Thread 21608343

Doesn't this look like a perfect pizza?

>>21608343 (OP)
no

>>21608343 (OP)
It looks pretty good but not perfect.

>>21608343 (OP)
The Papa Johns near me always gets my order wrong. Every single time.
They always comp me the full price of the pizza each time but I would rather have correct pizza than money that is the fundamental nature of the transaction I'm trying to make.

Needs some big ass salami slices and onions

>>21608343 (OP)
I could care less about looks
I know that shit it a floppy mess
it's too soft for pizza

>>21608343 (OP)
Nah it doesn’t. Literally the worst pizza joint. Imagine wasting hard earned money on that.

>>21608343 (OP)
I've seen perfecter.
Last time I tried them, it was due to a coupon and it arrived cold.

>Papa Johns
absolute worst of the big 3, don’t even bother @ing me you little retards, cheaper does not mean better and it clouds your vision and tastebuds.

>>21608428
Are you black and is your name bonquisha?

>>21608343 (OP)
I miss when they sliced their Canadian bacon instead of julienning it. Was so much better

>>21608343 (OP)
pjs is unironically the perfect pizza

>>21608343 (OP)
I dunno what a perfect is supposed to look like with pizza but that looks pretty good to me.
Been a long time since I got Father Jones

To me perfect pizza it's more something like this, pizza Napoletana stile

They used to have 50% off coupons you could find online almost always. When I was a little younger and worked third shift, I'd get off work around 8am, and go smoke weed with my NEET friend. Around noon I'd order a pizza and we'd split it. I remember once we got an extra large "The Meats" with 5 packets each of parmesan and red pepper flakes, with a side request for paper plates and napkins, it came to like $13, and the driver was this old boomer who did a double-take at the receipt and was like "Fuck, you guys know how to order a pizza!". Then they fired that faggot John and the souless corporate leeches nearly ruined the company and quality of the food. The longer I live the worse the world gets.

>>21608502
That's pretty much everyone in America now. Almost a rhetorical question.

>>21608736
this was how much their pizza cost when I was in college.

>>21608749
When I moved back home in '06 my cigarettes were 3.25 a pack, now Camels are >$9

I have to go back

>>21608343 (OP)
The worst pizza I ever ate was Little Ceasers stuffed Pretzel pizza. It had cheese whip stuffed under the "regular" cheese
Genuinely made me stop eating fast food for 3 months

>>21608767
Last time I went to Lil Ceaser's I opened their bathroom and a teenage Mexican worker was sitting down to piss. She had a giant black bush. Later she served my pizza and I sensed no shame in her.

>>21608775
They dont get paid enough to care

>>21608779
Yeah, I know. I quit going because it's all rude black teenagers, nothing is ever ready, the wait is regularly over 40 minutes and it's not $5 anymore.

>>21608343 (OP)
If it's not Altoona it's not worth eating

>>21608805
*altuna

>>21608441
Soft pizza is the preferred pizza you clout chasing coon

>>21608870
Preferred by who? You and your retarded gang of lobotomized knuckleheads? Crispy Sicilian Style pizza is the supreme style of pizza.

>>21608749
A dominos 2 topping medium costs this much riggt now

>>21608343 (OP)
Why did they switch to diced canadian bacon? The round ones they used to have were the tops.

I like it when they chop the ground sausage into a fine mince and brown the fuck out of it in a skillet before using it as a topping. You get a bunch of flavor in each bite. Cheap sausage and cheap ham also taste really off to me a lot of the time.

Papa johns is my favorite. Maybe here in leafland it's different, I always see Americans saying it's the worst chain. For me it's the little pepper and garlic sauce. I always inhale half a large pizza as soon as I get one, that's why I stopped getting it. It's too good for my own good

>>21608343 (OP)
no, it lacks green, pizzas need red, white and green ingredients in order to look like a perfect pizza

>>21608343 (OP)
ham without pineapple

this is a terrible waste of resources :[

>>21608343 (OP)
dominos FUCKED ME UP THE ASS

>>21608736
DUDE

>>21608537
I really hate that lone jalapeño they put in the box

>>21609110
Pepperoncini

>>21609110
Your supposed to bite the stem off and pour the juice all over the pizza

>>21608749
>$7.99 for a small pizza in 2000
Bro they ripping people off hard at that joint. I can get a large 1 topping now for $8

>>21608749
When I worked there in the 90s that was a large 1 topping.

It was probably over 10 years ago they started charging a delivery fee. It's not a fucking sit-down restaurant I remember firing off an outraged email to them about it and got a free pizza. I haven't had it since.

>>21608775
LC was actually good back in the 80s. LC was like 'were the cheap guys who give you a lot'. That was true, but they sold themselves short. They were just good. Now they are trash.

>>21609131
That's not what you do. You save four pepperoncinis, put them on a slice with some red pepper flakes, fold it over and take a big bite.

>>21609460
The pepper doesn't vanish when you pour the juice out dumbass

>>21609460
For me it's chasing bites of pizza with the pepper. That's why I get 4 extra ones.

>>21609460
no. you do what the other anon said. been doing that since college. it is the way of things.

>>21608870
Kill your family then yourself

>>21608870
Soft dough means you didnt cook it right. And since its papa johns thats a given. Their pizza is fucking trash

>>21608343 (OP)
Doesn't this look like a shill thread? Why yes, it certainly does.
Fuck off papa johns

>>21608895
>>21609263
>>21609421
Fuck, are you all illiterate? It’s for a small pizza AND cheesy breadsticks. You idiots.

>>21608870
What years of chugging soda without brushing your teeth does to your preferences

>>21609798
The idea of a fucking papa johns intern thinking "yeah its worth to advertise on the fucking cooking board on 4chan, where maybe 10 people go regularly"

>>21608725
>burnt marks
>leaves from a bush
>light on cheese
do italians really

>>21608767
casers is meant to taste bad
its the most effective pizza right after domino’s

>>21609854
>most effective pizza
Its the cleanest, best pleasure.

>>21608886
bon appetite

>>21609854
You have not eaten that fucking pizza. I am a victim of an italian hate crime

>>21609907
You and your tomato soup in a breadbowl napoli snobs can take a hike

>>21608895
>>21609263
>>21609421
you are fucking retarded

>>21608343 (OP)
Papa johns was great but their pizzas are nowhere near this good anymore

>>21609986
>expires 12-31-00
>2000
>almost 25 years ago

I'm going to say it. Domino's died the moment they removed their deep dish.

>>21608343 (OP)
I remember eating american pizza when I was a child and I had to spit it out and throw the pizza away because it was fucking disgusting.

>>21610080
There are more pizza joints maybe than liquour stores in NYX (ha)
Maybe you went to a tourist joint like sbarro in times square, look at the demographic there, it's not good. Except for airports there are no sbarrps those are really sad looking.

>>21610080
This did not happen.

>>21608343 (OP)
enjoy your ass cancer

>>21608343 (OP)
>rabbit turd sausage
No

I just cooked this, its 00 flour with mozz on bottom, heirloom tomatoes, sprinkled with some oregano, pepper and basil, cooked at 500

>>21608343 (OP)
>papa johns
screamingvomitcomingfrommoutheyesnoseandears.jpg

>>21610641
Nice! Looks tasty, here's one I just pulled out of the oven: some kind of Sicilian sauce, chunks of mozz, fresh basil and oregano, and a little olive oil on top