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Anonymous No.21641309 >>21641318 >>21641323 >>21641343 >>21641351 >>21641513 >>21642353 >>21642433 >>21642933 >>21642998 >>21643016 >>21643610 >>21646073 >>21646511 >>21646873 >>21647151 >>21648437 >>21648459 >>21648547 >>21648560 >>21648770 >>21649435 >>21650099
New branding for Season sardines
What do we think about her?
Anonymous No.21641318
>>21641309 (OP)
I hate it. I am never buying this fucking brand again.
Anonymous No.21641322 >>21647235
I hate it. The bright yellow packaging screams "sunflower seed oil" which clashes against the fact that it's supposed to be olive oil.
Anonymous No.21641323 >>21641330
>>21641309 (OP)
>What do we think about her?
She looks like a dried-up whore drawn by a Tumblr tranny for $10 on Fiverr, and she'll never replace our pure barefoot deenzfu.
Anonymous No.21641330 >>21641364 >>21650233
>>21641323
Nobody wants a can of fish with a picture of bare feet on it.
Anonymous No.21641333 >>21641352 >>21643010 >>21645980 >>21646914 >>21648297
Like most American food companies, they bow down to talmudic satanists. The logo change is probably a distraction from something even more shady going on.
Anonymous No.21641343 >>21642561
>>21641309 (OP)
>as part of our sustainability efforts we're first selling through our current packaging to reduce waste

as opposed to throwing away money? what a fucking retarded thing to say
Anonymous No.21641351
>>21641309 (OP)
I really like the new packaging. I like:
>the new image of the lady
>directly advertising the Omega fatty acid vs tuna statistic
>more color
>photo of the fish
>less "sign pollution", putting the certified stamps on the back

Whoever made that did a great job and should be proud.
Anonymous No.21641352 >>21643611
>>21641333
Pareve means a food is kosher by nature. No weird rituals need to be performed.
all fruit and vegetables came from the earth, and are considered pareve automatically.

(i'm not jewish but i looked it up)
Anonymous No.21641364 >>21642346
>>21641330
The bare girlfeet was the only reason I bought this brand, anon o.O
Anonymous No.21641513
>>21641309 (OP)
>What do we think about her?
Bad change. People that eat sardines are people that value tradition. They aren't going to be happy when you fuck with the traditional mascot of things.

That said, I think that they now show the actual product in the new design, but the mascot should not have been changed.
Anonymous No.21642346
>>21641364
go back
Anonymous No.21642353
>>21641309 (OP)
I like the change because it marked the sale of the brand by Manischewitz (which I believe just contracted out production, resulting in inconsistent quality) to a company that does actual fishing and canning

