Thread 21609025

Fellas, is it normal to drink everclear? I'm talking with someone who swears it isn't but I don't know if I should believe that

Also what are some fun mixed drinks to make with everclear?

no, it is not normal to drink everclear

>>21609025 (OP)

everclear when your 18 y/o

or summet

>>21609025 (OP)
No. It's a last resort.

Everclear is what you drink in the last month before you die of pancreatitis

>>21609031
fact check I have drank everclear for like four years albeit not consistently and my pancreas has no titis

>>21609025 (OP)
Pretty sure this stuff is strictly for astronauts and extreme adventurers where every last milligram of weight is extremely precious to carry

Not only it is not normal but you also look like a retard.
Just drink vodka like a normal person.

>>21609038
So you're saying it's for overachievers and cool guys?

>>21609025 (OP)
we had someone bring it to a college party once, we did stupid shit with it like lit shots on fire, someone took off their socks and soaked them in it then stuck them on the ends of sticks and lit them on fire, was sick

I think most of it ended up in some punch bowl mixed with who knows what.

>>21609025 (OP)
Fuck you trole

>>21609058
I swear I'm not trolling, I used to drink everclear a lot more because I lived next to a state where 190 was legal and it has just about the best alcohol to money and drunk to calories ratio I could find

>>21609061
Mix it with juice or water otherwise it will denature your insides

>>21609061
Your a trole and a sicko fuck you dude. I sea what your doing.

Not straight, good lord

I keep a handle in the kitchen for cooking and cleaning
>add ever clear after browning your stew meat and let it boil off, leaves your stew meat melt in mouth tender
>making home made vanilla extract with the whole vanilla beans
>food safe solvant for cleaning
its great

It's for making liqueurs and extracts. Drinking it either straight or mixed marks you as a pathetic, dissipated alcoholic.

>>21609025 (OP)
No. For drinking purposes, everclear is generally only useful for flavored drinks like punch or jello shots.

>>21609025 (OP)
That stuff is vile. Not even a good buzz and just randomly knocks you on your ass

>>21609025 (OP)
You only use everclear to take the cutting agents out of your cocaine. 95% of all cuts aren't ethanol soluble, so with a teeny bit of time and effort youve got real fishscale shit to put up your nose.

>>21609033
It comes on suddenly and once it starts, there's no stopping it. In severe cases where pancreatic tissue becomes necrotic, there's a 100% mortality rate without being hospitalized. Anyway, that's how I lost half my pancreas and got the beetus. I had drank a pint of vodka and Powerade the night that it started.

>>21609025 (OP)
Yeah it's weird. Here's what you should be drinking. Also do it in a shot form when you are feeling cold or down on life.

Make your drug droplets with it.

>>21609025 (OP)
I think it's more used as a solvent or disinfectant. I remember buying some as a kid and it was pretty foul.

If you'd like a dirt cheap version of those white claw style drinks add a little everclear to some seltzer then add a splash of juice or some fruit flavored essential oils. I'd suggest spending a couple extra dollars and getting actual vodka though.

>>21609334
My crazy drug addict friend who never drank before in his life ended up shacking up with some alcoholic lady and started drinking heavy instead of doing drugs. He ended up hospitalized with this s*** for several days. Now he smokes crack and drinks beer lol

>>21609327
I'll just snort twice the amount of cocaine instead thank you very much

>>21609379
If it happened once, it will eventually happen again, even with beer. It's a genetic thing.

Its only real use is if you make a big jungle juice with a ton of other stuff in it for a large group of people. Other than that it's garbage.

Used to make hunch punch with it in college. The day before the party, I'd cut up all the fruit for the punch and soak it in the Everclear. Then right around the start of the party, mix in Hi-C. The fruit flavors masked the alcohol pretty well.

>>21609025 (OP)
I use it to make jungle juice

>>21609025 (OP)
I bought a case of essentially the same shit but super cheap to use for my little survival alcohol burner. And I could drink it if its the apocalypse I guess.. its fuckin gross even when mixed but it will get you drunk

make limoncello. soak lemon rinds in it for a month then dilute down to ~50% with sugar and water. you can also do the same with coffee beans