Thread 21609082

Picanha. Fingerlings roasted. Braised leeks. Priorat pan sauce.

Kys Stewart. Also, you’re dog fucks you’re mom.

Who are you trying to impress? Why do people put on this much of a show over food?

He gets the fatty bits

>>21609088
that's what anon just said >>21609086

also nice to see you again dogfriend. glad he isn't being teased without a snack

>>21609087
The dog

Why do you insist on teasing your dog with food in order to take photos to post online to impress hostile strangers on a racist fast food forum? Your parents have a nice home btw.

Stewart can you post your mom again? She was a nice piece

>>21609082 (OP)
Hey stewart your moms cheating on your dad
With ME
Now im your daddy and im cutting off your cc
Enjoy drinking box wine from now on son

>>21609113
This moron posted his mom? lol. Anyone got the pics? Asking for SWIM.

Is all that water for your mom's hourly douche, you son of a whore?

>>21609112
Just to flex on the chuddies

>>21609160
Am i supposed to be impressed? I exclusively drink <5$ wine.

>>21609160
Wine is dumb, your dog is dumb, and this thread is dumb. KYS

>>21609171
Gottem

>>21609160
>flex on the chuddies
bro you're the kind of parasitic bourgeois who lives in extreme luxury because his capitalist parents made a ton of money being capitalists and they can afford to provide their failure child with every creature comfort he demands. You're the rich in the "eat the rich" slogan.

>>21609182
Anyway, this Arneis was ass

>>21609208
Lmao all he can show off is wine

>>21609175
Got who? Anyway, post your mom or gtfo.

>>21609210
He's an alcoholic. Wealthy alcoholics often try to hid their alcoholism by being discerning drinkers. His threads are always the best when he's druk because he can't avoid bait and has to prove his superiority to 4chan posters by posting his parents wealth.

Give em hell stu shart

Also, what are the solids in the pan sauce? Shallots or blueberries or something. Looks superb

>>21609231
Shallots and garlic, reduced beef stock, red wine, a touch of cream. nothing crazy.

>>21609103
Kek

>>21609233
what kind of red wine? do you make reduced beef stock or buy it? this meal looks like a winner if you know what i mean

>>21609082 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of food, are you a midget?

>>21609250
the wine for the sauce was the priorat or the barossa shiraz from picrel >>21609160 both were open, i'm not sure which one was poured for me, i didnt do all the prep work. i make all my stock from scratch.

Looks good

>>21609225
Wait is this the same guy who posts his keys to his shitty BMWs

>>21609281
No.

Stuart puts effort into this food. It shows. Wonder if he messes up platings and has to do them multiple times.

>>21609270
>i make all my stock from scratch.
Recipe? Your sauce is dummy thicc ngl

>>21609082 (OP)
CUTE DOG. Im happy that you gave him some treats!

>>21609082 (OP)
very nice 400 calorie dinner there op, sure it's going to keep you satiated for days

>>21609082 (OP)
Its a really ugly dog. Why would anyone pick this dog?

>>21609307
What do you think all the wine is for

>>21609311
to prepare yourself for wrapping your car around a utility pole

>>21609296
equal parts beef and veal bones (joints, knuckles, odd bits from the butcher), onion, garlic, celery, leek (and sometimes carrot or a tomato if i have an old one lying around), black peppercorns, rosemary, thyme, bay leaf, parsley stems, let it rip for hours until it's nice and gelatinous. a splash of ACV at the very end.

>>21609311
All purpose war got the staffys by the door
And I feed them truffle powder so they can devour

tried a new quick night snack

crispy bacon + aged cheddar + dill pickle slices + mustard/mayo on a toasted hot dog bun and and a tall glass of cold milk

result: superbly tasty
might have another lads

>>21609112
it impresses on the dog your godlike power to make tasty scran which keeps them in awe of you and acting right for the scraps

>>21609182
Sounds based.
Kys brokie.
Why couldn’t your parents do it?

>>21609182
Okay…and now the money is his, I dont see a problem.

>>21609309
Seriously what wealthy person willingly has a shitbull? Trashiest dog breed. Ugliest too. But especially trashy.
>inb4 "it's an American purebred Staffordshire!! Not an ounce of pitbull!!!!"
Stfu

>>21609403
one answer, dumb people

>>21609082 (OP)
Welcome back, Stewart. Hope all has been well.

>>21609160
You aren't though, seeing as it's your parents money that allows you to even have a roof over your head if anything your parents are flexing on you and us.
You are an even worse loser than the neets here but you are so narcissistic that you will never realize that.
I hope your service animal shitbull eats you.

>>21609403
>>21609405
i wish you guys would lay off the dog. Stewart is definitely a faggot but his dog always looks calm and mild mannered.

