is so ambiguous that further clarification would be paramount. That's the whole entire point of what we've been discussing. Everything is a shirt, hence specifics would be required even more.

>>21604553
No they wouldn't. Because most people just don't care that much, or think about this shit at all. It doesn't matter at all to me what happens inside your head when I say the word "Shirt". It literally only matters if there's some practical reason why you need to know specifics, and then you can ask for them.

>>21604540
>>21604552
Fuck, that's so long I did read. Don't get me wrong, I can read that much with ease. But the inherent gayness I could sense meant that it was in no way worth my time.

>>21604546
Lol'd. In name, no. But in every other way I'd say yea. I pretty much addressed this already halfway down the post
I consider wraps the be equivalent of 'bread' in sandwich terms, but because they fall under the
>requires further qualifiers
part. All wraps are sandwiches, not all sandwiches are wraps

>>21604545
There's a sliding scale of correctness to either of these.

If the chicken is whole or sliced, it is not prepared in the style of a Hamburg Steak, so, even if it is served on a kaiser roll or similar bun with toppings usually reserved for a Hamburger Sandwich, it is more correct to call such a thing a chicken sandwich than a chicken burger.

If a chicken patty is served on toast, the usual term is a "Melt". Still more of a chicken burger than a sandwich, but changing the term helps mitigate unwanted surprise.

If I asked for a t-shirt, and you handed me a button up collared shirt with short sleeves, I would be similarly surprised in a less than exuberant way. They're similar, but the convention is that a T-shirt is stitched along the sides, closed in the front and back, and not V-necked or collared unless specified.

>>21604542
Actually I didn't I said churkmurte

>>21604524
you seem alright im not sure what we were even disagreeing about. I was just trolling a little but now I feel silly

>>21604562
We're all here to have fun anon.

>>21604561
Well, in that case I wish you a good Muhammad Jihad, gospodine.

>>21604560
it's only a melt if it's hot, which you'd never serve a chicken patty cold
There's built in redundancy that shitposters conveniently ignore

exactly what's the point of specifying the T-shirt if they're just going to not listen and give you a dress shirt

>>21604557
>did read
>could sense was in no way worth my time
Wdybt?

>>21604571
This thread's a redundancy.
How many times a week does it show up these days?

>>21604540
WRONG. YOU FORGOT ABOUT PORTOBELLO BURGERS.

>>21604576
Yet bongs don't seem to understand that I agree with them under the conditions I've laid out in meticulous, easy to understand detail TWICE in just this thread
If it's a cutlet it's a sandwich, fit it's ground patty it's a burger.
What's so difficult to accept, it cover every feasible base to come to a consensus

>>21604580
The point wasn't to name all burgers types I never said I was doing that. Also they would fall under burger (general) just ignoring the patty part because mushrooms don't need to be ground or minced then reconstituted into a patty to mimick meat

>>21604580
I reject the concept that you can have mushroom burgers, or bean burgers, or Impossible "Meat" burgers. If it isn't made from a dead cow it's not a burger, it's a sandwich on a seeded bun.

>>21604585
The best vegan burger I ever made was shredded beet, chopped portobello, black beans and lentils stewed down and given a light mash with tomato juice and veg stock, garlic, some ground fennel, oregano, a bit of cumin, some smoked paprika, sumac, a bit of cornstarch, salt and pepper. Still not meat by any means, but once I fried them up, they weren't bad - good texture, nice crisp on the outside, "meaty"

>>21604588
It is a substitution in the style of a hamburg steak on a bun. It's a small step to the left.
If it's not a citizen of a German settlement, it's not a burger.

>>21604588
Don't take two steps back. Hold yourself to a higher standard. It makes less sense to isolate beef for no good reason, when any meat can be ground and put in a bun. That's what makes it a burger not the animal. Imagine how stupid you'd sound if I served you a 51% bison/ 49% beef burger and you'd call it a bison sandwich

>>21604595
>black bean
So a black bean (aka garden) burger. I've had good ones too. Wouldn't turn one down if offered by any means

>>21604598
If you make a substitution of the ONLY component that is necessary to make it what it is, then it's not that thing anymore.

>>21604599
For the sake of consistency I'd still say that anything other than an all-beef patty is not a burger, but I think it would actually be worth arguing that Bison could be considered beef.

>>21604603
Are your cattle German citizens?

>>21604607
No, but that's not what "Burger" means. Burger means "Ground beef patty."

>>21604606
If you're going to be a pedant, you go all the way. In fact, it has to be one or two specific breeds of cattle, from Germany. Born and slaughtered within 200km of Hamburg by Germans. You wouldn't accept Kobe from New Jersey.

