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Anonymous No.21607039 [Report] >>21607098 >>21607112 >>21607116 >>21607147 >>21607152 >>21607204 >>21607227 >>21607230 >>21607256 >>21607301 >>21607309 >>21607328 >>21607496 >>21607523 >>21607638 >>21607715 >>21607742 >>21607833 >>21607878 >>21607915 >>21608095 >>21608264
Kitchen Hacks
Post 'em.
Anonymous No.21607098 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
that's kinda funny
Anonymous No.21607112 [Report] >>21607221 >>21607615 >>21608372
>>21607039 (OP)
Holding an egg between your clasped hands would work about as well but kudos for her to be able to keep her hands free. Shouldn't be much of a risk of breaking unless an egg got pushed into her bra's underwire. Might end up with a minuscule amount of underbreast sweat when breaking the shell.
Anonymous No.21607116 [Report] >>21607129
>>21607039 (OP)
There are other men who would jack off to this and I'm feeling a bit left out that I'm not one of them.
Anonymous No.21607129 [Report] >>21607142 >>21607737
>>21607116
the thought of a fat danger haired redditor shoving eggs in her bra doesn't get you hard?
you gay or something?
Anonymous No.21607142 [Report] >>21607156 >>21608281
>>21607129
The thought of a woman embarrassed about using her giant breasts in an unconventional way and feeling awkward does get many men hard. Getting past her probably being average or ugly is trivial if you don't see a picture of the bitch.
Anonymous No.21607147 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
>eggs in fridge
Lol
Lmao even
Anonymous No.21607152 [Report] >>21607521
>>21607039 (OP)
I'm just glad she didn't cram.
Anonymous No.21607156 [Report] >>21607196 >>21607757
>>21607142
i was making a joke spergo
Anonymous No.21607196 [Report]
>>21607156
Yeah obviously, I was using it to make a point.
Anonymous No.21607204 [Report] >>21607981
>>21607039 (OP)
If you keep a couple boxes of cooking wine in the kitchen you can get away with drinking a couple glasses before noon and the rest of the family will be none the wiser
Anonymous No.21607213 [Report] >>21607221 >>21607251 >>21607360 >>21607388 >>21607660
As a man (biological) how can I do something similar to warm eggs with my body heat?
Anonymous No.21607221 [Report] >>21607224 >>21607241
>>21607112
Women are more likely to get cold hands and feet and, on average, have a cooler body temperature than men in general, but it's always warm under my boobs.
>>21607213
Maybe your hands are warm enough to do the trick.
Anonymous No.21607224 [Report]
>>21607221
>have a cooler body temperature than men in general
This is by like 1-2 degrees at most
Anonymous No.21607227 [Report] >>21607229 >>21607234 >>21607498 >>21607693
>>21607039 (OP)
I put on glasses when I have to cut an onion. I've recently started cutting onions submerged in a bowl of water. And when I put it on my toast, I make sure to eat it outside where it's more windy.
I have really dry eyes.
Anonymous No.21607229 [Report] >>21607242
>>21607227
So you dice, slice, and chop onions while they're in a bowl full of water? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
Anonymous No.21607230 [Report] >>21607279 >>21607323
>>21607039 (OP)
use egg slicer for strawberries, and mushrooms

store bananas in a ziplock bag in the fridge to keep them fresh.

any muffin mix is also pancake/waffle mix.

Pancake mix can be muffin mix by adding sugar and fruit or whatever.

when putting foods in fridge or freezer that go rancid quickly (cooked pork or chicken) place hand warmer pack in on top of food separated by plastic or wax paper. it will absorb all the oxygen to stop it going rancid. packs can be reused until they stop heating up. when they absorb all the O2 they cool down.

check the "managers specials" in the meat department, often very good cuts of meat end up there because people think fat is bad.

not exactly a food hack more of a recipe:
take equal parts room temperature butter and cold sour cream mix them together quickly the butter should break up in to tiny pieces and go solid, maybe add salt and pepper (to taste).

put on fresh hot baked potato and the butter won't melt and run off all at one time. it will slowly be released as you eat the potato.

