Thread 21634017

What does /ck/ like to eat on the go? I like having a road cucumber

trout chowder

>>21634017 (OP)
every time i see your fucking volvo im reminded that no matter what i do in life, a literal autist in sweden on welfare will somehow mog me

>>21634017 (OP)
this

>>21634017 (OP)
where do you get your cucumbers? Willy’s?

>>21634017 (OP)
is your hand a prosthetic? why does it look like you have hydraulics lol

>>21634029
Nature knows best

>>21634029
Let's see your car
>>21634035
Ica, they usually have reduced price when you buy 2 cucumbers
>>21634038
no this is my real hand

road hummer

>>21634038
OP is an anorexic retard that loves showing off his hands and car

>>21634055
I'm not anorexic RETARD I am full of energy and eat until I'm full and have a varied diet and get all my nutrients

>>21634064
>get all my nutrients
yeah I’m sure you do, through an IV when your parents force you to go to the hospital

>>21634055
OP is amazing by sole virtue of introducing me to swedish crispbread

>>21634017 (OP)
do you… actually eat it while driving? would make me nauseous as fuck

>>21634017 (OP)
your twinkish hand is as delicate as a thinly shaved english cucumber

>>21634094
Yeah, It's like 95% water. No fruit would make me nauseous eating it in the car
>>21634120
Thanks I guess

>>21634017 (OP)
the award for the most reddit-post of the year goes to OP!
>le so random
meanwhile
>tranny hand
>man-love symbol on steering wheel

>>21634123
i bet you would look cute in a dress

>>21634123
>Thanks I guess
nigga you know you blushed

>>21634029
>a literal autist
They do seem to all have the same type of hand, it's a really odd phenotype.

>>21634208
its the exact same hand from the meme of the guy who engineered a device to open his cans of soylent for him. And I mean the exact same hand

>>21634017 (OP)
Do you stick it in your vagina when you have to drive?

>>21634207
Yeah, so what?
>>21634235
I frot my penis with it when I drive

eating and drinking in cars or public transportation is disgusting, literally monke behavior

>>21634340
I'm eating something that is 95% water dude, you think it's disgusting to drink WATER in the car too? Your autism must be worse than mine

>>21634017 (OP)
Oh hey its the soybot guy again. I see your hand still looks deformed and gay

I like these because they get spicy pickled meat juice all over my car when I open them.

>>21634017 (OP)
more like you rode that cucumber.

>>21634017 (OP)
ai image.
nobody's skin is that plastic looking, plus the cuke looks layered in.

>>21634069
kek

>>21634017 (OP)
Three cans of beer

>>21634017 (OP)
I like to eat things that require me to put sauce from packets on it, like squeezing ketchup on fries or nuggets or hot sauce onto tacobell so not only am I making a filthy mess I am also endangering the public/disregarding traffic laws while I am distracted.

>>21634017 (OP)
What model? I have a s60 twincharged. Looking at a xc90 for trips

>>21634017 (OP)
are you a mod or jannie? also how many cucumbers do you consume per week lol

I don't eat in my car. But eating a cucumber is very Balkan coded.

>>21634642
You're clearly retarded
>>21635105
XC40
>>21635319
a few

>>21634017 (OP)
Why are you sideways?

>>21635386
very funny

Just ate half a cucumber again while basking in the sunlight

>>21634017 (OP)
>I like having a road cucumber
Make sure you dont forget about it, one time I stopped for gas a a cucumber slid right down my pants leg.

>>21634131
*kisses u*

>>21635393
Glad you survived the car crash.

>>21635393
Do they make you burp as well?

>>21635440
No, dude, it's a FRUIT

a belt of scotch with a hot chicken sandwich and if the fuckin pigs give me trouble i got something for they ass ykwim

>>21635379
you didn’t answer if you’re a mod or not. interesting.

>>21635686
My mom is a mod! heh!

>>21635686
You really think any mod would actually say they're a mod? Use your brain for a second

>>21634017 (OP)
i used to work on the road and would eat everything from bananas to messy shawarmas while driving
also a little drinky poo doesnt hurt for afternoon rush hour traffic

>>21634017 (OP)
lol my ex used to just munch on cucumbers like that

mr cucumber swede, what did you eat today? what are your favorite meals besides cucumbers and dr pepper

>>21634017 (OP)
Me, sometimes I like to just chomp into a loaf of bread.

