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Anonymous No.21603861 [Report] >>21603883 >>21603887 >>21604089 >>21604764 >>21607114 >>21607118 >>21607124 >>21607159 >>21607193 >>21607373 >>21607568 >>21607628 >>21607655 >>21607779 >>21608090
the height of australian cuisine
Anonymous No.21603867 [Report]
sprinkles > hundreds and thousands
Anonymous No.21603883 [Report] >>21603889 >>21603892 >>21604890 >>21605172 >>21607383 >>21607602 >>21608175
>>21603861 (OP)
what am I looking at
Anonymous No.21603887 [Report] >>21603890 >>21607208 >>21607655
>>21603861 (OP)
>blocks your path
Anonymous No.21603889 [Report]
>>21603883
dingos in a swag
Anonymous No.21603890 [Report] >>21607178
>>21603887
OI MEET THATS A KEEWEE INVINTION AY BRU
Anonymous No.21603892 [Report] >>21604389 >>21604815
>>21603883
you really need someone to tell you what buttered white bread with sprinkles looks like?
Anonymous No.21604089 [Report] >>21605154 >>21605889 >>21607172 >>21607655 >>21607868
>>21603861 (OP)
The height of Australian beer
Anonymous No.21604389 [Report]
>>21603892
jej
Anonymous No.21604764 [Report] >>21604781 >>21604782 >>21604901 >>21607655 >>21607951
>>21603861 (OP)
a challenger appears
Anonymous No.21604781 [Report]
>>21604764
Vegemite is dogshit, you squinty eyed nasal cunt
Anonymous No.21604782 [Report]
>>21604764
Ewwww no butter
Anonymous No.21604815 [Report]
>>21603892
You just labeled an output vector for a bot training a CNN image generator
Anonymous No.21604890 [Report] >>21604906
>>21603883
fairy bread.
Anonymous No.21604901 [Report]
>>21604764
delicious as a base for avocado toast
Anonymous No.21604906 [Report] >>21604914
>>21604890
sounds perfect for you
Anonymous No.21604909 [Report] >>21604917 >>21607665
I had a roo meat pie in a vegemite crust
It was surprisingly delicious
I think most auscunt cuisine is just brit derivative with local ingredients
Anonymous No.21604914 [Report]
>>21604906
lol
Anonymous No.21604917 [Report] >>21607126
>>21604909
>vegemite crust
didn't know that was a thing. vegemite brushed onto it or infused into the dough itself?
Anonymous No.21604920 [Report]
https://youtu.be/8JtNVbymr7s?si=vMRdY_8E_UYD95xF
Anonymous No.21605098 [Report] >>21605164 >>21605234 >>21607121 >>21607125 >>21607209 >>21607655 >>21607952
What a timtams like?
Anonymous No.21605154 [Report] >>21605163 >>21607639
>>21604089
get yaself a VB ya fuckin dog cunt. get that up ya
Anonymous No.21605163 [Report]
>>21605154
https://youtube.com/shorts/yMHuY4716h0
Anonymous No.21605164 [Report]
>>21605098
like a bigger crispier penguin
Anonymous No.21605172 [Report]
>>21603883
fag toast
Anonymous No.21605234 [Report]
>>21605098
ccp slop
Anonymous No.21605889 [Report] >>21607639
>>21604089
mate no one drinks that shit here. we just sell it to you gronks
Anonymous No.21607114 [Report]
>>21603861 (OP)
i can see this as an improvised but good treat for children specially if you're under budget
Anonymous No.21607118 [Report]
>>21603861 (OP)
it's pretty good, I actually tried it once.
Anonymous No.21607121 [Report]
>>21605098
interracial relationship propaganda the food
Anonymous No.21607124 [Report]
>>21603861 (OP)
Yeah, it does look like something that I would have made at 3AM on a Saturday because I had stayed up all night watching Conan movies and was craving something sweet but my parents never kept that kind of stuff around so I had to improvise.
Anonymous No.21607125 [Report] >>21607953
>>21605098
Two cookies between caramel and covered in chocolate, pretty good but you need to get past feeling like a sucker when you open a pack and get far fewer than you think you'll get.
Anonymous No.21607126 [Report] >>21607135
>>21604917
Infused into the dough i started copying that myself in various pastries and breads because the yeasty/malt flavor goes extremely well with salt or sugar plus its not as intense as vege as is
Anonymous No.21607135 [Report]
>>21607126
Gay
Anonymous No.21607159 [Report] >>21607177 >>21607352
>>21603861 (OP)
Man, years ago, I sw a short vid of a guy making Fairy Bread that starts off as a 'How-to' recipe-type vid & rapidly goes dideways into him reeeee-ing out & smearing butter everywhere, ending up on the floor covered in hundreds-&-thousands. IIRC, that is. I laughed fucking hard.
Anyone seen it? I probably saved it, but that was several computers ago.
Anonymous No.21607172 [Report]
>>21604089
it's pretty big I guess
Anonymous No.21607177 [Report]
>>21607159
I saw a similar one but then the guy started ranting about israel and genocide, it kinda started making a lot of sense tho.
Anonymous No.21607178 [Report]
>>21603890
Nobody ever said that you thieving ausnigger.
Anonymous No.21607193 [Report]
>>21603861 (OP)
Did the dingo eat your baby?
Anonymous No.21607208 [Report]
>>21603887
Looks dry
Anonymous No.21607209 [Report]
>>21605098
Why do I feel like I had this before even tho I Kno I never had them before?
Anonymous No.21607352 [Report] >>21607366
>>21607159
How To Make Fairy Bread

