Thread 21608662

What's your game plan

Was just there today. I picked all the shrimp out of the seafood casserole mix, picked all the beef out of the beef and broccoli, a couple chicken on a sticks, some cheesy spinach, a crab Rangoon, about eight salmon sushi which I ditched the rice balls it was on in between the booth and wall and some ice cream at the end.

>>21608662 (OP)
5 plates of Chinese chicken nuggets, aka sweet and sour chicken. Unless they have a Mongolian grill then I'll probably hit that up at least once.

>>21608662 (OP)
>Dumpings and meats until I start sweating a little
>Fried rice and an egg roll or two until I start feeling mostly full
>A good sized serving of whatever veg looks good. Usually the string beans at my local place
>Go home
>Drink a ton of water
>Sleep

>>21608662 (OP)
Load up on as much rice and noodles as you can, and avoid fried proteins and seafood.

I can't eat at one of these anymore without getting awfuly upset stomach. Is it over for me?

>>21608762
>Load up on as much rice and noodles as you can,
absolutely based

>>21608662 (OP)
there is no reason for buffets to exist

>>21608762
>>21608837
Thank God for you unhealthy guys eating the cheap trash so I can eat the pricier quality stuff and not get fat.

Crab rangoons + a mixture or all the sugary goyslop chicken because some places have better sesame / honey / tsos/ whatever than others

>>21608673
>picked all the beef out of the beef and broccoli
You took all the beef and left a tray of just broccoli? Owner must have been fuming

>>21608928
I genuinely don't blame them under these conditions. Any basic idea of economic says that a huge spike in population will induce increased food and rent prices. And most estimates is Biden let in at least 20 million illegal immigrants.

>eat as much as i physically can
>purge
>eat more
>purge
>enjoy some dessert

>>21608928
what folder is this saved in on your fapmachine?

>>21608673
>>21608854
Oh hey, it's schizophrenic pedophile carnivore faggot

>>21608662 (OP)
Start with the big stuff: crab legs, messy stuff. Then the small amount of sushi I'd do.

Next, noodles and rice, at a minimum, with the big fancy entrees like general Tso's broccoli beef.

Next plate, handhelds: dumplings, egg rolls, crab rangoon.

Last plate: whatever the fuck else I didn't get to that's a must eat before I burst.

Finally: dessert plate

Then: soft serve to finish.

>>21609049
t.

>>21608784
Shouldnt I be
>*static
>"It's over"
>"It's what? Over"
>"Yes, that"
>" 'Yes, that-' what, over?"
>etc

>>21608662 (OP)
Cram

going to a different restaurant

If you go to a Chinese buffet place, pay with cash and keep an eye on the cashier.

>>21608662 (OP)
giving your money to a chinnaminh is not advised. i would avoid the establishment altogether.

>>21609188
Yeah there's a better version, his made no sense.

>>21608662 (OP)
I have only had food poisoning twice in my life. The first one was due to some crab legs from the local cheap chinese buffet. After I got home I got horrible itching and hives, I was under the cold shower for 15 mins and nothing would make the itching and heat go away I thought I was gonna die.

The second was in college, I went to a brewery and had 3-4 pints of the milk stout. When I got home I was shitting nothing but liquid for hours and had the chills.

The odd thing is I regularly eat seafood and have zero lactose intolerance and regularly eat dairy

>>21609228
First one sounds like an allergy

I've posted this before:
starters
>salad & soup (wonton bc egg drop is hot fart snot)
>finger apps (fried zucchini, wings, sushi)
>1 steak dinner plate
>steak, ribs, shrimp, baked potato, corncob, garlic bread, mushrooms in brown sauce, gree beans
>1 asian/fried seafood plate + shellfish over rice
>mongolian grill or
>mein, skewer, spicy tentacles +
>muscles, clams or crawfish
>vanilla ice cream, tiramisu

>inb4 ur fat
Im 6ft 180lbs thin and fit. I do this like 3 times a year. You could cut out 2/3 and still get your moneys worth

>>21608662 (OP)
I went to one of these in San Diego and it was trash, I guess being from a city with actual good chinese food kind of ruined every chinese restaurant outside my hometown

>>21608662 (OP)
It's Pineapple Chicken, #71 on the menu here in NY. I even called to ask them if they had it since being a bit in enebritated I didn't see it on the menu.
So for my question, #71 Pineapple Chicken w/white rice (LG) is $13.00 here in southern tier NY, how much is it where you are at?

>>21608662 (OP)
Turn 900 degrees and walk away to some other restaurant.

>>21609228
>milk stout
I would expect adverse biological reaction going on the name alone

>>21608662 (OP)
Five plates worth of various chicken, egg rolls, those little sesame balls and wontons

>>21609223
Thank you for posting the correct one
I almost had a panic attack