>>21634017 (OP)
String cheese

>>21635696
one can always recognize the vaguely alien and and maximally autistic hand and thinkpads (plural) of a 4chan mod. honed by years of dubious welfare and doing it for free

>>21634017 (OP)

Myself, I just prefer to Comsume calorically empty liquids.

Maybe if I'm in a hurry to hit the road, a gas station breakfast Sandwich, but I have eating, while driving.

>>21635744
I have entrecôte like twice a week, I usually have some cucumber and avocado salad along with it. I sometimes eat a banana before I get to the best part (the meat)
Today I had a cucumber and a frozen pizza

>>21635761
lol

>>21635749
If salted based. If not salted you disgust me.

>>21634017 (OP)
Sooner or later you’ll break down and buy a buttplug

>nuvolvo
yikes

>>21634035
>where do you get your cucumbers?
He gets them off the side of the street.

>>21636236
Brokie spotted
>>21636246
Nice one dude

he doesnt eat it for the flavor.

>>21634017 (OP)
Your slender, feminine hands betray your nature, Anon. I know what you are.

this is the guy that kept posting pics of his food with his "gf" right

>buys a modern Volvo
It’s literally a rebadged Great Wall

>>21635780
pretty healthy overall, do you do any cardio?

>>21638023
What is it
>>21638069
It's all designed in Sweden dude, just assembled in China
>>21639195
I like walking, especially in the forest, and cycling

>>21637288
im not broke, my 240 wagon has over 500k miles on it
back when swedes made cars to last, enjoy your chinamobile exploding at 100k if it makes it that far

>>21634017 (OP)
carrot smeared with peanut butter or hot mustard

>>21634017 (OP)
>road cucumber
That sounds gay as hell you homo

>>21634017 (OP)
stay strong mr swede, those who hate your autism deserve only death

>>21640630
What did he mean by this..
>>21640988
Thank u bro

remember to eat a cucumber today, please

>>21639753
i’ve used a 2021 xc60 as a uber/lyft car for almost 300k miles total, they are still high quality and the faggots claiming chinesium should throw away their apple and samsung phones too. repairs are actually easier on the new ones, i would even say they improved. considering how unreliable the rest of the luxury suv segment is, i would only get a volvo

>>21642592
if you ever worked as a paramedic you’ll know volvos somehow survive crashes that would mist you in most cars

>>21642592
ignore the bitter brokie furious that anyone dares to own nicer things than xer.

>>21642589
I eat for evening snack

>>21643676
You're giving me uncanny valley vibes and I feel like I have to hurt you to protect other humans

>>21643676
How much are cucumbers there? I’m having to pay $2.30 each (2 euro) for English cucumbers now

>things to eat while driving
most fruits, trail mix, bagel, sour patch kids, chips

>>21644478
They are like 1.90 usd each, often there is a sale to buy two for 3.20 usd
>>21644500
Don't your fingers get dirty from chips..

>>21634029
>mogged by a Volvo
How low must you be for this to even be possible

>>21643676
You're going to die of malnourishment

>>21644801
Shut your fucking mouth

>>21644720
how tf is food cheaper in sweden than my balkan shithole?

>>21644832
I went to Croatia a couple years ago right after they switched to euros. The prices were equal to those in Sweden, or even more expensive. I was very surprised.

what species is this thing… i think i’ve legit seen lizards with less alien looking hands. when the ayys come I guess they will be riding volvos and eating cucumbers…

>>21644720
>Don't your fingers get dirty from chips..
maybe some salt, but not really

>>21644916
>welfare autist
>”i went to croatia”
swedish welfare was designed to torment the rest of the world

>>21634064
>varied diet and get all my nutrients
2 items doesn't mean varied diet. And cucumbers dont have all your nutrients. You need vitamin pills for that.

>>21646031
do you think this minecraft praying mantis really needs nutrients like everyone else?

this bad boy right here

>>21645978
Hope it makes you feel better that they also allowed and signed off on me going to Germany and then the US for a month
>>21646031
I actually eat more than one meal a day

>>21644829
is that a dozen whole cloves of garlic? You can probably mash that much in one sitting?

>>21646521
Yes, cloves marinated in oil become very mild

>>21646532
man I bet you smell terrible

>>21646535
Yeah having this once a month surely makes me smell bad dude

>>21634038
That's a White People hand.

