Thread 21608855

>open pastabox
>Cook half of the pasta
>Close the box
>Throw it away after a month
>Buy new pasta box
This must be some kind of conspiracy

>>21608855 (OP)
why on earth would you throw it away? dry pasta is shelf stable for years.

>>21608855 (OP)
>conspiring against yourself

>>21608859
Because my auntie momma and uncle daddy are brother and sister so I'm retarded. Is that what you wanna hear? Huh?!

>>21608893
actually yes

>>21608896
Well now you have. Happy?

>pastabox
Is that like a fingerbox?

>>21608902
actually yes

>throwing out pasta
???

>>21608855 (OP)
>Throw it away after a month
why? I have pasta that is over 5 years old.

>>21608859
But what if I need more? Have you considered that? What if I need more than half a box next time? So I must get another pastabox and that makes two, or more like one and a half, and I Know I'll need less than one (whole) box rendering the older box that has been opened pointless.
I do not need two boxes and I don't need one and a half, I now own an entire unopened box of pasta so shouldn't I dispose of the previous one? Yes, I think I should, why not? After all. I have more than enough pasta

>>21608949
>But what if I need more?
you literally said:
>Cook half of the pasta
and that you do this all the time.

>>21608949
>But what if I need more? Have you considered that? What if I need more than half a box next time? So I must get another pastabox and that makes two, or more like one and a half, and I Know I'll need less than one (whole) box rendering the older box that has been opened pointless.
>I do not need two boxes and I don't need one and a half, I now own an entire unopened box of pasta so shouldn't I dispose of the previous one? Yes, I think I should, why not? After all. I have more than enough pasta

>>21608949
no, there's still no reason to throw it out. it will last for literal years. I'm sure at some point in that time frame you will use it if you eat pasta with any remote regularity. if you save the leftovers from several boxes of pasta, eventually you'll have a whole extra box's worth.

>>21608949
Why not buy a backup box?

>>21608949
>Get rid of pasta
>I NEED MORE PASTA
Genius thought process

>>21608949
that is some of the most mind-numbingly retarded shit ive ever read on here. congrats, champ, im proud of you

>>21608949
Saved for my pastabox.

>>21608855 (OP)
The solution is the eat it a whole box at a time.

>>21608949
How would you have felt if you hadn't eaten breakfast yesterday?

>>21608949
Anon...

>>21608855 (OP)
I just put the entire leftover box in a gallon ziplock and let it sit for 3 more years. Actually I don't because I always use it before then.

>>21608855 (OP)
OP is a jackass

>>21608893
No, that much was obvious already.

anytime i leave an open pasta box in my cupboard it collects these fuzzy balls of hair