https://mutandis.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Mutandis_Press-release.pdf
Anonymous No.21642433
>>21641309 (OP)
she's cuter but she looks like she is wearing a woody cosplay
design is more clean but not in a soulless way
Anonymous No.21642435 >>21642497
I saw a tin for $7.50 today
Shit is ridiculous
Anonymous No.21642497
>>21642435
It must suck not being a Costco member, where they're currently on sale for $11 for a 6-pack.
Anonymous No.21642561
>>21641343
was thinking the same thing, companies will really do the most retarded of posturing
Anonymous No.21642565
The bottom girl is far more attractive and classy than the top which looks like a newly retired woman with vaneers whos experimenting with being a dyke for the first time in her mid 60s. Probably doesnt even like deenz either. Bleak
Anonymous No.21642933 >>21642961
>>21641309 (OP)
whats wit all deez SLUTS on MY DEENZ cans?
Anonymous No.21642961 >>21648495 >>21648728
>>21642933
Seafood has a female archetype.
Anonymous No.21642963 >>21642969
>bone in
>with skin
Anonymous No.21642969 >>21642977
>>21642963
Yes, you fucking deenzlet, the bones are cooked until they are edible, and there is nothing objectionable about the skin unless you're an 8yo autist with a helmet and velcro shoes who eats from a prison cafeteria tray to "keep his foods from touching".
Anonymous No.21642977 >>21646918
>>21642969
>don't debone deenz
grim
Anonymous No.21642998
>>21641309 (OP)
The girl is hotter. They should make AI porn of her.
Anonymous No.21643010
>>21641333
...are you implying that sardine are actually oestrogen-marinated foreskins??!! concerning
Anonymous No.21643016 >>21643052 >>21643097
>>21641309 (OP)
Never seen this brand but fancy deenz are for turbohomos.
Anonymous No.21643052 >>21643082 >>21643097
>>21643016
They're one of the two Costco brands along with Wild Planet. Not fancy.
Anonymous No.21643082 >>21644077 >>21645981
>>21643052
Why are there no sardines farmed in the western North Atlantic? You never see "product of new england/usa" or "product of maritime canada."
Anonymous No.21643097 >>21643580
>>21643016
They taste like canned tuna. I made the mistake of buying them because they were on sale for 5$ for an 8 pack vs normal KO 8$ for a 4 pack.
>>21643052
Neither of those are costco brands.
Anonymous No.21643580
>>21643097
>Neither of those are costco brands.
Sorry, I meant "brands sold at Costco", not Kirkland. My Costco has both.
Anonymous No.21643610
>>21641309 (OP)
amazing how effective woke logo change marketing is, they should also change it back later like cracker barrel did to play the fiddle further
Anonymous No.21643611
>>21641352
a rabbi goes to the factory and burns some equupment with a blowtorch to kosher it
Anonymous No.21644077 >>21645986
>>21643082
I'm sure the answer is "money" but that's a glib comment because I don't know why. The easy guess is that US regulations and labor costs make fishing more expensive, plus the natural realities of how many fish are available in which oceans at any given time. My Season sardines say "product of Morocco". Thanks, Morocco, for these sweet tasty deenz.
Anonymous No.21644096 >>21644848
I ate a can of deenz and drank a mason jar of milk. I'm not sure if that was a good idea.
Anonymous No.21644848
>>21644096
Sounds fine and /fit/ to me, anon, you probably got 30g protein with some nice fats and omega-whatevers. It was whole milk, I hope?
Anonymous No.21645980 >>21646081 >>21649482
>>21641333
Anonymous No.21645981
>>21643082
we do have fisheries in the north atlantic. brunswick is a major canned sardine brand that fishes there. I'm not sure if they sell outside of canada but it's the biggest brand here.
Anonymous No.21645986 >>21646064
>>21644077
Sardines canning is labor intensive so labor cost effect it quickly. It used to be a kids job here in Maine until about the 1950s. I think the last cannery in bar harbor just closed up recently
Anonymous No.21646064 >>21646078
>>21645986
I'm not so sure that sardine cannery jobs are much more expensive in the US than in France since in France the employer pays for the retirement pension and healthcare
Anonymous No.21646073
>>21641309 (OP)
Smells of global homo.
Anonymous No.21646078
>>21646064
So does the US if they want to attract anyone that's not gonna OD on heroin at some point during a shift. Especially in eastern Maine
Anonymous No.21646081
>>21645980
powerful
Anonymous No.21646511
>>21641309 (OP)
>not eating the Mermaid
Anonymous No.21646873
>>21641309 (OP)
Anne Frank
Anonymous No.21646914 >>21647235
>>21641333
The most interesting thing that happened with this logo change was probably their branding department sending out the final product and going "jesus christ fuck please please please don't let a bunch of loser retards get mad about this on twitter and tank company stock or we're fired."
Anonymous No.21646918
>>21642977
I could see it for a dish that wanted a more tender texture but if you're just snacking on them and deboning them first then you're a pussy fag who probably choked on a chicken wing bone once.
Anonymous No.21647151
>>21641309 (OP)
It’s ok
Anonymous No.21647235 >>21648314
>>21641322
But olive oil is also bright yellow anon
>>21646914
Are they a publically traded company?
Anonymous No.21648297
>>21641333
Anonymous No.21648314 >>21648319
>>21647235
>Are they a publically traded company?
The parent company is on the Casablanca Stock Exchange, ticker is MUT
Anonymous No.21648319
>>21648314
>casablana is the exchange name
>MUTT is the ticker symbol
mfw
Anonymous No.21648395 >>21648409
Do they even remove the guts? Asking cause I don't wanna eat fish poop.
Anonymous No.21648409
>>21648395
Guts, yes, spines, no
Anonymous No.21648437
>>21641309 (OP)
>wild caught
>sustainable
wild caught fish is literally the exact opposite of sustainable lmao who believe this bullshit?
Anonymous No.21648459 >>21648635
>>21641309 (OP)
Looks AI generated.
Anonymous No.21648495
>>21642961
Anonymous No.21648547
>>21641309 (OP)
nobody gives a single shit about omega 3 so no need to overgype that, but they do care about the source of the fish and you removed that information... is that because you've got something to hide? are you farming those little fishies in china or something?
Anonymous No.21648560
>>21641309 (OP)
The woman is significantly more attractive which makes for a better logo.
Anonymous No.21648635
>>21648459