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A08Ev1GounU
Anonymous No.21607366 [Report]
>>21607352
this was the peak of youtube
it was all downhill from here
Anonymous No.21607373 [Report] >>21607655
>>21603861 (OP)
>the height of australian cuisine
wrong pic
Anonymous No.21607374 [Report] >>21607655
take notes americunts
THIS is the height of australian cuisine
Anonymous No.21607383 [Report]
>>21603883
Poofter Bread
Anonymous No.21607529 [Report]
I tried this but i would rather cinnamon sugar my bread
Anonymous No.21607568 [Report] >>21607655
>>21603861 (OP)
I'd rather a vanilla slice
Anonymous No.21607570 [Report] >>21607655
Now we're eating posh
Anonymous No.21607602 [Report]
>>21603883
didgeridoonuts
Anonymous No.21607628 [Report]
>>21603861 (OP)
All u need mates
Anonymous No.21607639 [Report]
>>21605154
>>21605889
What the fuck are you on about. Aussies talk about it all the time like it's the gold standard of beer or something. They even call it amber nectar
Anonymous No.21607655 [Report]
>>21603861 (OP)
>>21604089
Fake Australian cuisine

>>21603887
>>21604764
>>21605098
>>21607373
>>21607374
>>21607568
>>21607570
Real Australian cuisine and it's amazing
Anonymous No.21607665 [Report]
>>21604909
>I think most auscunt cuisine is just brit derivative with local ingredients
The Government of Australia runs a pretty powerful campaign to promote the worst of the worst because they are so in bed with Colesworth that the economy would collapse. Pure garbage like Timtams, vegemite, fourandtwenty pies, and so on are forced upon us and we are told daily that these are so good (despite the fact they are rapidly declining in quality) and so Australia (despite the fact that all the companies are owned by foreigners).

Its quasi-illegal to use native Australian plants as farming crops. They'll get some literal-who "aboriginal elder" to decree that it is offensive to grow that crop because it is sacred, so you'll be shuffled around from farm to farm in different jurisdictions, and if you aren't bankrupt by that lawfare they will send stand over men to come fuck your farm up. These native plants don't use much water, they taste pretty good, and are viable to sell at weekend farmer's markets because there is a huge demand. Sadly, water rights are not considered assets worth even declaring when a minister enters parliament and add into the fact that it also threatens the Western monoculture crops, the picture becomes clear.

I'd like to start a proper fingerlime farm in the USA one day to escape all this bullshit. I know in my heart that it'll thrive on the open market and that Australia is doing its best to prevent it from being introduced to the world.
Anonymous No.21607779 [Report] >>21607786 >>21607962
>>21603861 (OP)
Jesus fucking Christ, I come back here after 10 years and you niggers are posting all the same shit. This is why I left, you people have nothing new.
Anonymous No.21607786 [Report]
>>21607779
settle down cunt
Anonymous No.21607848 [Report] >>21607850
The fuck even happens over in Australia?
Anonymous No.21607850 [Report]
>>21607848
They make a lot of terrible wine and it was very popular from like 1995 to 2005 and they're still mad that the general public now thinks of australia as the home of shit wine (I caught a ban for this opinion once so the mod is probably from australia)
Anonymous No.21607868 [Report] >>21607932 >>21607950
>>21604089
Honestly, this beer is good. The lager and ale are both nice. I don't understand the hate other than limp wristed elitests snobs regurgitating some shallow and pedantic opinion they heard on reddit without even trying the beer. They don't even sell this in australia; it's probably why they are so assblasted about it.

Talking with aussies, I've heard VB is shit, even though I hear fellow burgers say it's the real aussie beer vs fosters.
Anonymous No.21607932 [Report]
>>21607868
Sounds like Carling in the UK. People hate on it literally all the time but it's still one of, if not the best selling beer. It's nothing special, it doesn't taste particularly nice but it goes down easy and the taste is completely unimportant after you've had a few anyway
Anonymous No.21607950 [Report]
>>21607868
>I don't understand the hate
not hating fosters is un australian.
> I've heard VB is shit
it is
> say it's the real aussie beer
it is
its better BECAUSE its shit.
thats why only real patriots eat chiko rolls
Anonymous No.21607951 [Report]
>>21604764
>no butter
thats boot worthy
Anonymous No.21607952 [Report]
>>21605098
the 49th gift to humankind from god.
Anonymous No.21607953 [Report]
>>21607125
>caramel
no it fucking isnt
Anonymous No.21607962 [Report]
>>21607779
We didn't miss you when you left and we didn't invite you back, cunt.
Anonymous No.21608090 [Report]
>>21603861 (OP)
Cant compete with Hagelslag.
Anonymous No.21608139 [Report] >>21608184
Kneel.
Anonymous No.21608175 [Report]
>>21603883
Diddly aussies
Anonymous No.21608184 [Report]
>>21608139
don't be rama rama