/out/ here.

I enjoy a proper summit dog. you buy it somewhere near the trailhead, even if it's Costco or Target, doesn't matter. wrap in foil, do your hike, and enjoy it on a nice overlook. 10/10 everytime

>ai as required

>>21646660
my fat ass would eat it halfway

watch out mr swede, i am starting to see an influx of fakes, there are more dr pepper threads than ever before, and even your classic meal is now poorly prepared by a filthy finn. you need to defend your turf, i trust in you autists.

>>21642592
Can confirm. Have a xc40 that's been a real champ. Great balance. Sportier than the run of the mill small suv, and much nicer interior but not an expensive maintaince pig like alot of the luxury brands. Would buy again

>road food
I was always partial to a slice of caseys pizza and a road soda but i have turned over a new leaf in terms of responsibility so now I just have a nice healthy vodka soda in a buccees tumber. We all have to grow up sometime.

>>21648139
Something malicious is brewing as of late.. Thank you anon, I will be watching my back

>>21643676
>>21634017 (OP)
>Soybot... my strength is waning...

>>21643676
Bro, your wrist! Eat some calories, man.
>>21649515
This guy would probably benefit from soy.
Cucumbers will not sustain you.

>>21649535
Do you wanna hold hands with me?

>>21634017 (OP)
I usually eat pastrami in the car, other foods make me nauseous, but pastrami never does. Also wtf is wrong with your hand?? Are you just a lengthened human, I need to know what you look like, holy shjt

>>21650530
Proportionally I'm a little stretched out vertically..

>>21650535
stretch out my asshole please

These

>>21650616
wtf is this

Old Trapper peppered or hot & spicy, tabasco slim jims or snickers ice cream bar.

>>21634017 (OP)
Just beer.

>>21635434
geg, classic

>>21634017 (OP)
do people seriously eat in their car? why? is this actually something the average person does?

>>21634017 (OP)
What's with the tranny hands?

For me, it's calzones.

>>21653872
All the time. Our third spaces are a pain in the ass to get to so we go from the car bubble to the house bubble etc

>>21654562
he's swedish. they're all like that.

>>21634164
Post more of that cat

>>21643676
le heckin quirky chud who lives their entire existence on the silly internet anime board (and of course, reddit)

>>21654851
disgusting, i can already imagine the smell in your car and the dripping oil stains

>>21635393
w-what did you do with the other half?

>>21644800
I have a Hyundai.

>>21634017 (OP)
Stop eating in your cars you fukken animals

for me it is pizza.

>>21656653
Nothing like hammering down half a pizza to some opera music

>>21643676
>yeah, I use Emacs

>>21656652
Fuck you dude
>>21656653
Repost of my pizza

>>21644800
Volvo is considered as a good brand here wdym

>>21657315
volvo is a premium SUV along the lines of a cadillac or lexus lol

>>21658563
this dude is a premium piece of shit that's for sure

>>21658573
t. brokie

>>21643676
>rots in your stomach

>>21657104
Doner kebab pizza? I look forward to a time when I can eat in my car as it drives me around

>>21660046
kebab pizza is a not bad despite the memes, but i dislike the format of a pizza versus just a normal kebab wrap

>>21634017 (OP)
What the fuck is wrong with your hand? Are you 4’11?

>>21660390
Add another foot to that
>>21660046
It's pork kebab. I prefer beef in every other context of food, but something about the pork kebab is much better than the beef.

Pepperoni, it's only $3

>>21656653
I couldn't agree more.

>>21660412
Central Market is so much better than HEB despite being the same company

asian noodles

>>21661791
>white Tesla on LA freeway
>eating noodles
yep, it's time for an asian to start another crash

>>21634956
>endangering the public/disregarding traffic laws
If you're not doing this, you're not living

burgers. love that car burger smell.

>>21634017 (OP)
have you ever eaten your cucumber crispbread in the car? seems like a good road trip meal

>>21662806
I have, I did actually eat it on a road trip a few months ago heh

>>21662810
nice, im going to try the combo on my trip to alberta. it’s just impossible to find crispbread here and im not sure i trust amazon for food goods

>>21657104
I was waiting for you to post your gay family guy photo

>>21634055
>his hands
Definitely a woman's hands

Always been partial to some gas station nachos.