Correct
That logo is clearly generated
Anonymous No.21648660 >>21648681
no feet = no sale

simple as that
Anonymous No.21648681 >>21648690 >>21648716
>>21648660
It's a common mistake to make the fingers half hand-length on the palm side the way they are on the knuckle side, despite the webbing shortening them visually.
Anonymous No.21648690 >>21648713 >>21648716 >>21648718
>>21648681
Not to mention the eyebrows floating above the hair, gigantic eyes, microscopic nose and the toothless, cavernous mouth.
Anonymous No.21648713
>>21648690

But hey, that mean unobstructed entry
Anonymous No.21648716
>>21648681
>>21648690
Japan is a technology hungry nation.
Art isn’t their strong point
Anonymous No.21648718
>>21648690
You can chalk a lot of things up to stylistic choice but palm-side finger length is more of a basic proportion thing and I don't see how distorting it there would add to the picture instead of taking away from it. The gesture of the hand there wants to be flat and boxy like a stop sign in service of visually saying "no" or "stop that" and the fingers drawn like that take away from that instead of adding to it. It draws the eyes upwards to negative space instead of communicating to halt or draw the eyes to the character's face. Maybe that's just how the artist draws hands and fingers generally but it detracts from the picture.
Anonymous No.21648728 >>21649143
>>21642961
Actual source is page 35 of this book (https://ia600607.us.archive.org/33/items/Satanism_201812/AntonLavey-TheSatanicWitch.pdf) by the founder of the Church of Satanism.
Anonymous No.21648770
>>21641309 (OP)
Fucking woke garbage
Gas the commies now!
Anonymous No.21649143 >>21649429
>>21648728
The founder of the church of Satanism would NEVER lie, of course. We can always take evil people at their word.
Anonymous No.21649429
>>21649143
I read a bit more of the book. It sounds like what a twelve year old boy would thinks defines a man. Who falls for that stuff other than Sammy Davis Jr.?
Anonymous No.21649435
>>21641309 (OP)
She cute. I'd put my with skin bone in her, if you catch my drift.
Anonymous No.21649482 >>21649867
>>21645980
>Polish immigrant Isaac Epstein
lel
Anonymous No.21649867
>>21649482
Must be an honor, sharing a name with one of the great heroes of recent time
Anonymous No.21650099
>>21641309 (OP)
Less legible, graphic design fail, putting images of the food on anything is low rent. Worse than Cracker Barrel. All they had to do was blow up the chick into a portrait/bust proportion. Non-GMO is a major selling point and it's omission for a PHOTO is fucking IDIOTIC.
Anonymous No.21650233
>>21641330
Excuse me, those are girlfeet