eating salty food nullifies bitter tastes. way better than sugar.
Anonymous No.21607234 [Report] >>21607242 >>21607243
>>21607227
if cutting onions is making you cry you are doing it too slow.
Anonymous No.21607241 [Report] >>21607250
>>21607221
I would be happy to eat your egg boob omelette.
Anonymous No.21607242 [Report] >>21608153
>>21607229
But it works.
>>21607234
Yeah, maybe. I try to be fast but my eyes tear up very easily, even without onions being present. I try to combat the problem with eye drops.
I'm thinking of just buying a string chopper.
Anonymous No.21607243 [Report]
>>21607234
depends on the age of your onion too. if your onion is really making you cry, it's old.
Anonymous No.21607250 [Report]
>>21607241
Thank you, I appreciate it.
Anonymous No.21607251 [Report] >>21607302 >>21607990 >>21608073
>>21607213
if you wear briefs just stick the eggs where your balls are. if you wear boxers just make a tape cradle or something.
Anonymous No.21607256 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
Damn, that's a good time-saving tip. I've been warming my eggs up my asshole this whole time.
Anonymous No.21607279 [Report]
>>21607230
>use egg slicer for strawberries, and mushrooms
you just diagnosed me with downs
Anonymous No.21607299 [Report] >>21607842 >>21608375
Did you know tits can make milk? It's true and it can save you a lot of money! To unlock milk mode just get pregnant have a baby!
Anonymous No.21607301 [Report] >>21607797
>>21607039 (OP)
Anonymous No.21607302 [Report]
>>21607251
That's exactly what I was thinking desu but I fear the eggs will break
Anonymous No.21607309 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
I wish a giant woman would put me under her titties to keep me warm
Anonymous No.21607323 [Report] >>21607878
>>21607230
>managers specials
I have never seen any of items of those that don't look suspiciously brown. (not a racist joke)
Anonymous No.21607328 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
There is a logic to it, and she is right, its in a shell so whatever.
Anonymous No.21607360 [Report]
>>21607213
cram
Anonymous No.21607388 [Report]
>>21607213
Get a vasectomy and ask the doctor to remove a ball and install a zipper on the sack.
Anonymous No.21607496 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
HAH, funny so I'm admittedly dumb, but I used to get my eggs to room temperature via the dryer machine. Then one day I thought about it, and was like, "wait, why not just use water?"

Got nothing else off the top of my head. If anyone knows a better way to powderize salt than what I normally do, I'd appreciate it.
Anonymous No.21607498 [Report]
>>21607227
Dude, sharpen your knives
Anonymous No.21607521 [Report]
>>21607152
ass is a lot warmer than boob but the learning curve is much higher
Anonymous No.21607523 [Report] >>21607527
>>21607039 (OP)
Reminds me of how my dad would put a stick of butter in his pocket to warm it up before spreading on toast or something when making breakfast.
Anonymous No.21607527 [Report]
>>21607523
>hey dad is that a stick of butter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
Anonymous No.21607615 [Report]
>>21607112
>Might end up with a minuscule amount of underbreast sweat when breaking the shell.
Oh nooo anything but that, that's nasty haha can you imagine eating them though lol
Anonymous No.21607638 [Report] >>21607651
>>21607039 (OP)
- I like to put raw chicken in a mesh bag and hang it from a tree in the sun for two to three weeks.
- you can heat oil in your kettle, or use a standalone heating element in your bathtub to deep fry larger objects
- you can also make soup directly in your kettle
Anonymous No.21607651 [Report] >>21607688
>>21607638
>- you can heat oil in your kettle, or use a standalone heating element in your bathtub to deep fry larger objects
You know there's this joke about your mom being so fat she makes soup in the bathtub, but you took it to another level. Life is truly stranger than fiction.
Anonymous No.21607660 [Report]
>>21607213
Beer belly.
Anonymous No.21607688 [Report]
>>21607651
no she makes soup in the kettle. that's how I learned how to do it
Anonymous No.21607693 [Report]
>>21607227
I usually just peel 'em, freeze 'em, hit 'em with a hammer until they shatter 'em leave 'em in the fridge until I need 'em
Anonymous No.21607715 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
I could see my cousin doing this. Sadly she lost a lot of weight
Why is incest so unacceptable damnit! She's the loveliest girl i know
Anonymous No.21607737 [Report]
>>21607129
You don't have to imagine the fat, danger-haired, or reditor parts.
Anonymous No.21607742 [Report] >>21607828
>>21607039 (OP)
that's hot
Anonymous No.21607757 [Report]
>>21607156
No you weren't
Anonymous No.21607797 [Report] >>21607809
>>21607301
Heh but true.
Anonymous No.21607803 [Report]
Reposting Brian's hack for egg salad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76b7LuwueWo&t=112s
Anonymous No.21607809 [Report] >>21607909
>>21607797
not true at all retard. MPW is one of the few celebrity chefs genuinely worth listening to.
Anonymous No.21607828 [Report]
>>21607742
more like luke warm at the end
Anonymous No.21607833 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
This account is probably run by a man. The post gives me yoshi egg haha vibes
Anonymous No.21607842 [Report] >>21608287
>>21607299
Don't even have to get pregnant, stimulation of the nips as if a baby is suckling on them induces lactation over time, works for men as well just takes longer.
t. used my own milk to make a cappuccino
Anonymous No.21607878 [Report] >>21607893 >>21607959
>>21607323
I volunteer at recovery centre for people who are for addicts or mentally ill or just lonely etc.
We have a foodbank where the rule is that until 1PM it's for the truly needy. Homeless and such.
After that it's a freeforall. By then all the good shit is gone of course but it's sure been a while since I had to pay for bread or fruit.