>>21604609
No, it means citizen. A Hamburg Steak is a ground beef patty.

Then here's your birthday cupcake anon

>>21604613
SHIT.
>>21604568

>>21604613
I'm impressed.

>>21604612
I don't give a fuck what jewgle thinks words mean. I know what it means because that's what people mean when they say it.

>>21604613
Very whimsical.

>>21603480 (OP)
The Pengest Munch

>>21604620
>Very whimsical.
Yes indeed quite whimsical.

>>21604618
They mean a cooked meat patty. To add a qualifier like bison, chicken, veggie, double, cheese, banquet, or bunless, is to indicate that you do not want the standard offer of a single grilled, griddled, or fried beef patty without cheese, on a bun.
If you're going to be a pedant, do it right. You don't get to stop halfway because you've chosen to make an idea into a belief.

>>21604622
i forgot about this little nigger, hes all grown up now with a little nigger beard xD

>>21604570
Aww and I wish you a good twerking Daquandrius Gutierrez. May Allah bless you with many burg blurk curks

>>21604582
>bongs
The rest of the world

>>21604663
May the fatwa on you and your house be the weakest shit ever devised by bearded men... something along the lines of "We will make them dine upon the well-seared yet juicy flesh of the swine, so that Allah will not accept them into Halal-Heaven, and they will have to sit next to the smoking section for ALL ETERNITY!"

>>21604666
>previously bong vassals
fine whatever we were one too

>>21604678
Unlike the rest of the anglosphere, America got over it.

>>21604673
You know the Koran better than me and considering all the Mexican Spanish and ebonics lessons you have to take, you must be a scholar. Especially with all the 'big booty' distracting you from your studies. I think that calls for a round of celebratory twerks followed by a euphoric masturbation session to a *certain genre* of pornographic videos

>>21604681
that's what I'm saying, but also don't just make shit up pulled from your asshole
It's gotta make sense. Adding more confusion justifies these garbage threads

>>21604681
Keep saying it until it's true. All this 'manifestation of repressed trauma' nonsense is really starting to get worrisome, and not just in the chicken sandwich thread. You're making your gambs all gamey.

>>21604678
Japan isn't the anglosphere, nor is Nigeria, or Russia blah blah blah and so on. If you think many countries are calling it a chicken sandwich, you're very much mistaken

>>21604690
>Japan isn't the anglosphere, nor is Nigeria, or Russia
None of those countries speak english. Why would we care about them being wrong about what a burger is? Ostensibly english speaking countries should know better.

>>21604684
Bisexual interracial amputee bbw snuff mukbang ASMR? I'm in, but only if there's a chicken patty on top of the beef patty with swiss melted on top.

>>21604691
Ostensibly, almost every one of them does

>>21604699
Disagreeing with America is by definition incorrect.

>>21604703
I think this is one of those things that America has flipped, like the word "Peruse".
In most of the world, disagreeing with the USandA is seen as the correct choice in almost all cases.

>>21604711
Luckily their perspective is irrelevant, as is everything else about them.

Europoors really can't take any jokes or the mildest of criticisms without turning it into a huge angry crying fight. reddit geographical zone. Sad!

>>21604712
Needs a wall of chicken burgers. Don't stop til you reach the top.

>>21604713
Charlie Kirk called tuna melts Fishburgers.

>>21604716
Okay maybe he did deserve what he got.

>>21604719
Donnie has to put his burger down to take a sip of coke because of the weird ass way he holds cups.

>>21604713
I think this started it off >>21603568
Stop screaming like a teenage girl having a tantrum. Tantrums are unbecoming

>>21604729
I'm unbecoming all over your fishburger

>>21604713
I can't hear you over the 2334 school shootings that happened in America while you wrote your post.

>>21604738
That would be more of a burn if I cared whether or not children died.

>>21604733
You're unbecoming all over my filet-o-fish?

>>21604743
You'll care when the gun is pointed at you.

>>21604748
VERY jewish post.

>>21603480 (OP)
>>chicken fillet burger
>>not chicken sandwich
>250+ replies every single time
this has to be bots arguing with bots, there's no way you can have this argument multiple times a week for years at this point

>>21604863
Americans do have bot-like qualities but they are unfortunately very real.

>>21604870
we made the thread, you're the ones who got assmad and replied with indignant screeds

also we're right

bread + meat + bread = sandwich

>>21604873
See this is what I mean.
Very predictable pre-programmed non-argument. You just keep repeating the same thing on a loop despite being refuted multiple times now.

>>21604873
Yeah, of course... the catalyst: >>21603568
>also mih mih mih we're right
You're like a fucking 12yo

>>21604863
Americans are THIS dense and obnoxious

>>21604873
So why isnt a cheeseburger a beef sandwich?