>>21609410
Stuart IS flexing on you and you cant stand it so you cope with it is “his parents.” lmao. Flexing on your parents too, brokie.

>>21609412
His dog looks like those “high schoolers” that dindu nuffin.

>>21609413
>imagine licking stewarts balls THIS hard
lowest of the low

>>21609410
all tthe stuff I posted itt is affordable and i'm flexing my sauce, a braised leek recipe, and the cook on the picanha. the actual wealth flex threads come during truffle season.

>>21609418
I love this topic on wealth gap. Thats all. What did Stewie do?
> bourgeois who lives in extreme luxury because his capitalist parents made a ton of money being capitalists and they can afford to provide their failure child with every creature comfort he demands. You're the rich in the "eat the rich" slogan”
What is wrong with being a rich kid? He is literally and figuratively a product of his parents. Him and his parents are the same entity. His parents provided a life for him to flex on you. And he obviously will use his parents wealth to make himself even wealthier.
>failure
He was born a winner. He doesnt need to make it. He was born made.

>>21609420
Hey stewart no need to humble brag theres no girls here were not gonna suck your dick
>>21609423
hes not gonna do shit. all hes good at is swipping his moms cc to buy more wine.
> born a winner. He doesnt need to make it. He was born made.
Lmao

>>21609318
Are you a cook or a culinary student? You're going way beyond home cooking and entering the realm of fine dining styling.

>>21609426
yes everyone in my family has worked in food and hospitality at some point

>>21609425
> born a winner. He doesnt need to make it. He was born made.
>Lmao
Thats how life is for rich kids. Deal with it.

>>21609425
Youre either a
>Seething boomer jealous of younger person
>brokie loser younger person
Call it.

>>21609431
Stewie, I need to ask you a serious question. You're the stalker of the Aussie cookalong retard aren't you? The one that heckles him all the time?

>>21609435
No usually his stuff is usually good. He fucked up that cheesesteak pretty bad tho

>>21609432
>>21609434
i just find it funny this "born winner" keeps coming to 4chan, home of neets and losers, to brag.
Ive no idea what kind of person would defend this behaviour on the internet. Hes not gonna send you any money.

>>21609436
ehh now that i think more, it's okay, his pasta is mid too, which is a red flag. he did that one pork belly that looked really delicious. that one anon that cooks for his parents on weekends is getting better too, his stuff used to be hilariously poor but it's gotten a lot better.

>>21609441
A kid born into wealth can never be a loser. Idk what brokie cope is this. Are you going to call Barron Trump a loser? lmao. Hes like 23 and has not real job too.

>>21609441
>behaviour
WHAT behaviour.
All I notice is his plating and presentation first and foremost. That’s honestly all I have noticed. Then ingredients. The seething from anons is just a bonus.

>>21609441
His threads are OC and he actually cooks real food that looks edible. It's fun to bully and all but he's making real /ck/ contont even if he's a wealthy homosexual hipster.

>>21609446
>kid born into wealth can never be a loser
Spoken like a true retard.
And afaik, barron trump dont brag his wealth on 4chan.
>>21609447
im gonna assume youre being deliberately obtuse. Why do you think people here chew him out every single thread? And why only him and no one else?

>>21609456
Cause they are jealous. Plain and simple.

>>21609456
The wealth gap is huge. 80% of Americans are serfs. Top 10% income jobs are rare and most people are not fit those jobs. Stuart literally lives a life unaffordable and virtually impossible to almost everyone. And I mean that literally.

>>21609462
And why are they jealous?
>>21609465
Yes of course i know. And if hed just enjoy his life of luxury in his own little bubble, nobody would say a thing. Its when he drives down to the ghetto in his lamborghini and tells people on welfare about his latest wine purchase, that people calls him a fool.

>>21609456
Like ignoring 4chan demographics which I think has a big age range from 18-70, and using real world statistics, Stuart is literally in the 1% in usa in networth AND income.
And the gap between each 3 percent points in the top 10% and then top 20% is huge.
You are pretty much looking at what is a fantasy for most people in his threads.

>>21609472
They jealous cause they brokie losers.

>>21609473
>oh no rich young people post in my secret club!
go back

>>21609481
The problem is that Stewart is a little faggot.

>>21609481
Its not a secret, its just impossible to get into for 80-90% of people.

>>21609481
I copefarm /antiwork and reddit and youtube comments for fun so I know what normies think and say.
I also shitpost in my online games so I know what people say and think regarding $$. And I have also heard and read every type of cope or reply.