Hell, I sometimes contribute a little bit. Like if some store app gives me a free bag of raisins or cookies etc. I don't eat that and I can't use it in my birdfeed because they cat will get into it and both raisins and chocolate chips are poisonous to gatos.

>>21607039 (OP)
She should get one of those weird dragon dildos that "lay eggs" inside you.
Anonymous No.21607893 [Report] >>21607896 >>21608048 >>21608053
>>21607878
>the truly needy. Homeless and such.

I wish bleeding heart faggots like you would stop enabling those parasitic pieces of SHIT

People like you are why my city is inundated with scum
Anonymous No.21607896 [Report] >>21607901
>>21607893
Anonymous No.21607901 [Report] >>21607904
>>21607896
Fuck you, mother theresa
You aren't helping jack shit, youre actively making the world worse, asshole
Bleeding heart faggot retard
Anonymous No.21607904 [Report] >>21607911
>>21607901
You're raging at more than one person, I think you need to see a psychiatrist
Anonymous No.21607909 [Report]
>>21607809
lmao
Anonymous No.21607911 [Report] >>21608045 >>21608062
>>21607904
>you couldn't instantly tell two anonymous posters apart? You need a psychiatrist

FUCK
YOU
Anonymous No.21607915 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
>muh adhd
Her parents simply didn't smack her enough
Anonymous No.21607959 [Report] >>21608048
>>21607878
one of my roommates would raid foodbanks and fill the cabinets with random canned shit that wasn't even useful. i hated it
Anonymous No.21607981 [Report]
>>21607204
Kek
Anonymous No.21607990 [Report]
>>21607251
I do this with my hands at night in bed.
Anonymous No.21608045 [Report] >>21608051
>>21607911
Take the L and learn from this mistake
Anonymous No.21608048 [Report]
>>21607893
I am not American and I don't live in a city.
Conditions are different here.

>>21607959
Yeah, take what you need.
Anonymous No.21608051 [Report]
>>21608045
You're raging at more than one person, I think you need to see a psychiatrist
Anonymous No.21608053 [Report]
>>21607893
Actually it's because Reagan closed all the Asylums
Anonymous No.21608062 [Report] >>21608076
>>21607911
That's the most common escape from confrontation.
>i-it w-wasn't me even though it talks and says the exact same things I said
The counter is that it doesn't matter, claiming it was some other anon having your same opinion doesn't automatically mean that opinion is somehow right because you replied to a different poster.
Don't fall for simple logical fallacies, people will do anything they can to escape a head to head confrontation. Learn to recognize the signs and you'll have a lot less frustrating time here.
Anonymous No.21608073 [Report]
>>21607251
What if I always go commando like Tom Ford?
Anonymous No.21608076 [Report]
>>21608062
One person posted an observation about homeless people, the other implied the person was being an edgelord. Two different opinions, stop pretending to understand logic.
Anonymous No.21608095 [Report] >>21608096 >>21608123 >>21608322
>>21607039 (OP)
The image conjured may be hot but reality is the redditor who posted this has massive flapjack fat sacks on her chest. It is actually vile and disgusting imagining the disgusting pig stashing away an egg inside the fold of her chest to heat up.
Anonymous No.21608096 [Report]
>>21608095
This is unrealistic because the couple on the right isn't fat enough and doesn't have enough tattoos
Anonymous No.21608123 [Report] >>21608188
>>21608095
I look like the guy on the right and my gf looks like the gal on the left
Anonymous No.21608153 [Report]
>>21607242
If you're gonna make an ass out of yourself then just get a pair of swimming goggles to block the stuff from your eyes. Then you can cut onions at your own pace and not have to awkwardly chop them with your knife leaning into a bowl that's also full of water.
Anonymous No.21608188 [Report] >>21608195
>>21608123
You strange retard. You haven't even seen a "gal", apart from your female relatives, for years
Anonymous No.21608195 [Report]
>>21608188
Anon never said his gf isn't a relative
Anonymous No.21608264 [Report]
>>21607039 (OP)
i store them in my pussy and then when i need one i birth it out
Anonymous No.21608281 [Report]
>>21607142
>embarrassed
>feeling awkward
>yet posting it on a public forum where your name (or alias) is visible
Anonymous No.21608287 [Report] >>21608356
>>21607842
Most messed up post I've read all year.
Anonymous No.21608322 [Report]
>>21608095
>he doesn't want a slampig gf that can make you scrambled eggs by jumping on the spot
gay
Anonymous No.21608356 [Report]
>>21608287
Why? Making your own milk is economical a f and depending on the production stage you get more or less fat in it.
Didn't manage to make enough for a full blown amount of pancakes yet but scrambled eggs and a smal portion of mashed taters was magical with it
Anonymous No.21608372 [Report]
>>21607112
You can use a cup of warm water, too.
Anonymous No.21608375 [Report]
>>21607299
>freezer full of milk
>baby always preferred the boob anyways
We ended up giving it to a local mom with a low supply.