>>21604885
>mih mih mih
i'm sure this works as an onomatopoeia in your third world language but it doesn't translate to english

>>21604884
i can't be "refuted" you bitch nigga, i know what a fucking sandwich is

>>21604895
a burger is a sandwich nigga, sometimes shit has a unique specific name, it's like asking why isn't lager a beer

>>21604898
I know humility isn’t exactly an American trait but just this once it’s okay to admit you got completely btfo.

>>21603480 (OP)
Indians can't say "sandwich" so they call everything burgers

>>21604898
You know Fraggles? Muppets? That's the sort of thing I was aiming at. Because you're mainly pretty much the same caricature

>>21604898
>>21604902
>nigga
I can't believe these ebonics wiggers expect to be taken seriously. It's embarrassing

>>21604913
>>21604907
>>21604904
i'm right

nigga

>>21604744
eww... fish at maccas

>>21604915
Well done. I'd tell you to go upstairs and high five your father. But he's either absent or he's too ashamed to want to interact with you

>>21604895
It's a specific kind of beef sandwich.
All beef burgers on leavened bread are beef sandwiches, but not all beef sandwiches are burgers. Smoked brisket on a kaiser is not a burger.

All Americans are bots, but not all bots are American.

⊆ denotes a subset.

Burgers ⊆ Sandwiches, therefore all elements of 'burger' also belong to 'sandwich'. This is not bidirectional. Not all elements of a sandwich can apply to a burger.

The only time a subset may contain all elements of the set it is part of is when the subset is synonymous or equal to the set.

*takes a farty liquid SHIT over this gay thread*

>>21604941
Well, the health inspector's not going to pass this. Go grab a mop. You're not getting sent home til this place smells and looks minty fresh.

>>21604319
What if the bread breaks into two pieces?

This thread is the American Talmud

>>21604941
GLLRLRLGLGRLL…. *GULP*
Ahhhh.

>>21604307
If you layer it, is it a savoury poultry cake or chicken lasagne?

>>21604941
Theyre starting the round you guys up and I'm happy.

new captcha to post on /ck/:
identify the burgers in this image

>>21605422
Pulled pork is not a burger.
A Sloppy Joe is not a burger.
Schnitzel is a German Citizen, but otherwise not a burger.
Chicken salad is not a burger.
Your inside out used-to-be-hip bullshit qualifies, but you should feel bad about it.

>>21604738
2330 of those were black "teens" that took place within 2 miles of a school for statistical purposes and the other 4 were token CIA troons

>>21605443
James David Vance eats his veggie burgers dry.

>>21603480 (OP)
europoors are morons lmao

>>21603480 (OP)
It's not served between two slices of sandwich bread so it's not a sandwich. Not that hard to figure out, desu.

>>21603480 (OP)
It's marketing to make idiots buy it. 'Fillet' suggests a good quaility product, while a 'sandwich' here is a snack that is a bit shit that you can pick up at any gas station.

>>21605746
>a sub isn't a sandwich
>a croissant sandwich isn't a sandwich
>an ice cream sandwich isn't a sandwich

>>21603480 (OP)
>halal chicken
oh look, another money laundering "business"

How does it compare to the burgers made by shitskin invaders out of groomed, kidnapped, raped, and murdered White children that your powdered-wig wearing pedophile government officials look the other way for?

>>21604122
Anglophilia is a sign of high intelligence

>>21605851
Maybe 60 years ago, Nigel. Now run along, I think I hear OFCOM knocking

>>21603778
>makes a thread to seethe about this very topic
>nuh-uh nobody cares!
Correct, sage & kys

>>21604540
>Salad
>a mixture containing a specified ingredient served with a dressing
No. Stop being a fat fucker and cease shovelling sustenance into your gaping maw for 2 minutes.

>>21605858
Haven't you heard? Free speech is for liberal trannies. Cancel culture is based now.

>>21603480 (OP)
why are they called burger buns if they do not make burgers?
why not just call it a bun?
you did this to your self
anything put in a burger bun is now a burger
those are the rules
dont like it?
ok universally change the name of burger buns to just buns.

>>21604119
>patty
OR any cut of meat

>>21604130
actually it comes from Frikadelle

>bump limit on a once a week troll topic thread
GRIM

>>21604099
>is a ground chicken sandwich.
wrong

>>21604328
>I look at the sandwich they are offering me
you look?
and if there are no pictures?

>>21606094
stop being a stupid autistic retard fuck that has a tantrum at the idea that words can mean things you don't explicitly and exclusively think they mean
>>21606605
nice refutation jackass