>>21609500
Haha how gay are you? Incredible

>>21609515
I copefarm /antiwork and reddit on steam overlay in between match rounds of R6 siege. I almost do this daily so I just scroll down the page, click a few threads and scroll the “hot” “popular” and “new” page.
For youtube, there isnt as much cope but there is a little.
But in Marvel Rivals when trash talking gets heated, its always the same cope replies.
>mothers basement
>you do NOT make that much
At some point, especially if youre into economics, you realize yes, most people are not well off. And with social media and msm, majority of people are aware of the wealth gap and envious. And I think the majority of people are starting to relate they ARE modern serfs.

>>21609526
> relate
Realize

>>21609526
No, the previous post was my first one. I'm saying you're tragic with some form of personality disorder. Sounding slightly deranged

>>21609112
He's way too cool for facebook or instagram posting for likes, so he posts on 4chan :)

Le hecking goodboye owner!

>>21609530
What?

some of youse guys are crotchety old hens I tell you hwat

>>21609530
Tragic is being a brokie normie loser npc

>>21609446
The Internet stranger you are defending literally lives in his mom's house and his shitbull is a registered support animal because he is mentally ill.

>>21609546
> mentally ill.
Mentally ill on what?

>>21609546
Yes..and?

>>21609082 (OP)
If I were from a certain country, that muttbull would probably be on the dinner plate next to the steak.

Why do you guys hate stuart threads so much? I like them, they have pictures of cute dog, nice house, good food.
What's there not to love?

>>21609691
I agree. Because this >>21609538

>>21609691
I don't love them, but they're OK. It's pretty much always good ingredients and I suppose decent execution. His place does look nice as well. I dunno how I could "love" them though. Fucking cringe

>>21609697
I'm so confused, I sometimes post wholesome cookalongs with modest ingredients but with nice photography and my threads get zero discussion going and the last one was 404'd by a janni before it even hit the archive.

This place has some ass-crooked rules and priorities because I thought this was the Food & Cooking Board

>>21609691
>Why do you guys hate stuart threads so much?
>guys
it's mostly a single broke anon that's terminally online

>>21609700
and terminally mentally ill

>>21609699
I'm sure I'd certainly comment when you do. It's not even me being charitable or whatever, it's just an interest. I loathe the weebs with their instant ramen or the fast food 'connoisseurs', the manchildren and so forth.

>>21609701
the mental illness stems from a lack of love from xer parents

>>21609274
thanks

>>21609160
enjoying the good life anon flex on them. Life is to be lived not to be miserable

>>21610045
also the doggo looks cute as fuck would pet and call a good boy 10/10

ITT seething cat cells

So many brokies itt T__T

>>21610048
The dog DOESNT look good at all man. It looks like some pitbull owned by a single coal burner.

>>21609691
I think his dog is retarded, even more so because it's a service animal, I dislike his mother's home, and I don't like a man in his mid 30s pretending that he has done anything with his life when everything he has is the result of his parents efforts not his own. I honestly find his threads insufferable but his meltdowns when people post dog gore are funny I guess.

>>21610128
His is mid 30 and has more than you will ever make in multiple lifetimes. Loser.

>>21610128
Hold on... Has he actually pretended he's done anything with his life? How do his posts / threads portray this? Give a definitive answer because this sort of opinion needs outlining succinctly

>>21610128
> I don't like a man in his mid 30s pretending that he has done anything with his life when everything he has is the result of his parents efforts not his own.
I love reading cope like this. I literally copefarm in between rounds of competive online fps gaming.

>>21610143
Stop this. It has already been outlined that you're a fucking retard who barely functions

>>21609082 (OP)
Looks pretty faggy, imho

>>21610145
Yeah. Sure. I will never work a day in my live. How about you? Brokie loser?

>>21610150
>day in my live
I'm grimacing

>>21610155
Yes. Grimace when youre at work, brokie.

Post more pics Stuart. Make the brokies seethe.

>>21610160
No... More about your poor grasp of the language. That's why I'm grimacing. I'd find it difficult to be as mongoloid as you. But simpletons such as yourself wouldn't be able to understand this notion

>>21610164
Post bank balance. Id love to see how rich you are.

>>21610171
I dont need to. I just look up global and my country’s wealth stats and know where I stand.
Stuarts lifestyle is unattainable to 99.5% of Americans.

>>21610191
Then im gonna go ahead and assume youre just a poorfag larping.

>>21610171
And I am loving the growing wealth divide. kek.
Stuart makes more doing nothing than 97% of Americans make going to work.
LMAO

>>21610191
>Stuarts lifestyle is unattainable to 99.5% of Americans.
grim.

>>21610197
>imagine being a kiss ass for free
lower than a janny lmao

>>21610200
Nope. I spend a lot of time online making fun of poor people.
>>21610198
It is. I am serious. 99%. Because for most people, a home is considered most of their networth. So only 8% have 1m excluding their home. You add multiple homes and he is top 3% by networth. BUT you also need INCOME to fund the lifestyle so even if someone has the networth, they dont have the income.
Get it?
This is why the wealth gap is huge.

>>21610228
>Get it?
yeah. shit is grim 4u.

>>21610198
Like let’s pretend someone has 5m. And a 2M house. Like that situation isnt even possible. In reality, that person needs 8m networth to live in a 2m. That is why so many Americans are priced out because in usa, a 1m is ghetto.

>>21610231
Not for me. I am 30 and retired. For 99% of Americans.

>>21610198
>>21610231
>>21610200
So this is why 99% of people in usa literally cannot afford his lifestyle. So using /ck/ statistics, how many anons in this board can?

>>21610236
>99% of people in usa literally cannot afford his lifestyle
extremely based.
unironically fills my heart with joy.
his lifestyle is lower middle class, in my country.

>>21609082 (OP)
thats a nice pibble. how nothing happens to your toddler

>>21610241
Your country isnt a real country. Probably just a place for rich people to move to and live in. Like some enclave. What country is there where over 10 million is middle class?
And if you’re right, its more like a vacation spot, like a top area in mexico where rich people go kind of thing.

>>21610246
love the poorfag seethe.
music to my ears.

>>21610241
Probably some tiny country that survives off rich people moving there. Not a real country. Usa is #1.

>>21610249
No. Not seethe. Because my home country it is kinda similar. My parents call westerners poor. But the reality is, usa is the richest country in the world. But take for example, my people are more well off than most westerners. So what? Usa is #1.

>>21610249
One thing about being in the west and rich, there is never any seethe. Like I can get what youre saying. Your small country has more rich people. That is totally possible. But it is kinda dumb. Like there are places in Mexico which has richer people than 99% of usa too. That is what I mean.

Yeah. Thats what I thought. People not living the West always need to cope. Hell, I think even Bulgaria has a huge wealth concentration. Enjoy the chip on your shoulder, 3rd worlder

>>21610249
Come to usa loser. Put your non Americans in your place lmao. Talking shit in an irrelevant country.

>>21610269
The American median household income is 70-110k. And it is the richest country in the world.

>>21610267
I'd say 70-80 IQ max

>>21610269
ok lmao that was funny

>>21610276
I believe your wealth concentration argument
But not your “country is richer than America” disingenuous argument

>>21610282
I wasn't the anon you were responding to. I read your posts and gauged your intellect by your responses. Then highlighted it. Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not you

>>21609082 (OP)
Dogs are annoying as fuck. Cats are 10x better as pets

>>21610249
Thats like saying some cities are richer than all of usa. At the end of the day, you’re irrelevant. I think “belgium” is rich but lol. gtfo

>>21610291
Sure. I am glad I am not in the 99% too

>>21610269
You dont know how poor the average person is. lmao.

People that dont live in usa but talk about are always coping

Typical, the irrelevant shit hole country loser leaves once the boss dog Americans flex their muscles.

>>21610249
lmao these replies

>>21610351
Damn right lol. Not gonna let some irrelevant country talk smack about usa

>>21610351
me right now literally fr fr

me fr fr retired at 30

How much money does this tripfag even have?

>>21610445
None, it's all his mother's, until recently this retard worked at a coffee shop

>>21610449
It is his. Cope harder irrelevant shit hole country person.

>>21610453
Sounds like it isn’t his but assuming it is, how much are we talking?

>>21610459
Idk. Over 25m minimum probably 30+.

>>21610445
this is cabinanon after he won the powerball

>>21610463
Cabinanon is rich already too. >>21610459
Probably

>>21610459
Probably over 50M because he showed a pic of his family and friends and they were old. And wealth grows so fast.

>>21610449
How is someone worth over 50 million a retard?

>>21610449
It's his parents money, not just his moms. He's mentioned his Italian dad before and how his parents own property in Italy where the family vactions. So they have the at least one home in Italy, the home Stewart lives in, and the home where his parents live. The family is loaded. Definitely in the 10s of millions. I'm not seething or anything btw. I imagine his parents worked hard for their wealth and there isn't anything wrong with supporting your weirdo son who posts his meals on 4chan for other weirdos to discuss.

>>21610625
omg stop stalking me you're being weird

can't wait till your stupid dog eats your face while you sleep.

>>21610625
It is his money also. Dumb ass.
Also, high income to support the networth. Nice job Stuart. Flex on the brokies.
>the majority of the population aren't highly paid, high skilled white collar employees. The majority work in service, retail, or some kind of warehouse, and would be lucky to crack $30/hr

>>21610715
that meal in OP cost less than $30